₦airaland Forum

RoyalBlu:
This is so strange
Even in death, still gon be stressed into a final resting place.

Things are happening in this life o.


"Mandara Mountain and valley, Gwoza, Marghi, Pabbir/Bura, Höna, Higgi, Wagga, Wula, Vengo, Sukur, etc.

Where are these places located BTW?

Adamawa/Borno States.

latestupdate:
The Norwegian Refugee Council (NRC) is a non-governmental, humanitarian organization with 60 years of experience in helping to create a safer and more dignified life for refugees and internally displaced people. NRC advocates for the rights of displaced populations and offers assistance within the camp management, shelter, education, food security, legal assistance, and water, sanitation and hygiene sectors.

The Norwegian Refugee Council has approximately 5000 committed and competent employees involved in projects across four continents. In addition, NRC runs one of the world’s largest standby rosters -NORCAP, with 650 professionals, ready to be deployed on 72 hours’ notice when a crisis occurs.
NRC is looking for an Education Technical Assistant and Education Officer for our Area Office in Maiduguri, Borno State – Nigeria. The purpose of the Education Technical Assistant is to Implement NRC Education programme in line with NRC’s Education strategy.

Job description

Adhere to NRC policies, tools, handbooks and guidelines
Assist with the implementation of the programme portfolio according to plan of action
Prepare and develop status reports as required by management
Monitor and review the overall commodity movements such as project deliveries, storage, transport and distribution at the site and verify if the amounts received, distributed and losses have been properly recorded.
Supervise the distribution of project supplies at the project sites and ensure proper distribution of entitlements and verify appropriate entitlements are distributed to beneficiaries
Review document and processes which authorize distribution. Ensure that an approved procedure is followed in the registration and selection of beneficiaries and ensures that distribution list is accurately consolidated
Ensure timely supply of teaching learning and recreational materials in the schools
Support teachers and children to initiate activities in learning centres that meet the psycho-social needs of the displaced children and teachers.
In consultation with the Project officer and teachers facilitate the running of sports/recreational and psycho-social activities in learning centres
Lead in mobilization and sensitization of community members on importance of education in collaboration with Parent Teachers Association, local administration and the Ministry of education.
Carry out registration of learners in established communities and learning spaces in collaboration with local leaders, teachers and Parent Teachers Association.
Ensure schools and learning spaces NRC is working are safe for children. Protect children and all the project beneficiaries against any form of exploitation
Ensure Complains response mechanism is in place in schools and persons of concern receive feedback.
Qualifications

At least 1 year experience in similar positions
Education degree or similar field
Minimum of 2 years of teaching experience
Experience in budget management
Experience working with community at grass root level
Experience working in Ministry of Education system is preferred
High level English language proficiency (speaking, reading, writing)
Analytic and computer skills, including MS Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint, Access)
Knowledge of the context in North East Nigeria
Knowledge in Community Mobilization or related field.
Knowledge of the Local languages is an advantage.

For application, click here

https://ukaid.org/2018/07/01/fresh-vacancies-at-the-norwegian-refugee-council-nrc/

Are you sure this job isn't done and dusted?

ayindejimmy:
Do you mind those ppl?

I've never heard of herdsmen attack in Ondo, Ogun, Oyo and Osun o!
Those Garri sellers have Union and the union dictates the price to their advantage
If the government doesn't implement price, control we'll just continue to suffer.

I disagree. To a large extent, what's said by the man is true. But, of course, they also through their policy inflate the price of these goods. This is coupled with other unlisted inflationary conditions.

When marrying a virgin now becomes the exception instead of the rule. World. Destroyed.

OLAADEGBU:
Is there any biblical reason for Christian couples to file for divorce when there is the possibility of 'becoming brutalised or ending up dead'?

No. The only room for divorce in the bible is fornication. Albeit, seperation can occur in lieu of the potency of the possibility of injury or death occuring.

Ranchhoddas:
If you must spew feculent blather on the internet, you should at least learn to spell properly.

Chai!!! Why naa?

[quote author=Amelian post=49835652]Op. u want to divorce your wife who bore two healthy kids because she lied about age.? I swear u r not serious.. U want to divorce her before, fucvk this age thing u r saying.. She's fertile, she appears young, if not for certificates u won't have known..

My guy u no serious...
If u know since the day u were born, uv never lied before? Thru dating and now married to her, uv not lied at all... Then by all means go ahead and divorce.

But remember . Karma is waiting for u calmly later in life... Smhhh..

Dey divorce nah.

When men brag about divorce over little things it's so annoying.. So many women are prolly guilty of these? It seems so many people are supporting the woman to the chagrin of the laws guiding and guarding marriage and its sustaining laws. Top on that is :thou shall not lie to one another, before, during and after getting wed. It eat out trust the same way salt eat off worms. But Op, the only solution, ONLY I say, isn't divorce but forgiveness. I recourse to other intellectual previous and subsequent submissions. Ciao.

robedu:
I graduated quite early and at 22 i already had an okay job, my education was miraculously funded with the little meaner jobs i was doing from house girl to sale's girl, typist etc.

So when i had a job, i decided to help my other siblings both younger and elder ones get qualitative education, for 4 years i work solely to pay their fees, i had no savings, so finally last year the last one standing graduated and i thought i was going to breath fresh air.

One came to stay with me, my immediate elder brother, after his NYSC he started job hunting and couldnt get any, he came to me to explain that he wants to go into photography, that he will use that to establish himself since there are no jobs coming forth, i went ahead to buy expensive photo camera, photo light, printers and all sort of photography stuff for him. weeks pass, months pass without him making any good out of the photography business, i keep on advising him and all.

But early this year when my car started having issues, i decided to change the car, when he saw that i wanted to buy a new car, he came to me to explain that the photography business is not moving, and that i should buy a car that will be accepted in Uber, so he can be driving the car for Uber transport at the weekends when i will not be using the car, initially the car i wanted to buy wasn't uber spec, i wanted to get Lexus 350 or Prius, but because of the way he pleaded with me, i decided to buy camry 2010 which was uber spec so he can use it.

After i got the car, i taught him how to drive and he started driving the car during the weekend, later he came to tell me he can be using the car in the afternoon when i am at work then he will drop me in the morning and pick me up in the evening. this was the hardest part, i couldnt bear not having a car to move around for lunch or client meetings in the afternoon, then he begged me that if i allow him use the car in the day, in 6 months he will make enough money to buy his own car and leave me alone.

So i agreed to allow him use the car in the afternoon, it was the toughest decision have made in my life, I could no longer go for lunch except with one of my colleagues, i had to hire other uber taxi for client meetings, i couldnt have my life like before, but the troubled part was the fact that my brother became arrogant, to even take me to work with my own car became so difficult, he will hurry me to do quick let him drop me else he is going to leave me at home, he doesnt come to pick me anymore from work, i remember the day i had to wait till 11.30pm in the office because the rain was falling and he said i should just find my way, life became so difficult but i was going to bear it for the next 6 months.

But unfortunately, 3 months after he didnt come home that night but that was not the first time he will sleep out so i thought it was his usual ways, i use public transport that day to work, in the office one of his friend called that he had accident and the police said i should come, i went there and the DPO told me why i had to leave my car for somene who is so irresponsible, that he was so drunk last night when he ran into another car, he could not deny that he was driving under the influence of alcohol, i had to start begging the police who refuse to listen to our plea.

He was taken to court where i was ask to bail him out with 50,000, i spend alot of money trying to bury the case, then I had to pay all sort of damages before taking the two cars (the one he hits and my own) to repair, while all of these lasted my head was banging and i was really stressed.

After all of these the car is still being fixed at the mechanic workshop, my brother has not seen anything wrong in all he has done, no sorry whatsoever, instead he came to challenge me to hurry the mechanic to finish up repairs on time so he can start work.

I was thinking that i will not give him the car anymore, but my sister was begging i let go.

What do you think i should do.

You won't wait until he ruin you will you? Well, pray. Seek Godly elderly councel and pray again. Wisdom is profitable to direct you know.

SamAzing:
The University of First Choice and the Nation's Pride had the 6th edition of her annual debate championship.
Of the 24 teams representing all the school's faculties and College of medicine, only 4 made it to the final round to battle.
The Faculty of Education came 4th in the debate while the Faculty of Social Sciences came 3rd. With the faculty of Law clinging the 2nd position, the debate was won by the faculty of Business Administration.
Each of the two representatives of the Faculty of Social sciences went home with 75,000 each
While the Law representatives went home with 100,000 each.
The winners went away with 150,000 each and two laptops.
The Deputy Vice Chancellor of the University presented the PLAQUES and prizes to the finalists.
This is highly commendable even as we hope other Nigeria universities start seeing the need for engagements like this.

Plaques they are. Sopos it was a typo.

Uncleodi:
Ladies and Gentlemen.




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. This is one of the best articles I have read over here on NL. Merci beaucoup!

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

. I can tell you, it's not a great thing. Sincerely. Pictures can't easily be erased from minds.Except... sickness issues. But, my advice to you is to call him and explain to him in simple and plain language what sex is. Who it's meant for- husbands and wives...in this case you an his mum. Trust me, it ill help. Do not begin to paint a different picture of what was not to him. He may nod in agreement but will certainly have his mind developed albeit in the rong way. And more importantly, train him in the way of the Lord and... PRAY. Pray. Pray.

ChuzzyBlog:
See another @@ http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/12/hilarious-see-only-kind-of-traffic.html

Painfully, sorrowfully, and sadly close to the truth. But not all Nigerians, at least, not me.

[quote author=nairalander2015 post=40888161]Good day nairaland.
As I write this... I am depressed, simply depressed.. If suicide led to heaven mayb i would have been a victim.
Truly itz nt everyone who smiles that is happy.
MY story
I was born into a deeper life family 20yrs ago.. And I can say i regret being born into deeper life.. I would ave preferred been converted there than being born there.
My travails started in secondary school.. Wen i failed to attend a fellowship, my mum talked harshly, slapped me an said i was a dishes disgrace.. Just because i failed to attend a school fellowship.. And I knew that I wasn't a bad kid.. Jes the gentle type.. Since then it has been bad... When others celebrate their mum.. I can't.. I am as far from my parents as anything.. Jes because they are deeperlifers.. I can't seat comfortably with my parents.. Cos of principles. Next was the battle concerning trousers.. She woke me up one black night with a thundering slap over a slim trouser.. Imagine dat was @16.. I cried and cried dat day.. Dat God made a mistake borning me in deeper life... Jes because i walked with a girl.. She banned me from going out..
Even at a young age... Threatened me that she"ll disown me if I marry a lady who wears wigs, trousers.. Omg.. Now.. I am in the university.. I never want to go home. I hate home.. I am depressed.. So so depressed.. My dad didn't send me any cash for a month cos a friend told him I failed to attend a midweek service.. Imagine.. Yet i am not rebellious. I know fellow guys like me who had big problems with their children but they were rebellious.. But i am not
I feel depressed writing this.. Spirituality without love is a disaster.. Aw i wish i wasn't born to a deeper life's family.. Itz a curse.. I am tired.. Itz threat all the time. I am not close to my parents.. Imagine.. Seems i should just die.. I now see my mum as a enemy.. Anytime i see her i am sad.. Talks too much about simple things in a bad manner quoting Bible over needless things.. Watching ball outside is a sin.. Visiting friends is a nono.. Cos they are highly placed in the church.. Yet no one to share my burdens with.. So sad... Yet they think i am happy..i know many out there experience something similar but are helples.. Oh God have mercy on me.. Itz calamitous to be the child of a fanatic especially if you don't wanna be a fanatic also.... Advice pls.. What can I do? So so depressed.. Feel like dieing to be reborn elsewhere . hello... love to meet you. I'm a member as well. You can reach me ...08101767797. Could be o help. Expecting ur call.

KanwuliaJara:
Meaning what?
To take care of young woman and to take care of A GRUMPY, OOOOOLD WOMAN na de same?

If you dey find "slave" to buy, una nor sabi wia "baby farm" dey?

The girl is smart o!
Never start what you can't finish!

No ma,she's not smart. At all! You know what? You need to change your orientation if that's what it is.

Incredible you!

OZAOEKPE:
"PMB is BH, BH is PMB". Quote me anywhere.

Well,only important people are quoted, try and be one!

Gadaffii:
Ekiti people as known are hungry people. They don't care. They will still collect.

Do you have to insult a whole people to drive home your point? Unbelievable!

ladyF:
Once upon a time, there was a respected Leader in our country

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

I hope it won't be said,I hope we will henceforth have respected leaders in the country,I pray.

Squig:
Did you have doubts about your spouse before your wedding?

Did you meet someone amazing and you wanted him but decided to go ahead and marry your spouse?

How do you feel about the marriage now? Do you feel you did the right thing?

I'm in my mid 20s and I'm getting married next month, we've been together for almost 5years. He is the love of my life and I've never doubted my love for him or the fact that I wanted a family with him. He's got everything I want in a man.

The problem is we started having issues about 6 months ago, we stopped talking like before and we are completely disconnected now especially on my end but we're still going ahead with the marriage plan and I still want to marry him.

I met another guy I am really attracted to and we've been talking about a lot. He knows I am having issues with my man and I can't tell him we are planning to get married.

I'm having doubts about my man now, I'm confused, I feel I'll be happier with this new guy, I'm thinking it's lust but it's getting more complicated. Should I go on with the wedding?

Feel free to talk sense into my head, I need to hear hard truths.

Please read this from Punch newspaper. If after you still don't see anything, I doubt you really and actually needed an advice. But, severed relationship is far better than...if you're a Christian, you can't even divorce. The choice is yours,choose wisely. (www.punchng.com/health/healthwise/the-promises-of-promiscuity/)

seunmsg:
Ekiti people took to the streets of Ado Ekiti today to celebrate the victory of Governor Ayo Fayose at the supreme Court.

Pictures from an eye witness.

Look here, Ekiti ppl hv spoken! Let all of them go carry themselves togeda, Rememvber Ekiti parapo war? We no dey fear anybody!

hahn:
Lock them up. Throw the key away. Then burn down the prison

SATAN Be Gone!

uselessgoat:



BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED

Satan pickin you be ni?

MuguliciousMUGU:
It is not that oba akiolu does not have sense oo, it is just that the price of sense was very high and instead of him to buy the sense with high price, he went to the black market to buy the cheap sense, now see want cheap thing can do. Am still wondering if there is any difference between him and a psychiatric patient.


akiolu has been added to the english dictionary

akiolu - means to throw someone or something into the lagoon, especially the igbo tribe.

For example, the robbers akiolued the baby for no reason

the fishermen akiolued the fishing net and caught lots of fish

I really don't agree with you. Taken what he did is horrible...but do you have the insult right? I'm sure not!

Osahon7:
ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION WE CALL GYNECOMASTIA

Who is "WE " You say "They Call " pls! lol

Ishilove:
It's no big deal to me. He's my brother, for God's sakes. What am I hiding from him that he hasn't seen since we were kids?

. No ishi, Family upbringings defer, so what is permissible for the wife may be abborrent to the husband...and she's with a husband that should absolutely have an exclusive right to her body...at least if she's love being courteous and sees it as something.

holyokoto:
I noticed she is addressed as "Ms. Sonaiya". You mean she is not married or what? unmarried Woman is not a good example of a Democratic leader

She is happily married. Her husband is a Prof. of Agric in Oau.

sakaguchi:
[b] Story story!

Once upon a time, I had 2 dogs (male and female) who can't bark, don't bite, they don't do anything that other canines do. They run at the sound of gunshot or on sighting thieves. The thieves came in and sacked my community. They took my sandals away, they took my food away, they took my cars ways and stole all the books I bought for my kids.

10 dog years later, this two dogs birthed 2 puppies. This puppies became everything their dog parent never were. They backed at thieves, chase them out of my area, and protected me, my sandals, my food, and cars and the books from theft.

So happy by their birth, I sold the 2 dog parents to my envious neighbour.

My envious neighbour started spreading propagandas that my dogs are responsible for the constant attacks be thief in my community because all the while, my dogs are the first to scamper for safety on sighting thieves. That we must change dogs. That his dogs are better. That we must CHANGE. Then I laugh. Change has already arrived naturally. God changed the dogs and gave me newer dogs. If God says yes, who can say No? Gods change is everlasting.

Didactics.


My community= Nigeria
Me= PDP
My Sandals = Trains, rails and Good roads
The 2 useless dog parents= GMB, Tinubu, etc
The 2 effective dogs = GEJ, Akinwumi Adesina etc
My jealous neighbour=APC
My food= efficient fertilizer assisted grown Maize, Cassava etc
Cars =Innoson Cars
Books= Universities, Almajeri schools etc

Once again. God's change is the best. If God says Yes, who can say No or Broom? [/b]

your story is as ludicrous and tasteless as the person you are...

shortgun:
A born-again Christian should not be on Instagram

Really? How?

Xbabangida:
Only in africa.

Nope...something like this was reported in the US. It was at a beach, so they said it was a kind of suction blabla bla...na dem sabi.

Goshen360:
I said it and will preach it anytime, anywhere - premarital sex wasn't mentioned as part of sin of fornication. I left your thread because you kept copying articles online and can't discuss scriptures by yourself, without backing it with truth of the word. We have been fed with lies and we're now standing to the truth of the word. Challenge me any day, anytime, I will teach it more and even clearer - you YOURSELF agree that pre-marital sex wasn't mentioned to mean fornication but you can't leave it at that, you're inferring your own meanings by human traditions. Folks like you makes the word of God of no effect, get it right.

Are you kidding me? Can u xplain to me further please?

kazlaw2000:
You are a very patient person. Kudos. I may not be able to withstand such brazeness from my wife. I would be firm but stop short of raising my hands on her. But i would let her know i wouldnt stand for such rascality. But going to the extent of locking yourself in a room to escape? Nah. Thats too weak.

My thought as well. Such a weakling!