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Ask her the kind of Virgin she be because their are two type of Virgins.

1. Virgin Virgin- means never chop joystick before

2. Virgin after repentance. For this virgin eh, after you don chop all kinds of joystick come give your life to Christ. They come born you again making you born again. She be virgin in Christ Jesus so bro find out the one she b...

Thank me later

As for me I suggest you talk to her about it, now is time. But you will have to give her time to find another suitor before you do anything about marriage on your own side....

Peace......

Ugly girl with a good heart, God will bless you for that my sister. You don't have a choice than to be good...

I think your family needs that help more than me or your family won't they want to get rich? Oga carry your mouth go one side. I pity your life because my father's age mate is here fooling his generation around. If I have your type as a father I will kill you before your wake up by this time tomorrow. Charlie I'm wey too bigger than you and your lineage. Check my profile!!!!! Signing out sicko

EmptyCoconutHead:
just checked your profile and noticed that you're a jobless and miserable fellow whose full-time duty is to insult and abuse your father's agemate on nairaland.
I'd have helped your poor and miserable life by giving u a job but the thing is that u don't even have any school certificate.
Go back and complete your secondary school u illterate

Tell me what you need to locate me at least let Me help your life bring you out from your village and I will give it to you with t/f okpo,anu. You're just a senseless small baby.. Get a life you low life dickhead.......

EmptyCoconutHead:
anumpama common reveal ur identity and location make I beat that nonsense commot for your flat skull.
Anuofia

You Just proved to me how senseless you're because five of you in your family I will beat the stupidity commot for una kindred.

EmptyCoconutHead:
you can only say this because it's a faceless forum.
Idiot if u get mind upload ur pics make I lcate u sharparly beat that nonsense commot for your body.
Blood Ipob bastard

Hahahahahaha!!! what you know will kill you. Still a babylet!

Deltatoto:
what you don’t know is bigger than u.

Mpa GI there! do I look like someone who grew up in fears. E no go better for you! E no go better for your generation! Come boy! no try me because I will smoke you I swear.

Deltatoto:
ill expose u.allen Avenue.dont dare me I’ll post ur pic here

Still better than your empty head ewu!!! MPA GI there.

Isi empty.. Chukwu kpo GI oku there

MPA GI again for attacking your Father...

EmptyCoconutHead:
your moniker says it all
Ode

The first version of tacha in making, quote me make thunder fire you. My grandpapa na native doctor and I'm serious about that....

Love you babe

MzBertty:
Mike! Congrats u gat my vote

If that word can come out of your mouth freely quote me it means na ashawo born you and if you can be free to call a woman that it also mean you should go and collect your birth certificate in that ashawo house you wear born. Oh! I forgot you don't know the place. Ask your mother or all your sisters they have answer for you. Ashawo man

Deltatoto:
ashawo

Just see people's madness...

I tire ooooo

optimus106:
Give it to your family members...

don't they wanna be rich

Don't mind the idiot, You can only know a foul through a conversation. not a fault sha that's her own level of foolishness.

Jayslicky:
See natural stupidity, how did you know he has children outside his marriage, you are always trying to form feminist but you are just dumb.

The man should come out for president, we will vote for him...

There is nothing wrong with her dressing. If my wife dresses like the other women any time she is going for events I will divorce her on time because I can't marry a lady that will always be wearing all these wrapper kind of dress and be covering her hair anyhow. My wife need to always look and dress sharp not local.[/quote]Says who? coming from a boy, when you become a man we talk about it. I love Tontolet outfit I swear.

You're a fool I swear... ;

Bonatheripper:
Depends on who's tempting...
I'd personally flog Teni with leather belt if she tries to tempt me.
But I'll f.uck banky's wife hard

Ladies if a man tells you say he dey design, check well well know the kind thing him dey design, some men na woman face designer oooo....

Ndi ala.....

I'm not supporting his act but i have always needed this answer. why is it okay for woman to molest man but not okay for man to molest woman. If it's the other way round, all the women will laugh it out. Bad!!!! But the dude should have respect for women!

R.I.p to them.....

Jiang:
No she isn't, That's was just her little bro lying on her lap, I think you should pick up the call, apologize to her for walking out on her & refusing to pick her call. Also profess ur undying love for her & how you don't care about others servicing her as you love her too much to give a shyt.
I think that way she will appreciate you more as her maga & dedicated slave

That's harsh dude.

Igbo man. Gee remember me as well.

Oma307:
Abeg, dey give me tickets too na, at least let me have mouth to say I almost win 14 million Naira

That's too harsh Mr........

G next time no dull like this again oo, because you for Bleep her wella. Use your prick..... flog sense into her by now na she for dey run after you. Along the line una fit take it from there. Talking from experience

Me that ATM is in front of my house and any time I see fine girl for ATM I act as if I dey withdraw. My first approach will be, sorry is it paying? I withdraw everyday and is becoming part of me.

She deserve to be flogged for that act. That's why I love my nigerian men, is better you forget your
Luggages or even phone than forgetting their child. that you don't know how to sing I swear you must sing this particular one.

Eh..... my husband will kill me today ooooo,

what will I tell my husband oooo

Eyaaa, maybe this is how God wants to connect us together. Their is a place for you here.......