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 Jokes Etc › Re: When A Key Opens Many Locks by Nymphnode(m): 6:14pm On Sep 24, 2011 |
Ha |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Six-ton Nasa Science Satellite Falls To Earth by Nymphnode(m): 5:31pm On Sep 24, 2011 |
Basics007:Its more likely for it to fall into the sea but dont quote me o, it may be sailing through your rooftop any moment from now |
| Romance › Re: Blackberry Fever And How It Affects Relationship? by Nymphnode(m): 4:21pm On Sep 24, 2011 |
I'll go with Mr Cork on this one, you need to slap the taste out of his mouth. . . But come to think of it, what kind of work does it do? most men risk losing their job to be with a hot chick, maybe you dont intrigue him enough, the BB thing maybe a way of escape from having to converse with you |
| Politics › Re: Court Nullifies LASTMA Powers To Impose Fine On Offenders by Nymphnode(m): 1:51pm On Sep 23, 2011 |
I remembered being fined 7000 for using a drivers licence issued in ogun state. . .Well a policeman once told me that having a dollar note in my wallet is illegal |
| Romance › Re: Females Handle Breakups Better Than Males by Nymphnode(m): 11:47am On Sep 23, 2011 |
A woman is offered tissue paper by her friends to cry in, she is even allowed to snort and curse the guy out of her system. And u know what they say about a problem shared. Imagine a guy crying to his friends,(whimpy) you cant even tell ur friends that she likes you to finger her butt hole whenever she is on top or nobody go wan give you handshake. I guess the difference = Women explode while men implode emotionally |
| Crime › Re: ABSU Gang Violation Suspect Has Been Identified – Minister by Nymphnode(m): 5:42am On Sep 23, 2011 |
Maybe they would not be able to identify those boys facially with the video but I heard they spoke during the recording so my suggestion is to employ the use of a voice recorgnition software, pattern match what they have on video with their voice and you have a world standard evidence. The sketch artist can then nail the coffin blindfolded. Shikena |
| TV/Movies › Re: M-Net Releases Statement On Olisa Adibua 's Assault On A Co-worker by Nymphnode(m): 5:20am On Sep 23, 2011 |
Men in trouble. . . Between the rape sage and this molestation issue, example must be made |
| Politics › Re: Court Nullifies LASTMA Powers To Impose Fine On Offenders by Nymphnode(m): 6:08pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=765835.msg9199362#msg9199362 date=1316707299]I will call ma brother to try one way and see if really the law is effective  [/quote]Gring! Gring! Let lawlessness begin. Oh god of traffic jam o, pls come to the rescue of Lagos motorist o(the sane ones). Even pedestrians go hear am too. |
| Car Talk › Re: Between A Honda Accord And A Toyota Camry by Nymphnode(m): 5:30pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
igbo2011: |
| Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Nominated For World Wide Act At The MTV Music Awards by Nymphnode(m): 5:59am On Sep 20, 2011 |
Good 4 him |
| TV/Movies › Re: Live Blogging Of The 2011 Primetime Emmy Awards by Nymphnode(m): 2:25am On Sep 19, 2011 |
Live bloging of 2001 primetime awards. . . . Is time travel nominated? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: God Allegedly Directed A Pastor To Divorce His Eloped Wife by Nymphnode(m): 2:17am On Sep 19, 2011 |
Is it legal to ask him who he intend remarry, I mean the kids are adults already or is the court making jest of him because he cited God as the reason for his decision? |
| Music/Radio › Re: Matse Uwatse Quits Wazobia FM For 93.9 Nigeria Info Station by Nymphnode(m): 12:27am On Sep 19, 2011 |
ItsModella:Whao! I'm sure you know who own each and every. No wonder the top station are airing less adverts |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is A Great Man, A Dude With Swag by Nymphnode(m): 1:47pm On Sep 17, 2011 |
All Hail The GeneralAll Hail The General |
| Music/Radio › Re: Fake American Accents On Nigerian Radio & Tv! by Nymphnode(m): 5:23am On Sep 15, 2011 |
Somebody mentioned Mannie of cool fm lagos, I heard he talks like that to hide his stammering and he is doing a good job of it. Besides he is even manic than american to me. . . Diversion: What about the agberos(street urchins) who speaks with phlegm in their throat, they are not born that way na, all na practise. |
| Politics › Re: UN Releases Names Of Abuja Bombing Victims by Nymphnode(m): 12:36am On Sep 15, 2011 |
:-x |
| Music/Radio › Re: MC Loph Is Dead (The Man Behind The 'Osondi Owenu' Remake) by Nymphnode(m): 12:21am On Sep 15, 2011 |
R I P |
| Phones › Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by Nymphnode(m): 11:38pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
I pointed to my friend who uses bluetooth that he is the perfect target, he answers most call without checking the caller ID, dumb dude drove without his handsfree and lastma catch am for Allen. You should see how gleeful I was, now I know I may not actually be my brothers keeper |
| Politics › Re: Dangote Donates N60m To Oyo State Flood Victims by Nymphnode(m): 1:39am On Sep 14, 2011 |
Great timing, now ibadan yoruba's no go too vex if eventually the boko harams bomb UI. |
| Celebrities › Re: Actress, Omotola Spotted In Dakar, Senegal by Nymphnode(m): 1:14am On Sep 14, 2011 |
Asaba man:I was wondering who SPOTTED her too and are lions allowed to roam freely on Goree Island? Maybe the picture was not posed for in Senegal afterall |
| Phones › Re: Pre-registered SIM Cards: Result Of Half-Baked Solutions by Nymphnode(m): 7:55pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
I guess I should be worried about going to jail because my simm was registered by one of my friend. . . . . |
| Politics › Re: Abia ‘deports’ Non Indigenous Workers by Nymphnode(m): 7:36pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
htajz:Tell me some more |
| Crime › Re: Sharia Court Sentences Two To Amputation For Theft by Nymphnode(m): 6:56pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
A guillotine would have been better, at least I would have prefered that to amputation. I need these limbs to steal something else na |
| Politics › Re: Power Projects At 80% Completion, Says Govt by Nymphnode(m): 1:19pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
Well, I have not fired my gen set this month sha so maybe that is a good thing. . . |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Is Not Corrupt - EFCC by Nymphnode(m): 1:07pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
Na so. . . . . |
| Crime › Re: Lagos Taskforce Arrests 29 Marijuana Sellers In Oshodi by Nymphnode(m): 12:22pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
Abayomin70:I no agree with dat one o. You can make 4000 naira from reselling a 1000 igbo(hemp) and those guys no come Lagos to admire Fashola's flower beds. @O.P: People go dey buy and sell for night be dat after all people still dey cross ojota express as soon as the Kai people close work at 6pm. . . only say a wrap of skunk go don be 200 naira now for oshodi |
| Nairaland General › Re: Lagos Deputy Gov Set For World Record by Nymphnode(m): 11:52am On Sep 08, 2011 |
ednut1:Heard she is enrolled in one of the LASU part time campus, so . . . .she know, she knows not, teach her. |
| Culture › Re: Put These Brokens In Correct English by Nymphnode(m): 11:21pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
adedotman5:^ ^ ^ Witty. . . This ogbono soup is elastic |
| Politics › Re: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Nymphnode(m): 9:50pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Finally! Kaabọ se dada lo de? Atin reti re o. Now where is Fashola's cheque book? |
| Crime › Re: Wicked Boys In Abia Desecrate Young Girl And Video Taped It. by Nymphnode(m): 7:37pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
I can imagine 5 condom-ed dic.k digging away at an apparently dry kitten overspeedingly. Bruised thigh, bruised ego, broken heart. . . . |
