SpyAC:
Chie ya, Nairaland, what's going on, instead of encouraging him, ur here castigating him, pls bro, ur still important to me and the society at large, please think twice before u leap, please paste ur acct number here someone somewhere will surely hlp, everybody must not hlp, but somebody must hlp, thanks in advance

This guy may not be needing the help but I think I will. Na 1k me need. 3011617212 First Bank

Bought a 6 by 6 bedsheets while in traffic. Funny enough, I saw him wrap the damn thing and put it back in a nylon. Got home and met a bunk sized bedsheet, a single pillow case and 5 kilograms of folded empty carton.

After seeing the video, I would have fought back with brute force too if I got attacked in this manner. Survival instinct and anger would have taken over better judgement.

See ballers

This is serious o. If Buhari win this election, we go hear more of this progressive tackles.

Boring., Save for Jimi Disu's wisecracks.

Just saw the studio session's of Anderson /Praiz and Arewa /9ice. The remixes are gonna be bad. MTN do well for those guys o. I feel for Kumi sha, who knows who they would have paired her with from Ghana. Am sure dem go don pay the artiste already. No refund. Now I understand why they have been keeping her in the academy all this while.

This man is presently on Cool fm 96.9. Table of men. Whao! This guy story dilated my pupils

This guys are on fire today. I guess the pep talk from Manny, Clarence and the other guy helped them in owning the stage. Kumi definitely went back to Ghana to eat Kenke and washed it down with Pito.

Whoa! Arewa surely found a way to make it without your votes

Chai! Anderson fall my hand. What are the tears for? The guys got served with the gender card this time around. All the ladies voted their kind.

Chai! Your craving for cholesterol just denied us of the possibility of seeing a double headed chicken.

Just saw Dehinde 's performance and I keep wondering why people no like am. He is a cool Dude

This is a national disgrace. Inec should have sent his best tool and manpower to that village. I no want any funny story o

Abeg, when would they get off our local channels and allow us enjoy the normal soaps we are used to. All this lengthy interruption of regular programmes is becoming annoying already.

The message is clear. They still want to label him a Boko Haram. He do not
have a viable educational capacity so......

dryakson: Ina son ki.. (Hausa)

Heard it is different between the sexes. One is 'Ina son ki' while the other is 'Ina son ka'. Somebody should please clarify

Germany wan start another World War. How una go disgrace host for Semi final like this

Germany wan start another World War. How una go disgrace host for Semi final like this

kokoA: Dem for just name am Nigerian soccer award 2013 naw.. Na we dey win everything o.

Of course! We no go vex when we eventually loose the big one

I need me a seat at the youth stand. Its always mad fun at that end

Jah Man: I need a plot of land in Arepo.
How much?

I have a plot at this same Journalist Estate. Its going for 11m. Inbox me for my contact and a let's arrange a meeting place where and when to show you the site.

Jason Derulo - The other side

5point:

Agagu's corpse has been found!

His casket was not scratched.

Strange things abound!!!

The casket must have been properly strapped and maybe kept in one of the less damaged part of the plane

Had anybody tried those 200 naira rubber padded earplugs by Control or Fill? With those ones u would conveniently live in a 500 kva lister generator house with no qualms,save the heat.
I have escaped been hit by okada a time or two while listening to the FM. Interesting topic on the 'table of men'. I would have broken a bone while laughing. And I have to stop pinging while walking too. I wonder who I dey chat with that is that important sef.

Hello Guys! Someone asked what had Ojb been doing with his savings and someone pointed out that he single handedly sponsored his daughter's heart transplant
That got me thinking, I mean its not a cheap operation. (2)How long had he been ill? How much do you think he would have spent so far? How much was paid to the donor? How many of the other artist you are castigating must have written a cheque or two during this period. Let me leave the rest questions to others who truly care to know.

Martin Lawrence's 'WooZah therapy always work for me. I think happy thoughts and the anger just fizzles

Always knew he will end up as one

May her soul rest in peace. But wait a minute, in other news I read Prezzo was going to propose to her on Valentine. Did he intend using skpe because today is 15 and press-hole is just boarding right? #Just curious

'Iroyin o to afojuba' meaning 'Seeing is believing'