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RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 9:04pm On Jan 14, 2022
tgmservice:
The one na quack programmer oo.
Thinking of ToTo all the time instead of improving your coding skills
ToTo is life bruv! I enjoy good pussiiess. Anyways, programming changed my life. Hence, you may be the quack one here.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 9:03pm On Jan 14, 2022
VlamesIffect:
Sha rora ma fa Igbo grin
What does this mean?
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 9:01pm On Jan 14, 2022
toyeoye:
Don't go around kissing strangers, especially during a pandemic. Viral diseases everywhere
Thanks boss. Appreciate.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 8:40pm On Jan 14, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


try BLA some WEED...


u no go feel HEAT



infact ur BODY go just de SWEET u as if u SUUCK BREASST...



WTF MAN
I don't smoke igbo bruv! That shît don't high me. I need a stronger vegetable.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 8:39pm On Jan 14, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
answer the damn question instead of writing rubbish.... so you mean to say that, if/when your babe kisses a stranger and then comes home to tell you :"dont worry babe i didnt take him home to fukc him so this is an achievement" is right for you?!?!?!
Crazy fallacies in your thinking bruv! You need to go back to school or start making money. It'll help in your perceptions.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 8:22pm On Jan 14, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
see this mad person...so you peel the banana but didnt eat it....but nevertheless the banana is/was wasted!!!!!!

you kiss the babe yet didnt fukc and you think that this is an achievement?! you cheated nevertheless, and whether you fukced her or not is the same... you are an UNTRUSTWORTHY/DECEITFUL/UNFAITHTFUL CHEAT!

now here is the simple question for you: how would you react if this was your babe doing the same with a total stranger?!?!?
Calm your low budget balls down bruv! Did I tell you that I was interested in fvcking her? The kiss was spontaneous. Like our lips joined real quick.

Not taking her home is an achievement to me. Everybody no be he-goat like you.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 8:13pm On Jan 14, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool So u no COLLECT CONTROL



AMABOBI to BLAST ur left leg wit my old KALA just de HUNGRY me



WTF MAN
Whether na WTF Man abi na Wagwan.. Shift one side abeg. Heat de.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 8:03pm On Jan 14, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
Guys don't bother reading through. It's a waste of time
grin grin..
You feel disappointed huh??
RomanceMy Experience With A Beautiful Lady At A Cinema by Ocholu(op): 7:42pm On Jan 14, 2022
PS: This thread is not for redpillers.

You know, nothing supercedes self enjoyment. Those times when you take yourself out and just have a good time. I normally do this a lot when I close a business deal. It almost a weekly something. Also, I do take my beautiful baby girl with me on many of such occasions.

But today, after writing few lines of JavaScript, my head began to jam pack. That was when I realized that I needed to unwind. I needed to take myself outta my gaddam closet for more than 4hrs. My body and mind quickly agreed, and I opted to go see a movie.

Freshened up, took my atm, got some cash (from experience, I realized that there's nothing cashless about Nigeria. Better hold some cash. Hence, I always move with some cash) and drove off to a popular cinema in town.

When I got there, I bought enough KFC's and water. They were showing "The 355" or so.

I took a seat in a position that'd really liberate my mental thinking. I quickly noticed that almost everybody were paired up. Boyfriend and girlfriends most likely. So I was a bit isolation, with a big bucket of KFC and some packs of water. I was there to just have an intrinsic fun. Not getting booed up.

As I was settling greatly into the scenery, my mind agreeing with my body that I really made a good choice of coming to see a movie. I smelt a nice perfume coming closer. As I raised up my head, a beautiful lady wanted to seat with me.

Well, I love women, and would hardly miss an opportunity to connect. I oblige and she sat beside me. She had popcorn and orange juice with her. We talked little by little as the movie went on. I quickly realized that she was quite intelligent and vast. Also, we shared a lot of interest.

She told me she likes my smile and the way I speak. She works with a finance company and also runs a saloon spar on the side. She is rich, from the scent of her cologne and bracelets I knew she was.

We talked and laughed more. Like we've known each other for donkey years. At some point, our hands were locked in each other as she laid on my shoulder. I was a bit surprised though. The chemistry was just there. She said that my eyes are seductive when looking at someone. Anyways, I don't know how it happened, but we shared some good kisses too.

I enjoyed my time. And oh! I didn't collect her number or made any effort of sliding into her pant because I have a girlfriend. Even though we kissed, I felt that it happened spontaneously and any other action thereafter, I can easily control it. Told her we may meet someday and sped back home. grin
RomanceRe: How Can I Deal With A Tenant That’s Giving Me Problem? by Ocholu: 11:53am On Jan 13, 2022
Bluezy13:
Give him a written notice of repairs on the building to commence in 3 days, citing maintenance since it is your building. Do this calmly with friendliness.
In three days time, remove a section of his roof.

Be sure to video/snap giving him the notice and keep it for reference purpose.
LoL.. Comrade grin
RomanceRe: How A 80k Deal Landed Me In A Big Mess That Took My Phone Away 4rm Me For 16days by Ocholu: 11:19am On Jan 13, 2022
Let me be real with you OP;

This your gist long pass river Nile. Make I quickly go buy Popcorn and Bigi drink. Ah de come.
RomanceRe: What's The Possibility Of Getting Pregnant Without Penetrative Sex. by Ocholu: 3:28am On Jan 12, 2022
Let me be real with you OP;

Rush go market now go buy pampams and other baby foods. Congratulations bruv! grin.
RomanceRe: Giving Love A Chance Again by Ocholu: 7:52pm On Jan 10, 2022
Let me be real with you OP;

I want to apply in person.
RomanceRe: What I Did To My unappreciative ex girlfriend by Ocholu: 9:21pm On Jan 09, 2022
Let me be real with you OP;

You behaved like a pvssy as** night**.
SportsRe: Nairaland 2021 Nigeria Football Awards Voting Thread by Ocholu: 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2022
Ok
RomanceRe: Young Ladies Beware Of Yahoo Plus Guys by Ocholu: 11:27am On Jan 08, 2022
Maniashow:
Cheap MTN DATA AVAILABLE @ 240/gig.

Check my signature for my contact details.
My man sell your data jare..
RomanceRe: Would You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op): 8:54am On Jan 08, 2022
Lalami3232:
If our girls open up to tell you of their body counts, you no go date them or even marry them. I don discover say men dey multiply their body count by 2 and girls dey divide body counts by 7. A girl go claim say na only 3times she don fvck but her toto go wide and deep like economic recession. Funny enough, plenty of them dey use cream and alum to tighten their already overused canal nowadays, so how you want take know if she's saying the truth? As far say you no meet your wife or GF as virgin, no ever believe the figure she go tell you.
As for me sha, I no dey bother to ask again because na lie na 99.9% go always tell you. While guys dey see multiple body counts as a thing of prestige, women dey see am as a shameful thing, yet their legs no fit close when dem see money, ice cream or shawama grin
Nawa Oh!
RomanceRe: Alpha Guide to Masculinity.. by Ocholu: 6:53am On Jan 08, 2022
luvyaself95:
This Thing is alpha male are king over beta male while sigma Male are king on their own no one can rule them.
Absolutely spot on. This is just it.
RomanceRe: Would You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op): 11:21pm On Jan 07, 2022
Yinkakolawole:
Prostitute dont count how many people they av slept with. Plz leave our girls alone, even if you ask ur partner, some will still lie & a lot of relationship will go sore.
Oga shut your big mouth up! This thread wasn't created to attack women. The headline stated "partner" which means, male & female; but here you go saying I should leave your women alone. Nawa.
RomanceRe: Alpha Guide to Masculinity.. by Ocholu: 11:16pm On Jan 07, 2022
Kutunban:
You are correct and I'm wrong. Cheers bruh
Off course!
But hey! No cheers, until you've hit the social strata.
RomanceRe: Alpha Guide to Masculinity.. by Ocholu: 10:57pm On Jan 07, 2022
Kutunban:
A sigma is a personality trait, they are mostly loners and self reliant, while alpha work in groups and control the group
I know from where you copied this excerpt sir. You couldn't afford to read other studies, sources or translation. You just rushed an picked a "pinch" that demeans.

Trust me, Davido will never do that!

That's my problem with all these low budget "alfa mail" attention seekers. They're half baked in knowledge and don't fully grasp the redpill ideology.
RomanceRe: Would You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op): 10:48pm On Jan 07, 2022
fati2001:
what if I don't have one angry
Wait till your turn Sir
RomanceRe: Would You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op): 10:47pm On Jan 07, 2022
Aidejay:
It all depends on trust.

This conversation is irrelevant if the two people don't trust each other.

What's the use of disclosing body count if it will end up in bruiser egos and jealously or worse pain.
Omo!! "Worse Pain" always ranks higher grin.
RomanceRe: Would You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op): 10:40pm On Jan 07, 2022
fati2001:
cry
Better go ask your babe.
RomanceRe: Alpha Guide to Masculinity.. by Ocholu: 10:38pm On Jan 07, 2022
Kutunban:
Throw up the blue pill and swallow the Red-pill. Welcome to the world of High value males.
Have you heard of the Sigma male? That's were I sit bruv!
RomanceRe: Would You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op): 10:27pm On Jan 07, 2022
fati2001:
yes very important.
grin
RomanceRe: Would You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op): 10:27pm On Jan 07, 2022
harqinhola:
My brother , some things are better not known ooo ... Yoruba Elders use to say , what the eyes does not see does not spoil the heart . ........ make e no come be say my Mummy G.O Mileage na 300 or body count Uncountable.... grin grin grin grin
Leave Mummy GO abeg.. You no be her boyfriend. Lol.
RomanceWould You Want To Know About Your Partner's Body Count? by Ocholu(op):
The trend across Naija social media space since last week has been the topic on body count. A lot of people are arguing that once you're in a relationship, your partner deserve to know your knacking history. The number of individuals you've had coitus with. Other people however, held contrary views.

I found the trend very interesting because my girlfriend had just told me an interesting episode of her past. So, looking at people's biases and objectivity made me understand that whatever had happened in the past, stays in the past.

The question is, is it right or even good to tell your girlfriend/boyfriend things you did intimately in the past? How many people you've knacked? Do the deserve to know?

Well, just before the trend started on SM, my girlfriend told me about hers and I am glad she did. One thing I known for sure is that, I'll never judge someone based on their past.

One dude even argued that it was when he took his fiance to his family house that his cousins told him a lot of stuffs about her. She was even one of his cousins ex. Now, wouldn't it be lighter if the lady had told the guy about what had transpired previously, and anything his cousins would say, he'll be like, "Yeah I know"?.
RomanceRe: Alpha Guide to Masculinity.. by Ocholu: 9:46pm On Jan 07, 2022
Let me be real with you OP;

We're watching you keenly.

I've since swallowed the blue pill.
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience With Colorado Weed by Ocholu: 9:39pm On Jan 07, 2022
Let me be real with you OP;

It never did shit to me.
RomanceRe: How I Forgot God Because Of Fine Woman by Ocholu: 9:35pm On Jan 07, 2022
Let me be real with you OP;

This your gist is hilarious.

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