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efe35L:
Oh you fo.ol. the third eye is ur soul eye, spiritual eye, pineal gland. It makes u see other dimensions. It is present in every human brain but its in a sleeping state till you seek knowlege Google is ur friend lil witch Fly away jare

Look at the fool calling his uncle a fool. Explain how MFM started using the 3rd eye. And why u are using the name of the church to try to perpetrate a fraud on the internet. This slowpoke think he is the first fool to talk about 3rd eye on Nairaland. You are still learning. Come back when u master the trade.

efe35L:
Devil flee!!

Fraud.

By the way when did MFM start using the 3rd eye. You want to lie and deceive people and u want to use MFM to lure them into your foolishness.

The real MFM members should come and call u out before u use the name of their church to commit crime.

Fraud.

Fool.

The snakes were probably trying to mate and the religious buffoon saw their mating ritual like fighting and decided to make a fool of himself on the internet. A cursory look at the surrounding of the church reveals there is a thick bush on the left. Which is probably where the snakes came from.

If his prayer truly works, he should pray for a brain. Because the one he is currently using is obviously not functional. All these simpletons opening churches to hustle for their next meal sef.

efe35L:
I was a fool in the office now i'm the super star..the MD of my bank wana give me promotion. Cos i know how to command the heavenlies to my favor...i will teach u for free just follow me...Witches and demons plenty oo. U need to see what i see guys!!

This is how you know this guy is a fraud. Once they start telling u horseshit stories like this, get ready to be disappointed.

Another moronic 3rd eye thread. Within the next few months your new followers will find out they have been sold snake oil and they will become your greatest antagonizers here. And shortly after that u will disappear from Nairaland.
You are just the latest iteration of a long line of self-glorifying 3rd eye frauds on Nairaland. Lol

The truth is that no one actually knows the true name of the Hebrew god. The name was spelt YHWH in ancient times. But no one know the actual the true pronunciation. Not even the Jews. So Yahweh is just an assumed pronunciation. It could as well have been Yawah, Yeweh, Yawoh, etc.....

Jehovah is even a corruption of the name Yaweh. So it is even less accurate.

The confusion about the pronunciation of the name can be traced back to obeying the fourth commandment. People at a point started actively avoided pronouncing the name so as not to be flout the commandment. As such the pronunciation gradually disappeared with time. Even most parts of the old testament were it is written that "The Lord said...." is actually "YHWH said...."

Falling under the anointing works the same way hypnosis works. You can't fall if u don't want to. There is no anointing anywhere. Just men with sugar-laced tongues that can put u under self-induced hypnosis and sometimes make you feel something spiritual actually happened.
Both the "faller" and "fallee" are frauds.

Lol. If the girl is that dumb, u should probably be happy you found out early enough. Lol

VincenzoZhuxu:
this really prove it bro you are an slowpoke maybe your mom have a problem training you well i blame your stupid coward mum for that if you like to become a preacher getto street is always free fool

The comment pain the fool for body
Fool can't spell Ghetto. Fool brings in people's mum when he couldn't handle the heat. And the fool is a Christian. And he is even talking about training. Lmao. Thank you for making my point for me and showing the world you guys are truly buffoons. Dude u aren't even worth arguing with. Look at how you are struggling to make a coherent sentence. Let people come and judge between me and u who is a better person. I wouldn't even involve your family. Those with worthless pedigree try to bring other people's family into a conversation.

You are still a sad fool. I feel sorry for you. Lol

[quote author=jeremy042 post=72893646][/quote]This illiterate doesn't even know the definition of an insult.
Just go back to what u are good at and that's cleaning toilets. And maybe if u are not always tired after all the toilet cleaning in the day u can enroll in a night school for adults like u who wasted their youth so u can learn how to write. Make sure u attend a special needs school because clearly your brain won't be sharp enough for a regular adult school. Lol

VincenzoZhuxu:
Almost everyone here just condemning the story not only do you act foolishly but seriously your stupidity highly alarming for you NPCcomplete no worry bro just go play it anyhow if you die what concern the person that post this he only give you advice with nothing attach go think well bro

This coward couldn't even quote me directly. You are stupid to think that my argument against the OP is a support for lasciviousness.
The problem with religious people is that u have stopped using your brain for so long it is now hard thinking and making sense of posts that are beyond you. Do not insert yourself into a conversation if u can neither understand it nor put ur own words in clear English.
Lol. It is fun seeing all these failures and idiots with no brain slither out from under a rock trying to attack me. I am laughing and watching u fail. You are even so crude and uncoordinated that u had to write your post twice while fumbling around on your phone like a halfwit. LMAO

jeremy042:
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I SEE THE LEVEL AT WHICH U R FILLED WIT POO.U OOZE RIGHT FRM WHERE U R.NON-ENTITY.

Seems the only insult you know is non-entity. I am sure it is because that's what people have been calling u. Bloody illiterate that can't write well or use spaces and punctuations well. Look at how you are writing in capital letters like a baboon. You don't know u are advertising your illiteracy for the world to see. Hahahaha. I just pity u. You are busy making yourself look stupid and people are laughing at the way you write.
Sorry eh. I just hope your destiny is not scattered and uncoordinated like your writing. Jobless fool. I know why u are frustrated. It must be hard to be cleaning toilets for a living. Especially this Monday morning. Hahahaha

jeremy042:
YOU R SO PAINED MAN.ITS SHOWING IN UR WRITE UP.U R STILL A NON-ENTITY, FIND UR PLACE.JESUS STILL LOVES U.HE WILL GIVE U DIRECTION.ALL U'VE SAID HAS NOT CHANGED ANY THING.

U still can't use punctuations well. Lol. Go to bed dung beetle. When u learn how to write let me know.

[quote author=jeremy042 post=72878749][/quote]See the fool talking about frustration. You can't even quote well. See your scatter scatter quoting. And u can't even use punctuations accurately. Stupid dumb mofo.

dochenaj:
I guess you're just largely ignorant, but wisdom is refusing to come ranting online without doing research first. On the bolded section of your post, I make good to tell you that there are sexually transmitted diseases that can kill in weeks.

Another nitwit. Lol. No one is saying there are no sexually transmitted diseases that can kill within weeks. What we want is the one that kills by drying up within weeks. Dumb Christian. And when u get it, let us know if it exists in Nigeria. Not everyone is thoughtless like u.

Shehunoshewhat:
Why are you guys so pathetic

E pain am!!!

Shehunoshewhat:
Why are you foaming in the mouth

Is Dangote ordinary person

No he is an angel. He even has 3 horns and 5 tails. LMAO. Dumb question.

OBAGADAFFI:
You replied him well.

Some people claim to be smart, yet the can compose a sentence without insults.

Another butthurt Christian that is angry we are breaking the stupidity they are trying to spread. Both u and computergeek are just crying because u expect us to silently allow u to spread ur message by any dishonest tactic u want. But we won't let u be. We will keep calling u out.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Even with the numbers and sheer majority u have on Nairaland and in Nigeria u still prefer to use underhanded tactics and lie and cheat your way through. Yet u still fail in the face of overwhelming logic.

Keep crying. Someone like me will always be around to call out your horseshit for what it is.

temi2008:
Too you is a lie cos you are spiritually blind to see it.Give your life to christ and taste the difference.Jesus loves you.

This is why I keep calling u guys nincompoops. I am spiritually blind to see your lie as truth? You are mentally handicapped. May Jesus heal u and give u a brain made from clay like he did in the bible.

musa7m:
dem tell you say dangote de up-and-down de sleep with people children....

U sef. U read for the story say Fred dey up-and-down dey sleep with girls? No be once d guy do am? Dangote don do plenty wey pass that one. But the man future still bright. Abi u wan dey argue that one too?

IntrovertedK:
why you come press p like this oga? I know the name of Jesus Christ you saw in the post is your major problem. God will see you through.

Another foolish Christian with assumptions. You know this because?

temi2008:
The moral of the story is for the wise to learn.It might sound foolish though to the unwise not suprised about your post..The moral of the lesson is to give your life to Jesus christ and flee from all appearances of evil.

"But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned" 1st Corinthians 2:14

So u guys like to lie so that people will give their life to Jesus. There is no moral in a lie.

computergeek:
People who have nothing viable to say bring insults to the table. You've just proven that you have no ability to comprehend, since you couldn't understand my post. Speaking grammar doesn't make you seem brilliant. And those points you made up there, really meaningless, sorry to say.

Verdict: Don't quote me again, please. I reply reasonable people only.

Please let me understand. Your post was useless as far as quoting me was concerned. You could have said everything without quoting me. But quoting me and attempting to counter me but failing miserably at it is pitiful.

computergeek:
Lol. Dude above me is a clear evidence of what a Nigerian Atheist is. Wannabe who just spews insultive words into his argument for effect, without making valid points or seeing the bigger picture.


The story may be fictional, but that doesn't mean something like that has never happened before. Forget about the authenticity of the story - the OP is not a reporting journalist for crying out loud - and get the message.

Even if you are not a believer, fine. Learn safe sex and learn not give or receive mouth-action to or from people you don't know how clean they are, because your future could be flushed down the drain after a fifteen-second orgasm.

I will give you 5 brain points for at least acknowledging that the story is fictional. But then I have to take away 2 of those points for arguing that the OP is not the reporting journalist. How do u know this? And how does that negate the fact that the OP is spreading moronic horseshit and contributing to the dumbing down of humanity?

How does practicing safe sex take anything away from my argument on this thread? Minus 3 points. Oh I see. You just wanted to make a point that is in no wise relevant to the debate.

By the way, I am not an atheist. You will do yourself well not to rush into extant debates with preconceived notions. You only end up looking silly.
Not everyone who calls out ludicrous religious excrement is an atheist.

Verdict: You ended up making yourself look stupid for commenting on this thread. It would have been better if u had ignored the thread altogether. You have added nothing to the discussion except give excuse for the stupidity of this thread. Congratulations

alBHAGDADI:
I stopped believing in work based salvation few months ago. That was when I truly got saved. I came across the truth and it set me free. All these while on Nairaland, I wasn't saved because I was depending on my works to save me. I now depend on Grace through faith.

Interesting. Thanks for clearing things up.

Every halfwit want to feel like they talk to God. Lol

Lol another foolish Christian lie.
Do these fake stories still work on your congregation? Fear tactics that people can smell from a mile away. And to think you wrote all this lie just to convert people to a religion that abhors lies is pathetic. Even secondary school students can tell that this is a lie.

What deadly disease did Fred catch that made him start drying up within weeks. And why Fred? Why didn't Dangote catch such disease too? From this your write up it is clear you didn't finish with a first class in school either since this crude moronic horseshit that loudly proclaims your lack of imagination is the best thing you can come up with.

You guys are just holy buffoons.

Unfortunately those bible stories were not real. So don't expect to see any real miracle. The only miracles that u will see are those ones with actors and they only happen in churches where the number of people are so large you can't even verify the truth.
This is why all the blind people you know are still blind. All the deaf people you know are still deaf. All the cripple you know are still cripples.
There is no miracle anywhere. Just fake bastards acting miracles.

alBHAGDADI:
The problem is that most of what you call churches today are all fraud. They preach the wrong gospel that is why the fruits of Christianity can't be found in them. They have also created disciples and have proliferated every nook and crannies of this world.

Example of false churches are RCCG and Winners chapel. They preach work based salvation which unbiblical. That's why they can never perform any miracle but lies. They deny Jesus paid for our salvation in full. Thisbshows they have denied Jesus of full glory. They dont have the son whom they have denied, so how can they have the Father?

1 John 2:23
Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: (but) he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also .
Christian


Please study to show thyself approved.

Hi Albhagdadi. I just recently noticed you don't believe in work based salvation for Christians. I am curious though have u always disagreed with it or it is something you started recently because I have been reading your posts for about a year or so now and I am only just noticing it.

computergeek:
I like your points. So in essence, what you're saying is that everyone should do what rocks their boat?

Exactly what I believe. But if you make bold public claims about your beliefs like the ability to heal the sick and raise the dead, best be ready to prove it because at that moment no one is going to let you do what rocks your boat. We are going to challenge you for your evidence. Very vehemently.

Ranchhoddas:
Your thread is quite colourful but I am afraid it is lacking in substance.

It can be summarized thus: The atheist argument is more logical, he seems to be smarter than my peers and I but I choose to cling to Christianity nonetheless. I will continue to ignore the gaping holes he has poked in my worldview and will continue to sing Ave Maria.

Hahahaha. Exactly what I thought.

MrPresident1:
A very idiotic thread

Even this purveyor of idiocy recognizes that this thread is idiotic. LMAO