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ItsModella: lol..I changed my siggy yesterday.

yeah, yeah, different words, same message

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]I'm more than just a brother or fan to Tonto Dikeh. I still have great love for her even if she refused featuring me in her 'HI' remix [/color]

lol. You for jus deaf come back. She gave autotune a bad name

ItsModella: Oahray, your siggy

in your mind naw, some NL Einstein...

hahaha... Laloasky inspired me.
So when is 'f*ck' finally gonna leave yours?

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hmmm... Something is not quite right about this moniker.

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Relationship with Ije be like PHCN break and quench supply o. I hate to see men like you crying like babies.[/color]

choi!

ItsModella: Oahray, check caseless out..his own is chat from the BC era.

*falls off pre-historic bird*

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]I don repent, after having some misunderstanding with Madam Ije when I told her to give us more of Tonto Dikeh's update.[/color]

E reach to cause misunderstanding jor. Na only Tonto be celeb wey we get for Naija?

ItsModella: Viewing this topic: Sijo01(f), binger(m), Eze Promoe(m), Oahray, Caracta(f), ItsModella(f)

This one that you decided to join us today, are we safe?

I can't hurt an e-fly. Bored to the bone marrow.

@Eze promoe, how your amebo business dey go?

@caracta, em... hi

ItsModella: Hope you gave testimony in church o...na this kain thing person suppose do thanksgiving for

Modella Chat Chronicles -Age of Dinosaurs

Idowuogbo: Are u learner?

*typing with learner sign on right hand* never mistake my hospitality for endurance

binger: Iseeee! Aminnn! Amennn!

see as I gbagaun for that post wey you quote, abeg unquote or requote o

Sijo01: lol....for your mind, bah.

Are you trying to deny your husband and children?

Idowuogbo: Salutey o!

hi newbie welcome to Romance section. Nice meeting you, and I hope you enjoy your stay.

binger: lol...una dey craze oh ...abeg wish me something better jor

Ok, may your jealous haters watch you succeed like Ronaldo watches Messi carry the Ballon d'Or from front seat.

Sijo01: Greeting, elders in the building.

welcome my daughter, how is your husband and children? Oh your lastborn is here with you? *pats spikes C on the head*

binger: Good evening bro. Welcome

thank you jor. The only person wey answer my greeting. May more of your threads enter front page. Say amen

henryadex: This may eventually lead to damaged sight in the future knowing fully well that they are still underdeveloped
same reason why you don't stand babies on their legs at infancy to prevent a crooked formation

lol. Zero knowledge of optics. In a conventional plane mirror, luminous intensity for both incident and reflected ray is approximately the same. It only undergoes lateral inversion.

So rays from plane mirrors ARE NOT brighter than or different from what our eyes see for real.

That said, even at birth, babies are more intelligent than animals. Unlike a bird which would fight with its own reflection on the same window every time, a baby can learn to recognise the image in the mirror as him/herself pretty much the same way they learn to answer their names or communicate in a language.

Its funny how people try to give superstitions a scientific look.

Woah! 20 more pages? Who wan read am? Me? Vision 1000 is fast becoming reality.

Good evening all.

Umm Rumy: When benue gov said der was a conspiracy to kill all the christian northern govs, y didn't u peeps shout religious bigotry. Y now

If the benue gov truly said that, time is proving him right and its a shame peeps like you refuse to see it.

A 'christian' gov dies in the north and people go on a celebration spree, not because he is a devil-incarnate, but because he wasnt muslim. Now a skeik says its a punishment from Allah, and the average Nairaland muslim sees nothing wrong with that claim. It shows how much religious fanaticism can stink!

I'll ditch my religion whenever it requires my faith to tilt (no matter how slightly) towards blood-thirsty insensitivity.

I have always believed the muslim extremists killed Yakowa and Azazi. This just makes me all the more convinced. I still cannot comprehend how religion makes people so insensitive.

Its shameful how some muslims here are trying to defend him.

Anwans: Most of our ladies posting are not sincere cos they're victims of doctors molestation. More than 85% of male doctors does sleep with their clients in there offices. Lord have mercy!

So you know all the doctors alive in the world and know the number that sleep with their patients? He-goat! Don't spew thrash just because you have a keyboard and an internet connection.

dick hardener: what are these supposed rays emitting from the mirror called?

Oahrays

Ejimalex: The guy should have gone to Epl na if he is not afraid of challenge. Anyone who says Epl is not the best or most challenging then tell me how many clubs in Spain that can beat Barcelona or Madrid. He just can't cope with Epl because if he was looking for stability, Arsenal is very stable and they even play the same pattern with Barca

(1) He is going to a league having as a main rival Dortmund which beat champions of Spain and England to top their group and you are talking about fear of challenge. I hope say you well sha. EPL is just a league with mediocre teams, their being competitive has nothing to do with quality, its cos their best teams are not exactly exceptional. The UCL of recent confirms this.

(2) About your question, ask yourself, how many EPL teams can beat Barca or Madrid?

(3) How can Guardiola go to Arsenal when Wenger isnt leaving? Abi dem go share the coaching job? Think twice before you comment.

Aifey: Pep is no coach. He's workin wit finished products, messi, xavi, ini etc even my 2yr old son can coach bacca n win every tin. Let's watch d litmus text 4pep.

lol. How many of Barca's current first team players were in the first team before Pep?
Na who no sabi ball dey run mouth pass. Pep revolutionalized Barca. Pep gave Messi the chance to become the soccer wizard he now is.

dayokanu: How many times did he beat Mourinho in Spain

*counting*
(5mins later)
mehn I lost count
Pep flog Mourinho tire for spain.

musKeeto: Super Eagles disappoint again..

Seun Osewa: Mods, hide all results..

CFCfan: A reporter: coach Keshi, what were the factors contributed to the Super Eagles triumph at the AFCON.

Keshi: How does your question affect the price of alomo bitters in Johannesburg.

and Seun bans him

ayusco: Black stars to play under floodlights
Spectators: we still can't see them o

hahahahaha

CFCfan: Coach Keshi calls on Tony Anenih to fix SE midfield at d AFCON, due to his reputation as a "Mr Fix it".

lmao

Messi: Ronaldo na me miss goals pass you, you see how I dey miss penalty?

Ronaldo: Penalty? Mtscheeeew. I think say e wan talk better thing. You know how many shots I dey take before I score one goal?

Super Eagles strikers: *roll eyes to Jupiter and back* Learners!

Newspaper headline before the AFCON tournament:
"Nothing is worse than Vuvuzelas, they should be banned" -Football fans

Newspaper headline after the Super Eagles Fan Club played Tonto Dikeh's 'Hi' in their first match:
"Bring back the Vuvuzelas!" -match survivors