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Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas.
Room101 Free food

Room102 Free wifi

Room103 Free ladies

Room104 Free guys.
Kindly, choose ur Room wisely.

Wi-Fi jor

Never been intimate with any girl. Plan to keep it that way till I find someone lol if ever

Boobs over booty
Like wtf am I gonna be doin with someone’s butt

siofra:
Why do they pretend like they don't like false lashes on ladies?

Ever since I fixed it on Saturday, I've not been able to rest.

I get at least 10 toasters a day.

But online all of them pretend to hate it. Why

Lol you don’t still get it. Inside that 10 toasters. Non might have good intentions for you. They just wanna hit and run because they see you as one farm tool like that even tho you might no be that farm tool . Be cautious.

Eye lashes is a red flag for me tho especially the very long ones lol

SalafRider:
Friends that want the best for you, the ones that want to see you fail. The real and the fake. What have been your experience so far keeping friends?

Make I sit down learn...

I’ve always had trouble making friends.
But I do know from other people experience that they can be cunning and disloyal. And extremely selfish and jealous too

Thank you

chatinent:
After school, I worked a while. I was this hardworking chap who wouldn't like any errors or queries attached to my name at work for any reasons. I came very early, did my duties in time, and due to my religious obligations as one of Jehovah's Witness, I was honest in all my dealings.

The job itself was a leopard’s tree. Since it was a private business, and the manager a very greedy man who loots the chief oga at whim, trust me, your honesty is a turn-off.

The work was becoming unbecoming and I couldn't continue wasting my life for a 7-5 job. It wasn't like the salary befitted the workload!

I had to quit!

I also had one small car I bought when I no dey think of anything. I sold it and used part of it to buy a land like that. I had saved some N800k already. So I paid my rent with N200k.
So here's what I did:

I thought of a business that'll likely yield profit immediately, and around my budget. I had been to Togo and remembered how selling First Grade OK shoes was the new gold for students and people who wanted a side hustle.

I travelled down there then and returned with 100 pairs of OK shoes. As at then, I bought it for N370k.

N370k + logistics rounded the money up to N400k.

Now, I put the goods in one room in my apartment and the chase for a shop began. Since I couldn't afford those ones of N1m that where located at the heart of the business in my location, I opted for an affordable one.

In fact, everything for the rent was some 180k.

Omo, looking for a shop no bi beans.

I did the painting and decor, carpentry (learnt in school), and electricals (learnt in school).

Materials I bought was some N15k. I was left with N5k or less.


Breakthrough
As I cleaned and sampled my petty goods, some customers were already purchasing. Mehn, after the whole stress that day, I made N30k.

In fact, it was then I said I wouldn't work for anyone and be answering “sir” upandan. I'm quite hardworking and in a short time, from retailing...I began ordering in tonnes and have a warehouse.


It has been easy as it is written here but I have seen people ask if N600k can make any profit. Yes, it can. I also do some side hustles like research writing, proofreading, hardware repairs on PC and tracking of lost devices, computer consultancy, and work as an academic assistant.

So I think it all depends on you! Maybe I have not reached the height I want to reach, just mehn, the way my life every year becomes better than the last no bi beans. As a first son, and to say my nuclear family bi like an extended family, I know I am trying...cos it's not easy at all to carry many people's responsibility as yours.

This is so encouraging. God bless you

Uniquetani1:
Don't mind those girls
There is nothing to be embarrassed for

I don hear but I’m not going again Abeg

Uniquetani1:
Guys/men in the house, can you get sanitary pads for your girlfriend?

Babe: I just saw my period
Guy: oh! What do you need?
Babe: can you help get sanitary pads at the pharmacy?
Guy: Anything for you love

Can you do this?

Done it for someone that wasn’t my gf sef
But it was embarrassing tho. Like the girls at the pharmacy were laughing at me. I just told them I want to buy ALWAYS. They looked at me and busted lol. I’m not sure I can / will be able to do it again sha

2blockus:
Good afternoon Landers.

I have finally resign from the banking job and I am very happy now with my earnings and freedom.

For me to resign I had to work as Bolt driver everyday I close from the bank and drive till 10pm and worked all through the weekends as a bolt driver, with this I was able to save 1million in short period of time and got loan of 1.5m to get another car.

So now my monthly savings after other expenses is 200k which I plan to pay back the loan in six month starting form this month.

I only work from Wednesday to Sunday every week now since I resigned.
Thanks for all the support from here, other contract staff bankers especially men reading this post should look for exits root immediately as there is no future in the banking industry for us as a polytechnic graduates.

Please how did you start ? I’m interested

Atoluwani:
you've got my playlist

Lol cool playlist you’ve got then

Ed Sheehan -photograph

Dua lipa and Martin garrix- scared to be lonely

Adele - when we were young

Sia and zayn - Dusk till dawn

Zayn and Taylor swift - I don’t want to leave forever ♾

fourboys:
1, pink: just give me a reason

2, Rihanna: stay

3, Bruno Mars grenade

4, Dua lipa: scared to be lonely

5, Bruno Mars locked out of heaven

Scared to be lonely

Novemberaura:
I always give out my stuffs

I can't keep any item that I don't use for more than two months

No matter the value or worth of it.

I now perceive it as a problem cuz my family and friends are complaining.
I'm trying to stop it but I can't

I used to be like you. Give out my stuff. Help and support others unconditionally.

But then think of it ..would they do the same fir you ? Hell naw
You’re making others happy at the expense of your own happiness.

You deserve to be happy to. Not like you should be stingy tho.

Abetterperson:
I meet my boyfriend sometimes last year, I really love him, he's caring and we complement each other quite well.
His the first son of his family and his dad is quite absent in his life.
he started working at the age of 15 to support his family and has been working since then to support himself and his family, in simplest terms he carries a lot of burdens.
The problem I have with him is that is addicted to weed, he doesn't let it control him, he functions well but I just have a problem with it.
Please how can I stop him
He says it stops the pain but I don't want it to destroy him

This matter long o. Can any girl really make me stop tho ? lol

Badboibipo:
When I was little I used to keep female friends, the type we could just gist or go to church together and nothing more. But as I grew older and realized I was a major spec to many women I stopped allowing girls just be my friend. Every girl I meet once you show interest I will start playing with your face or body with my hands and if you give me a bad vibe about it that’s the last time we would ever talk. How can I be considered a sexy man and then be keeping female friends I won’t have any sexual relations with ? God forbid. I’m very touchy and my preeek loves women so wtf will I be your friend as a female and my preeek won’t near you? Tufia.

Guys do you keep female friends that you know you will never fvck

Stop smoking in the afternoon. Thank you

Badfinga:
It has been over two years since I attempted the relationship stuff. From my heart of heart, I think I no longer believe in love. When I see the opposite gender, I only think of having a nice time with them. So I concluded within me to remain single instead of hurting someone's feelings.
For clarification purpose, I no sleep with any girl ooo within this period . Hoping one day things will turn out for the better and I will love unconditionally again.

I know that feeling.
Advantage- you save up , learn to love yourself, and you have peace of mind

Disadvantage- you might feel a bit left out or lonely sometimes

I’ve been on my own for 6 months now and have experienced this

The advantage outweighs the disadvantage

MajesticKris:
You can even Save Money, to spoil yourself

Me ever since I broke up last year lol Omo

Mooh247:




Some nigerians suffers from poverty of the mind

The white colonialist and slave masters have perfectly preconditioned black people to desire poverty and see poverty as a virtue

Investigate source of income as a right thinking person to ascertain legitimacy of wealth don't castigate wealth to promote poverty

A graphics artist earning $10 per gigs and having 2 gigs per day, 14 gigs per week earns $140 per week that's $560 a month.. am sure such kid can afford to give his parents ₦300,000

A female blogger with make up artist page on tic toc, Instagram and YouTube can't Monitise her content for profit, the fact she uses an iPhone means she is prone to Ritualists and dates a yahoo boy

Everyone should desire 9-5 civil servant job and earn 60,000 to 40,000 since that's what is right

PS: Dear Nigerian Parents, Buhari Kwaraption Government, EFCC , SARS , Nigeria Police, Village People ,

I: Using an iPhone is not a crime
Ii: having money as a young man is not a sin or crime
iii: people earn money online legitimately





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Loud am Abeg

9182736455O1999:
Money buys happiness to some extend.
Argue with your keyboard.

To some extent lmao
Abeg goan relax. One day ..you’ll realize this

I chase the bags
The girls chase me

Bobmarie:
LOL.

For four years? I must look like a dunce to you.

Well, maybe you just started smoking yesterday or you aren’t a Lagosian. Even ticket cutters smokes colos with abandon, e don turn loud. The only strong market out there is the one laced with snake venom or black mamba from Fela Shrine. Which is what I strictly smoke right now.

Well quality of drugs tend to come down these days due to the rise of expenses in making them. But the one I take Dey humble me and my squad. For the records I started smoking since I was 9 I’m not a beginner too.

Omihanifa:
https://thenationonlineng.net/broke-men-have-no-right-to-chat-me-nkechi-blessing/

That fat fool. Even if she won pay me money to follow her I no go gree

Charlex23:
Good Evening Nairalanders. So this would be my first time posting anything about my personal life here. I'll try to be declamatory and concise in my write up.
So I happened to have known her since 2018 and we started off as being friends,met her on Facebook, finally got a chance to meet her in person and luckily for me she stays very close to me in Lagos. To be honest we really have this bond and connection whenever we have a conversation, and I'll say she's a very lovely person with a good heart. Hardly a day or two passes by without the both of us keeping in touch. She's everything I would ever desire in a woman.
Even though she's just my friend, there's this uniqueness about her that just sweeps me off my feet, the thing is that she isn't a materialistic type of girl, she's down to earth, supportive,loyal and always cares about me so much tho we are not dating.
Despite the fact that we've been real close and I loved her since I set my eyes on her, I intentionally never wanted to display my love for her, most at times I have this urge to open up to her and express my feelings, but I don't want to be seen as being a weak man. I wanted to be sure if the love she had for me is mutual before I think of expressing mine. I actually withheld this feelings in me for about 3 years or thereabout. So the thing is i study in a federal university in Nigeria. Owerri to be precise, and I'm currently in my final year, but due to the strike I've been at home for some months.
So last week I was having a conversation with her on what's app and she was like professing her love for me and how she really started developing feelings for me for some time now, deep down I was so excited, it was like a dream come true for me because I've always wanted her to say this. She asked me if we could start up something and see where it leads us to, but I just had to tell her I'll have a thought about it. Now the problem is that she'll be travelling to Canada by August for her studies,and I'm really scared I might eventually lose her when she get there, obviously she'll meet guys who are better than me and might eventually succumb to one of those niggas over there, because I know girls are vunerable. you know I had to discuss my insecurities with her, but she promised me she won't succumb to any of them and that she loves me and can't do that to me. Mind you she's still a virgin and I'll be her first boyfriend, besides she's too beautiful and I know that guys won't let her rest, she always tells me how guys always pester her and all that, but because she loves me that's the reason she dosen't want to give in to any of their request. She's just so beautiful that even my mind won't even be at rest when she's not around me. She has been all around me since yesterday and promising me she'll be mine alone and everything, but the truth of the matter is I'm scared. I so much love her, but I just want to be sure I don't have any regrets.
I know she loves me too, because there have been difficult situations I've been through in the past but she salvaged it.
I have good intentions for her and I want to make her my wife if possible, probably when I'm done with studies. if I was still a play boy like I was previously,I would just want a taste of the cookie and run away, but ever since this girl came into my life as an important figure, all these bad boy traits in me just vanished, I can't really tell how . Before now, I don't even have time for love, I just do my normal hookup and please myself.But I'm just scared of her leaving me if she eventually gets there, besides the long distance relationship is stressful but I believe she's a good girl and it's worth fighting for. Do u guys feel I should give this a chance and just see how things would go? Please I need your advice?

Don’t do it man .. I’ve been there. She promised me with her life lmao. We broke up last year October when she declared she wasn’t feeling our vibes anymore. I decided to cut it then to avoid embarrassment. That breakup ended 4 years of friendship and 2years relationship. I met her from Facebook too. It’s really like your story. So if you really want to be together it should be when you’re both done with school. I cannot date any girl till I finish my schooling tho

Killing yourself is cowardly
There are better days ahead
Man up and face it like a man or you can just comot your rope you use to dry your clothes and hang yourself like a coward. The choice is yours

Bobmarie:
2018 I think. The yeah I left UNIBEN.

I’m pretty sure they’ve been scamming you lol
Colorado humbled everyone nothing like my head strong when it comes to Colos.
Increase the quantity you tie up sha

Thandiubani:
A man who stormed a hotel to have the fun of his life nearly lost his life after sleeping with three sex workers.

A video of the incident showed the man being helped to a chair as he couldn't work again after the act.

The ladies had to pour water on his head to revive him.

Lesson: no do pass yourself.

Watch video below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdN4yx6ra-b/

cc Seun, Lalasticlala

I watched the video ���Omo it made my day

lucaschukwuka:
It's a clone. I was scammed of 600k for this phone. I just want to gt rid of it, hate seeing it

Don’t you know the sellers?
Arrest them

Next time always check the serial number on Apple website to make sure it’s neither stolen or fake

Sorry tho

cococandy:
it was a question to you

Lol madam lemme Abeg. I’ve made my point tho

cococandy:
Most men are like… you?

Your topic generalized “men” somehow

cococandy:
Oh really?
But you felt okay to assume that I’m not.

Most ladies are like that. Fake life and all that crap. Not like I believed your stacked up pile of money story tho

cococandy:
If you fall down from my pile of money, you’ll break your neck. That’s not the topic we are discussing here.

The point is whether friendship or dating, the girl is at risk being around the boy because of thoughts like these. Can’t a friend lure his friend to be killed for her organs and get paid for it?
Instead of you people to talk to each other, you’re busy passing blame

I’m financially Capable to take care of myself. If you like make your pile of money high like the twin towers.

I don’t think you know what the term “friend” means

Google it. Trust and loyalty is heavily involved
And you don’t have to trust easily. I was friends with my former girl for 2 years before I asked her out. Even tho she later screwed up. So calculate and pray. Everybody Dey show everybody pepper these days regardless of gender. Bye bye make I go smoke make cold no kee me

cococandy:
yea but broke men are the ones trying to become rich. hence they are more likely to do extreme stuff for money. Which makes a woman more prone to danger. No?

Y’all just like blame women instead of holding yourselves accountable

Plus y’all can just stay in your own.. make we see who go look like vultures after few weeks …