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For me I don't see calm and gentle persons as pastor because there are so many reasons for calmness and gentility.
1. Some are calm and gentle because of life lessons, these were forced to be calm because of situations.
2. Others use calmness and gentility as a strategy to hide their real characters.
3. Some are calm because of their social status, these set of people have managers that help them to behave calmly and gentle.
Calmness and gentility is not a criteria for me to rate you as a pastor...Not all that glitters are gold!!!

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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You must be from Edo State Nigeria... Jokers Club GRA, is one club I can visit after Luciano in Ugbighokho. When ever you visit a night club please go with your wife if you are married. Every time there is an A list artiste performing, it's fun as everywhere will be lit.

The steps to become a governor in Nigeria are too costly to take, if you are told the amount of money that went into this ordinary stepdown, you will be perplexed.
For Obaseki becoming a godfather when he previously fought against Oshiomole's godfatherism is a clear case of "Whataboutism".

Reno Omokri is the official ambassador of Tingo group. At a point Goodluck Jonathan even invested!!!
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Dpharisee:
I will rather prefer she ties 2 piece wrapper with Gele because I am not woke. I be proper African man, I will even see her as disrespecting my guests with trousers 👖 on our wedding ceremony.
I commend some Igbo and Yoruba guys using Isiegu and Adire to sew their wedding suits, we must endeavour to rescue African masculinity

This can only be done during traditional marriage ceremony, it white wedding we are talking about right now. Or do you want to do traditional marriage ceremony 2 times?

Yes, nothing is wrong for her to wear trouser on our wedding day, I consider female trouser more secure... Since it's not a crime, then no problem.

money121:
If you are the poorest amongst your siblings or not doing well financially, avoid family gatherings until you have money - Nigerian lady says

Lolo Nneka Obani Wrote on her Wall:


If you know you are the poorest amongst yoursiblings or you aren't doing well financially, l recommend that you avoid family occasions or gatherings until you have money. If you must attend, kindly sit at a corner like a visitor.
Let the people that are serving the food and souvenir serve you like one of the guests, so you don't end up embarrassing yourself.
Do not go close to where the food and drinks are being served, sit at a corner and observe. Stop setting yourself up for insults.

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/if-you-are-the-poorest-amongst-your-siblings-or-not-doing-well-financially-avoid-family-gatherings-until-you-have-money-nigerian-lady-says/

Lolo Nneka Ubani is simply telling the pure truth, don't avoid only your family gatherings also avoid community or village meetings... The highest disgrace is when you are educated and poor!!! Strive to make money this 2024 and also help others who deserve a supporting hand.

Yes, there are so many remote jobs in Nigeria, for example I am in tech, Cyber security to be precise, you don't expect me to come to your office for me to help pentest your organization or personal network. Also there are so many Bug Bounty Hunting programs from Nigerian companies that you can engage in remotely and get paid instantly, for a job done. Finally I run remote consultations on anything Cyber Security or Computing in general.

Who can we then trust?

Nigerians would have celebrated the best Christmas if the president's message read thus: "Fellow Nigerians, I can no longer continue as your president, I think I am confused, I and my vice hereby resign with immediate effect" Omo free rice for Sara for everywhere!!!

huptin:
Most Nigerian girls/women simply like to blab, most are not really good in bed.

Not that Nigerian girls/women are bad in bed, the thing is that they don't know the best sex positions to achieve their fancy orgasm... Sex education can help in this regard.

NiceLegs:
Hello everyone.

Please I need you inputs on this.

My Uncle who is a Citizen in USA filed to bring his wife in Nigeria whom he married in 2020 to the United States in that same year 2020.

Luckily after a very long wait time, the USA Embassy in Nigeria called the wife for interview after 2 years in the year 2022.

She went for the interview and was not given the Spousal visa or Green card or whatever they call it

They told her to get more evidence of their marriage as the Visa Officers were not convinced they were married.

They fixed her to come after 2 months from the first interview date.

Before the second interview date, my Uncle in USA fell terribly sick were he could not speak atall.

They could not communicate with themselves at this stage.

She went for the second interview after the two months and was not given visa again.

My Uncle's case got worse that he was even brought back to Nigeria in January 2023.

Now my question is this, in such case, can the wife still get the USA Spousal Visa on her own at this stage?

What can she do to still get the Spousal Visa from here?

My Uncle is still in Nigeria as we speak.

Experienced USA migration experts, what can she do?

Solution (1) Get a valid proof of marriage i.e physical court marriage, no placeholder or getting married to an enlarged photo of the man. (2) Get one or two kids with the man. Situations like this are rampant in Edo state.
Furthermore, why will a man return back to Nigeria because of health issues, when USA is the home of good health? or is it lack of funds to pay for hospital bills? Well if it is lack of funds then this should be a lesson to new or intending migrants, always get health insurance before anything else.

Of all the millions of people freaking out because of Christmas, how many have or can imitate any aspect of the life of Jesus?

Dtruthspeaker:
Look at it, sex is the only thing and place where we have restriction.

Considering The Law in Genesis 2 before The Law in Exodus, we were free in all things eg we were free to eat food,, clothes, travel, relating with people from any tribe, cars, houses, animals etc

But the only thing that we are not allowed to do is to have sex.

The Commandment even Said "Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

And it is in sex that we tell our liitle children as they are growing "Do not let anybody touch you ooh"

It is in sex we say "no dey touch my pikin like dat/i no like how you dey touch me"

It is in sex and for sex that you will hear women say "if you touch me, you go die"

It is in sex that touching is also cheating in marriage.

And it is in sex thst you are not allowed to have sex outside your marriage.

With this your post it means that prostitutes are wiser?

Only Jehovah God will decide!!!

This is mostly a Nigerian thing, most teachers don't even know what they are doing... It was during Adams Oshiomole as governor of Edo state that made everything public. At that time Oshiomole got contractors to set questions for teachers using their own primary school text books, but a large number of them failed primary school questions. Most teachers and lecturers in Nigeria are padi-padi backdoor teachers. There was one lecturer in my department that will always come to class and brag all his time out... His favorite line was "I have lectured lecturers, that have lectured lecturers, that have lectured lecturers, that have lectured lecturers". And as for those text book authors, they only give out what they know, some even carry out copy and paste. Syllabus will be different from text books!!!

90% of them will Japa again within 6 months.

Everything about the Nigerian government since 1960 are all lies, even if there is an accident that killed 100 lives, the government will still say only two was injured. But in good countries you hear the news as, "Texas car accident death toll is 10 dead and 20 injured, but casualties are expected to rise".

favoryt:
Please throw more light on this freelancing.

Some things I'll like to know:

- What skills are sellable in freelancing
- How does one find jobs? (you can help list platforms)
- Is it sustainable? I don't want to kpai on hunger because I didn't get a job in a month
- You can add any useful information

Thanks in anticipation

You can work with any initial skill of yours from human resources to law, IT, Telecom, Security just name it. Follow your passion career and sharpen your skills by learning more so that you can stand out, then google "virtual internship" sign up to the one you like and distinguish yourself when you work remotely then you will definitely get a job. Another way to get a remote job is to apply to the company as a volunteer worker. For me I am a freelance Cyber Security Expert, I get calls here and there from lawyers, CEOs, police etc for contracts and consultations. Last line is you must be excellent in your field else I advise you to try agriculture.

smalls001:
What makes you think you're better than them. For all I know you may be some random dude in a in a face-me-I-face-you hiding behind some cheap Nokia torch fone with access to 300MB without a job.

People may have their reasons, never look down on them. It's not like you can afford one hook-up sef. SMH

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Quality20:
In the past, many pastors married and converted ashewo women and they became responsible and religious but these days, many guys flow with hookup girls.

Guys can u really marry those religious hookup babes u are dating or u guys are only having fun? Are u trusting enough of ladies? Remember some of them only did hookup because of some problems bordering on finances, like been with younger siblings who need money or sick parents etc.

I can't even advise my enemy to marry a retired Ashawo. Always avoid love at first sight, do proper background checks before you choose a wife or husband. For me I can only go for a girl I know everything about since childhood.

Many girls/women will hate this professor for instilling fear on the mind of their male sexual partners, that a penile erection that exceeds 30 minutes is a serious emergency medical condition and must be treated... If you want to hear women talk about their love for sex just go to a hairdressing salon and you will be shocked when they explain their long sexual fantasy. One day I heard one talking about how she fantasies a hot sex bout with a very huge bouncer!!! Fear Nigeria girls/women in bed. Bottom line is as a man use your head during sex, because you can't satisfy a woman sexually, these women only tell you they are satisfied because they know you are already tired, and if she doesn't stop you the man you start to bring ridiculous sex positions and even putting all your weight on her because you are tired. As a man please buy some sex vibrator toys to bridge the gap!!!

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*CYBER SECURITY: This is the time to activate all cyber security lockdown eg. withdraw the money you need this yuletide and implement a no debit order on your bank and crypto currency accounts via their respective apps, because this is the best time for hackers to strike.... Don't trust anyone this period because everybody wants to meetup... BE WARNED!!!

Dont blame your sister for keeping shut, because when you know the kind of family members or friends you have at some point in life you need to shut the fvck up... There is an adage in Isoko that goes "Akoran te fo garhon, wo re siano" it means if your teeth are too white and shinny, then you must hide them to avoid unnecessary attention!!!

I can't imagine myself working for any company physically it must be remote. ever since I graduated I haven't worked physically for anyone before, I always do freelance, I am not the fan of 9 to 5 job sector. I am also happy to say I have removed a couple of persons from physical to freelancers. I rather write a book to make money than to work for anyone physically from 9 to 5 plus enough sexual, psychological, and mental stress. This is the time to re-evaluate your job!!!

I hate free things from the Nigerian government, because they will inflate everything single dime they used to sponsor this free train transportation by 1000%. Even in good countries like Australia, USA, UK, Canada and Germany, despite their free amenities to their citizens are transparent and are done with good will and love of the masses, their citizens don't usually like to collect or access these free stuffs due to self contentedness and good living. eg. in Germany which i have witnessed, only a few people uses their free food bank, same is the case when I visited UK. Even in the USA the government usually beg their citizens to file for COVID 19 benefits and even tax refunds, can you imagine?. All we want from the government are (1) Good roads (2) Easy to access business grants (3) Subsidy on off-grid solar energy systems for the masses.
We don't need free train transportation for just a few days for a few people. We want a good life.

Beuberry:
Ok. Tell Seun to host this site on private server make OVH SAS no dey hold his blokkos. Moreso, why do we see cloudflare interface before logging in or attaching pic?

Yes, we see Cloudflare when we login to Nairaland, because Nairaland uses Cloudflare as a CDN to make the website more faster during browsing. And Cloudflare is also an anti DDOS service. On the other hand I will not advise Seun Osewa to do self hosting, as this will give him the false impression that no matter the abuse Nairaland can't be taken down, but simple truth is that the domain name nairaland.com can be seized and if the abuse is against the USA, UK or Australia, anything connected to Nairaland.com including buildings, computers, vehicles etc can be confiscated for ever. My advice to Seun Osewa is to continue to use paid webhosting and also take abuse report seriously.