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Woman: "I have 2 children".

Man: " I may have children I don't know about because I am not sure Joy aborted that pregnancy and I haven't seen her since . Those girls I slept with 20 yrs ago, I wonder where there are they now. These children my wife is saying are mine, are they all really mine?".

Man: " I am a virgin"
Woman: " You are inexperienced, must be bad in bed. I have to teach you everything. I don't want you".
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Woman: "I am a virgin "
Man: " wow, I am a lucky guy. You are a good girl. Lets get married"

Nonybb: God really blessed me as a man. I don t give out blood each month

actually . giving out monthly blood reduce blood pressure. This best explained why its men that suffer from high blood pressure and strokes

Why a one year contract? Why not a two year contract to complete 10yrs at chelsea so he can be celebrated by awarding him a testimonial match . Just like scholes, shearer, Gary Nevilles, Giggs, Lampard, Terry , Roy keane etc

But why why are English Clubs continue to be so racist. Look at what arsenal also done to Henry, vieira. They were both discarded before they complete 10 yrs at the club.

gommex: Their requirement is jus crazy, anytime i see their advert i simply jus take a walk

Lucky you.

Has anyone else applied ?
Any chance of the job becoming permanent.?
Please keep us updated on any invitation for interview or job offer.

I have just completed my property in ikorodu near Laspotech.
A 3-bedroom house, self contained room & parlour and 4 commercial shops...all in a single plot of land.
I am looking to sell because I live in the UK.
Let me know if you are interested.

Well. I am in no way related to people in power. But I was in camp in abuja in July 2009. I went back to my teaching job in the UK after becoming disillution with the whole nonsense.
I have pray to GOD that I will never be in a situation where I will need that useless nysc certificate in the future .

Simple. People should not pay and shun any organisation that demand money for application forms .
The scams will soon stop.

Can she swear she never had another joysticks for those 15 yrs ?

Stupid and pointless topic. No big deal . I have 3 children. Millions of babies are born every week. Perhaps most of them will be slaves to this potential spoilt brat. Why are you people celebrating inequalities in this world ?

Some people are desperate.

At first, I thought my wife was the poster. My wife of 8 yrs wants a separation after 3 kids because I have not work for 3 yrs due to injuries at work.  We live in UK and I brought her to this country and got her the UK passport. She took the kids away to the and refused to let me see them. I have told the police that I will rather abandon her and the children and I will return to naija to start a new life. I have no desire to start applying to court for access to see my own children.

What is so special about priviledged people who have never done an honest day job in their life, wasting taxpayers money in publicity stunt while most British people are losing their jobs and struglling to pay the Bills.
I have taken a bet on them ending in divorce in the near future. If Kate will be prepared to wait for divorce cash, so will I.

I live in the UK and have had more than enough news about the so called Royal wedding. This is a Nigerian forum and I come here to discuss about Nigeria and Nigerians. Please let us keep it our affairs.
What is so special about priviledged people who have never done an honest day job in their life, wasting taxpayers money in publicity stunt while most British people are losing their jobs and struglling to pay the Bills.
I have taken a bet on them ending in divorce in the near future. If Kate will be prepared to wait for divorce cash, so will I.

Whenever I come to Nairaland, this is the sort of good news I want to be reading about my great country and not the nonsense the unpatriotic elements write about.
I wonder what all those anti-Nigeria idiots will say now,

I am dissappointed that I did not get the job. I did better than Siasia at the interview. It must be because I am a yoruba man. God dey,

Back to the Topic. I lived in the US for 20 years and I am back in Nigeria since 2007. It can be done but you have to change your mindset. You have to bury that stupid white people mentality at the airport when departing ro come home. You have to be humble and not be arrogant. You have to raalise many people here in Nigeria have more money or assets than you and they have never left Nigeria.

When a man and woman pass wind or shit, Which one get worse smell. I think is the women.

Looks Like The BBC do not have any positive news about Nigerians or Nigeria. anyone watch the rubbish on BBC 2 last night?

Commonwealth Games women's 100m gold medal winner Damola Osayemi has failed a drugs test.

Commonwealth Games Federation president Mike Fennell said Osayemi had asked for her B sample to be tested and a hearing would be held later on Monday.

The Nigerian, 24, was named champion on Thursday after Australia's Sally Pearson was controversially disqualified for a false start.

It is the first negative test of the Games in Delhi.

The sprinter showed traces of a banned substance called methylhexaneamine, which has only recently been added to the World Anti-Doping Agency's prohibited list.


Games chief confirms failed drugs test
If the test is confirmed, England's Katherine Endacott, who finished fourth in the race behind Pearson and the Nigerian but was later awarded the bronze medal, would be elevated to a silver.

At the moment no decision has been made on the medals, pending the hearing.

The current silver medallist is Natasha Mayers of St Vincent and the Grenadines. If she were promoted that would be the country's second ever Commonwealth gold medal.

Punishment can range from a warning to a two-year ban, although the medal would be forfeited if the B sample proves positive.

At his daily news conference, Fennell said: "Any positive test - whether in a high-profile event or not - is something that is very much regretted because we all strive for a clean Games, clean sport and clean competition.

We want a dope-free Games. If somebody is caught, action will be taken. At the same time it is a message that no-one can escape

Lalit Bhanot, the organising committee's general secretary
"One doesn't know what sort of damage will accrue but we want to let everyone know we are very vigilant and the testing is of the highest standard."

Explaining why the news had been confirmed now, rather than waiting for the B sample, Fennell added: "We recognise there is difficulty in maintaining complete secrecy during the process."

Lalit Bhanot, the organising committee's general secretary, said: "We want a dope-free Games. If somebody is caught, action will be taken. At the same time it is a message that no-one can escape."

Methylhexaneamine is the same drug the Indian weightlifter Sanamacha Chanu and swimmers Richa Mishra and Jyotsana Pansare were found to have used in September.

Wada subsequently moved it to the non-specified list, meaning it can be used with a therapeutic use exception certificate.

The Indians subsequently appealed against their bans but there has been no verdict yet.

According to companies that market products that contain methylhexaneamine, the drug stimulates the central nervous system.

It gives the body an energy boost by increasing the body's metabolic rate.

Nigeria's Athletics Federation president, Solomon Ogba, has reportedly claimed Osayemi was given prescription medicine to fight a nagging toothache.

"She took medication for her toothache and we strongly suspect that it was that, which led to her failed drug test," he said.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/commonwealth_games/delhi_2010/9078690.stm

Commonwealth Games women's 100m gold medal winner Damola Osayemi has failed a drugs test.

Commonwealth Games Federation president Mike Fennell said Osayemi had asked for her B sample to be tested and a hearing would be held later on Monday.

The Nigerian, 24, was named champion on Thursday after Australia's Sally Pearson was controversially disqualified for a false start.

It is the first negative test of the Games in Delhi.

The sprinter showed traces of a banned substance called methylhexaneamine, which has only recently been added to the World Anti-Doping Agency's prohibited list.



Games chief confirms failed drugs test
If the test is confirmed, England's Katherine Endacott, who finished fourth in the race behind Pearson and the Nigerian but was later awarded the bronze medal, would be elevated to a silver.

At the moment no decision has been made on the medals, pending the hearing.

The current silver medallist is Natasha Mayers of St Vincent and the Grenadines. If she were promoted that would be the country's second ever Commonwealth gold medal.

Punishment can range from a warning to a two-year ban, although the medal would be forfeited if the B sample proves positive.

At his daily news conference, Fennell said: "Any positive test - whether in a high-profile event or not - is something that is very much regretted because we all strive for a clean Games, clean sport and clean competition.

We want a dope-free Games. If somebody is caught, action will be taken. At the same time it is a message that no-one can escape

Lalit Bhanot, the organising committee's general secretary
"One doesn't know what sort of damage will accrue but we want to let everyone know we are very vigilant and the testing is of the highest standard."

Explaining why the news had been confirmed now, rather than waiting for the B sample, Fennell added: "We recognise there is difficulty in maintaining complete secrecy during the process."

Lalit Bhanot, the organising committee's general secretary, said: "We want a dope-free Games. If somebody is caught, action will be taken. At the same time it is a message that no-one can escape."

Methylhexaneamine is the same drug the Indian weightlifter Sanamacha Chanu and swimmers Richa Mishra and Jyotsana Pansare were found to have used in September.

Wada subsequently moved it to the non-specified list, meaning it can be used with a therapeutic use exception certificate.

The Indians subsequently appealed against their bans but there has been no verdict yet.

According to companies that market products that contain methylhexaneamine, the drug stimulates the central nervous system.

It gives the body an energy boost by increasing the body's metabolic rate.

Nigeria's Athletics Federation president, Solomon Ogba, has reportedly claimed Osayemi was given prescription medicine to fight a nagging toothache.

"She took medication for her toothache and we strongly suspect that it was that, which led to her failed drug test," he said.




http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/commonwealth_games/delhi_2010/9078690.stm

Stupid FIFA, Why did they not ban North Korea? It must be because Nigeria do not have Nuclear weapon.

I was travelling from Ibadan to Abuja on 18 January 2010. At exactly 12:00am, our Bus hit a trailer and roll over to the ground after we just left Akure. Miraculously, no one died. we are saved because the bus was not on a bridge or on top of a hill. And the driver switched off the engine just in time or we could all have burnt to death. I have 2 young children and my wife was 3 months pregnant at the time of the accident. I am so happy that I am alive to see my daughter who is now 2 months. Will the house help me praise the LORD that I and my fellow passengers are not part of these tragic statistics.