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Enigma:
^^^ We fit go show for television oh!

Nah, nah nah, make I siddon house kuku dey look de television instead.

No siddon for house, go there so we go know who dey lie since. I dont think they are showing it live, which tv station you dey watch am?

chines4:
How much is the ticket, since its all about money, or is the ticket free

The ticket is free.

noetic16:
@ OP

you beat me to starting this thread . . . . .where is joagbaje, mabell, nuella et all? whats the explanation to this?

Why should i explain anything to you? Are you that important? Dont make me laugh jare.

@Poster

I believe God has a purpose for your live, dont let the devil rob you of it. May you walk in paths of righteousness all your days in Jesus name. Amen.
God loves you dearly.

Joagbaje:
There were two different lazaruses, they are not thesame. But nuella was right , the two stories of the lazaruses are not parables, but real incidences. If it were a parable Jesus would have said " . . And the kingdom of heaven is like. . . Or likened to. . .

Matt 25:1
25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
KJV



Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 13:33

33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
KJV

Matt 25:1
25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegro


Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 13:33

33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
KJV

Luke 14:33-34

33 So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

34 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?
KJV

Matt 25:1
25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
KJV


Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 13:33

33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
KJV

Luke 14:33-34

33 So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

34 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?
KJV

Matt 25:14-15

14 For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

15 And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
KJV

Matt 25:1
25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
KJV

Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 13:33

33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
KJV

Luke 14:33-34

33 So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

34 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?
KJV

Matt 25:14-15

14 For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

15 And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
KJV

Matt 7:24

24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

Matt 25:1
25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
KJV

Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 13:33

33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
KJV

Luke 14:33-34

33 So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

34 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?
KJV

Matt 25:14-15

14 For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

15 And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
KJV

Matt 7:24

24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
KJV

John 10:1-6
John 10

10:1 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber.

2 But he that entereth in by the door is the shepherd of the sheep.

3 To him the porter openeth; and the sheep hear his voice: and he calleth his own sheep by name, and leadeth them out.

4 And when he putteth forth his own sheep, he goeth before them, and the sheep follow him: for they know his voice.

5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him: for they know not the voice of strangers.

6 This parable spake Jesus unto them: but they understood not what things they were which he spake unto them.
KJV

Matt 25:1
25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
KJV

Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 18:23

23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
KJV

Matt 13:33

33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
KJV

Luke 14:33-34

33 So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

34 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?
KJV

Matt 25:14-15

14 For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

15 And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
KJV

Matt 7:24

24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
KJV

John 10:1-6
John 10

10:1 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber.

2 But he that entereth in by the door is the shepherd of the sheep.

3 To him the porter openeth; and the sheep hear his voice: and he calleth his own sheep by name, and leadeth them out.

4 And when he putteth forth his own sheep, he goeth before them, and the sheep follow him: for they know his voice.

5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him: for they know not the voice of strangers.

6 This parable spake Jesus unto them: but they understood not what things they were which he spake unto them.
KJV

Luke 15:8-10

8 Either what woman having ten pieces of silver, if she lose one piece, doth not light a candle, and sweep the house, and seek diligently till she find it?

9 And when she hath found it, she calleth her friends and her neighbours together, saying, Rejoice with me; for I have found the piece which I had lost.
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10[color=#990000] Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.
KJV

e36991:
@nuella2

Hope you arent mixing this Lazarus with the other Lazarus (i.e. Mary and Martha's brother) oooThe former is a parable and the latter, sure was a real incidence

The latter was in the tomb for 4 days. It cant get more real than that

Lets ask you a question whilst Lazarus and tombs are here and fresh in the mind

Why didnt Jesus spend more than 3 days in the tomb?

I am not mixing anything, nobody is talking about mary's brother in this thread, i tot you should have known that.

I am saying the story about lazarus and the rich man was not a parable.

Eph 4:8-10

8 Wherefore he saith, When he ascended up on high, he led captivity captive, and gave gifts unto men.

9(Now that he ascended, what is it but that he also descended first into the lower parts of the earth ?

10 He that descended is the same also that ascended up far above all heavens, that he might fill all things.)
KJV

Is this a parable too?

The story about Lazarus was not a parable, it was a real incidence.

Abeg no drink ogogoro before you go out for evangelism, cos the smell fit make demon vex slap you

Abi you go dey read revelation when you tell the person to open to John 3v16, cos you go dey see double.

Thanks a million. I will practice it 2mrw. If i dont get it, you will have to take me, e-tutorial on this, lol.

Thank you Jesoul.

God is great.

^^^ Great point.

Hello mukina, pls how do i quote a post line by line, if i dont want to quote the whole post. Then how do i quote someone on the first page, if for example the thread is up to six pages, cos when i click reply its only the last page that shows. What do i do?

Father thank you for all that you have done in our lives. We can only say thank you lord.

I remember when i was in sch then, most times God will show me my examination papers before my exams,so i read based on what i saw without much stress. And everytime i saw the papers with the instructions , it was thesame no minus or plus during the examinations. God is faithful and there is nothing he cant do for those who love him, even if he has not done it for anyone, he can still do it for you. There is nothing too hard for him, obsolutely nothing.

Keep on loving God.

nuclearboy:


Pavlovian reaction! Stop calling me "man". Please call me what you first did i.e. Boy.

We boys don't do what your CEC PLC "men" do with you every morning that you confessed earlier to Image. So please don't add me to the MAN gang

Ok will call you amebo boy/pikin or market woman. cos your attitude portrays you as a woman not a boy sef. You like wahala like jobless wife.

nuclearboy:
all the morons who think calling someone "boy" is an insult forget that the kingdom of heaven is made of such children and even Jesus wanted them to come to Him.

Your Sin, Aunty CEC PLC, is found in your own words and Image123 has shown them to you - how the abundance of your heart (and otherwise generosity) has you knowing all the guys who self service and what they wear and how they do it.

You called it "Amebo" since its your body and your life. Else, you'd have just said NO, that's not what you meant.

Mr man go and sleep if you have nothing to do. Go back and read my reply to image. And calling a church PLC makes you what? You have not told me the name of the place the dead people went since according to YOU it cant be Abraham's bosom cos pple like Abel were older than Abraham.

nuclearboy:
I should use Google to find out where the saints of old went

So google is now the Word of God that has the answers? Una get serious wahala for CEC PLC.

And I hear - Abel (justified by faith before God) was floating around Christ Embassy until Abraham died at which point, he took cover in that august gentleman's bosom.

Your masquerading as born-again Christians is so so exposed more and more

nuclearboy:


Fabulous response and truly worthy - it is "amebo"

Just like God too was doing "amebo" when He said "Cry aloud, spare not. Tell my people their transgressions and show Zion her sin", abi?

You can't handle truth and none of us blame you - your progeny had the same problem

What is your point? What is my sin? Pls show me where i sinned and transgressed boy.

Gossip, greed, pride, idolatry,lying,

nuella2:
@Image i said pretenders not pretender. People that feel holier than others are known to be pretenders as they do the worse in the pretence of wearing long shirts and brown trousers. They are also known for their wickedness, gossip,envy and unforgiving attitude. They most times self-service in the morning and use candles,as we have caught several before, then clean their mouths and throw the first stones at others. Am yet to see any congregation holier than another, if your own is pls give me the name of the church. Let me attend it for one month if i will not give you the list of sins they commit there in a daily basis.

This is what i said. Holy people wearing long shirts and brown trourser. I attended such churches before so i know alot about them, i know what happened when i was there.

See as our holy brother turn am upside down.

Image123:
WHERE IS JOAGBAJE WHEN YOU NEED HIM!
@nuella
I said you referred to me as brother and pretender, your defense is that it's 'pretenders' not pretender.
What's with your description of 'holier than yous', are they overwhelming you? I don't remember mentioning them, or are you one of them, because you seem to have a lot to say on that issue. A christain sister moving around in the mornings, catching SEVERAL males in brown trousers self-servicing using candles. What's all these? Abeg no corrupt people for here o, this is the religion section haha? You should be queried in church for this despicable hobby. This must be one of the downsides of females frequenting male residents in the guise of visitation. Repent o nuel.

Have you seen me do visitation? I am yet to see anybody holier than me, sorry to disappoint you. I wrote in general terms cos i dont know you personally, you that claim holy directed it to me. What do you know about me, amebo.

And the person that started this thread is one of the holy amebos in the house.

Men they do amebo like women wey dey sell oil for market. The points i raised are true, he that bend down to look at his neighbours buttocks should know that bleeze will blow his own for others to see. How come you know so much about other and you think nobody knows about you. Image tell me the name of your church. I am an adult, i can talk about anything including sex , not pretenders like you guys. Brown trouser is the uniform of so called holy pretenders. I have them in my office, stinginess no go let them buy soap.

CEC will will give pple hypertension oneday. Since you cant rest without calling the name. My point remains no church is holier than another, if yours is call the name, its that simple.

nuclearboy:
I should use Google to find out where the saints of old went

So google is now the Word of God that has the answers? Una get serious wahala for CEC PLC.

And I hear - Abel (justified by faith before God) was floating around Christ Embassy until Abraham died at which point, he took cover in that august gentleman's bosom.

Your masquerading as born-again Christians is so so exposed more and more

Boy, i quoted from the bible you disagreed, since google is one of the fastest way to access imformation i recommended that you seem not to like the idea too.

So i ask you again according to the bible you read WHAT is the name of the place where the righteous pple went before christ? Since it cant be Abraham's bosom cos pple like Abel lived before Abraham according to our boy.

Secondly why was Jesus called the seed of Abraham or the son of David, since he is God and has always been the word of God that later became flesh? Is it not an insult to the person of Jesus to be called the seed of Abraham?

Pls am waiting for your response nuclearboy. Cos i want to know if i am wrong or you are the ignorant person.

Image123:
How one refers to me as 'bro' and 'pretender' in the same line astonishes me ehn nuella and Jo. Hear again. If you claim that others have a faulty foundation and therefore weak structure, then i'm asking. You who supposedly has the 'right' foundation and doctrine of salvation, why is it COMMONLY REPORTED that (sorry to say) most members of this your belief struggle with BASE sins like immorality, lasciviousness, idolatry, emulations, variance, heresies and such like? Why is it so common among you. Meanwhile, others with a differing foundation have passed that class, as it were. Where are your fruits, i ask.

@Image i said pretenders not pretender. People that feel holier than others are known to be pretenders as they do the worse in the pretence of wearing long shirts and brown trousers. They are also known for their wickedness, gossip,envy and unforgiving attitude. They most times masturbate in the morning and use candles,as we have caught several before, then clean their mouths and throw the first stones at others. Am yet to see any congregation holier than another, if your own is pls give me the name of the church. Let me attend it for one month if i will not give you the list of sins they commit there in a daily basis.

nuclearboy:
even when trying to show you people the truth quietly, your boastfulness in ignorance astounds.

You Nuella, your understanding stinks.

You say confidently that they were in "Abraham's Bosom" and when repeating, subtly add "(paradise)". So Abel and Enoch, both Fathers to Abraham, were living in his bosom. Why don't you tell us then, where they were before His demise. And Abraham HIMSELF - was he too living inside his own bosom? So Christ went down, also into this same Abraham's Bosom? And Abraham is Paradise?

Pick up a Bible (not Yaks version or ROR) and read and learn - therein is life

Go and sit down. Just type the words" where did the prophets of old go when they died' into google. That is not ROR.

Why was Jesus called the seed of ABRAHAM?

Stop reasoning the word of God. Quote bible to justify the things you believe mr man.

Your ignorance is pathetic.

Nuclearboy so what is the place called according to the bible you read?

They went to Abraham's bossom. 

  The American Heritage Dictionary defines bosom as "The heart or center". I believe that faithful people, prior to Christ's resurrection, were carried off to Abraham's Bosom. Abraham's Bosom was at the center of the earth across from hell and separated from it by "a great gulf fixed"(Luke 16:26). The old testament saints, sins COVERED by the blood of the animal sacrifices, were waiting in Abraham's Bosom (Paradise). This can be seen when the witch at Endor brings up Samuel(1 Samuel 28:15). Matthew 12:40 states that Christ must be three days and three nights in the HEART of the EARTH. Ephesians 4:8-10 also demonstrates that he descended to the "lower parts of the earth". As Christ said to the thief on the cross "To day shalt thou be with me in paradise."(Luke 23:43) The thief would die and go to Abraham's Bosom, since Christ had not yet applied His Blood to the Mercy Seat to WASH away our sins. Christ's Soul would descend to Abraham's Bosom to preach, make proclamatios.(1 Peter 3:19). But, He did not stay there(Acts 2:27). He also took the keys of death from the devil, after defeating him, he make a spectacle of them in hell.After the three days Christ took paradise and the saints to heaven with him. This is evident in Matthew 27:52. After Christ's resurrection paradise is referred to as being above as mentioned in 2 Corinthians 12:4.

Image123:
@Joagbaje and co
What's the point claiming the correct knowledge of the doctrine of salvation when we don't see the salvation in you(your members esp)? You're so right, so sure, your theology makes sense, yet no fruit of genuine salvation. What we see is struggling with base sins like immorality, lasciviousness, strife, variance and such like and hiding it under the guise of mistake. Meanwhile those you claim not to have this special revelations have passed this stage. Jesus said by their fruits you will know them. The fruits are speaking daily.

Image are you telling me the church you attend nobody commits sin? I grew up in an anglican church, have attended AG, RCCG and have several friends from other denominations including deeper life. Open your mouth and tell me they are all perfect, let me call names and dates of wrong doings for you. I see you feel very holy bro. Pretenders!

Pethan:
I read every comment line upon line, i was moved into tears after reading some comments. I was brought up from a very strict x-tian home i never miss church activities i gave my life to christ at a very tender age and his grace as been surfficient to me. Through out the whole of 2010 i did not attend church is unlike me, Reasons: i was disappointed by the way of life of some of the leaders in my church having in mind to change my church and was looking for one. After reading this tread i had to go back to calvary were i once started i pray that God will give me grace to serve him all the days of my life. (Amen)

Hello dear, christianity is a personal race, you have a responsibility to live for your master. You will stand before him one day to give account of your life. You cant tell him you stopped to worrship him because of pple. I frankly agree with you that it can be discouraging to see pple who are to lead you do somethings wrong but you shld realize that they are not perfect too. Run your race my dear. If you are not comfortable in the church you are, you can change but i assure you, there is no perfect church. Just make up your mind to do all you were created for, let nothing stop you, i repeat let nothing stop you. God loves you dearly.

Your brother's wife should go back home and work out her marriage. she should forgive her husband and move on. If am the wife, i will personally invite that lady over and talk sense into her head. I think she did it ignorantly, i will teach her the word of God, so she does not do that to another family.

@ Tonye.

Are you saying Jesus did not heal people in the synagogue? The churches you said did somthing wrong was it bath they went to take in church? Was it cloths they went to wear?
What are you even saying? A pastor prophesied on his congregation on 31st night and Tonye got offended because he didnt preach about love, faith etc. My question was, how many times have you been there to know what they teach on a regular basis and you are telling me about brushing mouth in church.

Tell me who you know that goes to church to wear cloths. My point is Jesus solved problems that are not spiritual, he did not send, the pple away but he attended to them. Meaning the pple that come to church everyday have other needs, it could be a car, child or money. There is nothing wrong praying for pple to get such, because Jesus would have done thesame.

Jesus talked about, tax, marriage and other issues that affect man. Paul did thesame, he addressed several issues, governmental policies were not left out. The church is a place of prayer i agree but the man that goes to pray has other needs apart from spiritual like Hannah prayed for a son. God did not rebuke her for praying for a son in his house, he answered her instead. GOD is not afraid to meet our every need, Jesus said anything you ask the father in my name, he will give it to you.


Am not saying any time people go to church, it should be about needs they have, but there is nothing wrong praying about them., because man has both spiritual and physical needs.

Oma-Akpai:
'am a Christian, I go to church all d time, i don't want 2 be hypocrite! Plz i need each and everyone of you to pray for me, for total repentance! I want to serve GOD with all my HEART, not garbage in garbage out ,

I LOVE GOD, I WANT HIM TO COME INSIDE ME, AND MAKE ME A DIFFERENT PERSON,

Hello Oma, the bible says if any man be in christ he is a new creation.

Accept christ today by making this prayer.

Oh lord God, i believe with all my heart that Jesus christ died for my sins and today i confess with my mouth that Jesus christ is lord of my life. I am born again, i recieve the life of God into my spirit now. Thank you father for accepting me, in Jesus name. Congratulations, if you said that prayer you are born again

A couple were on a plane, then suddenly the plane developed a fault and was about crashing. The husband said to his wife, pls lets confess to each other all the wrong things we have done since we are about to dying. The husband started by telling his wife how he dated her younger sister for five years, the wife hurriedly said, honey i forgive you, then it was the wife's turn to confess, then she said baby am so sorry, i slept with  the gatekeeper, one of those nights you were away. The man's eyes turned red, he said you mean you have been sleeping around! He said with a loud voice. At that point the plane became normal, then the husband said, its all over, I cant marry a prostitute for a wife. A word is enough for the wise.