Bacteriologist:
Nigeria is finished. A country where the average IQ is less than 85. Where citizens vote in/help incompetent leaders rig elections.

A country ravaged totally by religion and superstition cum corruption.

A society where its citizens do not give a shit about welfare because more than 80% of the people are waiting to die so they can go to a better place called Heaven where they don't need to work to get fed.

A society that prioritises tribe and religion over actual competence is doomed to fail.

And things like these are what you get from such a ridiculous society. I weep for Nigeria.

How did you conduct the IQ test?
What's your own IQ?
Your reply will show if you are an average Nigerian.

Rekyz:
Lies from the pit of hell!

Sorry o.Mr hell.
You no dey Twitter ,official handle Don confirm am

If they can't find the phone they return the 10k.
And I heard if they catch the thief they will ask him to refund the 10k as bail condition .
So its a win win for you.

Its from experience.

I paid 10k but after two months when they didn't see the phone I went back to collect my money . No stress at all

qanda:

Well...you are entitled to your opinion.

Some who earned 9k during their time saved.

I bought my first Laptop from NYSC savings.

It is a known fact that many NYSC members still get gifts from Parents, Uncles, Siblings, Family and Friends.... many dont pay rent yet...

The disciplined and wise ones will SAVE

Its not a fact. I do received money weekly from my popsi but the day I received my first allowee in camp was the last day I received any.
The only time I received money from my uncle was just 2k and I was broke that time
I know several people who still sends money to siblings from the allowed self.
So where you take see your own fact.

Speak for yourself

That fat guy tho...

Arrears nko

okorotalkative:
This kain thing dey pain persin.

You just served finished abi

Multiple media outlets saying deal is done and Medical is set for Thursday.

YorubaPrince:
Then all the citizens of the developed and advanced nations should have lost their sanity!

Reading is different from learning and everyone has a breaking point.
I remembered one time I was doing this ZLY course and I really wanted to ace it. I read for 2days straight without going home reading and reading over and over again.
The third day I felt I was going to run mad I had to go home and sleep to refresh myself.
Our abilities are diff and you can actually break down if you read over a long period of time without sleep but I can't say one will run mad.

cr7lomo:
That's how star do.... This guy is just incredible ...this guy is the real superman of football... He is like all these killers in horror movies... When u think they are dead , they rise again... Just like the 80s classic horror movie " JASON"

I remembered that Jason.Scary

Below are the list of countries that has one or more case(s) of the raging deadly coronavirus

I have used FB and Access .I think Access deserves this award. Access app makes sense

eddieguru:
wetin you use comment ...na your toothpick

My mind.
If you believe it you can do it

ugodson:


U no get phone but u still sign in nairaland and post ur comment, u borrow the phone sign in

The power of the mind.
With your mind,you can do anything.
Just believe

me I no kukuma get phone so no worries

NwaAmaikpe:




The long and short of this DNA abnormally is that the moms of these kids obviously cheated with hunters they came across with.

You know women prefer dates with men from far away...they love to shiiit away from home so that it's smell won't torment them while they sleep.

you could be right but the scientists might disagree.
Probably its a taboo for their tribe to give birth yo a stranger ,so they buried the two of them alive hence the lone grave.

you basically mentioned every thing on the road. Why don't you mention impatient trekkers too

Citytrend:
I can assure you that Nigeria have broken all record. Only in Nigeria have I seen a man destroy his very Own Place of worship. Because I'm pretty sure none of the dudes is a Christian. It's either there's something the Iman didn't tell these dudes years back or God's Wrath is on this Country.

This is a sound warning for the Self acclaimed Leaders!

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Terrorist attacks mosques too in Afghan,Syria etc.
its not only in Nigeria.
They attack such places cos of diff in ideology.

dumb headline. Who will burna boy fans support before?

pennywys:


Welloooooo,

For me, I like watching our 9ja home movies where realities are put into dramas than did yanky movies their too tricky

Though telenovela do present something reasonable, but u see American action movies, there's no reality in it just tricks only.


I bow out

Tricky you say?
Did you watch Smallville (especially the part when there where still kids)
One tree hill.
High school musical.
ATYPICAL.
LAST MAN ON EARTH(best seasonal comedy)

Grays Anatomy.
Chicago meds.
modern Family.
Fault in our stars.
Rush hour.
Like stars on earth.
Three Idiots.
Chalk and Duster and several other intellectual movies?
You are here comparing foreign films to naija films.


Foreign film might be film trick but they teach you things about how the universe works like starwars etc.
you know about the galaxy Dr fringe teaches you practical and theoretical physics than you ll ever learn in life.
Sit down and continue watching your telenovelas and leave foreign films to those who understands it.

Offpoint:
What do men really want?

its simple .
According to the guy he wants the good character plus beauty. I think there is no confusion there.

you no add Botany/plant science.
Does that mean I v a chance?
but hey, who are you to decide worse course or not?

Abeg shift joor

budaatum:
Sounds like your 17 year old niece has led your daughter astray. If I were you, I'd send her back home to start with, then me and hubby have to sit down and be honest about how we both produced this or lie and rue the consequences of our errors.

The niece didn't lead her astray. You read the part where she already indicated the daughter showed signs of rebelliousness. The parents need to stay home more.
The girl lacks love (forget material stuffs they claim to buy for her).
She needs someone who understands her and since her parents aren't home ,the niece had to fill in the spit of the parents. So tell me ,does a 17 yr old girl even knows the same . The two girls probably suffered from the same thing. Lack of attention and physical.
They feel nobody cares about them thus the sign of rebellion.

oga o

Thieves beating thieves

Ttrrffyyghuuh:




Truth is Nigeria is full of mad people

Nairaland is more or less a social network for the mentally deformed especially the romance and politics sections

It’s a place where mad people connect and get to know each other, that’s why, for silent readers like us it can be addictive just reading funny and outrightly ridiculous comments

Most times I just scrolled down to comments section cos I need humor without having to pay. NL comment section is the right place to understand mumuism

I smell lies

caught?
Like the turtle has done any wrong and it has been apprehended.
You invade someone's habitat and you still tag the headline "see the turtle caught"

You people should not eat that thing or else...

newdawn2017:
Gbenu soun jare ! oga 2 wrongs.

typical .
You can't discuss without being disrespectful

Lamanii22:
Is this how girls love dicks? What happened to being disciplined...

As a relationship therapist ,you shouldn't be surprised.

michlins:
sexual molestation is evil

It is.

YoungLionken:
Nice job by the school management.

Those days in primary school, you would hear"I want to be a pilot, I want to be a medical doctor.."Some of them are runs girls,teachers,armed robbers, thugs, traders (on/offline on shoes, clothes),bed sellers,etc ...

So wrong of you to put teachers in this list.