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MrPRevailer:
Cheap critic. When a fool talks, his mouth smells.

One of the morons don vex o. E pain my guy. You think everyone's mouth smells because most people that go to ur church are unkempt buffoons with smelly mouth abi?

MrPRevailer:
Here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iM_jvr-Aaw

This church of morons again? See bad acting

Santaboris:
I will forever be a volunteer just in case you need me, maybe if they need to test their powerful ring known as anawo I will be here as long as they are not hitting my head or my chest lol, you don't need charm to bring me down after hitting those places ... 08160763123

Lol

Emeskhalifa:
How come all those involved have something to do with cheating. Ogar if you think JAZZ is not real abeq make we meet one on one make I carry u go meet this baba make u see for your eyes. U go come back come give nairaland the story

It also happens to married people oga. If u dont know ask questions.

Elthugnificent:
Sure hombre, I was only trying to replicate it in our country but unfortunately I only got 100k to spare.

If only I had enough cash, I would have travel to every state and make a documentary by revealing all the con artist and maybe by then people will stop blaming their village people.

Dude don't worry. I have this plan too. I already have people here in mind that I intend to work with when I am ready. I think I just added you to that list of people.

Jarus:
Spare the disappointment. Just give me a single case of this thing happening to a couple. That was my question.

There are tens of cases of it happening that abound in the news sites. All gave links. Show me one case that happened to legallt married couples.

Dude u just messed up. I was expecting to have googled it by now and then probably argue that the preponderance of that is not as much as that of illegal sexual partners and I would have agreed with u. Instead u are dogmatically refusing to lift a finger. Seems like steep superstition probably mixed with some religious beliefs actually impedes intellectualism even in the best of us.

Read this story. https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-25827175


I chose that story because it gives a broad account of different scenarios and if u are truly interested in more examples u can check for yourself. Maybe when I am chanced I will look through my browser for old bookmarks. I kept them specifically for situations like this.

Even atheists here can testify to the number of times they recuperated from an ailment without drugs or visiting the hospital. And they didn't need to pray or believe either. So claims about belief healing anyone is worthless.

One guy get small headache now, e pray small and the headache don go the guy begin shout "by his stripes".

Faith Oyedepo was down she ran to hospital were healings actually happens lol. Not even the belief of her husband and every pastor in their company could help her.

bloodofthelamb:
I owe you no proof just like just Jesus owed the Devil no proof when he requested that Jesus proves his Sonship by turning a stone to bread.

Heaven knows I am not lying. My conscience is clear and that is all that matters. The just shall live by faith and not by sight. Peace bro!

Says a liar. Keep lying to yourself. Even your fellow Christians know u are a liar.

By the way u didn't tell us the ailment u were healed from. Was it erectile dysfunction? Or an overwhelming need to lie through your teeth?

TruthinAction:
Your request is dishonest. Even our Lord Jesus didn't heal every sick folk he met. Only those who believe in him hot healed. Otherwise, if anybody could get healed, then we do not need faith. Those who want to receive from God must exercise faith to receive.

The supernatural is possible if you believe.

Liar!!! The most pernicious liars are Christians. Quote a verse where it was said that the sick was brought to Jesus and he couldn't heal them because of their unbelief.

ehinmowo:
If you believe that all there is is all the cell can supply, why does man age even when all his cells are replaced every 7-11 years.




Jesus said that the children of vipers ask for signs but none shall be given them.




If you need true proof, you need to leave your comfort zone. Your money is immaterial.

You Christians are some of the most confused morons in history. The same Jesus also said u will do greater things than he did. He also said "these signs shall surely follow them who on my name believe". There are about over 5 verses where Jesus proclaims that his followers will be able to display their powers easily. Yet u impotent followers will always quote the same one verse u just quoted to wriggle out of explaining your impotence. Hahahaha.

All these dumb gays that didn't do well in school and will never do well in life but decide they are smart enough to come here and try to scam their fathers on the internet.

bloodofthelamb:
I am an example. Through faith the power of the Spirit of God is made manifest in my life every hour.

I got healed by simply believing and declaring that by his stripes I am healed, without the intake of man made drugs I am. Faith lays hold of what have already being purchased by the suffering and death of Jesus Christ.

I am also superman. I shoot laser from my eyes and can lift a mountain with my fingers. Lol. Anybody can claim anything. Proving it is another matter.

Elymoney:
How come this stuff only works on Married people. When will get a report that the victim is single. Why always married victims

Because legitimate couples will relax when it happens. They won't call the whole world and the story is not sensational so nobody spreads it. It happens to husband and wives too.

Jarus:
Provide link to a single case of it happening to couples.

Even you, Jarus? Dissapointed. You could have actually google penis captivus to get an answer to that u know.

Yoighaman:
Teesha don't teach us nonsense. Read up your big grammar and isn't what you just insinuated. Pure black magic at work....now I'm beginning to believe that 'juju' is real, jeez!

Now u are believing? You have always believed jare. Stop lying.

apholaryn:
but how come it happens only to people who cheat on there spouses? cos every situation like this have ever seen is either a married woman fhucking someone else and vice versa

It doesn't only happen to people who cheat. It happens to legitimate couples too. But no one will video such people because they are in the privacy of their bedroom. So when they get stuck they calm down and wait for their genitals to come unstuck. But the cheating ones start panicking and get caught.

frank317:
That's the problem, ur answers are always lost in ur unnecessary long sermon. Instead of hitting the nail on the head, u try to play smart and talk too much while doing it... To be honest, its boring talking to u.

Work on ur interaction skills.

Dude doesn't ever hit the nail on the head. He doesn't even hit the nail at all. He just hits around the nail. A lot.

Freh:
How far but the Holy spirit is supposed to lead the newly born ignorant Christian into all truth. So it doesn't make sense that someone has the Holy spirit and they cannot use it or are ignorant.
Also part of the new covenant as seen from Ezekiel 36:26 is that I will put my law in you and remove the heart of stone and put my spirit in you. From Acts of the apostles anytime the holy spirit came there was an almost immediate deification of the individual in question. He begins to live on another realm.
My argument today is not the Holy Spirit's authenticity but that most Nigerians if not all don't have it and simply get a conscience upgrade at most or cower in fear of Hell as a potential future responsible for a perceived change

Thanks for helping to reply that gentleman. It is as if they don't read my argument and try as much as possible to avoid it while giving excuses for the impotence of modern Christians. The holy spirit is the embodiment of endless possibility. If u have the holy spirit but dont know how to use it simply means u don't have the holy spirit.

Newton also believed in alchemy and similar hogwash. I don't think u want to use him to support your cause.

HappyPagan:
Tell Mary that...

Lol. I was expecting this joke.

The idiot of a pastor go soon open branch for Africa now and our dumb brothers and sisters go follow am because of this fake story about hell.

But come to think of it, which angel is Angel Luj? Or did the guy mistake our very own LoJ for Luj? Perhaps while LoJ was astral traveling with the aid of his 3rd eye, a fly flew into the eye and as he was trying to clean the eye he bumped into this pastor and took him on an astral tour.

dalaman:
Forget that one, he's the most confused rambler that I know here. He just writes long and meaningless epistles just to explain absurdity away. He doesn't even believe in the nonsense he claims he believes in. Jesus in the bible we are told mentioned signs that his followers will have and abilities they will also posses, so that unbelievers will see and believe, yet he is all blabbing and talking all over the place. The guy is just a ridiculous joke.

I swear. That guy dey ramble. Something wey go just take 2 sentences, my guy go write essay on top. The reason he does that is because he knows he has no point so he tries as much as possible to use a verbiage of words to compensate for his lack of substance.

Me don ignore the guy.

alBHAGDADI:
I didn't say he sacrificed himself to himself.

Go and read my post against.

You expect Jesus to do everything in order for us to know what and what he supports. Why not stop using a spoon since the bible never recorded that he used a spoon. The fact that the Bible didn't record he did or didn't do something is a clear indication that we can chose to do or not do those things.

Lol. Stop dancing around. If there is a law that says I must use spoon to it and the law was made before the time of Jesus and when Jesus came, he neither uses the spoon nor emphasized it and as a matter of fact he spent most of the time antagonizing those that believe in the spoon law dearly, wouldn't it be safe to say he was not interested in the spoon law?

alBHAGDADI:
The Holy Lamb sacrificed himself but not for himself, he did it for others. Jesus as a tithe receiver had no need to pay tithe because it would be useless giving himself money which is already his.

Do you get it now?

What are you saying? He sacrificed himself to himself because of others. So why didnt he pay tithe to himself because of others too. That way his disciples and early christians and present-day christian will know without doubt that he was for it? I mean if it was that important, you would think an omnipotent god will know to make sure it is recorded and emphasized and the early christians will emphasize it too.

alBHAGDADI:
No, you lots didn't think it through when you always state that Jesus never tithe. How do you expect the King who receives tithe to now pay tithe, same way you can't expect the Holy Lamb to now make lamb sacrifices?

Can you now see how silly your logic is?

The holy lamb sacrificed himself. Isnt that what u guys claim? So in the same vein he would have paid his tithe too if it was important. The only thing he did and we know of is pay his taxes. But u community of thieves and vipers think u should be tax-exempt.

alBHAGDADI:
Jesus also never sacrificed any lamb at the temple. Does that mean he was against lamb sacrifices then? He didn't tithe doesn't translate to him speaking against tithing.

Of course he was. Imagine this guy o. You are asking if the guy that is supposed to be the lamb of God was opposed to the caricature that was the physical lamb when he himself was now among them? U didn't think this through, did you?

OpenYourEyes1:
Crudeoil and fossils are evidence of worldwide flood. The events that produced them are rare and will likely never occur again.

This guy and nonsense talk. How are crude oil and fossils evidence of a worldwide flood? Please back up your claim with facts. And try to think before u post. Even the fossils have been dated to different time periods. So how many floods occurred? Chai!! It is as if Christianity is now synonymous to thoughtlessness.

Can anyone read through the wall of text Ihedinobi just posted and help me locate his point? The guy has a proclivity for rambling and writing so much text without actually addressing anything.

Dude u aren't making sense. You just mentioned a lot of names and stated that Elisha died after many miracles. As if my argument was that they shouldn't die. Please learn to address the point. At least Elisha performed miracles. Which one have u done with all your claims to the Holy spirit? That is my point. Show me the proof or just keep quiet.

Little wonder people are wary of engaging you.

bloodofthelamb:
It is one to have something and it is another thing to know how to used the thing you have. The Spirit is a gift given to us freely through Christ, but only few know how to manifest the power lying dormant in them.

So show me one example of someone using the power. One example with proof not some Christian legend or myth.

Ihedinobi3 my guy.
You have dribbled. But unfortunately you couldn't score. Even in the bible we heard of Joseph who was able to forestall famine in the land of Egypt because of the gift of God. We know of Daniel and his 3 friends who far exceeded expectations in wisdom because of God's hand upon them.
Now the new testament is supposed to be about an even greater covenant and ability to do greater things than Jesus did. So I ask you, Ihedinobi, can you tell me with a straight face that u are even able to do half of what Jesus did?
Paul himself with the Holy spirit was able to tell that Ananias and his wife were lying. I am sure with that same power, he could have easily located Chibok girls, tell us where Shekau is hiding and expose ISIS. So don't come here and lie that Christianity is not about signs and wonders. That is a blatant attempt at shirking responsibility.
The question is why is it that modern Christians cannot move a pebble never mind mountains?

CAPSLOCKED:
LOUDER!!

Lol. I am even waiting for Christians in this section to come and dispute this but they are no where to be found. Maybe lalasticlala and Seun can help me get more audience to dispute this. If there is even a remote chance I am wrong I will like to hear sensible arguments supporting it.

If anyone has a counter argument with proof, I will like to hear it.