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PoliticsRe: One Dead, Kate Henshaw Brutalized As Police Crackdown On Occupy Lekki Protesters by Nymphnode(m): 9:04am On Dec 19, 2011
House for Mowe go start to rise now, when those Lekki dwellers start to relocate grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Dreamed Of Nairaland Is This Normal? by Nymphnode(m): 12:06am On Dec 16, 2011
ITbomb:
u dreamt of nairaland ? Boy , that is a very bad omen, if u r a student , u may never pass exams again , if u r into biz then customers like 190 n mr cork will be dealing with u [ people wey no hold money but dey price market]
If u r working , my advice: never try anything u learn here in your workplace.
Good advise and na romance him dream of sef.
PoliticsRe: Scenes Of One Of The Viewing Centers Bomblast In Jos by Nymphnode(m): 8:03pm On Dec 12, 2011
Thatdave:
boko haram is now frustrated.
Now doing anything to finish the bombs in their possession.
Including bombing public toilets like the one in the picture.
Most of the comments here are really funny, cant help laughing. Sad story though
FoodRe: Share Your Experience With Mai Shayi by Nymphnode(m): 7:22pm On Dec 12, 2011
tpia@:
Can you get cholera from hot tea? huh

Wouldnt the boiling water kill the germs.
Maybe there are new germs that can survive boiling water. grin . I used to drink the tea once in a while up north while schooling and the bread and egg almost all morning on my way to the office. 2 eggs and 40 naira bread = 110. I stopped when I started having laboured breathing due to excess cholesterol.
RomanceRe: Does Popularity And Fame Make A Man Or Woman More Desirable by Nymphnode(m): 11:45pm On Dec 10, 2011
I dont see wanting to date a popular woman as a complex of any sort. Its rather ambitious to me, to know that a great woman would find a low class man attractive should be a feat only a confident macho can pull off. Guys in her range are equally handsome with all the toppings yet she chose you. I mean a low class woman would appreciate a Bold 1 london used xmas gift while the ones in my range are already using brand new torch. So Yes, it makes them desirable
FoodRe: Nigerian Desserts by Nymphnode(m): 7:43pm On Dec 10, 2011
mikuz:
thirded!
Fourthed. We no dey eat dessert for my house. So I never really cared
PropertiesRe: Picture Of Prostrating Building At Oba Akran Ikeja Lagos by Nymphnode(m): 5:26pm On Nov 30, 2011
I know this place. They use to sell roasted plantain it the front. There is a shop in front too shared between a cobbler and an urologist. Its at No 411 Oba ANKARA.
CultureRe: Eyo Festival 2011. Calling All Happy Lagosians by Nymphnode(m): 2:20pm On Nov 27, 2011
Bawss1:
Were those pictures taken during the Abuja carnival?
I wonder o. . . I heard they pay as much as 75k for permission to wear regalia.
CelebritiesRe: Photo;Aki's Traditional Wedding With Njeoma by Nymphnode(m): 11:33am On Nov 27, 2011
I just hope say hin thing go size the woman thing. It will be sad to see him been cheated on.
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu (Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu) Is Dead by Nymphnode(m): 6:00pm On Nov 26, 2011
rip
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News! Court Awards 25million To Baba Suwe by Nymphnode(m): 3:29pm On Nov 24, 2011
This guy shit get value no be small
PoliticsRe: PHCN (NEPA) Service Charge On Prepaid Meter by Nymphnode(m): 2:32am On Nov 22, 2011
While leaving the country last year June, I bought about 600 units just returned few months ago and the units are about 102 now. So you are saying I'm going to pay for a year and 5 months of service charge? Bite me, I'll have to tap that light over the weekend. . . .
BusinessRe: FG To Publish Names Of Fuel Subsidy Beneficiaries - NaijaPundit by Nymphnode(m): 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2011
Are they saying they pay subsidy to individuals? Because it will be easier to tell us how many companies are licensed to import and export our oil.
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Nuttal Divorces Her White British Husband by Nymphnode(m): 1:45pm On Nov 16, 2011
An 11 year old kid. Yeah. This one na grade A okrika, oyibo  company use. I would like to test her soup too.  .
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Versus Ibori Who Is Smarter? by Nymphnode(m): 1:03pm On Nov 16, 2011
Tinubu has bold eyeballs enhanced by biconcave lens. Therefore enough light get to his brain faster and brighter thus giving him an illuminated brain. So he is smarter. He has other natural qualities too like his nose which turbo cools his brain, his Michelin lip- great traction for his words, his 1.8 m microwave antenna ears- well let me leave that space for you to fill. grin
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Osita Iheme - As A Girl! by Nymphnode(m): 11:59am On Nov 16, 2011
This guy has done it again! Hurraw! He has been casted as a kid, an undergraduate, a business mugul, a drug baron now as a woman. I cant wait for him to get a  role as Hercules or a gladiator. He surely deserve a national honour.  grin
RomanceRe: Should Parents Choose Partners For Their Children? by Nymphnode(m): 9:31pm On Nov 10, 2011
Do they still do such thing?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Bite Snake To Escape Being Swallowed by Nymphnode(m): 6:26pm On Nov 09, 2011
What exactly do one say to a snake during arrest? 'Freeze! You have the right to remain silent, any hissing and slittering sound you make would be used against you in the court of law.
CelebritiesRe: NDLEA Pumped Water Into My Anus – Baba Suwe by Nymphnode(m): 11:55pm On Nov 06, 2011
When is the next comedy show of repute? I'm sure the likes of Basket Mouth & co cant wait to crack ribs with this one
EducationRe: Ali And Simbi Are They Still Boy/girl? by Nymphnode(m): 11:32pm On Nov 06, 2011
wysenas:
Ahmadu lives in makurdi beside river Benue,he had a sista called Jumai.:-)
So Ahmadu still live in Makurdi? I always had a thing for that his beautiful sista, Jumai babe! Did anybody remember that story on a narrow part on a mountain, where some goats wouldnt allow the other to pass and they fought and fell off the cliff but some boys later ply same route and one had to lie down so the other can climb over him?
EducationRe: Ali And Simbi Are They Still Boy/girl? by Nymphnode(m): 3:07am On Nov 06, 2011
The wall humpty dumpty used to sit on was finally knocked down by the last ibadan flood. GEJ wanted it rebuilt but senator patrick is not happy because the contract was awarded to Agbalowomeri of The Incorruptible Judge. Sad to hear that One Eyed Sunday is now blind, the goblins eat the good pair. embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have U Ever Googled Yourself. by Nymphnode(m): 5:01pm On Nov 05, 2011
I did and I found out that I'm even on Wikipedia. I saved the page and its all about 6 pages of PDF. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Actor, Chinedu Nwani Dies In A Ghastly Accident by Nymphnode(m): 2:38pm On Nov 05, 2011
Beaf!:
my thoughts exactly
these nollywood guys always die in motor accidents.
People die on the road everytime. NURTW members die daily on the road. They just happen to be popular people ne R I P Mr Chinedu.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Are The Two Languages Every One In The World Understands by Nymphnode(m): 2:09pm On Nov 05, 2011
Rub your thumb against your index & mid finger and everybody knows you're asking for money. Wave goodbye anywhere in the world and expect to be waved at in return. Well, thats sign language sha.  grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Baba Suwe Will Excrete Drugs – NDLEA by Nymphnode(m): 9:56pm On Nov 01, 2011
:-x .
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Film Producer Ifeanyi Udokwu Is Dead by Nymphnode(m): 5:57am On Nov 01, 2011
r i p.
FashionRe: Deji Bakare Is Mr Nigeria 2011 by Nymphnode(m): 5:17am On Nov 01, 2011
How many people sponsor the competition sef? 1 phone, one ipad, one towel, one shoe, one toothpaste
FashionRe: Girls: Do You Really Need Makeup? by Nymphnode(m): 5:02am On Nov 01, 2011
Jenifa_:
It enhances beauty (when applied skillfully). Every woman wants to be beautiful.
SIMPLE!
CareerRe: Remuneration Package In Government Agencies by Nymphnode(m): 4:51am On Nov 01, 2011
huh

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