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norseman2: N he stil hav members i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ his church, I will rather go Τ̅☺ a mosque on sundays. ThAn goin anywhere near dis nigga's fake church

you are a fool

i just read this on the net and i felt so ashamed for Nigeria.http://news.yahoo.com/study--obvious-nigerian-scam-emails-appear-that-way-for-a-reason.html

This report is a big fat lie, though nigerians use a lot of bleaching cream but in the world, they are still lacking behind the americans, brazillians and indians. With the indians topping the list, they have v.a'gi>nal bleaching cream. armpit bleaching cream and alao akala has nothing on the effeminate indian men who have bleaching treatments in barbing saloons.

A Swedish political party is taking a motion to require all men to sit on the toilet seat while urinating instead of standing. The motion explains that aside from the issue of hygiene due to the puddles the men create when they are on the shaking off part, it is also said to be beneficial to a man's health by emptying his bladder when peeing by sitting down.

read morehttp://www.yengo.com/en/news/?id=532&da_id=103425

hmmm..... i beg no take any money from India o, they would ensure that nigerians cough out that money 7 folds within 7 months

Finally after all these time, i can now say that GEJ is actually a bad president,in the middle of all these crisis in Nigeria, he goes ahead to rename universities which would lead to awarding of contracts to waste money,changing a name would result in making new signpost, new flyers, new banners, new stickers, repainting and so many things . Breath of fresh stinking air.

university of ibadan would become Reuben Abati University, (RAU)

the audit would most likely not be successful because, it is an audit that is well prepared for and documents would have been forged and changed and at the end of the day nobody would be caught.

i am presently in India, and seriously these indians are rogues, they are cheats and they always take advantage of a bad situation, there is a high level of poverty and almost a non existence charity or alleviation, at least nigeria still has a little. i had to change schools, because the school, i applied to that had a wonderful website turns out to be a buka joint,but all that said they are still somewhat better, more advanced, they have somehow moved way ahead of us,but their growth is also face wash in some areas. we shouldnt send them away.


We should develop ourselves, we should erradicate corruption, we should get rid of this chop , i chop mentality, we should grow, that is the only way. they are only capitalising on a bad situation and most of the things they do elsewhere, they also do in their country, but must i also say, that security here is very good, there are no armed robbers, no car bombers, no suicide killers, just greedy people everywhere trying to exploit people especially foreigners.

Well, i blame BIG BROTHER AFRICA,
for a stupid decision they made some years back which was to stop shower hour, if there was shower hour, the whole of africa would have been checking up on DKB's tiny d.i.c.k and so he would have to slap the whole of Africa.


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Since there were over a thousand people at the crash site, doing GOd knows what , the least they can do is share the pictures.

What exactly is this guy doing?

OOOhh God no! now we will get more emails from them saying their "uncle, father or other" died and left them a fortune and with our help...you know the rest!



yet another one

What's with the thousand people crawling over the crash site? Destroying and/or removing parts that could be important in determining cause and preventing this from happening again? I didn't think Nigeria was THIS backward.

another one

It's hard to distinguish between what is wreckage and what is the normal garbage filled streets...... well, I guess at least, we will all have a temporary reprieve from e-mail scams telling us that some Dr. or diplomat needs our help moving $100 million dollars....



this was a comment on Yahoo, God what is happening to Nigeria.

The above was reported by a witness who went with the aircraft to Abuja before its returned back to lagos.


It was delayed from take off from MM2, I saw the Philippine mechanics with buckets, draining out hydraulic fluid under the left side under carriage tyre mechanism. A part was taken out but not replaced, yet we were told to board. I told the flight supervisor my name, that 'am an aerospace sys engr. and am concerned at the operational state of the plane. The guy told me to see the pilot. I did, he was a Caribbean decent capt & nw zealand Asian looking co pilot, he confirmed work was done and asked how I knew. I said I saw it from the windows of the airport and the part was not replaced and that I aslo saw the mechanics Philippine & Indian guys under the plane, he told me don't worry if its not ok we won't fly. I pinged my family and friends of what I saw and the names of the people I spoke to. Should anything happen as well as asking that the plane is taken off but am just a simple powerless passenger. We landed and the pilot waited at the door to shake me and to say “I told u”. Sadly this plane wasn't taken off for service to sort out the hydraulic leak or landing gear problem because it was still making money for Indians in Dana, now Dana plane has killed my friend Ehime, Livi & IIeamaka & 150 others. All because they refused a simple precaution advice over their financial wants. My story can be checked from Dana airline/MM2 logs.

this airline should be grounded and that bloody indian jailed

I am a bank employee in charge of distributing money from unclaimed accounts, there were 140 Oil executives aboard with $47 million American dollars each and we are sure that you are the only known heir to one of them, in which we might be able to distribute the money. It is important that you contact me to distribute these funds with only a small fee to be paid up front.

Has anyone read the comments on yahoo news on this crash, made by foreigners, it is pathetic.



ATTENTIONS: You have won tem meelion United state dollare only. Email your bank account info to Eze Sansui in Lagos, Nigeria now. The FBIs has approved

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/lagos-plane-crash-nigeria-171035145.html

See Nigerians at the crash site looking for something to steal,God have we become so heartless?

" one female officer of the same department for personal and domestic security."


This is the most interesting part of the deal, very good security.

Niger Delta University is now Mujaheed Asari Dokubo Middle Age Novitiate(MAD MAN)
NIPSS is now Centre for Reuben Abati's Private Political Yarns (CRAPPY)
Plateau State polytechnic is now Brother LAbaran Maku Elementary School (BLAMES)!!

Delta State Uni..James Ibori University (JAMIU).
Uni of Benin now Patience Ebele Jonathan Uni
(PEJU),
Uni of Ilorin now Rashidi Yekini University (RAYU),
Anambra State University now Chukwuemeka
Ojukwu University (COWU),
Uni of Ibadan now Lamidi Adedibu University
(LAULAU).
Abdul Kareem Adisa Model University(AKAMU)
and
OSU changing to Gbenga Daniel University
(GBEDANU)!!
Dieziani Alison Maduekwe School of Education
(DAMSEL)
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala School of Economics(NOISE)

Shouryya Ray (born 1996 Kolkata, India), is a 16-year-old German of Indian origin, who came second in the 2012 German youth science competition[1] Jugend forscht, in the category Mathematics and Computer Science. The prize was awarded for his project[2] on classical particle dynamics, which provides analytical solutions for finding the trajectory of a particle including drag and the reflection of a particle at a surface.[3] The result was covered in several news and digital media reports as a breakthrough,[4] but these articles were characterised as hype by scientists.[5] The motion of a particle subject to the forces of gravity and drag may have been published as early as 1860


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he is indian and indians in high school have mustaches as early as 13. yes they are that hairy. that is why the ladies have hair touching their butt, but you would think indians are geniuses, it really baffles me, because, it is like this guy for one has taken the brain of about 1000 indians back in his country and addded it to his own, making the rest everlasting dummies, that is how it is in india, 1 genius, 1000 dummies, and good for them they are 1 billion.

hmm.... why do i see this as a conspiracy theory, with the students being the ever available, nothing to benefit comodity amongst two mighty powers tearing at each other.

In a recent news , first lady of usa just said if she had a chance to be someone else she would be beyonce,






Michelle Obama wishes she was Beyoncé Knowles.

The First Lady of the United States says that if she wasn't heading the White House in Washington D.C with American President Barack Obama, she would love to be a music artist.

She told People: "Gosh, if I had some gift, I'd be Beyoncé. I'd be some great singer."

Michelle made the claim in a new interview with the magazine when asked if there was any celebrity or world figure with whom she'd switch lives.

She added: "The power of music, being able to play an instrument... It looks like musicians just have the most fun."



if you were to be either of them which would you be?

My choice is beyonce, she is a legend, she is one of the richest black americans in the world and she is a big business woman.

In a recent news , first lady of usa just said if she had a chance to be someone else she would be beyonce,






Michelle Obama wishes she was Beyoncé Knowles.

The First Lady of the United States says that if she wasn't heading the White House in Washington D.C with American President Barack Obama, she would love to be a music artist.

She told People: "Gosh, if I had some gift, I'd be Beyoncé. I'd be some great singer."

Michelle made the claim in a new interview with the magazine when asked if there was any celebrity or world figure with whom she'd switch lives.

She added: "The power of music, being able to play an instrument... It looks like musicians just have the most fun."



if you were to be either of them which would you be?

My choice is beyonce, she is a legend, she is one of the richest black americans in the world and she is a big business woman.