₦airaland Forum

FIRST OF ALL SHE IS NOT YOUR MOTHER IN LAW, YOU ARE NOT MARRIED , JUST ENGAGED

honestly what family are you marrying into? what sort of man is this your husband to be raised by someone who cannot see why you need your space in the bathroom, the bathroom for goodness sake.

its unreal what people are experiencing these days , marriage will test the patience of even God himself

most Nigerians are ticking time bombs it seems.
i think it is important to try not to get into any silly arguments these days cause you really dont know how it will end.
LETS LEARN TO WALK AWAY

as my mama don die tey tey , na my papa , we usually serve ourselves but my popsi go share im meat for 7 of us , how it went round to 7 of us i no fit explain, na so im go call our name one by one and he would give it to you in your mouth , dem no born u collect am for hand .

God i love my dad, i just cant say how much

MisterLongman:
She needs to hit the gym soon....
If she keeps up with this shape, wonder how she's gonna look like at 50

erm at 50 , i might be wrong oh but i'm guessing she will still be a human being

Ladies and gentlemen, just pray to meet someone who appreciates u with all ur independence or neediness whatever your case may be because human beings clearly cant be satisfied so trying to meet anyone's expectations is just silly

JUST DO YOU, LIFE IS TOO SHORT I BEG

missjenna:
This is why I love Genevieve.
After 17years she has succeeded in maintaining her body shape and general physique.
Unlike her friend who has become what Igbos will call "akpa akpu"

Its evident in the photo.
Genevieve even looks more slimmer and prettier than she was back then

Before people will criticize me for my comment on the friend, please note that the fact that you are married with kids, doesn't mean that you shouldn't take care of yourself

I have seen women who are married with kids but still maintain their body fitness
An example of such women is Omotola Jalende

By the way, happy birthday to her friend

HOW SHALLOW IS YOUR COMMENT?

there are various factors affecting the physique of a woman, stress, lack of sleep, her job , genes, disease,yes some women are suffering frm PCOS and they dont even know it, so no matter how much exercise they do , they will just keep gaining weight, also did you know that weight gain is a common side effect of many common drugs,the steroids in medication for arthritis, eczema and asthma can cause weight gain ,even contraception (if you are on this long term you will put on weight and find it difficult to shift) and of course lifestyle habits -inactivity and over eating etc

but i'm sure u dont know the lady in question, dont assume its child birth ,over eating and lack of exercise that caused her to gain weight in 17yrs for goodness sake. 17years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cut her some slack

for your information Omotola is overweight , just because she looks good in clothes doesn't make her fit, i'm sure if she checked her BMI she will realize that she is well above what her normal healthy weight should be.

and yes Genevieve still looks good , for whatever reason she actually does

garokabir:
Some pastors are agent of demons

no they are just very hungry, no be demon na hunger dey cause this thing

i wonder who made us judge, gay people should be left to love or associate with who they want as long as they r hurting noone Life is too short and we really shouldn't spend it hating.

Politicians are robbing and milking us dry by the second and no one attacks them, some of us even praise their ill gotten wealth and hail them as heroes but they are committing punishable crimes against humanity itself .

Boko haram is busy blowing our future up and there seems to be no solution in sight .

Gay people really are the least of our problems infact our fixation on Gay matters(especially the sexual aspect of gay relationships yes i said it!!!!!!) is creepy and baffling when there are more pressing matters in the world.

strawberry mainly because i have never ever been lucky to get the sweet ones

onila:
me

watermelon
kiwi

so tasteless, I wonder why pple like doze fruits especially watermelon

you and me both, although i can manage watermelon but you see kiwi, never , that after taste is something else

RAGE is a very bad thing , it can bring out the worst in anybody.

there is everything wrong with being a child bride

even people in their 50's find marriage hard talk less of a child, what business does a child have with marrying a 35yr old man. A child that is still trying to understand parts of her body , then you force her into a marriage with a man who is a closet pedophile, (yes nothing stops him from sleeping with a toddler , if he can sleep with a minor ) and you expect her to somehow accept her fate and live life happy?

were we in the house with her ? do we know what her little eyes must have seen in the hands of her husband? i'm sure she must have thought how on earth will i survive this for the rest of my life ?

Desperation is what i call her action , because if she had the option of telling her dad that she wanted out of the marriage , i'm sure this wouldn't have happened ,bad as the outcome was , she must have thought this is the only way out

she is a victim of a failing system and a sick sick sick society

miredia:
they tolerate beyond expectations. Trust me. Nigerians hv their issues but trust me when I say they tolerate.

honestly they do

2cato:
@op packwell joor.
I have used Most of these dogs you mention one time or the other for dog pepper soup. Why will a sane person keep these sweet meat as pet when they can be sweetly consume roasted with chilli pepper maggi and other source and then wash it down with palmwine.
If you have eaten dog meat whether roasted or in pepper soup click like.

eya 2 likes , must be very lonely in dog eater zone

Veralaw:
This Okonjo Woman is blessed with the face of an ajo(thrift) collector

i beg i take God beg you no kill me with laugh

nairalandcharity@yahoo.co.uk


so is this the new paypal email for payment?

ameenahz:
Lol. I did this too. 8pm I wanted catfish pepper soup almost to the point of wailing. Hubby trekked and trekked to get it for me, only for me to reject it because it smelled like spoilt locust beans. He asked me if I was sure, I said yes. Fast forward 2 hours later, after the poor man had eaten it, I wanted pepper soup again.

hilarious stuff, my pregnant bestie called me one day to beg me to buy nzu for her and post it to Edinburgh where she lives that she cant find it there , i quoted all the research they have done , that they have found it harmful to pregnant women and unborn children , before i knew it she started wailing , as in really crying oh, she said i wont understand, na im i begin beg oh, oya sorry , biko ndo , i will look for it.
i waka all the African shop for my area dem no get, i now decided to go to Dalston, rain beat me finish, i found it, i wasn't comfortable buying it at all, all the same i got it.
i wrapped it nicely , and headed off to the post office , as i called her to confirm her post code before posting it, she said eya the craving has disappeared oh, i no fit vex

deebrain:
An ignorant fool like u will think so.

deebrain, its all good hun

einsteino:
I think it is necessary he provides an update at intervals on how much he has got and how much is left. lastly this is Nigeria, he must indicate what hospital he is presently at so that nairalanders close by can verify and confirm at all times.

May God heal you and touch helpers to provide the wherewithal

exactly as some people have only just joined and dont know the status of anything, time is running out on this young man

honestly i love nairaland, how 700k was raised is astonishing , i'm sure people want to help but really dont even know where to start from.

so whats next i beg?

deebrain:
True, its the hormones but there should be a balance.

The fact that the hormones are at the top does not give you the right not to control their manifestations. Its similar to the excuse of spitting around by some pregnant women. It is like saying that every man who has strong sexual hormones should go on rape rampage.

It is however during labour, there is the woman's moment of madness.

your analogy sucks , both scenarios are super different

Odilafta:
Don't marry

God bless you, oga odilafta pls educate yourself, pregnancy is not a small thing, it is a big deal

its different if there is a common pot of funds where each month both parties contribute a % of their income but asking her to submit all her salary each month is crazy , so when she submits it , he puts her on an allowance ? or she will have to ask him for money each time she wants to buy sanitary towel , make her hair, buy foundation, change her underwear or maybe she feels like meat pie she will go with her begging bowl to beg her husband for money ?

whats the plan really?

sometimes the demands made in marriages makes it a hell hole

goodness me, why didn't she just include a waterfall in the living room, then a man made lake upstairs , its all a bit too much, its not looking like a HOME but a show room an extremely tacky show room

green beret
100 rifles
the eagle has landed
the good ,the bad and the ugly
Sabata
Dracula (with Christopher lee)
The exorcist
omen
King Kong
Godzilla
Burning train
of course sound of music
Jesus Christ superstar
inglorious bastards
Jaws

she kuku don born wetin again. There is no one template for happiness in this life, just do you, we worry about too much ,Life is too short really .i'm sure if her ideal man comes along she will be inclined to date again if not well life goes on, she should enjoy whatever is left of her life pls, she sef don try

wonlasewonimi:
What of those who threaten you like...'if you don't send this to 10 people you will not....'

na this one vex me pass

Nigerian parents =killjoys

it is when you are watching an interesting channel that they know that the car needs washing, that beans needs grinding, uniforms need ironing,meeting blouse needs ironing ,dogs cage and kitchen cabinets needs re-lining with newspaper, white hair needs plucking, toes needs cracking in fact all sorts of errands seem to come out just when you are watching your fav channel .
Bless them sha

Mastering English by Patience Jonathan WASCE, NCE

vintage!!

i found long division really hard to learn, so one day at school, we were given long division exercises , the thing no gree me so i copied the answer from my friend of course it was marked wrong because the working was wrong. Later that day my daddy went over my maths exercise book and noticed that particular sum, he asked ah ah you got it why was it marked wrong and then he noticed the working .

Then the interrogation started , how did you arrive at this answer but your working was wrong , i no answer, im don stand up from him bed, again how did you get this answer but your working was wrong,still no answer, eh i said how did you get this answer but your working was wrong, belt don appear from nowhere before i knew it i don dey floor dey receive beating wey i no go ever forget for my life.

My grandma was begging for my life , my papa no gree ,that night my daddy went with me to my lesson teacher's house(the man used to live in our BQ) with exercise book and pencil and asked the man to teach me long division, mosquito design my body well well that night because na for outside we do the lesson, my papa stand for balcony dey look us.

At different times ,days and months after oh, my papa go call me , so why did i beat you that day? me sef go reply because i cheated , im go say ok go

jarofbeauty: . Are we reading the same excerpt? Give the glory due to Fashola and the late doctor to Jonathan.

sarcasm