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RedMac:
To a large extent is not about money, it's about her level, she ranks low compared to my two elder brothers wife... How do I present her to my parents as my wife is my biggest problem here...

What do you mean by rank low bros? She no go school abi wetin? Abi na Onions she de sell for street?

Oh! So you get time to chok your penis inside her oil well, but you no get time to marry her abi? Seems both of you rank low after all. But, from my calculations, you even rank lower than her.

Let me be real with you OP;

Good women de scarce now. If you find one, hold am tight. If not, gimme her digits. You can equally, upgrade her social strata. Publish her to the level you want ma gee.

Let me be real with you OP;

I took my time to read your story, after which I gulped down a glass of water to revive myself. Like, wetin I just read like this?

Kellibae:
Okay..but it was obvious it will fail.
Prostitutes hardly change their mind totally.
Some1 will agree just to collect funds from u.
Anything aside physical cash. "U are talking nonsense"( in their head)

Render that help to those who are willing

Your perception is myopic sha.

LiberatedGirl:
After two female Strangers harrassed my Boyfriend to either buy bread or drinks for them my man's opinion of women has nosedived. I gave him the gist of how Women today are and he was shocked. So my boyfriend has hardened his heart towards Women, he does not want to be used by women. Luckily I'm in his good books and he sent N3,000 into my account as an apology for buying them drinks, he did not sit with them to drink anything , he just bought them drinks and went on his merry way sad and Angry that he had been used. The drinks came to N300 and he is angry. Anyway my man knows what's up now. No Free Drinks For Strangers either Male or Female.

Your boyfriend is really in trouble!! You're really messing with his head. Nawa Oh!

Torquena:
The SarutobiEky guy you promised to help, have you fulfilled that promise? Smh

I've responded to his mail. So there's no point shaking your head.

Kellibae:
Before u cure it u must keep constant eye on them for several months or years(depending on the level of damage) just like every other addiction, and u ain't guaranteed of success still.

Yeah. These were some of the factors considered too. Not like I tried and failed as you earlier stated.

Softenergy:
I want to speak as a business man who have used used escort for business, I have used escorts to close a business deal in Zimbabwe, Ghana, and recently three weeks ago in Lagos.

My primary intent is to bewitch my clients who have dragged business discussions so long or when you want to submit a contract in some few establishments or contract cost assessment interview or tough business negotiation

My primary concern is not for sex related matter, control your self in this regard you will command respect, when a woman who thought she is irresistible find that you are not keen to sleep with her, her thought ran wild, she feels rejected, but at the end assure her the beauty in her, her resilience, any value you place on her.

I successfully closed a deal with an escort I contacted in codedruns.com, I got in touch with one, went through her profile, she happened to be a bachelor of science degree holder, she was eloquent, fully clothed, no nudity, she runs a massage parlor. When i called her she told me to add her on WhatsApp, I told her I use telegram for obvious reasons which WhatsApp lacked., Fortunately she had an account.
I told her I will be visiting Lagos soon to call her when I arrived.

A bolt driver took me to Radisson Blu Anchorage Hotel Victoria Island, after an hour of my arrival, I called her knowing her concern is to make money, she started asking for upfront fare money, I told her I will send a driver to pick her up and bring her to Radisson Hotel VI, she asked whether I am serious, at her arrival and upon entering in the suite I lodged she looked like a goddess, tall, flawless skin, I could sense she was captivated by the opulence, which I took advantage off. I made a call as if i informed my security orderly, that i have a guest, who may leave within 45mins.

I thoroughly briefed her the role she will play as my executive secretary to a firm I will visit the next two days, to fix her eyes on M.D as if she is a doll without batting an eye she charged #100000, she asked if I needed any other thing from her I said no, I quickly dismiss her that my time with her is up, that i will having a meeting, assured her she will receive her money before we leave for the contract signing, and made arrangement to take her back. I fully coded her, that upon reaching the office i will hand over my phone to her pick or reject calls during the discussion, that if my wife called she will just say your wife is on the phone and hand it over ,After the three hours the deal was done, signed and sealed because i stumbled into codedruns in a vanguard review of the site. She anticipated sex, which never took place, she offered to give Swedish massage, or Nuru massage in my suite room which i haven't heard before, after explaining the process involved, i declined, not that i am impotent, i am exercising the power of SEX TRANSMUTATION.
The bottom-line is escorts are not all about sex, sex but some of them can come handy as i have aforementioned in the second paragraph. The earlier you learn sex transmutation the less complicated some lives will greatly improved, that what helped Europe countries to grow

Hello Sir, maybe you should do a thread on sex transmutation. Thanks.

Tealover:

What do you think? Or I should send a PM if you'll feel comfortable in privacy?

Kellibae:
This is story story story..I heard people telling u on that topic that those gals won't accept ir offer u were doubting it..I'm sure u have tried it and they declined or u made inquire and same thing was told to u. Lol.
ashewo is an addiction just like drugs

I must be real with you;
I did not test run anything. It was supposed to be a big project that'd cut across many states. So, a lot of frameworks needs to be built before test running.

LoL.. You talk about addiction like it incurable? Go out and hear testimonies.

Let me be real with you OP;

The dude is missing out a lot.

His problem sha.

Sequel to the below thread, were I narrated my plans of helping young ladies, or rather ladies and even boys who are into the business of prostitution (runs) across the country, I got a lot of inputs and suggestions.

You can read the thread below;

https://www.nairaland.com/6919685/see-plans-helping-runz-girls

But, after much considerations, deliberations and serious enquiries, I have decided to drop the idea and the plans I have for them. At least for now.
A lot of factors were considered. And I must be real with y'all that, top of the list is the spirituality that may come with it.

I am not yet ready to start fighting any battle I did not bargain for. Nope! I am not. One dude made me understand that I may not be going against normal people. If you know, cool; if not, forget about it!

I will take up the mantle eventually. Who knows, third or fourth quarter of this year. By that time, I would be well informed and covered with the Blood of the Lamb.
Gracias!

Nice resolutions. Anyways, I am ready to settle down too. Maybe we should lean towards each other.

LiberatedGirl:
Na Wa.... Is this how you dribble your babe when she has caught you. You are better than Messi at dribbling. Here take Ballon D'Or.

I don't dribble. Plus my baby girl loves me more than how you love your boyfriend.

LiberatedGirl:
So You Think You Are Better than Them ?You Should Change Your User Name to " Iamveryproudoverabsolutelynothing".

I see that literature is really extinct from your person. I didn't mean "village people" to term them as poor people or whatever you thought; but figuratively, to mean that you shouldn't allow a harmless action by your boyfriend cloud your judgement. Then at the end of the day, you'll see that your actions were born out of insecurities or even jealousy.

Let me be real with you OP;

Look down at the people viewing this your thread. See the number of "village people" viewing it??

I won't say much again!

Kate98:
Be worried, very worried. She is dropping hints that she is not satisfied in the relationship, for what ever reason her needs (probably emotional needs) are not being met. Her friends do not sound like true friends at all, rather shallow and selfish to me. Not a good influence at all, unless of course you think your girlfriend is deep down just like them? Why is she out drinking with girls?? It sounds like she is looking for an excuse to cheat, building up a defense for when she does. She is throwing herself right into the middle of temptation. You can bet once she does step over the line she will be remorseful and apologetic, that she tried to tell you how unhappy she was, etc. Blah,blah, blah. This woman is not stable and no good can come from the road you both ate on. Her friends are sick, twisted women, who have no conscience or real love for others. Selishness nevers brings about good. You will have to be the judge of her true character.

Hmmm.. This is deep. Even mesef learn something here.

Ogbeni you need to go back to school oh! Start from scratch. Because, which kind write-up be this? Or do you have a motive of punishing Nairalanders?

I don't even understand anything you wrote up there, for me to be able to give you any cognitive advice. Too much turn turn for your sentences.

Anyways, from the little I understood, and if I must be real with you OP;

You need to face your fears. It is easy to see that your girlfriend is at the helm of the relationship, while you're just there receiving directions. If you feel that she's cheating, make sure you gather enough facts before confronting her.

arthurwillia:
Do you have vacancy in your home?

We're not in the same location.

Let me be real with you OP;

I agree with you. May God Almighty help us. Amen

Soloblincus:
Sharrap. Goggle THC and how it affects the brain. Strong brain indeed. Just tell us you are afraid of weed instead of forming strong man. I advice you stay away from it since you are already dreading it otherwise you end up in psychiatric hospital.

Psychiatric Hospital that you're currently in? SMH

Hypnotise:
OP you better smoke up and be wise

I am still wiser. Even without smoking.

Let me be real with you OP;

Go and meet your redpill brothers make them help you. I heard one even signed an endorsement deal recently . So, there'll be enough cash to take care of your heartbreak.

Mercychen:
Mmmm... How about embossing the Logo? It makes it more appealing. Then, never blur out a text. You want people to be able to read your text. So, the blurry text is a no no.


Try using wordArt text for your titles. Use the tilting text with really bold letters. They appear better that way.

Chai! Reminds me of my days in computer school, learning graphic designs with Corel draw. We did shegey with graphics. Pepsi logo and all.

I remember an interview at Guinness. I was asked to design a Guinness logo, I wowed the chairman and got the job as a data entry clerk. Memories.

Nice. What are you into now??

Oga this your story long oh! Make I go buy Popcorn and Bigi drink.

Let me be real with you OP;

Do not expect anything in return from people. I repeat; do not expect anything in return from people.

That's how I de manage my life jeje jeje.

IceColdVeins:
leave the guy and his delusions.
Same thing I thought the first time I tried weed, I thought it was just to retain the smoke in my mouth and blow out, I wasn’t feeling shii until I watched my guys drag the smoke down their lungs and I saw it change from dark cloud to white fog. Then I tried it and knew what’s up since then.
Op must think it’s a child’s play, he’s so naive lol

Shut up Oga.

BestDicker:
Na everybody you just dey reply .
You want make your thread long so them go approve am for FP..
U MISS ROAD.

Mumu!! They don't take this kinda post to front page.

Dreytonisback:
The day you finally understand the spirituality that comes with smoking Canada loud
You'll come back here to preach to us how your life has changed from better to best .

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Hilarious ..