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 Sports › Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Oahray: 6:00pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
Son: Daddy what is a nation's cup trophy? Dad: I don't know son, we are Super Eagles fans  |
| Literature › Re: Common Grammatical Errors We Make In Our Everyday English by Oahray: 5:36pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
Mommy, fear is catching me o. I should come? |
| Literature › Re: Common Grammatical Errors We Make In Our Everyday English by Oahray: 5:33pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
Some of these blunders are sweeter than their correct form  "they have bring the light! Eeee, is low current sef" |
| Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by Oahray: 11:22pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
Very dry... and I don't like Akpors jokes. |
| Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by Oahray: 8:19pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Adeniyi A.]i don bcome d padlock guy,together wt d bed guy don bcome 2 mysteries to solve b dt.[/quote]someone has a bsdm fetish |
| Computers › Re: The Five Most Important Applications On Your PC by Oahray: 8:07pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
wonlasewonimi: Voltron defender of the universe....if you see the list she gbamed to, wont you think she missed road? It was tongue-in-cheek though.I saw it, and I didnt think she 'missed road' (quite surprising though). I understand what you are up to now. Oya pardon my intrusion and continue your runs.  |
| Family › Re: What Do You Say When Someone Sneezes Around You: "Bless You"?? by Oahray: 7:13pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
majekleo: When one sneezes, the right word to say is "bless you" cos ones you sneeze, ur heart stops for micro seconds and it is assumed that u died for those few minutes, the only appropriate word to say to a dying person is "bless you" .its not true that the heart stops when we sneeze. Most times before we sneeze, we inhale sharply. This increases pressure in our chest. When we sneeze, air is forcefully ejected with the irritants. The sharp change in pressure alters blood flow to the heart, so heart rate changes. That change in heartbeat is what makes it SEEM we skipped a heartbeat. Sneezing poses not direct danger to life. I havn't heard of anyone who died of sneezing either. |
| Computers › Re: The Five Most Important Applications On Your PC by Oahray: 6:49pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
Yarn2me: Where can I get FIFA 13 ...*yawn* same place you got PES13. You just want to start a FIFA vs PES debate. Dey go jor. |
| Computers › Re: The Five Most Important Applications On Your PC by Oahray: 6:45pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
wonlasewonimi: just trying to be sure you know that dev C++ is not an instant messengerI-too-know! She said she would rather replace Adobe Reader with dev C++ on her top5 list. What suggests that she thinks its an instant messenger?  Abi you just wan chat with NL babe? Na wa for some people sha.  |
| Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op): 6:32pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
His eyes widened. "You speak of things you saw not. I know what happened" she continued, "after watching the wall of thoughts, that which you call Television, you left for your room and your brother went outside. There he united with his Aura, that orb of transcluscent of blue of which you spoke. As expected, he arrived here on our moon. He who you called our leader, the one who spoke, Gezar, is the leader of the Watchers. I was the female your brother saw. The only female allowed to be with with the Watchers. Well when Ray came..." "How... how did you know?" "That you are not Ray?" she chuckled, "you would not understand, Khere" "Who are you?" he asked bewildered. He studied her. Under the influence of her own aura, he could see her clearly. She truly looked human, but for the long ears, large eyes, big feet and small teeth that showed everytime she spoke. "I shall continue with my story" She decided, ignoring his question. "When Ray arrived, he spurned Gezar, like he told you. He was not ready, so Gezar sent him back to the Earth to learn to glow from within. I knew he needed help, I asked Gezar to teach him. He would not bulge. So I acted. I made him see what he saw on the wall of similar dimensions." He looked confused. She noticed. "Mirror, that is what you call it. You came in when he screamed. You are Khere the younger, not nearly as wise as Ray, Khere the deceitful. He told you everything, you believed nothing. |
| Family › Re: What Do You Say When Someone Sneezes Around You: "Bless You"?? by Oahray: 5:25pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
harbibi: Gesundheit is the right word to say. Not common though.There is no particular 'right word' to say jor. |
| Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op): 5:12pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
Redmosquito: I'm lost Oahray! ur last two updates have ditched my understanding![quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]I thought I was the only one ooooooo [/quote]lol. Bear with me... I experimented with an 'unreliable narrator' mode to begin the story. Bluesparkles noticed it ouright. It was the only way I could create another (unserious) character separate from the protagonist. I apologise for any misunderstanding. A few more posts should make it clearer. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Share The Most Emotional Songs You Ever Heard by Oahray: 5:02pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
Pedro JP: yeh vada raha --- this is our promisehahaha... Mil jaaye is tarah (rhythmic clap). Memories mehn. Loved that movie.  |
| Food › Re: Have You Ever Eaten Termite? by Oahray: 4:54pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
Yaaaaay! Termites. E sweet die. I like it salty and crunchy. Kai... Memories. They call it Isikun (hope I spelt that right) in my place. |
| Family › Re: What Do You Say When Someone Sneezes Around You: "Bless You"?? by Oahray: 4:47pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
[quote author=dr.laykay]People say bless u after sneezing cos the heart stops for millisecond during sneezing.[/quote]This is one of the sneezing superstitions. Another one is that sneezing opens a door to the soul, and either it flies out or evil spirits fly in. Crap! |
| Family › Re: What Do You Say When Someone Sneezes Around You: "Bless You"?? by Oahray: 4:44pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
At times I don't say anything jor. Other times I just say 'sorry'. I think sneezing is already a blessing as its the body's way of trying to expel irritants like cold air, pollen or dust. For me, saying "Bless you" has superstituous undertones. Its the one who sneezes who should say something, like 'excuse me'. I know someone who says "Jesus I love you" each time he sneezes" |
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