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Abu Zola: This Abu_Wonder is terrorising me. I will laugh and wound O. And sue you for laughter terrorism@Ancel: Actually, Mutallab was fantasizing about the 70 virgins waiting for him in paradisi ( ) and kept rubbing his thighs together until the heat generated reached critical point and his pants exploded. From what Holy-Abu has disclosed, NO muslim should be allowed to enter planes or cars or even trains again. All this fantasizing can cause detonations between their legs and endanger the rest of us.Truly, GOD HAVE MERCY and defend us from people who cannot face or talk to women and so prefer 6 - 9 year old children, slaves and fantasies of renewable and endless virginity in janaat. Pants on fire?! I laugh in fire language! |
Abu Zola:"Abuzola", "voltron", "the_seeker" and "Muhsin"'s words IN THIS THREAD AND EVERYWHERE ON NL are definitely not in the Quran or Hadith. Therefore everything they have said are frauds and lies. |
@Baba70: I wonder how we can help you clarify your writing. I try and try but regrettably find your posts past my understanding. The only thing I see is this "LOL", "3 gods" and thats you're an old man. I thought what the elders say is "Ibanuje ni ojo ori". How come it is pride to you? Or have you achieved senility? Was that the ambition you set for yourself i.e. to prove that you could be proudly senile online? If not, try to keep within the scope of whatever is being discussed. Here, someone has expressed his opinion about Islam which you like. People are discussing it and here you come, turban flying, sweating profusely, carrying a sword in your mouth (since you can't hold a physical one as you're commanded) and you deviate from the topic totally into a poorly put-together critique of Christianity. You make jokes and then laugh at them yourself. If you see someone laughing by himself on the road, what would you call him? Normal? What does your age have to do with this topic? Which day did the Jewish God appear to the Jews and say "I am your God, Alone". Haven't you read "God created the Earth"? Is that Jews alone? Where did Viaro's father come into this issue? Who wants to know all the (Hanifan, Muminu, Salihin, Muflihuun, Mutafiqat, Subirin) names of Islam? Most of which sound like cattle and goat nicknames. Golden cross on the neck? Where did that come in and ain't that better than serving the sword that is allah and saudi-arabia's trademark? Which people are known for "fori konle" and "fori gbale"? Islam came with Muhammad. The Quran says "ask the people of the book" BECAUSE the book was earlier. Christianity is 2, 000 years so Islam is younger All you write is a lie meant to divert and avoid sincere critique. Liar liar, pants on fire! We all know the concept of Taqiyya so no one here is fooled with the long winded treatises on nonsense. What you ought ask yourself is what sort of god tells you to lie on his behalf. And who says you should avoid anything that will shed light on issues. Remember, Baba Voltron, that WHEN YOU AVOID LIGHT, WHAT YOU SIT IN IS DARKNESS! |
I think what Imhotep is saying is that the truth might have become known or obvious to the individual yet the individual continues to argue. This could be due to peer pressure, background, some form of shame ("I lost" syndrome) etc. |
@Viaro: A few corrections: viaro: |
@Abu_Mighty: Are you saying you will NOT insult Christianity anymore? No more "carpental crying god etc" again? No more fairy tales etc again? No more dancing for joy whenever any wannabee on NL decides to run his mouth on Christianity? If yes, that'd be nice. But YOU? I go wan see dat O. Maybe now, you can actually read the Bible to learn not to abuse In the meantime, ba wahala. |
If what is in revelations is ludicrous, how about the idea of the sun entering mud? Seems to me if one was high on Marijuana, the other was high on Angel-Dust! @AbuZola: Al Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 12, Number 770 “He (Allah) will order the angels to take out of Hell those who worshipped none but Him alone. The angels will take them out by recognizing them from the traces of prostrations, for Allah has forbidden the (Hell) fire to eat away those traces. So they will come out of the Fire, it will eat away the whole of the human body except the marks of the prostrations. At that time they will come out of the Fire as mere skeletons. The Water of Life will be poured on them and as a result they will grow like the seeds growing on the bank of flowing water, ” For you to come out as skeleton, you have burnt to a cinder (Come O: maybe that is why you guys prefer to use explosives so the burning doesn't take long). And I saw your photo before you replaced it with a terrorists own - the "Koko" on your head doesn't show well . All of you better go and start banging your heads against everything you can find so they will see your Koko and bring you out of the fire. So tell me, does it not show from the above that you're going to hell and entering? |
javalove:Yeah, thats true. No matter how much truth you present to Muslims that a god that asks you to lie for him is fake and that a prophet whose life story reads like the rap sheet of a hardened criminal is not a prophet, they will not listen. Viaro, what say ye to the possibility that the so called Jew was not an islamic scholar dressed up as a Jew? That would be normal, innit? Taqiyya is what they call it. Or maybe (just another possibility) the poor guy was truly Jewish and there were drawn swords held to his daughter or wife's throat so that if he didn't say what he was ordered to, alloahu akibahru (not ready to offer any credit to the stone) and the throat would be slit. @members of the 1st turbaned violence brigade of the islamic piss keeping forces: why does saudi (home of your religion) have the words "allah is god and muhammad is his servant" WITH A SWORD UNDER if indeed you are about peace and truth. Did you ever see peace brought about by the sword? Peace my hot black bottom |
But when it suits you, you use it. Just as you mis-use the Bible. If I were David, I would use it against you since you use any thing including lies, ridicule and this your Taqiyya against other religions. Seriously though, something I wanted to ask you - why would you worship a God that promises to send you to Hellfire and make sure you burn totally too? |
@Abu: Can the Quran stand alone? Can your scholars avoid using Hadiths, the Bible, even the Bhavagad-Gita and other ancient writings to explain/justify the Quran? So why do you want David to stick now with only the Quran? Why not allow him use your range of support for your book to come against it and lets see how well it will stand. If you want David to stick only with the Quran, then promise you will not turn around tomorrow and start mis-quoting Bible and using numerous Hadiths to support the same Quran you now want separated from those. |
Mavenb0x:Apology accepted. PS: I sneaked a look at your profile to see if somehow a turban or sword had found its way there. Glad to say I came back relieved. ![]() We await! |
suffer in hell then later get admission to heaven? ![]() Wonderment! |
ancel:Seconded! I thought it was only la la and the other members of the turbaned warfare brigade that had a patent on thread derailing. Please O, we, the young minds, are waiting for the thread to revert to its title. |
@uplawal: Your religion does not allow women to talk when men are talking. Me and Abuzola are Men. Keep your mouth SHUT! @Abuzola: Stop this noise of "pastor before converting". Everyone knows you've always been a Muslim. If truly, you are against the devil and for God, tell the truth. If you are sure you are telling the truth, ask God (use the title GOD) openly here [b]that if you lie or misrepresent the complete truth, He should ensure you burn [/b]and burn and burn forever in Hellfire and that even before then, He should destroy your life here. Else, stop all these that you're doing |
Well well well, the suicide-brigade has turned out in force. Are you all holding your knives and swords? Go bring them O! the_seeker:What does the quoted in red mean? I do not want to sound high-handed but please try to use English that will not confuse. Trap (in green)? What trap is there in asking a question? Is that an admission that you know there is a problem with your noise or that you think you are about to be exposed as lying? Why don't you trap me then? You say the Bible was corrupted before Muhammad. Why then did "gabriel" tell him to write that you should confirm from those corrupted Scriptures since he knows it was corrupted? Seems to me your gabriel was a bad-dream or a small demon that didn't know the Bible had been corrupted. Then you say it has been corrupted again since then. Empty words showing an empty head. You're trying to be brave abi? Better go kill yourself if you want to show you're brave. Why not just show me a copy of the Bible from 400AD (which is 200 years before Muhammad) and then another copy today which is different. The Catholic Vulgate is called "VULGATE" not Bible. That is because they see themselves as Catholics, not Christians. Same as Ahmadiyya is different from other Islamic sects so don't throw them in this mix. And even then, they still use the same Vulgate they used before your prophet. As if the fraud you tried above isn't enough, you then say I admitted errors in the Bible. Yeah right Yeah yeah yeah, Quran was inscribed and preserved someplace before being revealed. That is why some parts were abrogated and why when it was being revealed, whoever told them they'd kill Muhammad (cut his aorta) if he changed it. How Divine! Finally, let me say something. You people cannot take insults. Any small thing now and you will start snivelling yet you believe you have the right to throw insults. Yet when you throw insults, it is the usual drivel variant of "crying killed carpenter ghost son 3 headed god". We are proud of a God that loved us that much that He accepts insults on our behalf. If you are proud of your own, stand by yourself and stop using others as a crutch for yourselves. Finally look at turban-safwan: "that it was corrupted since before the advent of the prophet". Which school did this one attend? Okay, maybe "almajiri local violence institution" ![]() |
Yeah yeah yea yea Abu. Men wrote and corrupted the Bible. Yet, you need the words of men (Bible) to confirm your Quran. It is ONLY the text you can twist to suit Islam that was not corrupted (according to you). Allah won us bad Christians in those verses but We won with the rest of the Bible and corrupted it by force. None of you has EVER answered the question of whether the Bible was corrupted before Muhammad or after him. I dare you to answer that question - [size=14pt]Was the Bible corrupted before OR after Muhammad[/size]? You say the original Quran was written in Heaven before Muhammad got it. Then how come they said '(Muhammad) had fabricated it' Nay it is the truth from your Lord so that you may , guided' (Quran 32:2-3)? If I send you a copy of my book written last year and people now find a copy with text inside that says "today, 5th March, 2011, AbuZola is becoming 25 years old inside it", what do you think of the dating of that copy? Wasn't it written on that date? Cos it seems to me to be made up as time passes. If it was written then or after, then is it the same as the "original copy" with me that was written in 2009 (or before I revealed it to you) and thus CANNOT say today in respect to a day in 2011? If not, can it be trusted? Why are you trying to force yourself to believe in a lie? If you are so sure of Islam, leave Christianity alone! IF YOU ARE convinced inside you, then you should find anything anyone says about Islam funny! Are you? Stop saying anyone is insulting Islam. It is you causing it. People will come here and defend Christianity and when they point out the rock in your eyes, you complain they insult Islam. What are you doing to Christianity with this drivel you wrote above? Is this not insulting? |
Mavenbox: You're doing just fine! Wealth is more the idea/motivating(?) behind the increase rather than the increase itself @Tudor: Its only a SUV. Considering your picture, to take you for a ride, I'd need an industrial truck with a bucket and crane-head to hold your jaws together seeing as you leave them yapping by default. Something like say, a 20 ton Hiab! ![]() |
Where is/are the insult(s) to ABUZOLA? And where does Omo Esu come from? Stop moving the goal posts and answer the question - tell us when the Arab Palestinians ever owned Jerusalem in world history or why Israel should not own their own land. |
@Ancel: Would that be interpreted as Boli and Epa that you're eating? I wonder if all the theories concerning that combine at Uni are grounded in reality. @Tudor: I doubt that one with such qualifications as your profile picture suggests and the belief that God ( and conscience) doesn't matter requires much of intelligence, hard-work or luck. Horizontal positioning would seem to do the trick in your case ![]() |
@DeepSight: Come to think of it, that is another way to look at it. Thanks Sir, for showing me another side of this issue. Maybe we should look at teachings of "MEN OF GOD" and not their history exclusively. @Abu_Z: What say you to this? @Yisraylite: I know you have more information than this at your disposal and just delight in playing devils advocate. The Web easily provides evidence that separates fact from fiction. Are you not being a bit economical with the truth? Horus, the Falcon King, a "tale by moonlight"? Horus wasn't a man but a claim to a designed god made by a dynasty of Egyptian rulers to perpetuate themselves and mystify their subjects. Alive, you're Horus, dead, you're Osiris, his father. Then we had his "different forms" i.e. [1] Harpocrates (Horus the child) is the son of Osiris and Isis and represents Horus as a child. He is the child that needs protection from his mother Isis against his evil uncle. He is also the child-god who protects the unborn and the young children. From the Late-Dynastic Period on, he is often represented as a unclothed child, standing on crocodiles and holding dangerous, powerful animals in his hand. He uses the tamed power of these animals against the forces of evil that threaten children [2] Harsomtus (Horus who unites the Two Lands) is the son of Horus of Edfu and Hathor. He represents the divine kingship over a united Egypt. As son of Horus, this Horus also represents the cyclic and eternal renewal of the Egyptian monarchy. He is sometime indistinguishable from Harpocrates. [3] Harendotes (Horus who avenges his father) is the adult Horus who avenges the death of his father and who rightfully claims his heritage. He is Horus the warrior, who does battle against all the forces of evil, not just those threatening the newly born children of Egypt. [4] Horus of Edfu [/b]is the form of Horus which encompasses every aspect of Horus: he is the personification of the Egyptian kingship, who has avenged his father, who in turn fathers Harsomtus, that is himself as a youth, to ensure the continuous father-son cycle. He is also the god of heavens, a solar god (see below), , [5] [b]Re-Harakhte (Re-Horus of the horizon) brings together the solar god Re and the god of heaven Horus. Re-Harakhte has his solar character in common with Re, but from Horus he gets his character of a youth: Re-Harakhte represents the newly born sun at sunrise. Plus much of even the claims you ascribe to this "system of people" are bogus and came only after the fact. Almost nothing ascribed to Horus comes from documented history or sources aside of the fantastical. Assume they were truly all people, which one of these kings were you referring to in your comparison to Jesus? |
@KunleOshob: Seems I finally found something we disagree about. However, the issue of faith/belief remains deeply personal and so, you are at liberty in your postulation. Only problem is, let me ask you, how many "Gods" are there in your understanding especially when we both have read "Hear O Israel, the Lord thy God is One God"? Notice I capitalize Gods! @Abu_Z: Abu Zola:So you can say Jesus is a "FRAUD" abi? Yet you keep saying you want peace on this section. This thread was peaceful till you entered and started the insults. Funnily enough, most Christians will not get angry but when they ascribe qualities to your Muhammad, you behave like someone being gang-ban.ged. If you can dish it out, Abu, make sure that you can also take it. |
Sule_Olora AKA the insult monger: Who are the fools? When Rome sacked Jerusalem in 70AD, was it not the homeland of the Israelites/Jews? Or when did it become the homeland of arabs? You come here spouting rubbish thinking you support Islam not realising you're only showing Islam as violent? If you disagree, tell me who the fool is here - The person giving historical evidence of who owns the land or the solidarity "major" who flies in, Poo.s from his mouth without having anything to say and shows his lack of intellect in turning a conversation into another opportunity to sling insults at his betters. Go bang your head against the ground - maybe that will jar the empty container you carry to start working Abu_Z: Don't make impassioned but empty sweeping statements. Show us from History who the inhabitants were aside of the Jews who owned and lived in Jerusalem and when they owned the land? Use the internet freely to search for maps that show who's ancestors owned that land. I think you will find yourself embarrassed. If you cannot SHOW, kindly take back your Zionist story as being based on religiosity, utterly biased and lacking in sincerity. |
Abu_Z: You say the Zionists invaded and occupied "Palestinian" land. When Jesus walked the earth, the Jews owned Jerusalem, Nazareth and all the other scripture mentioned lands. Abi you want to contest the testament of history too? So where were the Palestinians and Arabs then and how come it is now that the people who owned Jerusalem and those same lands then have become invaders of THEIR OWN LAND? Wake up and stop lying to yourself. Can you imagine me coming and saying that I own your father's house just because I like the design. Thats what those thieving Arabs are trying to do. |
[size=5pt]ice-cream? ![]() mediWHAT? no, thank you, gimme ice-cream always. Its my choice anyway{takes off before Krayola aims for my behind with his fly swat} [/size] |
@Yisraylite: Pleased to read this. Your posts on the other hand, (I think you do it for fun which your victims don't find funny) regularly seem high-handed and mocking). Many people come here to learn. Twould be nice not to ask questions like if Christians are beasts or cannibals moreso when it is clear you have a better understanding than some of those you support in such. Thats unfair to those who don't have the inner strength and conviction faith demands. My hand in peace! ![]() @Abu_Mighty: Nothing can stop people from being people. We are all just different and the way we write/think/act are informed by our background/exposure/education etc. What should matter to you is your own self and future. And know one thing. It is not you that can defend God. Defend your understanding, not your God. BTW, what is this "lala" issue? |
oh ok, na here all of dem dey, abi? Quietly subscribes to learn from the best |
![]() I don't believe it. Yisraylite "sensed" true talk from ME? And Abu is now "born again FOR THE MEAN TIME! !"! Where is "Carbonated drinks" when you need him? I need his holy fumes tonight to celebrate this. Sadly though, "the mean time" cannot last! People will come after you to prove you are lying and because you have a short fuse, you will play into their hands and explode, Abu! Which can only affect you and not them in the future. Plus you forget I have no power over what people post. I followed you around cos your posts always hold me in awe. I have no inclination to follow everyone and neither can I police Nairaland Religious section. But we'll all enjoy your being born again for now. Meanwhile, should someone arrange a penterascal church for you to attend whist you're still born again? I would have sent you a Bible to read but I understand you have all the 4, 000 versions you said are in existence Can you at least read them for education now and not to find "bombs" for NL? ![]() |
No, Abu, I am NOT. Just playing with you and wanting you to smile, laugh and find fun instead of all the religious bashing. If you were willing to listen, no problem, but if not, at least take it easy and don't let people look at you as if you are a potential suicide bomber. Look at everything people are saying already. They think you are going around with bombs looking for who to kill. And the world is watching, believe me. You don't know what tomorrow will bring! Just relax, laugh and try to learn like the rest of us instead of this non-stop fighting. Bin-Laden is sending other people's children to die but not his own and not himself. Don't let people see you as an extremist. It might affect you later. |
Abuzo_T3: Abu Zola: ![]() See why I said you're "terror" to the power of "X"? At least, you now acknowledge its the "xtrian" that detest you, not Christians ![]() |
Welcome back, Viaro. Guess will follow your learned counsel and ignore the smell T2: You've made me start laughing again. Of course T2 means TERROR raised to the second power. NOT Terrorist! Sebi its you that said you will show no mercy. Anyway, you know I am just joking. |
Abu_T2: Okay no wahala, but remember we didn't argue last time and we kept it very civil. Anyway, I just saw https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-298909.0.html#msg4219879 for the first time now and OMG, you are a STAR!!!!!!!!!! I almost peed myself laughing. I just hope you won't make me laugh myself into a heart attack. That would be terrorism O. BTW, what do you really think about pagans i.e. people who worship NO God? |
Abu_T2: How now? Do you really want an explanation as to why we say God is One Entity that has showed Himself in three different ways to Mankind or are you just looking for ways to bash Christianity? Trinity is a misused word. Read the concept as I explain above. Viaro: I was following my style of court. No jury. Just my Lordship! I hope it wasn't one of Abu's fans (I think you know who) that held (bottled/held you down/locked legs around you/climbed over you) you up in traffic ? BTW, never heard it called traffic before. ![]() Aha, the other thing! Did you notice the smell that just came into this thread or am I the only one perceiving that rank odor? What kind of pesticide does one use for gay skunks? |
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) and kept rubbing his thighs together until the heat generated reached critical point and his pants exploded. 

. All of you better go and start banging your heads against everything you can find so they will see your Koko and bring you out of the fire.
no, thank you, gimme ice-cream always. Its my choice anyway