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House for Mowe go start to rise now, when those Lekki dwellers start to relocate ![]() |
ITbomb:Good advise and na romance him dream of sef. |
Thatdave:Most of the comments here are really funny, cant help laughing. Sad story though |
tpia@:Maybe there are new germs that can survive boiling water. . I used to drink the tea once in a while up north while schooling and the bread and egg almost all morning on my way to the office. 2 eggs and 40 naira bread = 110. I stopped when I started having laboured breathing due to excess cholesterol. |
I dont see wanting to date a popular woman as a complex of any sort. Its rather ambitious to me, to know that a great woman would find a low class man attractive should be a feat only a confident macho can pull off. Guys in her range are equally handsome with all the toppings yet she chose you. I mean a low class woman would appreciate a Bold 1 london used xmas gift while the ones in my range are already using brand new torch. So Yes, it makes them desirable |
mikuz:Fourthed. We no dey eat dessert for my house. So I never really cared |
I know this place. They use to sell roasted plantain it the front. There is a shop in front too shared between a cobbler and an urologist. Its at No 411 Oba ANKARA. |
Bawss1:I wonder o. . . I heard they pay as much as 75k for permission to wear regalia. |
I just hope say hin thing go size the woman thing. It will be sad to see him been cheated on. |
rip |
This guy shit get value no be small |
While leaving the country last year June, I bought about 600 units just returned few months ago and the units are about 102 now. So you are saying I'm going to pay for a year and 5 months of service charge? Bite me, I'll have to tap that light over the weekend. . . . |
Are they saying they pay subsidy to individuals? Because it will be easier to tell us how many companies are licensed to import and export our oil. |
An 11 year old kid. Yeah. This one na grade A okrika, oyibo company use. I would like to test her soup too. . |
Tinubu has bold eyeballs enhanced by biconcave lens. Therefore enough light get to his brain faster and brighter thus giving him an illuminated brain. So he is smarter. He has other natural qualities too like his nose which turbo cools his brain, his Michelin lip- great traction for his words, his 1.8 m microwave antenna ears- well let me leave that space for you to fill. ![]() |
This guy has done it again! Hurraw! He has been casted as a kid, an undergraduate, a business mugul, a drug baron now as a woman. I cant wait for him to get a role as Hercules or a gladiator. He surely deserve a national honour. ![]() |
Do they still do such thing? |
What exactly do one say to a snake during arrest? 'Freeze! You have the right to remain silent, any hissing and slittering sound you make would be used against you in the court of law. |
When is the next comedy show of repute? I'm sure the likes of Basket Mouth & co cant wait to crack ribs with this one |
wysenas:So Ahmadu still live in Makurdi? I always had a thing for that his beautiful sista, Jumai babe! Did anybody remember that story on a narrow part on a mountain, where some goats wouldnt allow the other to pass and they fought and fell off the cliff but some boys later ply same route and one had to lie down so the other can climb over him? |
The wall humpty dumpty used to sit on was finally knocked down by the last ibadan flood. GEJ wanted it rebuilt but senator patrick is not happy because the contract was awarded to Agbalowomeri of The Incorruptible Judge. Sad to hear that One Eyed Sunday is now blind, the goblins eat the good pair. ![]() |
I did and I found out that I'm even on Wikipedia. I saved the page and its all about 6 pages of PDF. ![]() |
Beaf!:People die on the road everytime. NURTW members die daily on the road. They just happen to be popular people ne R I P Mr Chinedu. |
Rub your thumb against your index & mid finger and everybody knows you're asking for money. Wave goodbye anywhere in the world and expect to be waved at in return. Well, thats sign language sha. ![]() |
:-x . |
r i p. |
How many people sponsor the competition sef? 1 phone, one ipad, one towel, one shoe, one toothpaste |
Jenifa_:SIMPLE! |
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