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Food › Re: Naija Man Makes The Best Okra Soup In Brazil! (pix) by ObalendeCMS: 11:01pm On Nov 18, 2022
Exactly the way I cook - “add am together, give me the answer” kind of arrangement. And most times it comes fine, but I still cherish a woman cooking my meal. There is this “touch” they add to the taste of the food.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Beautiful Lady I Met At Ikeja by ObalendeCMS: 10:10pm On Nov 18, 2022
Nice one. Interesting and encouraging!!
Romance › Re: Anytime I See Nigerian Men, I Get This Strange Urge. Is It Normal? by ObalendeCMS: 9:31pm On Nov 18, 2022
siofra:
grin grin grin

I'm a virgin, I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay o
Romance › Re: Anytime I See Nigerian Men, I Get This Strange Urge. Is It Normal? by ObalendeCMS: 9:27pm On Nov 18, 2022
siofra:
I feel like beating any Nigerian man that I see, even on the streets. I have so much rage in me that I feel the overpowering urge to beat them to nonsense.

Even here on nairaland and other social media platforms, I feel like strangling all the men I see (apart from a few men like Johnny Drille and Doctor Mike)

Please is this normal?
Romance › Re: Anytime I See Nigerian Men, I Get This Strange Urge. Is It Normal? by ObalendeCMS: 9:24pm On Nov 18, 2022
Babe, it’s normal.

I remember my x always trying to hurt me at times.

Sometimes she’d just be biting me while crying and hitting me at the same time.

Sometimes, she’d stare at me for few minutes and just confess that she wants to fight me and if dem born me well I should beat her.

I’d just keep begging her and promising her The whole world while I’m using style to “pet” (touching her breast, waist & yan$h) her slowly and very subtly.

Before you know it, I’m in between her velvet smooth, light skinned, thick thighs, angrily and wickedly pumping her tight black hairy puccy.

After she cum like this and her body don come down, come see kneeling and begging like winch, with face like bad pikin wey don fkup.

I later got to know she was suffering from a mental illness called bipolar disorder.

It takes a special kind of guy to cure that una crase. I only hope you find one.

Love you, Siofra
Crime › Re: Man Catches His Pregnant Wife Sleeping With Pastor On Their Conjugal Bed(Video by ObalendeCMS: 9:03pm On Nov 18, 2022
Whoemen , why are you people always like this?

Can one one of you please give an explanation why you people behave in such a way that puts you and your lover in danger?
Romance › Re: "This Is Super Natural": Lady Shows Off Beautiful Marks On Her Body by ObalendeCMS: 8:51pm On Nov 18, 2022
I have this feeling I might get scared being with her. cheesy
Politics › Re: Breaking: Tinubu Exposed With Proof by ObalendeCMS: 8:43pm On Nov 18, 2022
Please this man, tinubu should really be dragged and every effort to get him into aso rock should be frustrated & sabotaged. This generation of Nigerian youths need to know the truth and know that the time is now and any chance of not getting it right this time will be highly devastating and regretted in the coming future. I feel bad that a man with a questionable character and identity is about to be entrusted with the destiny and future of generations to come. I wish we can get it done right here and now. There should be No chance for a man like tinubu to be allowed to rule a complex and highly volatile country like Nigeria. The situation on ground at the moment requires a man with a right frame of mind; physically healthy and alert and one that upholds moral values. WE THE YOUTH VEHEMENTLY REJECT TINUBU!!!!!!!!!
Family › Re: Man Caught His Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Pastor On Their Matrimonial Bed by ObalendeCMS: 1:39pm On Nov 18, 2022
sharpwriter:
When Fela sang Suffering and Smiling, I didn't get it much as a young boy I only enjoyed the melody and saxophone tinz. When I grew and I listened better, there was a place he said, "pastor's house, na hin dey fine pass."
He also said Pope na enjoyment, Imam na igbaladun, Archbishop na miliki. Etc.

The man had great insight and could see the evil behind the mask of religion and some of these fake religious leaders.

Now, many people just see him as a smoker and trouble maker, but he's one of the greatest speakers of truth we've ever had. Imagine singing such a song in the 70's. It means religious circles don dey scam us tey tey. Some elders are just realizing this in the years 2000's cheesy grin

As for Cele pastors, dem like sex well well and very notorious too cheesy
I’m actually listening to a fela mixtape atm cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Total Public Debt Stands At $151.3 Billion In June 2022 - Nairametrics by ObalendeCMS: 1:38pm On Nov 18, 2022
Wetin happen to the loot wey efcc recover?
Romance › Re: Lady With Massive Backside Teases Guys With Her W£apon; Would You Like? by ObalendeCMS: 12:39pm On Nov 18, 2022
Wicked!
Family › Re: Man Caught His Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Pastor On Their Matrimonial Bed by ObalendeCMS: 12:13pm On Nov 18, 2022
A very close friend of mine that we do lots of “sh!ts” together and discussed virtually anything together, back then in school, once told me how he walked in and met another man banging his mom in their sitting room, when he was way very young. He later got to know that the man was one of the prophets of the cele church they attended. We were having a smoking session and discussing about women and their “ways”.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Portugal: International Friendly. (0 - 4) On 17th November 2022 by ObalendeCMS: 9:39pm On Nov 17, 2022
Spoilt 66 & u3.5. I’ve lost hope in this country
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 7:56pm On Nov 17, 2022
Portugal go beat Nigeria o
Crime › Re: JOS: Mother Of Two Reportedly Kills Maid For Masturbating by ObalendeCMS: 6:13pm On Nov 17, 2022
Ibo whoemen are heartless to their maids or house help, but will pamper their children like no tomorrow. Male & female savages.
Romance › Re: How I Flee From A Typical Entitled Nigeria Girl by ObalendeCMS: 5:23pm On Nov 17, 2022
marlow1962:
Most don’t know how to communicate, that’s for sure. One message me Hi, I replied and the chat died there.
It’s stressing and can be “traumatizing” at times, that you don’t want a repeat. I barely engage a Nigerian girl unless I want smash. And I make it known from the onset. Some will play along and I just get “bored” & move on to the next slut. But I rarely engage them.
Romance › Re: How I Flee From A Typical Entitled Nigeria Girl by ObalendeCMS: 5:10pm On Nov 17, 2022
I can’t & won’t date a Nigerian girl. Only hit & run.
Politics › Re: Burial Of Sobur Olayiwola Olawale Omititi Who Died At APC's Rally In Jos (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 3:55pm On Nov 17, 2022
mediclife1987:
Na me say make you too no benefit? Abemi mo batiya eh je?
Oloribu Omo...
Continue.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Report To My Boss? by ObalendeCMS: 11:29am On Nov 17, 2022
Timekeeper:
jealous dt sumone is doing what is not fair. If she will be paid on part time, e for even better but collectiing full time is a no no

if u say jealous, den no problem. but i know it is unfair and i will stop it

He left our work because he said it will not help him and the new work will help him, so why still coming once or twice in a week and be expected to collect full time money
It’s alright, bro. We will be okay las las
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Report To My Boss? by ObalendeCMS: 11:14am On Nov 17, 2022
Are you jealous he’s “smart” enough to work 2 jobs?
Romance › Re: I gave A Cultist My Number And I'm Scared by ObalendeCMS: 11:00am On Nov 17, 2022
But you like davido and burna...
Business › Re: Efe Ejere's Mother's Burial: Obi Cubana, 36 Pals Squad, Others Storm Delta by ObalendeCMS: 9:21am On Nov 17, 2022
Rubbish!
Politics › Re: Burial Of Sobur Olayiwola Olawale Omititi Who Died At APC's Rally In Jos (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 9:09am On Nov 17, 2022
thecommunist:
ha!!!!! Not neccesary man. Don't allow politics to make you into some heartless beast.
Alright sir.
Politics › Re: Burial Of Sobur Olayiwola Olawale Omititi Who Died At APC's Rally In Jos (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 9:08am On Nov 17, 2022
mediclife1987:
It's not far fetched, it's simply because you're good for nothing...
Good for nothing like you, tinubu and the “wise man that died at the backyard of a foolish man. Continue! Nemesis is coming for all of you that benefit from this evil government. Awon wèrè!
Politics › Re: Burial Of Sobur Olayiwola Olawale Omititi Who Died At APC's Rally In Jos (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 9:06am On Nov 17, 2022
Successlane:
Pretend to be human, even though, we know you are not born to be,
Mad man! I’m a closet misanthropist; I don’t care if you die same way for a sh!tty cause, like campaigning for apc.
Politics › Re: Burial Of Sobur Olayiwola Olawale Omititi Who Died At APC's Rally In Jos (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 9:03am On Nov 17, 2022
WithFact:
It'll good for you too one day. Death hang on everyone kneck
Supporters of failure! I guess you like to die that way!
Travel › Re: Relocating To Kenya Next Month For Greener Pasture by ObalendeCMS: 10:12pm On Nov 16, 2022
Y! Boys full Kenya
Romance › Re: "Boss Lady" – Baby Girl Spotted Wearing Long Wig And High Heels by ObalendeCMS: 9:46pm On Nov 16, 2022
That’s what they are created for.
Politics › Re: Burial Of Sobur Olayiwola Olawale Omititi Who Died At APC's Rally In Jos (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 9:23pm On Nov 16, 2022
I don’t know why I feel like typing “good for him”.
Politics › Re: Ngọzi Okonjo Iweala Met With President Xi by ObalendeCMS: 1:14pm On Nov 16, 2022
I love her gèlè trademark. African woman indeed.

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