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Lisaflex:
Lukin 4 a means 2 kill me? luk no further, jes put me 2geda wt sm1 who snores on a bed n i'm soooo dead!

how come you are still alive? Never met someone who snores, right? So how come you know it can kill you?

Some girls can style sha. Especially the ones that are likely guilty.

Shugaryme:
Everybody? Well, I don't do it at all

*endorses claim with stamp*

A person knows that what he's doing is not right, yet he opens a thread asking for public opinion. What are you looking for? Encouragement?

RicKyRichards:
I beg to disagree. What if her skull is crooked on the other side?

lolz. True. People carelessly assume the two sides of human face are perfectly identical.

"Why do men get caught in their lies more often than women?" would have been a better question.

Ehya... See why it's good to plan your family? The man no get money for more than one room, yet e wan dey live like who dey flat and get e personal room. Poverty is bad mehn.

But wait o... N6,000 to feed two kids for a whole month? The judge sef.

Hmmm... This thread, now deserted, holds alot of history.

Big deal. At least one guy gets rejected everyday. They haven't flooded NL with threads yet.

A little hope is a little fire, yet a little fire can burn and hurt as much as it can shine, and it can grow. I know it's human to find something extra desirable because you can't have it. First things first, tell yourself that you can't have him and stop giving yourself hope. He wouldn't not change his mind and start to love you with all his heart, after rejecting. No such magic would happen. Move on.

He was honest enough to not string you along. That's one heartbreak avoided. Be grateful.

I would have loved to tell you that the rejection doesn't mean that you aren't good enough for him, but that it is because he isn't good enough for you... Blah blah... But I don't feel like lying today.

Maakhir:
Can you repeat that?

lol. This your pic reminds me of the moustache craze in 'A million ways to die in the West'

Smh...

See the way you said you just decided to be faithful for the first time to know how it feels, like it's no big deal, and like you are doing her a favour. Yet you expect her to be faithful because it's your right, and because she is mentally incapable of making a decision to cheat "to knw hw it feel."

It's a simple taste of your own bitter medicine. Swallow it or puke as you like. Cheating shouldn't be wrong ONLY when you are the victim.

Your hypocrisy is irritating

How does this look like walking on water? See the shadow na. She jumped, and is in the air.

If I'm snapped mid-air, I'd like the pic too.

Number 2 is beautiful.

Nothing creepy about abandoned places.

She should take her infatuated azz somewhere else then. The twins are married.

Momcherry:
If this kind of mail is sent to me, I won't even notice it till the 10 days had passed because it will be in my spam folder..

hehehe...

Lolz...

*picks comfortable seat in a certain hall in Zurich*

Stories. When a person loves, he/she loves for real. But there is barely any love in relationships these days. Sometimes some actually think they are in love when they aren't.

There are about as many runs girls as there are male players, if not more. When a girl has up to three bfs, which of them does she love for real?

I think this should be for serious relationships. People have different reasons for going into a relationship. A rat hardly ever enters or leaves a house through the same entrance with the human owner.

Nice...

However, love is not something you make yourself do. It's not a wristwatch you put on or take off at will. It's a natural reaction to what you perceive about the other person.

The expression "The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found" has poetic appeal but it isn't very practical.

Each one of us have qualities that we love in other persons. A relationship (especially marriage) depends on much more than just the effort of one person. The best you can do is try to look for and focus on the good, but if the bad is too bad, forget it, you cannot just make yourself ignore it. The bulk of the work involved in staying in love lies with the other person.

How would a woman learn to love a drunken brute who doesn't give a damn about her opinions? How would a man learn to love a nagging and self centered wife who constantly puts him down, even trying to go beyond verbal abuse into the physical?

So yes, while you may have to work hard to sustain love, FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON IS AN IMPORTANT FIRST STEP.

ProphetUdeme:
thats the perfect statistics, are u also among them?

statistics from where? Saying what you don't know when you know you actually don't know, ruins the essence of your whole talk. The Church-going population of guys in Nigeria and NL isn't even up to 70%, much less 95%.

Wooing with Bible passages is lame anyway. It's like going to do farm work with a three-piece suit on.

Smh... In church sef. Must you people even date every person you like?

Anyway, look at it this way. You are a ball. Other guys are balls. The key to being easily noticed is having a different size or colour. If the others are all white, be blue, or red or even black. Do not do what the average lovesick dude would do. You already have her attention though, but you haven't left any remarkable impression.

First things first, stop calling five times a day. Let her miss your attention a bit and wonder why. Stir her curiosity and you can get into her head.

95% of guys? Who counted?

brushstrokes:
hello....

where have you been? Been... Em... 'Ages' doesn't even do it justice.

Shugaryme:


How are you?

never felt better. You know why

brushstrokes:
op is looking for me

hey...

Shugaryme:
Bestie where are you?

*appears from thin air*
I'm here sugar

Shugaryme:
Lol...

Remember and say it

ok, I remember

Not often. Usually at partings or when already away from the others, on phone and all. But to waka go meet them just talk am...

My own future family would be different sha.

*trying to remember*

It's upbringing sha.

Lol. Bro, I think you should do what she said. Get a crab and cut it, send her the video.

Tell her you'd do anything for her... Then ask her out again

Don't blame them, they were scared of whatever ailment could make a fine boy become ugly. You weren't complaining when they flocked around your looks, and not your intellect, why complain now?

How does your story even make them shallow?