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be very careful, a fraudulent site called dalarchi is using the dragnet name to defraud, don't take a test for a job you did not apply for.

it is probably owned by supertube, they have the same format.

alimat is an arabic fool, thinking an image represents something, for your information, even the bible frowns at images and statues, i don't know why some denominations have now taken it upon themselves to do such statues.


sorry alimat, ignorance is much in islam. i understand.

when you are out in a party or club most guys and men are usually above average height but in the church most are average heights and short, just a few tall men. why?

or is it just me?

when people are leaving KPMg for greener pastures , your friend and you( both fools) are posting stupid question.

well i know guys in KPMG so tell your friend to contact me so that i can let one of them switch jobs with him or her.

akunta:
How do guys get this kpmgs, pwcs and earnest young accounting jobs?
i am an accounting graduate, who has just finished my final professional exams in a
ACCA and really wants to get to the top of my career but i have not been able to get the kind of
training needed as i have not had the oppourtunity to work in a core accounting function .
My age (30) they say is a great disadvantage for entry level and would not be considered.
As for exprienced level no one will even look my way as i dont have the grounded expereince
needed in the accounting or auditing feild.
I really need an Accounting related job and would not mind the pay in as much as its not below my current
pay of 80k. i am willing to start from entry level and learn the ropes while implementing the theories i learnt in ACCA
into pratical of work terms. Thanks.

write this story in your cv and apply

yinkaoke:
Please nairaland members I need your advice
Going by the last ICAN examination result, I am now a Qualified accountant and I am working in a Banking support service organisation as an account clerk, I need a better job now that I am a Chartered Accountant but my challenge is I am an undergraduate, studying accounting in UNILAG DLI though an ND holder from YABATECh. Pls what can I do. Can I apply to KPMG or any of the BIG FOUR audit firms or is there any other company that I can apply to with my ACA certificate.

thanks your contribution will be highly appreciated

dumb question, can i apply? do you need permission to apply.
a first degree is very important for an entry level job,
you can not work in KPMG and complete your degree if they take you. you would either be stressed out or you fail all your courses. you have to look for small audit firms in lagos and collect anyhthing they give you if you must work.

waka waka sold far more copies in the us.

number one- gongo aso and photocopy all by 9ice.

Mardi Gras:
You're sick

halo is one of the best songs i have ever heard

Olalekan01:
Is just that they dont collect hardcopy coz ytou have to do everything thru the internet,

LOL this is the culprit digging out an old thread, someone needs to get something doing.

wazobia-ng:
so what? if 'wave your flag' is better than 'oh africa'?
so k'naan is now better than akon.

that's naija's problem. before we crawl we want to run. we want to rise by bringing down the big boys in anything we are doing. well guess what, akon has other songs. way many that hit the top chart world wide. how many does the k'naan have.

please go and take your medicine. silly.

yes call me bad belle.

somehow you are right!

akon and knaan are not mates at all, akon is a multi millionaire with smash hits in the us and world around, knaan is a one hit wonder and the song would be dead after the world cup, i like it though and i am not really a fan of akon but that is the truth.

waka waka was a classic too,skakira killed it. but waving flag suits the world cup best and it's like a victory song.

oh africa was a little boring but the video was nice.

will i am would never steal k'naan shine, he made a remix and k'naan decided to sing the original version, which is totally uncalled for as the original version does not even go with the world cup theme. it is about suffering and war. dump k'naan.

i am happy for k'naan though, he looks like an hausa guy.

it was in the papers

there is nothing called experience in sex, what works for one woman doesn't for another, it is better to educate a novice with his wife than to tell a playa he is not hitting the center of gravity on his wife.


i read one trash on this thread, saying the couple had people teach them how to sex, that is the dumbest thing someone has ever posted.

candid advice:

you don't have the 100,000 to spend, you need to still save more for the up keep of your family.
fix the wedding on a weekday and make it an office wedding where you invite just your family members with N40,000 minus wife's gown you can cater well for all your guest who would come to the wedding. the reception should be merged with the church wedding and refreshment should be in church. then everybody should go home, take pictures and keep them, use an old suit.

i hope nobody falls victim of this

actually i never knew muma gee was quite pretty, thanks to GUS, see what poor costuming,bad attitude and low talent can do to a damsel

still waiting for a comment

this advert has been coming up in the guardian for sometime now and i know the tuesday guardian is a place for scams and all, and i am talking from experience, there is this health IQ initiative telling people with ssce,bsc,msc and phd to pay N5000 in an account in FCMB for training in Denmark,i checked the website and it looks scanty and the only thing going on there is the training and the fact that we get to pay.

in the guardian the deadlines are different from the website ,check out the website.

the coporation sites its partners as follows


Health Information And Quality Authority Consultant
National Environmental Standard Regulations and Enforcement Agency.(NESREA) Consultant
Executive Environment Agency
Action Cancer
Global Institute
and all this companies sounds funny.

check out the website please.
http://healthiqng.com


lets konw what you think,once beaten twice shy

i am still waiting for the other reasons, i have a feeling it is more than seven. lol

lukkie:
What the heck is wrong with this write-up? Nigerians are just a bunch of hypocrites.

the biggest in the world, nigerians are actually hypocrites

platinumnk:
The number one reason why Yaradua Died-

The Gatekeeper went out for a bottle of beer and forgot to refill Yaradua's Generator for Lifesupport.


I pity the fate of the Gatekeeper.

the life support machine was actually overheating, it was not the fault of the gate keeper, it would be silly to blame him, blame it on the man that brought the fake life support machine.

RICHIE BOI:
@poster even in death r u this heartless. i think this thread should be locked

too bad for you, you are obviously typing out of a locked brain.

check out this nigerian boy in the us singing my sweetie and rapping to it. nice.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJM8zHx7AAk

finally he is  declared dead after months of waiting for the following reasons.

7. acting president slashed the health care allowance for the president, an advice given to him by sanusi.

6.the life support machine on which he was placed started overheating, turns out it is igbo made.

5. the saudi hospital had already given him a death certificate which was going to expire.

4.the chief iman was requesting for compensation for telling a lie that he  was coming back soon

3. turai had taken enough money that would last her a lifetime.plus she was getting disgusted with the smell.

2. his death was his 7th agenda

1. after all is said and done, it is better to die as the president and get a public holiday then die as an ex

you can add your own reasons i have a feeeling it should be 100 reasons.


GOOD NIGHT YAR"DUA

zenith test is barrons gmat, i had taken their test before and discovered two passages where duped from it. but there are several baron gmat now but it is barrons gmat and don't waste your credit calling that thief called mentor

mobil is recruiting for trainee geoscientist. check it out http://www.careersnigeria.com/2010/04/21/mobil-producing-nigeria-trainee-geoscientists.html

just got a mail this afternoon from bristow helicopters inviting for a test. does any one know of their test format.

intimacy that is the result of seun setting this whole website to a PG 13 nonsense, every word seex would be automatically changed to intimacy. and at this point it makes no meaning. seun see for yourself.


@ poster
this is a stupid thread, you are engaging, engaging who? where? what kind of job?
this is just another nonsense person looking to extort people.

i told you all in the last post on this issue that she was going to collect nothing less than a million and if she was coming with her entourage she was going to collect more, for those of you angry at beyonce,  go develop yourself, she is coming to prove she is worth all that money, with dancers and all , a live band and very tight vocals.

adenuga has the money, if i had that too i would invite
1. beyonce to sing at the wedding reception.
2. celine dion to sing at the engagement.
3. usher to sing at the bash eve.
4.lady gaga to sing in church, the processsional and the benedictory hymns.( i want a bad romance)
and i would drop 2 milla for all of them.

jennifer lopez has been paid 4million to  sing at a wedding so what is the big deal.

dipobanj:
whether dagrin is dead or not, the fact remains that we shud all be extra careful in everything we do in this life and the kind of friends we keep as peers. he could be drunk or not on that day but only God knows. Put God 1st in everything u do. I want to beliv dagrin could or couldnt cope with the fame he was getting.(God forgive me) what ever position u find your sef, the moment u find out that things are getting too smooth and good that is the moment the devil creeps in and  take most pple away, that moment is when u forget all the prayers u had prayed to God when u had nothing, but the moment your life turns better that is the moment we need to get more closer to God and ask for his grace and protection.Aye le. This life is short and brief and we need to move closer to God. its better not to be a star and die shortly. And pls let us all mind all the lyrics we ever we dance to. God will help us. Dagrin we will miss u. but if u are not dead pls sumone tell us. life is not fair. GOD PLS FORGIVE US  

well spoken D'banj. fame and money is not something for the immature, you have to really be careful and prayerful.

right now the lady is claiming that my guy is a mummy's boy and she would not be forced into walking on eggshells because of his mother

my guy is claiming that the girl is too stubborn and he wanted to prove to her that he can also be stubborn that is why he took her back home.

as at now they are still keeping up the beef

nothing, just pray for him and let him know that you know and dont approve

award shows in nigeria are usualluy so boring and rowdy, with so many speeches and unprofessionality displayed at the awards, no script and everything just looks like a campus award show