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Open a betking shop; sell phone accessories in same shop & still have a pos there. Money from bet and phone accessories to pay for pos. I fit still dey sell light snacks in show glass with cold drinks. I go need like 2 workers though.

That’s how my aunt will be confusing her only four years old boy that it is “warrer” instead of “water.

jimmychang:
Shut up gee,nothing concern your story with this one.Nigga wan feel among.If you be good person dem for allow you stay.Now you want to exactly revenge on some innocent boy.Guy you no be good person.

Every child within his age range goes through that phase he’s going through. What he needs is a little more support and some for of reprimand. I may not be good to you but I’m better to someone else & I’m best to myself. Me, first.

Unago C. Shege

Eeyah! That’s good. God will feed them. Unago C. Shege

Won’t make sense; doing more harm than good. Death to all scammers!

Family problem. Nothing consign me. Some People (same family) advised my aunt to send me away back then because they (not my aunt) couldn’t use me as a slave in their newly opened business venture. After 9 years, my aunt use style to draw me back close to her because the same people that told her to send me away desserted her and now she wants her 4 year old adopted son to familiarize with someone in the family so that he won’t be lonely and discriminated against amongst family members. Now is pay back time and I’m really letting her know that no level for her and her adopted son for my side. Better she returned the boy to the rightful parents. I hate the way whoemen act irrationally without thinking about the outcome of their decision. Spits

Someone’s father...

I wonder the orientation of these guys’ fans. Most Nigerian artist are overhyped.

Scam!!!! Even those whoemen (probably their wives) sitting there knows it.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Scam!

We know the drill! It’s a PDP drill that Obi imported into Labour Party. They seek sympathy through every available Avenue. Don’t be surprised Peter will start buying Ponmo/Kanda by the roadside.

Peter Fayose of Ekiti did better than this!

I don’t know why people named “Peter” in Nigeria are always criminally minded.

Peter Fayose
Peter Obi
Peter Okoye


They are very good with impersonation and drawing fake sympathy

“What is in a name?”

Samueltemi337:
Arsenal will not win any trophy this season


they won't win at Wolves too


avoid that game

I no really trust arsenal like dat. I just dey use half mind carry dem.

1x

Candidlady:
Ihave friends in Lagos
Your monicker is a place in Lagos




Dad is Hausa mom is Igbo

Okay now.

Remind me of good old days; my dad and our neighborhood in Agege back in late 80’s & early 90’s.

Blessedmercy8:
It's like it's only sunny Ade you know. TV

My dad bought the whole album of Sina peters that year.

I loved all the tracks in that album.
His daughter Toyin was my elder sisters set and my senior in Aunty Ayo girls comprehensive sec school ikoyi back then. She later died.

We also had obey commander. Omo Araye.

Keteke'n lo lofo,
baba kpelu Omo re
won lo, won lo..

hahahahaha...

Who also remember this song. When the going is smooth and good many many people will be your friend " by Williams Onyeabor? mehn.. let me go and listen to it

Timaya sampled that song by Williams Onyeabor. I remember I always had the song played in my head but didn’t know the lyrics not the singer. Guess what? Classic played it one Saturday afternoon when I was doing laundry. I almost went crazy.

My younger sister died peacefully in her sleep a week to Christmas. She was not ill or anything, though she was SS. I believe those that die in their sleep is as a result of lucid dream. They just control their spirit to “float” away, especially when they see a place that catches their fancy in the dream. I might be wrong though

advanceDNA:
Ur uncle dey whine you

No, bro. His bigger than that. He just no wan make am priority ni and me I need the cash seriously and I don’t want to seen as too desperate or bugging. Plus, he’s very busy.

Interesting!

Candidlady:
Iwas expecting this

How do you know she is igbo


You this Lagos tout

I guessed and I’m right. Igbo girls are synonymous with such requests.

Btw, are you an ibo girl and....

How do you know I’m a Lagos tout?

ericuzor:
you be big fool did she say her tribe..

No, I’m not. I guessed because girls from that side are synonymous with requests such as this.

Na ibo girl. Na dem their eyes dey always chook for stuffs like this.

Definitely, a Nigerian guy from that other side. They will soon come for una again in SA.

Igbo girl.

Johnny4you:
Obalende begger, shameless ful

Òdè. Can’t even spell correctly.

OgwuEgo:
Yes please

Can I drop Id too, bro?

Abeg who fit do remix of this game: 3269RL7? Someone posted the game here.

My uncle in Europe wants to send me some money but he’s claiming he doesn’t have naira but euro. It’s been about a month now and I seriously need the money. Please how can I get him to send the euro into my bank account, here in Nigeria?

I will stick to the love of my life; ‘Rijuana. You & your untrained children can have all that.

“ Inna fields of marijuana that is my playground
I love you Mary Jane!
You're the prettiest of flowers, girl me can't complain
When I'm with you I feel so high I rise above the rain
And you no do people damage, like that bitch cocaine, no
And leave them lonely, feeling only pain
Cause your DNA is of the highest strain
Your effect is so potent, it's so insane
You so gummy and sticky like a plasticine
When me grind out your body, only stems remain
And to love you is so risky, I might get detained
You always keep me flying on the highest plane
And anybody know, will always proclaim.”

Oesophagus99:
Yoruba and fleeing ehn?

You want police to nab them?

“I no dey there” na 20-25k o

Used punpun.

pansophist:
If I catch you eh, I swear I go give you an uppercut.

The truth be say animals are part of our diet an initio. In fact, it’s like it’s imprinted in our dna.