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Travel / Re: Anyone Tried United Airlines? by Nymphnode(m): 3:02am On Aug 25, 2011 |
Speaking of disinfectant, tropics and mosquito. How should one explain Arik spraying a plane leaving Lagos for Abuja, Ghana, e.t.c |
Politics / Re: Retire Now, Sen Okpozo Tells Katsina-alu by Nymphnode(m): 2:22am On Aug 25, 2011 |
:-x |
Education / Re: Imo To Give Free Education To Northern Muslims’ Children by Nymphnode(m): 2:10am On Aug 25, 2011 |
^ ^ ^ ^ So pupils in pry to JS 3 dont pay anything? Thats really good o. |
Education / Re: How Much Do You Read When You're Back From School? by Nymphnode(m): 11:38am On Aug 24, 2011 |
In pry, I use to finish the next term textbook before resumption, in sec: i switch over to novel, chase, stephen kings, lobsang rampa e.t.c. I attempted reading the mayor of casterbridge but never gone past the second chapter till today, in Uni: What happens in FUTH stays in FUTH. Nowadays, I dont even bring my work home, I'll rather work late |
Crime / Re: Cop Commits Suicide In Lagos by Nymphnode(m): 11:16am On Aug 24, 2011 |
Its not impossible to commit suicide with an Ak-47 besides most inspectors dont even have pistols not to talk of a constable. I still have a feeling it may be true since there are now few road blocks nowadays and the daily raiding had subsided too. Maybe he is one of those left behind to do paper work |
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by Nymphnode(m): 10:45am On Aug 24, 2011 |
A couple of my friends had been said to look like me. So maybe I'm the dominant chromosomes in the look alike business. I know the quantum physicist will have a better explanation. |
Celebrities / Re: Are High Profile Marriages At High Risk Of Separation? WILL SMITH AND JADA separ by Nymphnode(m): 7:07pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
Roland17:Yeah! Maybe the Obamas, but dat will never happen |
Investment / Re: What Is My Fate As Afribank Shareholder? by Nymphnode(m): 1:22am On Aug 20, 2011 |
Keep your certificate, you will need it someday, sometime soon |
Business / Re: What Happened To The Nigerian Naira 'coin'? by Nymphnode(m): 1:18am On Aug 20, 2011 |
The last time I heard of the coin was in a jingle, I believe it was when it was resized, What year was dat again? |
Celebrities / Re: Psquare Missing Normal Life, How They Share Money And Store Wealth by Nymphnode(m): 2:12am On Aug 19, 2011 |
I miss kindergaten too although am not sure I did attend one. |
Education / Re: GEJ, Apple Corp, And Building New Universities by Nymphnode(m): 8:15pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Bawss1:Yes o. The only snag is dat you will need a social security number to collect your piece. |
Sports / Re: Supersport – Nigeria’s 50 Greatest Football Players by Nymphnode(m): 9:04am On Aug 17, 2011 |
smaller:Through GPA I believe |
Education / Re: LASU Part-time Courses Scrapped By Lagos State Government: by Nymphnode(m): 8:37am On Aug 17, 2011 |
Unilag DLI cannot cater for the number of intended students. At least they(unilag) will generate more revenue from sale of registration forms. But its good news for other schools like Adekunle Ajasin, Olabisi Onabanjo e.t.c |
Phones / Re: Free Blackberry Unlock Started by Nymphnode(m): 10:06am On Aug 16, 2011 |
Is BJ a building, a street or a person? |
Health / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Strange-Looking Baby After 13 Months (Pics) by Nymphnode(m): 9:51am On Aug 16, 2011 |
hbrednic:Lets imagine the baby had brain and could have survived through some medical magic. Would you advice the parent to go ahead and nurture? And pls dont blame the commissioner, he was trained to handled medical emergency and not speech giving. Maybe he even address the press in his native tongue and they direct-translate. But damn the baby has teeth already Z-ugly |
Jokes Etc / Re: Bacelona by Nymphnode(m): 5:06pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Its a football joke. Xavi and Iniesta are team mates that Messi depends upon to shine. In a nut, Its meant to diss Barca fans that their man(Messi) cannot perform even in bed without his support strikers |
Events / Re: Nigerian Telecom Awards 2011 by Nymphnode(m): 4:54pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
TELECOM ENERGY SUPPORT COMPANY OF THE YEAR: Mikano I have a dream, that someday PHCN will win this award |
Jokes Etc / Re: Addiction by Nymphnode(m): 4:36pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wheelbarrow Joke. . .must Read by Nymphnode(m): 4:21pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
pitiable |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Calls Off Wedding by Nymphnode(m): 4:16pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
What would you advise her to do with the wedding dress and other accessories she shopped for in far far far away land? |
Phones / Re: Free Blackberry Unlock Started by Nymphnode(m): 5:20am On Aug 14, 2011 |
^^^^ Thanks for your reply. So where would you suggest that I can get a technician with the above mentioned tools. I practically dont understand what u mean sha. I only know u mean I need a degree holder |
Politics / Re: Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Is 'Back To Fix The Economy' by Nymphnode(m): 5:08am On Aug 14, 2011 |
cap28:Little wonder why Christ still is tarrying. Even fixing the church will be a mammoth gavel swing |
Phones / Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by Nymphnode(m): 11:35pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
You're doing a great job. Welldone. I'm stuck with a 5230 that needs to be unlocked. I sent my brother to the computer village and he said the unlock software/code is not available yet. Just wondering maybe you have another alternative. IMEI: 351514044650336. I dont want to be stuck with a beautiful phone that I can only use as an MP3 player. |
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Nymphnode(m): 11:34pm On Aug 11, 2011 |
dragnet:Never say never. I met someone else who want to open it for 7ton, still negotiating for a cheaper service. Or do you happen to know of any record breakers? |
Phones / Re: Free Blackberry Unlock Started by Nymphnode(m): 11:01pm On Aug 11, 2011 |
::Andrew:::Would you by any chance have a solution for a nokia 5230 london use. I need to unlock it and the engineers around me are saying they dont have the codes/software yet. Am willing to pay if, anybody else have a solution. Thanks in advance |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by Nymphnode(m): 4:50pm On Aug 11, 2011 |
kemisuga:In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996 kemisuga:In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996, |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by Nymphnode(m): 4:40pm On Aug 11, 2011 |
kemisuga:In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996 kemisuga:In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996 |
Technology Market / Re: You Can Now Make Deposits Through GTBank's ATM by Nymphnode(m): 2:44pm On Aug 11, 2011 |
We are used to the screen lighting up with 'Unable to dispense cash'. Hope this one will not come up with 'Unable to ingest cash' Imagine having to return that million or 150 thousand back home in the full glare of those sniffers 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Frank Edoho And His New Girlfriend by Nymphnode(m): 1:27am On Aug 11, 2011 |
1. Frank is not looking franky in the first pix so maybe the lady is equally not photogenic. 2. Must a woman be venuslike to find love? 3. She is U.K based so did I hear u ask who wants a dual citizenship? 4. Since she is a single mum, I cant help but ask what happen to the child's father? |
Politics / Re: Ojukwu Is Dead? by Nymphnode(m): 10:00pm On Aug 10, 2011 |
Augustinaz:Well at 78, what else does he want? To come marry that MBGN babe wey dey rap? Since Bianca no fine again for hin failing eyesight. A soldier like him will not want to be bedridden for too long. Too bad say death no dey chop kolanut, Night vigil go dey Aba tonight, I mean t-shirt printing, photoshopped almanac e.t.c |
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