You wont really enjoy sex with most newly disvirgined for the next 2 years. Its either your are teaching them posture or telling them where to lick. Most of them still cry of pain for everytime you pump. I believe he is only trying to tell you to get some sex education. Learn from porn and give it back to him. Thrust me, its better to practise with the first guy, your can leave when you are ready for serious relationship.

The one I heard was about cutlerry. One of them had the fork and knife in the wrong hands and had to be corrected during short dialetic prayer. Na Baba Sala joke of those days

webdezzi:

thats creative, they deserve it

Abi o

Vege gini? I love meat sotay my woman dey fear anytime I dey nibble her ear

matrixme:

Now we're never going to save the planet in this part of our world, since the fastest way towards that is to stop consuming meat products. Maybe our dear country will advance to going green and being animal welfarism conscious one day. Let us all join hands to save our world the Nigerian way.

Imagine having to contest for vegetables with goat and cows, afterall they are not endangered yet

dabrake:

advertising coffin bonanza wil do d magic. Buy 2 coffins and get 1 free.

:-D:-D @OP: No worry jare bros, you will get there someday. Atleast I was lured to iroy.in

Afraid don catch me before o. I thought fashola is planning to level CMS/OBALENDE. Ha! Computer people. . . CMS:-D

How much would it cost to sue an hospital and how much does the new test cost

Are broadbands included? I use accelon and dont have a complain yet, i stream as much as i want and my phone etisalat free mb is faster this few days

Because most christians became one by raising up thier hands. I dont believe something that will involve eternal damnation should be that simple. People are suppose to pray thier way into salvation

Perfect time for the next human container to travel. No NDLEA will dare stop Mr Latin or Jide Kosoko even if they are headed for sicilly

I was under the impression that Job has the best chapters to curse with. How was I to know anyway. . . . rat poison is cheaper

@OP: She is going through a lot of change at the same time, physically, environmentally, socially and other -ally's. It will take a while getting used to her new environment but she will adapt in time. Yeah! I agree with the others on your choice of word, it is ridiculous

Happened to me years back. Traveled out and before I returned my woman had lost her virginity. I returned with an engagement ring but my friend had ringed her engine already. She is still roaming the street and already  above 30. Still visit her once in a while when I need someone skilled with the mouth organ

So the government will start feeding them in jail? Gosh! The are supposed to be paying tax.

dayokanu:

Does anyone need to discredit Retardeen? He is doing an excellent job of that by himself

Abi

80,000 CFa

Brilliant Blackman

TRUTHTELA:

Who's IDEA defines what is the RIGHT fashion

I'm more shocked at the unrealistic slap of fines

This is serious o. Why would he be shedding tears and asking for forgiveness if he is truely innocent?

Dgunnerz:

Me self just heard from DBN that he has now excreted 70 wraps!

Haba! You wan kill am

Yeah! Perfect time to say ka chi fo

By the year 2020 people will go online to get step by step tips on how to perform heart transplant. In Nairaland, we are already thinking about it.

I love the lifebouy add where the kid start rubbing his stomach and the mum thought the stomach ache had returned, meanwhile the young man is just signalling for meal time

Bialegend:

So what if he favors Niger Delta? Didn't abokis up north do the same? Nonsense!!

Abi o, charity should begin at home

Oh No! Did they find any amulet on him too? The subscription must have expired.

Infact. . .

Contact a qualified  technician. Data recovery is not as easy as explained except you are partially technical

40 thousand for a pair of shoe. Abeg, 90% of those I know wouldnt notice the difference. 5% would consider me as being wasteful, the other 5% would wonder and just wonder. Not there yet jare.

We've all seen what Nollywood churn out daily. I can only pray our animations dont turn out same way. I'll suggest one step at a time.

We've all seen what Nollywood churn out daily. I can only pray our animations dont turn out same way. I'll suggest one step at a time

Yeah! Goodlucksambo's admin is klogged/clogged