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Basics007:

When i read that bit about it passing over Africa i said Ope o! Imaging the thing landing in my compound,i'll sue all sueables.

Its more likely for it to fall into the sea but dont quote me o, it may be sailing through your rooftop any moment from now

I'll go with Mr Cork on this one, you need to slap the taste out of his mouth. . . But come to think of it, what kind of work does it do? most men risk losing their job to be with a hot chick, maybe you dont intrigue him enough, the BB thing maybe a way of escape from having to converse with you

I remembered being fined 7000 for using a drivers licence issued in ogun state. . .Well a policeman once told me that having a dollar note in my wallet is illegal

A woman is offered tissue paper by her friends to cry in, she is even allowed to snort and curse the guy out of her system. And u know what they say about a problem shared. Imagine a guy crying to his friends,(whimpy) you cant even tell ur friends that she likes you to finger her butt hole whenever she is on top or nobody go wan give you handshake. I guess the difference = Women explode while men implode emotionally

Maybe they would not be able to identify those boys facially with the video but I heard they spoke during the recording so my suggestion is to employ the use of a voice recorgnition software, pattern match what they have on video with their voice and you have a world standard evidence. The sketch artist can then nail the coffin blindfolded. Shikena

Men in trouble. . . Between the rape sage and this molestation issue, example must be made

::Andrew:::

I will call ma brother to try one way and see if really the law is effective

Gring! Gring! Let lawlessness begin. Oh god of traffic jam o, pls come to the rescue of Lagos motorist o(the sane ones). Even pedestrians go hear am too.

igbo2011:

Innoson

Good 4 him

Live bloging of 2001 primetime awards. . . . Is time travel nominated?

Is it legal to ask him who he intend remarry, I mean the kids are adults already or is the court making jest of him because he cited God as the reason for his decision?

ItsModella:

There are about 26 radio stations.
88.9 - Brila FM (Lagos) - sports
89.7 - Eko FM (Ikeja, Lagos)
90.3 - Craig FM (Lagos + Abuja)
90.9 - Top Radio (Lagos)
92.3 - Inspiration FM (Lagos)
92.9 - Bond FM (Lagos)
93.7 - Rhythm FM - (Lagos)
94.1 - Rainbow FM (Lagos)
94.8 - Altitude FM (Lagos) - pop, rock, top 40
95.1 - Wazobia FM (Lagos)
96.9 - Cool FM (Lagos) - urban music
97.3 - Classic FM (Lagos)
97.6 - Metro FM - FRCN (Lagos)
98.1 - SMOOTH FM, (Lagos) soul, rhythm and jazz
98.9 - Kiss FM (Lagos)
99.9 - Beat FM (Lagos)
100.5 - Ray Power FM (Alagbado, Lagos)
101.5 - Star FM (Ikeja, Lagos)
102.3 - Radio Continental (Ikosi Ketu, Lagos)
102.7 - Naija FM (Lagos)
103.1 - Unilag (University of Lagos) FM (Lagos)
103.5 - Radio 1 - FRCN (Lagos)
105.1 - City 105.1(Oregun, Lagos)
105.9 - NOUN (National Open University of Nigeria) FM (Victoria Island, Lagos)
107.5 - Radio Lagos (Ikeja, Lagos)
111.5- Flow FM, Lagos
112.90 Lil Frez FM

Whao! I'm sure you know who own each and every. No wonder the top station are airing less adverts

All Hail The GeneralAll Hail The General

Somebody mentioned Mannie of cool fm lagos, I heard he talks like that to hide his stammering and he is doing a good job of it. Besides he is even manic than american to me. . . Diversion: What about the agberos(street urchins) who speaks with phlegm in their throat, they are not born that way na, all na practise.

:-x

R I P

I pointed to my friend who uses bluetooth that he is the perfect target, he answers most call without checking the caller ID, dumb dude drove without his handsfree and lastma catch am for Allen. You should see how gleeful I was, now I know I may not actually be my brothers keeper

Great timing, now ibadan yoruba's no go too vex if eventually the boko harams bomb UI.

Asaba man:

Sorry! Did she went to senegal alone? Where is the pix of her family that she claimed to ve been there with? Unless I'm not reading btw the line.

I was wondering who SPOTTED her too and are lions allowed to roam freely on Goree Island? Maybe the picture was not posed for in Senegal afterall

I guess I should be worried about going to jail because my simm was registered by one of my friend. . . . .

htajz:

most states in nigeria dont even employ non indigens so dis no be news

Tell me some more

A guillotine would have been better, at least I would have prefered that to amputation. I need these limbs to steal something else na

Well, I have not fired my gen set this month sha so maybe that is a good thing. . .

Na so. . . . .

Abayomin70:

give dem and see may be they will still b sellin marijuana

I no agree with dat one o. You can make 4000 naira from reselling a 1000 igbo(hemp) and those guys no come Lagos to admire Fashola's flower beds. @O.P: People go dey buy and sell for night be dat after all people still dey cross ojota express as soon as the Kai people close work at 6pm. . . only say a wrap of skunk go don be 200 naira now for oshodi

ednut1:

Her english is too poor , i hope she doesnt tabun. I dnt knw y an hairdresser wil be deputy msheeew

Heard she is enrolled in one of the LASU part time campus, so . . . .she know, she knows not, teach her.

adedotman5:

I use to be a good translator when I was alive but now,I cant even attempt to give a try

^ ^ ^ Witty. . . This ogbono soup is elastic

Finally! Kaabọ se dada lo de? Atin reti re o. Now where is Fashola's cheque book?

I can imagine 5 condom-ed dic.k digging away at an apparently dry kitten overspeedingly. Bruised thigh, bruised ego, broken heart. . . .