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Ihedinobi3:
Yes I can. When I'm not trying to explain things.

Thank you for explaining what your dog is.

If you insult my family, you insult me, NPComplete. If you want to insult the whole world because everybody is dumb compared to you, that's fine but when you insult any Christian, however moronic you may feel they are, then you've picked a fight with the House of Christ and I am part of that House.

As I have told you before, you are not the Guardian of all intelligence and reason and logic. You are just like the rest of us, doing what you can to cope with life. Live then, and let live.

I would understand much better if people came to pick fights with you but even then you could choose to walk away or handle people better. But putting yourself on a pedestal as you have is only setting yourself up for a fall.

Everybody is not dumb compared to me. Most people are dumb compared to me. I have seen and met many smart Christians. The funny thing is that they don't come on Nairaland to make the kind of stupid arguments most Christians here make. A very good sign of intelligence is to recognise that u don't have a convincing answer to a question about your faith and admit it or avoid the answer altogether. But not the 50 kobo brains that litter Nairaland. They will either lie all day, say some useless unrelated nonsense or just threaten u with eternal damnation. Unfortunately, I do not have patience for such fuckery.

And did I hear u say "House of Christ"? A house with so many morons inside it cannot be called that. Let's address it by its proper appellation: A House of Morons.

toyosi20188:
LOL. Like seriously? U really don't have to deny the fact that you are atheist, your last statement, calling Christian doctrines fallacy, shows it all.

Yeah. I am sure Muslims are atheists too. So are Jews. This guy stupid die.

See his reasoning. Your fellow Christians are ashamed of u right now. Ihedinobi3 just negodu another one of the morons I was just talking about. And this one too will claim he communicates with God daily and has God inside him. What an insult to God.

Ihedinobi3:
Your dog isn't in this fight? What? Why have you been all over the religion section of Nairaland abusing Christians?! Which dog were you protecting from them then?

So u can write something this short? If u notice, I don't abuse Christians. I insult morons. Unfortunately it seems a lot of morons are Christians. Just this week I gave some New Age goat-fuckers a hot one on another thread. I also had a running feud with Babalawos while he was active.

The only dog I protect is rationality and evidence. There are some Christians here I have never attacked. That's because they admit their argument is based on faith and not evidence. They don't try to lie through their teeth like u do. And they definitely don't write meaningless long posts.

I said as much in that post u quoted. Any position one takes, one must be ready to back it up with facts. If u are going to claim u can raise the dead then be ready to actually raise dead people and not give excuses when called upon.

My belief is much close to deism. I believe something started this universe. That's thing could be the universe itself. I don't know. I believe we cannot wrap our minds around a concept like God. And from all evidence I can see, God doesn't care if u believe in Him or not. He loves variety. It is humans that care. No book, no matter what foolish lies are written inside and how long the book has existed, can tell us what God is. Especially if that book or its users claims it is infallible.

Everything must be questioned, doubted and proven. And anything that cannot be questioned or refuses questioning must be mocked. Knowledge is ever progressing. Any stagnant knowledge based on old parchments that disapproves of revision and cannot produce consistent results is antiquated and useless.

This is what I believe.

toyosi20188:
Wow. The Devil has really blindfolded you. I really don't see why you should look at the beauty of the universe and say there is no GOD and continue professing atheism

You are so daft. U are probably the biggest morøn ever to register on this forum. If u could read the first line of my comment and still foolishly write this nonsense u wrote then there is no hope for u. Your brain has been replaced with olive oil.

LMAO. Na so people dey mumu?

MrPRevailer:


Miracle is not a scam. I have brought incurable sick people to my church and they were healed. Why would I lie when nobody is paying me to say this neither is there material beneficiary if you eventually believe.

No doubt there are fake miracles. Because for every thing that is original there must be a fake. EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE.

You lie because of the psychological turn-on u receive from lying. People have lied for even lesser reasons. So stop claiming u aren't lying u liar. You haven't helped in curing any incurable sick people. There are still sick people around u right now. Deaf people. Blind people. Cripples. So stop lying.

Ranchhoddas:
Chemicals in your brain made you believe?

You got goosebumps. The same thing I get when I listen to Zion's Daughter by Boney M.

Did you not realize your finitude in the grand scheme of things before attending the Experience?
What did you think you where before then?

You'd snap out of it soon.
Bookmark this comment.

Lol maybe he thought he was infinity itself before then.

Nice story. Good for u. Not an atheist myself so I have no dog in this fight. From what I can read, u are in love. U will like to believe in Christianity so as to complete your relationship. Good. After u marry her and spend more time devoted to the religion lets see if u are still this mushy. Good luck to u as u search for the truth. Whether u choose to become an atheist again, a deist or just irreligious or remain christian or even convert to these New Age religions, I just hope u find peace with yourself and that whatever stance u choose in the future u are able to back it up with evidence.

By the way, anyone notice how nobody has claimed he was not a true atheist yet? If it was a reversed story now Christians will rush here and scream their favorite No-true-Scottsman fallacy.

humandroid:
Was just touching the surface and was about to break down some important info, but these moronic imbeciles dont deserve it. How can you give info to morons who dont deserve it.

Nobody wants to hear the rantings of a raving loony. The only thing we need to hear from u is that u have resumed taking your meds and have stopped seeing things.
Mumu surface. Seeing planets and the future but cant see what is in front of his own nose. Nincompoops with delusions of grandeur.

bloodofthelamb:
May you perish with your money. This was the reply apostle Peter gave to Simon who thinks he can have access to the supernatural manifestation of God through silver and gold.

See mumu talk. No one wants access to fake manifestations that never work. What they are asking if for u that allegedly have the access to manifest at least once. But u impotent Christians with your fake speaking in tongues have nothing to show for it.

finalboss:
Your experience impacts me, in spite of the fact that it is so a long ways past what I have come to. It gives me hope, for mankind. Perusing what you have accomplished.

Don't worry, I give u a 2 years to enjoy this ludicrousness. You are just starting out and u will like to believe u are on to something life changing. In 2 years time once u take stock of your life and realise that u are no better off by taking this path, u will quietly disappear or change ur stance. Trust me u won't be the first or the last person I know that this has happened to. And if u are honest with yourelf u will admit it at the right time.

Ranchhoddas:
How exactly does Elon Musk fit into all these?

Una madness dey wear different cloth everyday.

When I talk say these people dey mad u no wan gree. These guys are raving lunatics with nothing to show for. They have nothing in their lives so they come here to live in fantasies and encourage each other. Ask them to show u proof they will run and hide.

What even makes me laugh is that they take scientific and technology trends everyone know and try to mix it with their nonsense and pass it off as some special knowledge. Typical of lunatics.

humandroid:
Hahahahahahaaha, You have no idea. I did not come to planet earth to roll with you local earthworms.

Shoe get size.

Says every lunatic.

humandroid:
I am having fun here, you little rabbits can keep advertising your stupidity.

You don't sound like someone having fun. You sound like someone totally peeved I am raining on his party. If anything I am the one having fun trolling u and pissing on this thread. Keep fooling yourself.

We will always be here to put a kybosh on your madness and put u back on your leash anytime u skip ur meds again boy.

humandroid:
Hahahahahaa, You must be too lazy to keep monitoring which alternate username I change to. A golden fish can not hide huh ?

Poor thing.

Dude there is nothing for u. Keep making senseless claims and I will keep shooting it down. Even the majority of ur moronic followers will start seeing u for what u are. You cannot escape reality.

humandroid:
Another stupid African who is too poor and lazy not to feed himself but expect others to work hard and put food on your table for free. Silly you.

Lol. You are a fraud. No matter how much u run here to escape the realities of your life and act out your fantasies, as soon as u are offline reality will kick u in the balls and facts will sodomize you. There is no escaping it.
You can claim to be a billionaire online, claim to have the knowledge of a thousand years, claim to have visited other planets and walk through time, claim to be Superman and He-man but we both know what u are; an epitome of emptiness. All hat no cattle.

For long we have been waiting for u to shame us and display those powers u claim but instead u just drone on with pseudoscience and quackery. The last time u ran away and deleted your account. Perhaps the depression of reality has begun to set it again and u are back here to escape reality and bask in the adulation of morons.

I just feel sorry for u. A grown man still holding on to his childhood fantasies and refusing to let go.

humandroid:
It is the last semester of life on the Milky Way Galaxy as we know it, the next Galaxy that life will sprout from is the Dragonfly44, with dark matter being the in-thing. it is designed for robots and AI, that is why life has gone chaotic and AI and Singularity is being speed up. People who are smart enough do not need to have new kids coming to this, but if you do, your grand kids will be the last with this body as it is, after which the body will be fused with mechanical systems with chips.

I came here to witness the last days as humanoids on this body, this body is being phased out. The substrate can no longer support this bio-electric body, but will support bio-mechanical-electric archetype.

How I get info ? Well, I am one of the few priviledged ones who have access to this type of info. I paid my dues.

So much senseless nonsense in one post.

How can anyone read this emptiness, chuck full of scientific jargon to lend it weight, and then come and claim nonsense like this is fact. Lmao

Some of u will just be following a guy that is off his meds again.

Someone is making assertions about the life that will sprout in a galaxy in the future. If u are not morons, why don't u put him to the test. Why don't u ask him to make 3 accurate predictions about what will happen to u tomorrow, something that is not routine and then take him seriously if he passes.
It is only halfwits that follow leaders with them first proving themselves.

Please read that nonsense he wrote again 3 times and tell me u believe this guy is okay.

Ranchhoddas:
Exactly. I don't think it's something that can be taught.
I know you do not believe this but the masters say it takes lifetimes (literally) for most people to achieve this.

Which masters? The masters that are as ignorant about how things work as u are? Because someone claims he knows something and is sometimes boastful about it doesn't mean he knows jack. Without proof, we might as well be believing all those pastors instead.

Ranchhoddas:
Lol!

Weyrey!


How does contemplating consciousness make one delusional?

It is one thing to contemplate consciousness. It is another thing to claim knowledge about the highest level of consciousness and how to achieve it like our resident empty barrel and his new disciple are doing.

Even though he has changed his moniker we still recognise him and until the day he brings proof of his claims working under real scrutiny, he will forever remain the king of clowns to the rest of us.

The association of morons and buffoons he belongs to can keep praising him though. We love the comic relief.

Thread for the delusional.

ehinmowo:
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You are like every confused atheist we have in Nigeria. No sound reasoning. Just blatant stupidity. I just asked you simple question, your deluded mind kept saying rubbish.

Like I said. U are among some of the most confused morons in history. Ur bible mentioned many times how u will heal the sick and perform miracles and how the whole world will know God through your power. Now we ask for evidence but ur dumb ass can't provide one. Instead of just covering ur eyes in shame and moving on with ur impotence u decided to expose itself to more ridicule by asking dumb questions that reflect an inability to think or construct sensible statements. Lol

Chikaa444:
How come they were not separated in the hospital? How come they were separated after some incantations....

Because no one took them to the hospital. And who knows whether this story was sensationalized by bloggers.

OpenYourEyes1:
It is actually April fool joke bro. I guess they were trolling us believers.

The supernatural is real though whether they believe it or not. Those with the abilities are rare for good reasons.

My theories why they don't come out:
- The spirits that control them don't let them come out.
- They are shy people
- Or they fear for their lives.

Damn bro. You surprised me with that line. I will stop going hard on u from now on and start believing u are capable of understanding logical arguments.

CAPSLOCKED:
NA WA FOR YOU O, I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU.
YOU'RE CALLING JOSH FAKE AS IF THERE ARE ANY AUTHENTIC FAITH HEALERS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

Lol. I like to give the fake bleeps the benefit of the doubt.

OpenYourEyes1:
Do you just scream "it is fake!" without telling us why you think it is!?

I have told u why I think it is fake. It is not my fault u chose not to read it.

The "fakest" is that woman with fake pregnancy that is moving around. Lol. Baby is moving around and turning but the stomach is just bobbing up and down. If a baby will turn we should be seeing a visible rotation of the the shape of the stomach somewhat. Only God knows what contraption they strapped to the woman's stomach.

TB Joshua na fake man I swear.

vaxx:
there was no solid evidence that tbe money existed. At best it was a form of promissory notes

Sometimes it is better to just keep quiet than to be digging yourself deeper inside a hole. First u asserted boldly that there is no money. Now u are claiming it was promissory notes.

This is what Randi himself said in the transcript that u obviously didnt read well before mouthing off.

Now there is a million dollars. It is with Goldman Sachs in a special account awardable only for this particular purpose. So don't give me that.

U think an organization will just risk massive lawsuit that will cause them more than $1 million just to claim they have $1m they dont have to give? Wetin u dey yarn sef?

By the way promissory notes are also valid sources of payment, u know. Like Capslocked said, you dont read u just share anything u want as long as u think it suits your agenda.

vaxx:
Do you read the dialogue

Yes I did. U point out to me where u got ur impression from. Maybe I didnt read it well.

vaxx:
Not true, the money don't exist.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0701/26/lkl.01.html

So where did u get that the money does not exist in that transcript? Na wa for u o.

vaxx:
The money doesn’t exist. It was independently verified after blowhard Sylvia Bowne tried this tactic.

The money existed. It was in a fund.

With all these videos I can now boldly say that TB Joshua is another fake. Very very fake. Lol.

I used to have reservations about criticizing him because of his philanthropy and the fact that I have never really investigated his operations. But with these videos, all bets are off. WTF!!! Lol

vaxx:
There is a video on Youtube titled, Seth Raphael Claims Randi’s Million Dollar Challenge. In the video raphael claims to have created a computer program that can identify a person’s randomly selected card from a shuffled deck. There is a device that “reads thoughts” when worn. In the end of the test, Randi agrees he cannot explain the program’s power, and that the device can basically read minds… However, there is a twist so feel free to watch and find out.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_0E1XJP33E

It was a hoax or something like that. Randi was in on it. Everyone knows that.

OpenYourEyes1:
Did this kid fake his healing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbZ5j6Q8eaw

Lol. This guy again. U have proven time and again that u aren't bright. Of course the boy didn't. His mum and the church did. If that's even truly his mum.

Putting on leg braces is not the same as not being able to walk. Any scammer can put on braces.

I have noticed a singular theme with 2 of these videos. The legs always look perfectly fine. Not different from after the miracle.

What I will like to see is a withered leg brought back to life fully with all the sinews and muscles apparently functioning.

OpenYourEyes1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj4WtEfNADg

What do you think? Will post more....

Fake fuckery. Not even the overly dramatic voice narrating the video can hide it.

Nothing is wrong with that guy's legs. What was he healed from? The legs look and move perfectly fine. The guy is probably one of those guys that fake disability to beg for alms and the church decided to exploit him. Either that or the church put him to it. The video is so fake.

Please anyone can look at the video and tell me what the guy was actually healed from.