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BusinessRe: Cadbury Introduces New Product – Bournvita Biscuit by ObalendeCMS: 9:59pm On Nov 21, 2022
E go dey okay since it’s a new product. I’ll like to sample am before dem reduce the quality. I like chocolate.
RomanceRe: “I Regret Quitting My Bank Job In Nigeria” – Nigerian Lady In Dubai by ObalendeCMS: 9:24pm On Nov 21, 2022
La click; la fólępòn smiley
CrimeRe: Woman Stabs Her Husband To Death In Rivers (Photos) by ObalendeCMS: 9:20pm On Nov 21, 2022
Awww.... too bad.

The way I use style dey fear naija girls nowadays.

I’m so scared of them that I relate with them like when you are trying to catch a snake barehanded.

There’s one single mother of 2 young boys of 4 & 2 years old beside our shop that I once flirted with & it was like we were going to get down, but I just changed my mind and decided not to do it again, using a slight disagreement I had with her and her mother as an excuse not to relate with them anymore.

The way the babe dey look me since then na like make she “kill” me or we “finish what we have started”.

I don already zero my mind on top the babe.
HealthRe: Lagoon Of Death: Fears, Concerns As Many Nigerians Take To Suicide by ObalendeCMS: 9:02pm On Nov 21, 2022
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Need Any Religion - Wole Soyinka by ObalendeCMS: 5:10pm On Nov 21, 2022
Interesting!!!!

I’m slowly evolving from being an agnostic Christian to being an atheist.

I believe in mythology also and how it can have and has had an impact on our existence as a “set of people”. E.g: Oduduwa , Eledumare & co.

I will prefer that (African religion) to other religion if indeed I really “need” religion.
HealthRe: Lagoon Of Death: Fears, Concerns As Many Nigerians Take To Suicide by ObalendeCMS: 4:43pm On Nov 21, 2022
Ayo13945:
About Mermaids

So saying, he began to show me some of the curiosities of the laboratory,
which contained many strange things.


Of some of those I had read in books on alchemy; others were entirely new to me. At last we came to a closed shrine, and my curiosity led me to ask what it contained.


"Oh!" answered the monk, "this shrine contains some powders for fumigations, by the aid of which a man may see the Elemental Spirits of
Nature."


"Indeed!" I exclaimed. "Oh, how I should like to see these lovely spirits! I have read a great deal about them in the books of Paracelsus; but I never
had an opportunity of seeing them."


"They are not all of them lovely," said the monk.

"The Elementals of earth have human forms.
They are small, but they have the power to elongate their bodies. These gnomes and pigmies are usually ill-humoured and cross; and it is just as well to leave them alone, although sometimes they become very good friends of man, and may even show him hidden treasures and mines.


The Elementals of air, the sylvans, are of a more agreeable nature; still we cannot rely upon their friendship.


The salamanders, living in the element of fire, are ugly customers, and it is better to have nothing to do with them.

But the nymphs and undines(water spirit) are lovely creatures, and they often associate with man."






"I wish I could see those beautiful water-sprites," I said; "but I am inclined to believe that they belong to the realm of the fable.


For many years, accounts given by seafaring men spoke of mermen and mermaids, which they insisted on having seen at a distance.


They said that those people were like human
beings, of whom the upper part resembled a man or a woman, while the lower part of their body was a fish.


They told great stories about their beauty, their waving hair, and how finely they could sing; and they called them sirens, because it was said they could sing so well that men who heard their voices would become oblivious of everything else but their songs.


At last, such a siren was caught; and it proved to be nothing else than a curious fish of the species called Halicore catacca, which at a distance may be mistaken for a man, on account of its colour, and which barks somewhat like a dog.

Perhaps those undines and nymphs are also nothing but fishes."




"This is a most erroneous opinion, my dear sir," answered the monk. "The halicore is a fish; but the nymphs and undines are Elemental spirits of
nature, living in the element of water, being, under ordinary circumstances, invisible to man, and not being able therefore to be caught in this manner.




'They are almost like human beings, but far more ethereal and beautiful; and under certain circumstances they may be seen by man.


They may even attain a permanent material form and remain on land; and a case is even known in
which a certain Count Stauffenberg married such a nymph on account of her beauty and lived with her for more than a year, until some stupid theologian frightened him by telling him that his wife was a devil.


The count at that time had fallen in love with some good-looking peasant-girl, and so the
interference of the preacher was welcome, and he took this as a pretext to drive his true wife away.


But she revenged herself; and on the third day after his second marriage the count was found dead in his bed. These nymphs are very beautiful. They are strong in love, and are constant; but they are also said to be very jealous."



The more the monk spoke about the water-nymphs, the stronger grew my desire to see them. I asked him to put me in communication with those beautiful spirits; but he made all sorts of excuses, which, however, only served still more strongly to excite my curiosity.




"We are living here in this sinful world, and ought not to meddle with the inhabitants of another.
We are all sinners and liable to succumb to
temptations.


These water-nymphs are continually seeking to be united with men, and they have good reason for it, because they have no immortal souls.


Becoming united with man they form a link with his soul, and thus partake of his immortality."

"Why, then," I exclaimed, "do you hesitate to conjure these beings? I would only be too happy to convey the gift of immortality to one of these beautiful spirits.

Moreover, I would consider this as an act of charity and duty, and if such a nymph should insist upon marrying me, I can see no reason why I should object if she were amiable.

Besides, it would be quite an extraordinary thing to have a water-nymph for a wife."


"They are not only very amiable," said the monk, "but they are also very obedient to their husbands.

Such a water-nymph has no will of her own; she
regards her husband as her saviour and god, never contradicts or scolds him, but is always ready to obey his commands, fulfil his wishes, and gratify his desires.



She is very modest in her demands, needs no luxuries, and requires nothing except occasionally a short excursion to the seashore, which will cause you no expense whatever, because she has her own method of travelling."



I could restrain myself no longer, and earnestly begged the monk to make a fumigation with the mysterious powder.

At last, he consented.
Interesting read! Please what is the title of the book that this your quote was excerpted from?

Thanks.
RomanceRe: When I Visited Xvideo Website, My Respect For Nigerian Girls Reduced Drastically by ObalendeCMS: 3:49pm On Nov 21, 2022
Louis8796:
Na where u see am?
I stumbled upon it. I was depressed watching it, bro.
TravelRe: Pop Cola A Lebanese Locally Produc Drink While Nigerians Are Japaning To The Uk by ObalendeCMS: 9:26am On Nov 21, 2022
jimpix11:
What is this stupidity about accumulating wealth all abouthuh This is why Nigeria will never work.

Tinubu has accumulated wealth..
Obi has accumulated wealth
Shettima has accumulated wealth
Go to clubs in lagos and Abuja, you will see guys and girls that have accumulated wealth..

How does this benefit thr average Nigerian?

Have you seen Obalende and Ikoyi?

Everyone wan accumulate wealth leading to Greed.

If you accumulate wealth in Finland, uk, Canada the government will take from you and give the needy. That's a balanced society

I used 3M to RUN from Nigeria in 2017 and I will never regret that decision.
Sir! I’m here, Sir. I heard you call my name.
RomanceRe: I Have A New Baby But Scared by ObalendeCMS: 9:09am On Nov 21, 2022
Damn! One of my greatest fear atm be that. Born for this kind economy situation/buhari regime, without solid financial background?

God forbid!

@Op, I hope you find help that you are looking for. Please, endeavor to secure the future and well being of that babyGIRL.


May God help you.
PhonesRe: Donald Trump & His Reinstated Twitter Account: See What Musk Posted by ObalendeCMS: 8:55am On Nov 21, 2022
amaka4obiiiie:
Who run the world? Girlssss
FATALITY!!!!
PoliticsRe: Picture Of The Day. Seyi Tinubu. by ObalendeCMS: 7:47am On Nov 21, 2022
This guys should be very ashamed of their parents, not trying to follow in their fathers’ footsteps. Well, the child of a snake is a ....
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Wear Beads On Their Left Leg? by ObalendeCMS: 12:49am On Nov 21, 2022
chim14:
Its very common in Lagos espercially Lekki/Ajah axis to see girls wearing beads or chain on their left leg.

What does it mean, is it some sort of talisman or something?

Am curious to know what u guys think.
Some girls will even use cele cross.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Rushed To Hospital Over Leg Fracture - Daily Nigerian by ObalendeCMS: 9:32pm On Nov 20, 2022
GracedVictory:
She no wan campaign for Tinubu
FoodRe: Naija Man Makes The Best Okra Soup In Brazil! (pix) by ObalendeCMS: 9:14pm On Nov 20, 2022
aktolly54:
there is no special touch a woman add to food, learn the procedure then you ARE GOOD TO GO. BEST chef in the world might not necessary be a woman . Some woman dey cook nonsense while some men sabi
You are very right, Sir. I will improve on my cooking skills.

Btw, I like to cooksmiley
RomanceRe: Man Shot And Killed For Having Sex With Thug Wife ( Graphic) by ObalendeCMS: 3:16pm On Nov 20, 2022
Jameszinchenkov:
It is what it is
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
https://mobile.twitter.com/roy_flinch/status/1594226753181974528
Please, anywhere else I can watch the video. I hate going to Twitter. Yes! I hate Twitter.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widow, Intercepts Cocaine In Footwears At Lagos Airpor by ObalendeCMS: 3:07pm On Nov 20, 2022
VEHINTOLAR:
Oniranu,criminal from hell ! Adojutini,olojukokoro omo ale jajtijati ! Mtchew,"business woman" indeed ! Send the idiot and the other criminals to the gallow now !
The mommy fk. With an already booming business in Lagos Island. Na show off she wan do this Xmas and new year. I hate when parents, especially mothers do shameful stuffs like this.

Well, na them be the forerunner of hookup and birthers of cultists. Check her children and their lifestyle.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widow, Intercepts Cocaine In Footwears At Lagos Airpor by ObalendeCMS: 3:02pm On Nov 20, 2022
BJanta:
Muslims sabi chop cocaine.
Cocaine dey okay, bro. But in limited and supervised usage. I’ve seen a picture a fbi/cia was using during a very tough investigation.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widow, Intercepts Cocaine In Footwears At Lagos Airpor by ObalendeCMS: 2:57pm On Nov 20, 2022
Treasure17:
Better be caught in Nigeria than in Saudi cause Abike will feign ignorance.
Abike no send them.
RomanceRe: My Aunt In Nigeria Stopped Liking My Photos by ObalendeCMS: 2:53pm On Nov 20, 2022
Mama, no worries. Nigeria people with their jealousy, grudges and dirty looks. You seem to care about people’s opinion. It’s not healthy. I like you, though. You have a soft and pure heart.
RomanceRe: The Most Beautiful Albino You'd See In Nigeria by ObalendeCMS: 2:20pm On Nov 20, 2022
Please albino porn dey? I want to check something .
SportsRe: Qatar Vs Ecuador: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (0 - 2) On 20th November 2022 by ObalendeCMS: 2:18pm On Nov 20, 2022
Tonytonex:
are you sure about this?
No carry Qatar straight win o. South American countries sabi ball too and defense na their style. I doubt there will be much goals, though. U2.5
FoodRe: My Simple Recipe For Roasted Chicken by ObalendeCMS: 2:13pm On Nov 20, 2022
mariahAngel:
So, you leave church wey suppose go, dey chyke abi? cheesy
She’s my friend, ma smiley
FamilyPlease Dispose Of Properly. by ObalendeCMS(op): 2:01pm On Nov 20, 2022
Do not recycle.

RomanceRe: When I Visited Xvideo Website, My Respect For Nigerian Girls Reduced Drastically by ObalendeCMS: 1:53pm On Nov 20, 2022
Evolutionlove:
Those pregnant ones are mostly "Surrogacy Contract" and sometimes "Factory Babies Production"..
So what happens to the unborn child?
RomanceEnd Of Discussion by ObalendeCMS(op): 1:50pm On Nov 20, 2022
CAN DISCUSSION PLEASE CONTINUE?

HealthRe: Photo Of Oko Poly Student Who Committed Suicide Over Failed Relationship by ObalendeCMS: 12:06pm On Nov 20, 2022
Foolish simpLE minded boy. You no die better
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy In Tears As She Finally Engaged By White Man Boxer Taylor (video) by ObalendeCMS: 10:55am On Nov 20, 2022
This girl go stubborn gan. She needs a “strong” man to handle her stubbornness.
RomanceRe: Don't Listen To Your Parents. by ObalendeCMS: 10:35am On Nov 20, 2022
I barely “listen” to my parents, especially my mom. She has made worst decisions of my life for me. In fact she helped slowed my pace in life; I resent her so much & she knows it. We barely see eye to eye. Sometimes, I feel so much 8 for her that I’ve decided to render her “personal non grata” later in the future. Same with most women in my family. I think most African parents are horrible at parenting; selfish jealous and greedy. With their helicopter parenting style, they think they are great parents. Young man, if you want to marry, look at your woman’s mother.
RomanceRe: When I Visited Xvideo Website, My Respect For Nigerian Girls Reduced Drastically by ObalendeCMS: 10:28am On Nov 20, 2022
Adexgentle005:
So I was reading this journal and I came along this page about Nigerian girls during runs both short and overnight hookup. The page listed some of the top websites.

So I visited xvideo, my goodness come and see what our girls are doing for money. This porn business is really booming.

party and sex orgys with their faces. Sex in the ass, girls swallowing cum and the rest…Don’t be surprised to see your loyal girlfriend on xvideo.
You never see naija pregnant porn? I don almost lose hope for naija girls. Just smash and move on.

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