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Sorry bro. You must be highly traumatized. Hopefully, you beloved parents will return home safe.

I’m really sorry

Reason why I 8 beer. Strictly brandy or cognac. I go even manage jedi

jubrilELsudan:
HE GOT BILLIONS FROM INTERNATIONAL DONATIONS AFTER HE WENT VIRAL

PERSON WEY NO FIT EVEN AFFORD TO BUY BREAD AND BEANS BEFORE

ALL NA FORMAT....HE DON DROP AM SEY HE NEED SURGERY CAUSE HIM KNOW SEY LATER IN FUTURE PEOPLE GO DRAG AM SEY HE DON CHOP MONEY .....SO HE AND HIM FOLLOWERS GO REFERENCE THIS BROADCAST WEY HIM DO AS PROOF SEY AFTER ALL SO SO AND SO TIME BEFORE.... HE EVEN ANNOUNCE AM SEY HIM NEED TO BUY NEW HIP


TOMORROW NA KIDNEY TRANSPLANT HIM GO SAY HIM NEED

Thanks bro. All these overnight millionaires/billionaire sef.

*hisses*

I’ve gone to check the guy story on Wikipedia. I swear I no dey inspired. Seems like an opportunist to me.

My opinion, though.

Laughing horse

jubrilELsudan:
HIM DON DEY USE FORMAT TAKE EMBEZZLE THE MONEY WEY DEM GIVE AM FOR HIM CHESS IN THE SLUMS FOUNDATION

TOMORROW NA SPINAL CORD REPLACEMENT HIM GO SAY HIM NEED TO DO

How the guy take get money? Do you have an idea about his net worth?

The way he’s talking I no even understand.

Gosh!

That baby will be traumatized for life.

She’ll keep having flashing images of how she was crying helplessly beside the body of someone who’s likely her mom.

Damn! I pity children so much.

Catch them young like yankee.

Hardy123:
I was about sending you 50k but a look at your profile made me change my mind. You seem to be a career beggar.

Bro, I need just 10k. Please

timesuploaded:
These people (celebrities) are not relevant. They are all gatekeepers of global capitalism and that includes sportsmen. They are paid and pampered by the capitalists class to keep poor people dancing and distracted. They have no economic power. They are all slaves

“Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt” - Juvenal

Wealthbrain22:
Since I was little I have hardly made friends because I realized early in life I was a target to society. From an early age they put a scar in my forehead because “they liked me so much” and till date that scar is still there. I grew up knowing I was a target because of my natural goodlooks.

I never made lots of friends because i became scared of people and their intentions. Anytime I was in the midst of my friends, I looked better than everyone facially and everyone always tried to make subtle fun of me just to bring down my “ego” and I was very quiet so I don’t know which “ego” they tried to bring down. Everyone in the group would always pick fun at me just because I looked better than them all and I would go home feeling so bad.

This continued into my early adulthood and the same happened in church and in school, I was always a target..everyone tried to be around me and when they do they start throwing shots at me to hurt my self esteem. After a while I stopped allowing anyone near me, I was very intentional about my circle and that’s when they labeled me “proud” and the hate grew worse.

Fast forward to now my thirties, I’m fairly rich and very comfortable and it’s the adults now who have picked up from where my childhood experiences stopped. I have a neighbor who comes to look for me 8 to 9 times everyday. I recently noticed anytime we are in public he notices how everyone tries to talk to me and be friendly with me and just completely ignores him. Now every time we are in public he tries to say hurtful things to me but I always rebuke him and put him in his place every time. Now I’m starting to get uncomfortable with the so called “friendship” and I’m thinking of blocking him off but this guy literally lives in the same compound as me. And the time I first blocked him off this man sent people to come beg me to forgive him.

I’m quite sure if I wasn’t so private people would have since poisoned or killed me just because they envy me. God is with me.

Please if you stand out of the crowd for your looks, success or intelligence , be very careful because almost everyone around you hate you but won’t show it except you’re smart enough to figure it out.

I’ve always experienced this from childhood.

Eriokanmi:
Our statements today should have been, Thank God the British left us alone, if we had had good leaders in various positions. Sadly, our leaders have proven beyond doubts that we can't govern ourselves successfully or lead our people to prosperity. ...its hecause we've never had the best leader in positions since independence. See what had been happening after 1960, same people fighting to grab power.

How can a leader carry what belongs to Nigeria and dump it in foreign banks? How many times had UK or USA dumped or hidden their money in our banks? We keep running to them on vacation, for schooling, for medical treatment, for money aides, for everything, when we have even much more than them? They're still returning the abacha loots till tomorrow. Too bad!

The foundation of Nigeria is not right at all. Anything that would make a Chinese leave their country must be about investment or business. Since I've been visiting disnyland in california, I've never sighted a Chinese on the line. They've made their country an earthly paradise. Thanks to their committed successive leadership. I wish Awolowo had backed off the relationship immediately after independence cos we had that opportunity. Our region would have been better for it today. But he too wanted to rule a united Nigeria, you see?

Awolowo really messed everything up especially for the Yorùbás. He was just too “greedy and over ambitious”.

More like a rich man with his wives but would still want to have another man’s; even a peasant’s wife.

BigYash:
But your politicians are worse,and they have succeeded in making you all slaves under them. If they tell you guys to lick ass,you lick without questioning . It became so bad now that the elections are close,to the extent that, you guys can't even differentiate between good and bad anymore.

Okay

BigYash:
Its not the country actually, it's actually the north. They sees the east, west and south as fools. All thanks to the yorubas for backing them and making it easier for them..

But some of your politicians frolic with them too.

It’s a pity in ekiti...

Blessedmercy8:
That's not fair. Tell me why you asked.

Seriously. I was just joking.

But me I like chicken a lot.

How are you tonight? I hope you had a great day.

JoeRizzla:
most of them saying they would handle it themselves †up there would spread legs like a rumour, collect the anointed prick and cum and give the the pregnancy to the innocent man at home.

Too bad

A friend back in school then told me how he walked in and met a man ban6ing his mom. He later found out the man was one of their cele pastors in their church.

LadyRosa:
I don't need to tell my husband.
My husband will be contacted by the police of how his wife broke her pastor's head

This your answer funny die, I swear.
You must be a thug wife.

LadyRosa:
I don't need to tell my husband.
My husband will be contacted by the police of how his wife broke her pastor's head

Ah! Deaconess ! A whole daddy g.o.

Remember, touch not my anointed & do my prophet no harm.

Blessedmercy8:
Not really.

Okay. I was just joking

I’m sure you are having a good day

Puccy don finally cheap for naija

Na to focus on getting this billi sure pass now.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

Blessedmercy8:
Why?

You shouldn’t use question to answer a question?

Do you like eating chicken?

Blessedmercy8:
I'll simply stop attending such church but will never tell hubby because some men have chicken brains and will always use it against you or even stop you from going to church altogether. So, I'll let it die a natural death because neither of us need it any ways.

Sorry to digress.

Do you like eating chicken?

I no watch the match o but e wan be like fixed one.

ahnie:
I cannot speak for sinach,but myself.i just told you what I would do.
I have learnt alot in marriage,its my 11th yrs in marriage,I just related my experience to you.
Not everything I tell my husband for my sanity sake,I m a very blunt person I hug you with the bitter truth you do not want to hear regardless of your position or status quo.

More reasons why I turned out this rugged and always handles my shits,laslas he go commend me say I try.

Interesting! Thank you for your time, I wish you a continued happy married life

ahnie:
Some stupid **dead brain** husbands would use it against you whenever there's some misunderstanding at home between you boths.


I handle my shit effectively,I m a lone warrior
I place you where you belong without blinking my eyes.
I kiss bye bye to that church immediately.

Sincerely, I appreciate your honesty. Ahnie.

What if you & your husband have invested so much in the growth of the so called church? Husband is a deacon while the wife is a lead chorister or in charge of the children’s department. For example, sinach of Christ embassy.

Adexgentle005:
I pity the poor in Nigeria.

...and the poor in Nigeria still dey breed up like rabbits at a high speed.

Imagine a guy here asking that he needs people to help offset the hospital bill for his new born.

Some men are trying. How will you stick your dicc up in when another man and even many men don dump enough of their sh!tty, smelly sperm in that horrid hole? I can’t fathom it.

Dirty, gold digging bimbo. Well, a one-eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

As for the old fool, when are you going to add another trophy wife?

That man of god, yes, daddy G.O, our daddy in the lord, the man that you and your family rever so much that you have decided to accord the honor which is meant for your husband, is “aggressively hitting” on you and using style to tell you that he wants to “sleep” with you.

Dear wifey, will you tell your husband or just let it slide because “pastor, na im dem respect pass...”?

That man of god, yes, daddy G.O, our daddy in the lord, the man that you and your family rever so much that you have decided to accord the honor which is meant for your husband, is hitting on you and using style to tell you that he wants to “sleep” with you.

Dear wifey, will you tell your husband or just let it slide because “pastor, na im dem respect pass...”?

Dmiller123:
Nairaland has turn to facebook wey carry bots put for every angles of facebook.

As we can all know now facebook is going down! Facebook olympus is falling down small, small.

I dnt know if anyone has seun contact, to tell him make he do it gently

Facebook don ban me tire. Now, dem don lose one customer. I barely go to Facebook for weeks and months sometimes. Now I’m no longer active there; just here.

Hassanmaye:
I have one single mother of three she used to call me More than 10x a day I run

Thank god you run. She for use billing and nagging humble you.

This girl I’m talking about is not necessarily after my money from the look of things, because she runs a store, monies dey come in from her late father’s properties and probably the father of her kids dey send money for am.

As a fine boy, She just want make we dey bonk and maybe get pregnant and hopefully it comes out as a girl, since she wants a daughter so she can “hang boots”.

But I don’t want to mate with her because of her mother. She’s a very bad woman and I’m scared of getting tied down by a mother of two as I’m just starting my life and still have a long way to go.

I believe she’s still hopeful that we are going to get down because at first, I was aggressively hitting on her and emotionally available for her.

She was treated badly by her children’s dad & his mom that she and the kids were in bad shape when her brother went to rescue her and brought her to their family house, which is the same property where we rented our shop. So we see virtually every day & gist.

Sometimes, I buy things for her kids and play with them. And sometimes I buy booze for her. She was so sure we were going to focc but I changed my mind and used a flimsy excuse to cut every relationship we had.

faithfull18:
It's so unreal, I have been eyeing this Irish potatoes one kain since I got it 2 days ago.

So, I needed a small quantity not for cooking.

I asked for the price of a paint bowl, the Mallam said it's #4000, half for #2000, I asked for #500 worth, Baba said he just pitied me by picking 5 rondorondo potatoes and packaged for me.

I then decided to buy #1000 worth, see what I got.

I didn't know it had gotten to this, is this how it is everywhere? Where can one get this in a large quantity with reasonable price in Lagos or surrounding states like Ogun etc. ??

Rondorondo indeed