Imagine

;d

Lol

Studio CFR:

Kini big deal?

I have a tatoo on the tip of my p.nis and all the girls i have s.ex with wanna suck on it. .

BIG DEAL

Wish I had one too

Ok now

Am only worried about retirement, and jobless graduate children playing PS6 to while away time. I should be okay if my kids do get a life and leave me to enjoy what I would have worked for so far

r. i. p

How I wish not to have read this post o, now I dey fear to drive/ride my Bajaj motorbike commot. I need to go get escort be dat o

. . . One old dude over-stepped his limits by callin me big nose, I retaliated by chopping off his daughter's fingers and feeding it to her on her birthday, so now you know what will happen to anybody who call me big lips. . . Sounds more like a rap verse

All of my girlfriends know better than to answer late night calls. As a matter of fact, you will know if the call is not clean from her mono-sylabic response ehn, yes, o.k, alright e.t.c

Were the murdered black men hand picked or caught in the crossfire?

I downloaded the track with my free etisalat mb and let me follow una use 'like seriously' dont like the track. Maybe I need be on magic mushroom to enjoy it

The FBI and co don give una expo abi? I hope its the right one sha and beware of the invigilators o, also remember say na Nigeria go mark am o.

I heard they use to wrap up cotton wool and insert it,the origin of tampon the virgins will have to mould theirs into pads to avoid hymen breakage. . . Wait o, how do they manage body odour those days? They dont shave pubic hair then o and no roll on or lux soap

Whats the latest on the part time ban? Abi the vice don intercede

semid4lyfe:

Yeah. . .Saudi Food Palace Limited na the joint

Jarus, shey u sabi the place when e just start and e never Behind & set then?

I heard she started off by hawking amala, see where she is now. The only thing I dont like about that place is the girls attitude, they behave as if they are Bukola Saraki's cousins

She's hot for her age. I dig her figure too and she is not just beautiful, she's equally brilliant

What strikes me the most is that fact that this guy will someday enter court to defend someone who is about to be sent to the gallows, Dude cant even convince a babe, six years running. . . I like him though, someday soon the lady may tell the story of him having his way once and. . . bouncin baby boy

There is a possibility that these books could be worth that much only if they are the original manuscript of the book Thief Of Bagdad, a couple of Samuel Ajayi Crowthers diaries and Mungo Park's love letters marked' Returned to sender'

Myself2:

Oh was it J.S Park,I thougth it was Ban Ki Moon that Wenger signed

No be only Ban Ki Moon, na Banky W,

Wear Arsenal jersey on top a very tight skin jeans

Beaf:

Lol! The question is, who was the "diplomatic source" with such poor English?
Was it you? Was it Gbawe? Was it another hater? It is obvious that the story is a fake plant.

. . .You know the drill.

The diplomatic source could be anybody, a croissant eating frenchman, a gingsen tea drinking chinko or burukutu drinking tiv man. Source na source

dipo+:

I use to think aboki is an acceptable gesture to all hausas till I met one hausa man who i was going to buy a pen from. When I called him aboki, he instantly rebuffed me saying it was disrespectful.
He probably is of †нє opinion that aboki has become household for a never-do-well hausa man

Of course, you should have added Broda to it= Broda Aboki. It is proper to address a grown up Hausa man as Mallam. .

lagerwhenindoubt:

At least she did not say Islamic Engineering

With a course like that she might end up majoring in penis amputation

tpia@:

christ embassy

1. married an openly bigamist man

2. married an openly pregnant woman.




fascinating- i wonder what they teach in that church.

They prayed about it and the Good Lord saith 'No weapon fashioned against them shall prosper':-D I wonder if they recite till death do us part as their wedding vows. . . I still prefer the Ol time religion

Best bet for MJ is to get quickly knocked up before the marriage hit the rocks, so as for her to have solace in being a single mum because no man would want her at second hand value but wait. . . What do I know sef, a man actually left his wife and kids for her, Now thats African Magic[Ebira]

Chei, See Top 10 countdown. I'll stay tuned for new entries

A.Y is a comedian, I'm sure he had started joking about it already.

Nokia torch Chinko ZTE/Huawei every one with a land line must have one Samsung

My home town. Dey too dey pokenose