₦airaland Forum

Speaking of disinfectant, tropics and mosquito. How should one explain Arik spraying a plane leaving Lagos for Abuja, Ghana, e.t.c

:-x

^ ^ ^ ^ So pupils in pry to JS 3 dont pay anything? Thats really good o.

In pry, I use to finish the next term textbook before resumption, in sec: i switch over to novel, chase, stephen kings, lobsang rampa e.t.c. I attempted reading the mayor of casterbridge but never gone past the second chapter till today, in Uni: What happens in FUTH stays in FUTH. Nowadays, I dont even bring my work home, I'll rather work late

Its not impossible to commit suicide with an Ak-47 besides most inspectors dont even have pistols not to talk of a constable. I still have a feeling it may be true since there are now few road blocks nowadays and the daily raiding had subsided too. Maybe he is one of those left behind to do paper work

A couple of my friends had been said to look like me. So maybe I'm the dominant chromosomes in the look alike business.  I know the quantum physicist will have a better explanation.

Roland17:
Next celebrity couple please

Yeah! Maybe the Obamas, but dat will never happen

Keep your certificate, you will need it someday, sometime soon

The last time I heard of the coin was in a jingle, I believe it was when it was resized, What year was dat again?

I miss kindergaten too although am not sure I did attend one.

Bawss1:
Does this mean GEJ will be getting the iPhone 5 for all Nigerians at Christmas?  

Yes o. The only snag is dat you will need a social security number to collect your piece.

smaller:
I wonder why Yakubu Aiyegbeni made list

Through GPA I believe

Unilag DLI cannot cater for the number of intended students. At least they(unilag) will generate more revenue from sale of registration forms. But its good news for other schools like Adekunle Ajasin, Olabisi Onabanjo e.t.c

Is BJ a building, a street or a person?

hbrednic:
its obvious the woman wasnt praying during pregnancy.

Lets imagine the baby had brain and could have survived through some medical magic. Would you advice the parent to go ahead and nurture? And pls dont blame the commissioner, he was trained to handled medical emergency and not speech giving. Maybe he even address the press in his native tongue and they direct-translate. But damn the baby has teeth already Z-ugly

Efemena_xy:
Okay.

But I don't get it - care to break it down into smaller chunks pls?

Its a football joke. Xavi and Iniesta are team mates that Messi depends upon to shine. In a nut, Its meant to diss Barca fans that their man(Messi) cannot perform even in bed without his support strikers

TELECOM ENERGY SUPPORT COMPANY OF THE YEAR: Mikano I have a dream, that someday PHCN will win this award

pitiable

What would you advise her to do with the wedding dress and other accessories she shopped for in far far far away land?

^^^^ Thanks for your reply. So where would you suggest that I can get a technician with the above mentioned tools. I practically dont understand what u mean sha. I only know u mean I need a degree holder

cap28:
She will fail the nigerian people by causing more unemployment, removing fuel subsidies and creating more hardship but she will suceed for her paymasters the international banking system by privatising the entire public sector and opening up the country to be pillaged and violated over and over again, after she has finished she will go back to her cushy job at the world bank leaving a trail of misery and destruction in her wake.

Little wonder why Christ still is tarrying. Even fixing the church will be a mammoth gavel swing

You're doing a great job. Welldone. I'm stuck with a 5230 that needs to be unlocked. I sent my brother to the computer village and he said the unlock software/code is not available yet. Just wondering maybe you have another alternative. IMEI: 351514044650336. I dont want to be stuck with a beautiful phone that I can only use as an MP3 player.

dragnet:
What they told you is what you'd hear worlwide. . .

Never say never. I met someone else who want to open it for 7ton, still negotiating for a cheaper service. Or do you happen to know of any record breakers?

::Andrew:::
waiting for many more bb problems to come,

Would you by any chance have a solution for a nokia 5230 london use. I need to unlock it and the engineers around me are saying they dont have the codes/software yet. Am willing to pay if, anybody else have a solution. Thanks in advance

kemisuga:
The Ones I know use long nails to:
1. Scratch their heads.
2. Pick out pimples.
3. Pick up little screws from electronics e.g Radio

In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996

kemisuga:
The Ones I know use long nails to:
1. Scratch their heads.
2. Pick out pimples.
3. Pick up little screws from electronics e.g Radio

In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996,

kemisuga:
The Ones I know use long nails to:
1. Scratch their heads.
2. Pick out pimples.
3. Pick up little screws from electronics e.g Radio

In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996

kemisuga:
The Ones I know use long nails to:
1. Scratch their heads.
2. Pick out pimples.
3. Pick up little screws from electronics e.g Radio

In-fart you read my mind. Plus my fingers were beginning to look leprosy-fied through nail biting, my best option is to let the nail grow. Well, thats between 1994-1996

1. Frank is not looking franky in the first pix so maybe the lady is equally not photogenic. 2. Must a woman be venuslike to find love? 3. She is U.K based so did I hear u ask who wants a dual citizenship? 4. Since she is a single mum, I cant help but ask what happen to the child's father?

Augustinaz:
Well its false news. Just heard it on TV.

Well at 78, what else does  he want? To come marry that MBGN babe wey dey rap? Since Bianca no fine again for hin failing eyesight. A soldier like him will not want to be bedridden for too long. Too bad say death no dey chop kolanut, Night vigil go dey Aba tonight, I mean t-shirt printing, photoshopped almanac e.t.c