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hammed71:
lol nawa ooo, to compliment Mba, to sit down make I stand for you, rara, those guys are twisted in the head.I don't think I can cope there ooo

This is an eye opener..

Nobody has given clear or vivid description like this before, first hand info.

The OP way of Narrating or descriptive prowess is second to None.

OP any day u come or visit Delta State......let me know........we go ball.



God bless the OP.

Mofy123:
Phoenix is faster. it took me just 30mins to
register

Bro how do u bypass this area?

I'm done! Successfully applied.

Folabifreeman:
As Npower registration gradually draws to a close, Are you still having issues with your Npower registration? I will register you for a token fee of #500 NGN, same day registration guaranteed. WhatsApp me on 070...1406...1763. Don't waste time with your future. Take action

Bro how do I pass thru this segment?

SAKUR:
Oyo State Governor Abiola Ajimobi on Sunday made public the assets declaration form which he deposed to shortly before his inauguration as governor on May 29.

Making the content of the form public on behalf of his boss, the governor’s Senior Special Assistant on Public Communications, Dr. Festus Adedayo, said the step was in line with Ajimobi’s promise to commence a government that lays store by transparency and accountability in the administration of the state.

Adedayo said the governor deposed to the Assets Declaration Form for Public Officers at the Registry of the State High Court, Ibadan, before Justice Ladiran Akintola, on May 27, 2011, two days before assuming office.

The assets declared, according to him, include cash in local banks, buildings, vehicles, business enterprises and household items.

According to the form filled by the governor, the total amount of cash he has in banks in the country is N292, 432, 107.00 while he has none in any foreign account.

The governor also declared that he had a mansion in Ibadan worth N250m, a building in the same city worth N150m, another one with the value of N300m in Lagos, as well as a detached house worth N300m in Abuja.

He added that he had a flat purchased through mortgage financing worth £450,000 in the United Kingdom, another worth £1.95m, purchased through mortgage in the UK and another house worth $1.5m in the United States of America.

Ajimobi also declared that he owned 131 acres of farm land in a village at the Ido Local Government area of Ibadan worth N150m, two Lagos-based companies, Viz Grandex Nigeria Limited, worth N200m and Network Petroleum Nigeria Limited, worth N260m.

The governor put the worth of all his vehicles at N94.25m and household furniture, which include generating sets and electronics at N25m.

The governor also declared that his wife, Mrs. Florence Ajimobi, possesses a house in Ibadan that is worth N15m and another in Lagos that is worth N250m.

Adedayo said the new government of Oyo State laid great store by probity and accountability, and was of the belief that the patrimony of the people must be guarded jealously as the governor would give account of all that was entrusted in his care, not only to the people of the state who voted for him in the April elections, but to God “the ultimate judge” who would request for an account whenever the governor finishes his assignment on earth.

Ajimobi is the first governor of the state to publicly declare his assets

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201107042401971

The current Governor also declared his "assets too" and was tagged the richest Governor

Danny6552:
Daniel can you recommend a good skill someone can learn in Nigeria before moving to Germany??.

Danielhouston plz elaborate on this sir.


Thanks

Danielhouston:
American fitness is an exclusive gym. The monthly membership is usually from 40-80 euros, depending on what your plan is. It is better organized but smaller in size with very few branches. They also have less equipment compared to Mcfit.

They have a sauna and a steam room. It is perfect for winter and to detox your body. The sauna is for both boys and girls and everyone is naked. So yeah, you see everything and mind your business. A girl can be sitting right in front of you naked, and there is nothing you can do about it. If you have an erection, you are on your own.
You will also find couples in their own corner, naked. You sit on your towel and you can cover your private part if you want.

I have never seen a black girl in this gym and I can imagine why. Germans usually say nudity is normal and nobody cares but.... if you’re black, they want to see you naked and pretend they’re not looking. I usually don’t mind. I sit at the sauna totally naked and don’t give a damn. It’s a mixed crowd so I’m fine with it.

I once met an American guy there and we became friends for a short time. He had just moved to Berlin with his girlfriend and wanted to make friends. He told me was a nurse and works at a hospital. I later got to find out he was actually a male stripper and worked at a strip club. What surprised me even more was that, he and his girlfriend are bisexual and have an open relationship where they have sex with other people. I don’t judge but I ran away.

Welcome to Berlin.

OP welcome back bro,

More CMYK to your pen!

ProudBornoBoy:
I stay mosque line, the other last line before gks, infact any where sleep meet me. Is it the story building or the non-story building opposite the bank, cause technically the bank is opposite the market line.

Are u in Warri now or in Borno State?

Maybe we go see today Sunday.

ProudBornoBoy:
Which side for Hausa Quarters you dey stay??

The compound opposite the Zenith Bank. And u?

This is the issue

Antoeni:
Dino Melaye and Daddy Freeze must explain publicly about their personal relationship/ friendship with Hushpuppi.
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Stale and outdated jokes

Lamasta:
www.saharareporters.com/2020/06/26/breaking-army-arrests-wife-lance-corporal-martins-granting-media-interview

Same Nigeria Army that bragged about ending Boko haram on slaught immediately PMB assume office?

Now they know the difference between GEJ n PMB

Igbochief001:
If you think North has any plans of supporting any one from south west ...then you must be politically dumb

People like roachas , onu , kalu stands far better chance than tinubu

If he tries rubbish Lagos would be taken from him , fulanis are not obj and Jonathan that have limits when they fight you ...they go all out and make sure u never recover

Tinubu that singlehandedly made PMB president?

Tinubu is ahead of all those people u mentioned oga.

Dying man indeed.

Na the latest format be this?

EMEKUSBOY9:
HELLO GUYS,

Like i promise to update today , i will be sharing something little about how days of the weeks are, in ivory coast. I know many people only have one day of the week in their heart.....

So lets go,

* I will be starting with MONDAY, i know this day to Nigerians is the most serious day among other days of the week.. ( cool down bro, life is not hard )

Yes! In ivory coast is like that too but this Ivorians always want to mixed "pleasure and work"

I remember, starting from when i left my house going to meet my Ivorians guys, when i had not yet gotten a soccer team.... From the road side you starting seeing people trooping into the bar and club, and the only question i was asking my self was " is like this people came to night club on Sunday but not yet left the club till Monday morning " then again my mind will start running through, and again i ask my self this question " but if they are here from Sunday till Monday, does that mean dey dnt have a job or are they the managers of does companies..."

I was confused this way.... till one faithful monday, as i was going to meet my Ivorian guys..... I saw a white nice ride coming into the bar, then i said " where is this car going then i make sure to know where it was going too... My brethren i saw him driving to where people are dancing, then i finally conclude that this people club even on Monday morning. The painful thing is that is early in the morning by 8am, i saw those people in the club dancing i was so angry but a voice came to me and said " now u know u are in a foreign country" that is how i mind my business and FACE where i was going too

* TUESDAY'S :- what i notice to my own opinion is a day when the week just started forget does people that goes too work by Monday, they are still carrying some " hang over" most managers or directors are likely not be on seat "you blame them? " U better dnt blame them.... A country that closes from 2pm or 4pm from work

So if a manager or director that went to club starting from Friday to Sunday and he had " hang over" do u think he will be bothery him self? When he knows by 2pm work is closed

That was why i said Tuesday is Monday to them... When their eyes is now cleared and they start facing realities ( money don finish by that time

WEDNESDAY:- their markets are always filled up, the atmosphere is always lively. And that is when u will also discover a tribe called "JULA" i believe it originated from " Burkina Faso" but is also an " Ivorian tribe also. Their girls are like those pretty girls in the north of Nigeria ...... That is when u will see a real beauty and standing b**b and nice a** ( na u know Weting dey ur mind ooo) i just they explain

Na there u go cry why u no hear French! You go call one she go rush come, then after u call her... Weting u won talk?

That is where u start thinking of learn French fast!

Your * Mr do good" go just they suffer u.... because e dey see something. God forgive my sins..... I won just tell them make them know Weting i go see for there.

Let me just stop for this Wednesday, because na "adult content " day.

I want make people fit sleep this night

So guys, i will update THURSDAY, FRIDAY And SATURDAY ( samedi SUA) , even SUNDAY.

This remaining days are EPIC, so i need enough time to relax too write it.

So guys, see u soon for updates....



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Funny thread bro. Monday in Nigeria is like "Do or die affair" I wish Naija can declare Monday public holiday

drake49:
Today's Update... As usual Lagos retained its top spot by bagging a whooping 288 Points.. Oyo on the other hand has been consistent lately .. Rivers has taken the fight to be among top 4 daily, and Only God knows the plan of Delta... They are surprising us.... NOTHING much for the Northern states... They have realised this is not election, take Kano for Instance..... All in All, God keeps us safe

Only God knows the plan of Delta State. Hahahahahahahahaha guy u funny die

Yebosola:
Is This Day Apc paper? Face front

So ThisDay Newspaper can't collect work from upcoming journalist

Melezenawii:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/06/21/obaseki-from-fry-pan-to-fire/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Opinion trash from APC apologist/brown envelope journalist

God bless Trump for stopping such funds. Cos it will end in APC pocket

Sammy07:
He should write his name in full nah

Agbo (Yoruba) means something In English nah
Muslims will understand better

Agbo lives in the town of Lagoon, which is not far from Ibadan.

[quote author=ThePianoGuy post=85425399][/quote]What's the price of the turtle neck ?

EngrMarve:
Male

Are u the OP or the OP second moniker?

Youganda12:
Ffk talks too much

All the way from Uganda? Oga concentrate on your sleeping legislative men

EngrMarve:
Wait, is this post about their physical looks?

Well

Why should I be sad?


But truth be told, I respect that gender but I don't care about them. (I am very sorry to type this here)

Hey, I just feel like I don't need them. I care more about me being successful.

Are u male or female??

Hi Nairaland politics section,


We have seen a situation whereby a Governor, Deputy, Speaker, Deputy Speaker got impeached.


Can LGA chairmen in Nigeria can be impeached


Let's discuss

Cc: Lalasticlala mynd44 and Seun

Joined twitter December 2019. Already has 14k followers?

Memberclub:
Have you ever seen a Muslim woman marry a non Muslim person?

No

Samir129:
I’ve been legally living in Turkey for 6 years, they have the lowest racism in Europe.

For the past 6 yrs you lived illegally, did you encounter issues?

Did you date their girl's?

What's the locals reaction


Have they yelled at you the mall?


Don't just quote people, give us detail encounter of life as a Black Man in Turkey.

repairpalng:
Kindly get in touch via Whatsapp, we have the screen. Just mention nairaland as your source: 08137013426,

Bro your number is not connecting and I couldn't find u on WhatsApp

Sysdatek:
Ibaka seaport should speed up pls

Uyo to onitsha is 4 hours
Aba 1 hour
Port harcourt 2hours

White elephant project

EMEKUSBOY9:
Good day guys..., like i promise to get some real fact on some question raised on houses and place to stay. i had made some few contact with my friend before today and also talk to him today to be sure of what he told me.

Firstly, you most know that the figures are in cefa and not naira, and by that, naira currency is above cefa ( not much gap although).

So let start with housing....

STUDIO ONE BEDROOM - 30-35,000 cefa every month. If u want to start... Some can take 200,000 cefa as (agreement fee) and every month u will be paying 30,000 cefa.

Also if you want the ones of 15 to 20,000cefa because it has (public toilet) hustler choice . . .... You can also get the ones of 25,000 cefa studio apartment that is good alone and with private toilet not public. But if u want a room & parlor then is 50-60,000 , some can collect 4 or 5 months cusion from you, and also take 250,000 from for agreement.

Also they are another STUDIO APARTMENT for 40,000cefa that is called " AMERICA STUDIO" that is big. So it all depend on how much u bring into the country for house . and again if u want places that is cheap in Abidjan that u can be paying like 30,000cefa or 35000cefa, but places like " Berger, des wit and a place called panama, dat is cheap! u have to be calculating ur transport from work to house( please not sure of those spellings is been long ooo) does places like the places i listed u can get a Room and Parlor for 35 to 40,000kcefa that is good with well furnished with ties.

For the BUSINESS - it depend on the business you are coming to do, but if you are coming from Nigeria is better to know the business you are coming with that u can sale & get ur money or if u are coming to do business in ivory coast you can come then look for business, and it's depend on your finance u have at hand.......

So guys, i believe i had done justice to some questions....

@deb07, give me time to answer the rest of ur questions.

See you guys later for another update.



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Nice updates, those who have ears let them hear #PMB

jboixxx:
[color=#0000ff]Oops! Contact Repairpalng, ollyfair or go to Raya Electronics. If none of the aforementioned could not help, then, it's AliExpress and timeline isn't predicable at the moment but minimum of 3weeks. [/color]

Bro thanks for the info

Cc: Repairpalng and ollyfair