₦airaland Forum

FreeStuffsNG:
They were living off our woes before until God used Asiwaju Tinubu to cut them to size.

It's interesting to note how just a single policy is wiping off rent seekers. From generator merchants to shylock petrol marketers to those who never pray our public electricity supply will improve, they all lule pii!

This is a lesson to anyone still in rent seeking business, the policy that will force you to innovate or die is just few seconds away.

They expect even our yet unborn generations to live with the obscene annoying sound and environmental pollution of generators abi.smh
Check my signature for free stuffs!

N20 condom would had prevented this comment years ago.

Vg

Zxcvbnmghtr:


I honestly like the way lots and lots of people have been repeating a prayer. It reminds me of how everyone repeatedly say "GOD BLESS AMERICA".

Ours is "MAY IT FAVOUR US AND OUR FAMILIES"

The Nigerian people have consciously found a prayer that has become like a national anthem.

Remain blessed.

I'm sorry for your intellect.

Punishing a security guard for not letting you in, instead of facing his master who gave the instructions

efec:
People like him would say "is it not to just add videos together, what's there", forgetting the creative energy needed, that money nor reach for data seff to download 4k videos.

E no get idea the size of even 5 minutes 4k video.
E go download, edit and still send am to am, imagine the data consumption.

Honestly I feel like beating that op black and blue aswearit

Who will do the arresting? US or SA?

tyup:
Aww that's so sad and sending my condolences to the family of the boy.

I sincerely suggest they take the Dog to a veterinary therapist for evaluation and given necessary treatment so incidents like this isn't repeated. So sad

Kill de fxcka... what nonsense vet...

Idiotic humans being keeping animals as pet....

Whatever act base on instinct instead of logic, shouldn't be near a human.

write script, produce and edit 10 videos in a week for 5k.

Seems you're suffering from mental illness.

No serious editor will even collect 5k to edit 10 seconds video.

Better go and use AI to generate crappy video yourself

TemplarLandry:
How sure are you the gun he brandished was unregistered?

Your education was a waste

Love800:
U always take tea in the morning?

Wat of pap?

I'm too lazy to make pap, and it makes me sluggish and sleepy.

Charpell:
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Thanks, I've sent a message.

Komu1048:
Bros I just pray that thing call ulcer no happen to you, I was like u before. I no go even eat since morning reach 4pm n I no go feel am once I’m busy with work, I hate eating.

Now, dem no born me make I no eat min 5times a day. I hate it but if I don’t , I will be useless holding my belly everywhere.

If u can improve on your eating habit

I'm naturally wired that way my brother, doctors said my body digest food at slowest rate known to humans.

Not that I felt urges and refused eating... I don't just feel hungry.

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Illegal1:
omoh.........no reason am,dat fufu no reach anytin.

i go eat atleast 7 of dat fufu..

7? 😂 🤣 Na Elephant belle be that o..

blaquemyc:
You're indeed the lucky one here as you will be spending less on food in these hard times.

Lol baba it could be embarrassing sometimes, imagine sey you visit person dem give you food you come dey look am like film. You eat small, talk sey you don belleful, dem go come dey think sey maybe dia food no sweet.

blaquemyc:
On a good day, that four wraps no go belleful me. 2 wraps na just appetizer.

Lol, you dey lucky.

That 2 na if you cook my favorite soup (afang) na him I fit finish 2 wraps... Na 1 I dey eat.

If I don drink tea in the morning, na till night be that, my eating appetite na zero right from birth.

I'm more concerned about one human eating 4 wraps of fufu at ago...

Some people are bless with stomach...


Me we dey struggle to finish 2 wraps.


Total of that plate is 2k

helinues:
Who initiated the borrowing?

Your previous paid master

Girl: Baba God your face show, your shoe shine!
You don finally reason me my daily bread today!

God: ya welcome my daughter!

Girl: Baba how far! Butter still dey?

God: You dey whine me? gimme my bread back. You forget sey na me dey GIVE AND TAKE?

Girl: pa-le na joke I dey! Senior man twale 🙌🙌 baba o🙌🙌

Oluromantic:
Once pikin enter ss1 start educating them on the meaning and deadly dangers of sexual intercourse so as to have them refrain from it. The steps are two:
-Explain the meaning
-Explain the inherent danger and how terrible the consequences are

Ss1 abi primary 3?

Jss one kids are already ruined these days

Don't want to say anything regarding your musics, I'll drive you into depression.

One thing you should know is, Airforce 1 is the first failed Nairaland musician and you're the second. You two have a lot of things in common. Same childish behavior you have, is the same he had.

He's now a father, because I once advised him to look for someone and impregnate perhaps fatherhood will restored some sense into him. I'm glad he took that advice.


Masturbation has never been anyone source of downfall, our Africans people are extremely good at pushing their failures to something else but themselves.

98% of Americans Masturbate, following our Africa logic, Americans should be the poorest people on earth.


You need 3 things to 'blow' into fame in the music industry (Talent isn't one of them}

1. Money
2. Controversy (AKA madness)
3. Connection

You need either one of these 3, without it you'll remain in the backseat.

Talent will only sustain you when either of those 3 propelled you... Talent no fit blow you in music industry, e go only sustain you.

So Dbull, get your priorities right, less I'll advise you to get a skill or impregnate someone's daughter and start taking responsibilities... You'll get back to your senses

Local flute and drums, it's African and gives me sense belonging.

Pay rise? I thought they paid these guys millions for their lead roles?

CodeTemplar:
illegal refiners don't have the sophistry to get petrol out of crude yet. It is diesel they get mostly. BBC

Lol, I'm from Niger Delta... There are pipelines bro

talented321:
I just dey imagine what is going through his mind at this dying minute.

They should just make him go through the normal training, then post him to north.


Most of fake military guys are those applied but didn't make it to the final stage

CodeTemplar:
I knew something was still on but couldn't tell it. That 28% drop doesn't correlate with the level of inflation of petrol import we heard about before subsidy removal.
As long as prices are lower here, smuggling will abound.

As it stands now, marketers will want to increase prices to be at par with Benin, Cameroun and Niger.

Selling fuel at 5k won't stopped fuel struggling, strugglers have their own local refineries... The availability of buyers is what matters to them, it doesn't matter if they sell N100 naira per litter to their customers.... They'll still make their gains, they got the fuel for free and refined it locally.

Foodqueen:
Situations like this, is what makes TB Joshua exceptionally different.

He might not even allow his ushers to count it. And even if they do, he will rather add than remove anything from it.

Greedy pastors everywhere.

Ps .. I am not a synagogue member. Never been there

Just surprised Nigerians are supporting that nonsense.

My years in church, the church don't even count such money... They gave it to the person in need right at the alter.... That isn't church money.

People like supporting nonsense

Acidosis:
The family should go and open their own church na and raise money if na so e easy.

The balance should be diverted and given to another family in need. It only becomes a problem if and when the pastor decides to spend the money on frivolities without the knowledge of the donors.

And by the way, if your church does not open the church account and make financial records public (to all members), then you and your pastors are enablers of fraud. It's one of the many things I love about Foursquare.

All members of Foursquare are entitled to the CHURCH FINANCIAL RECORDS. Every kobo that is spent are accounted for during the church's annual general meeting (including those in the remote areas). The salary and entitlements of pastors are also known to all members as well as tithes, offerings, seeds, donations, etc.

Church is not a one man's business. It is not a secret society either. A pastor that is not accountable to you, an ordinary member, cannot be accountable to the God they told you about. All your favourite apostles in the bible will not hoard tithes and church records. They are not thieves.

Make una no dey support nonsense, the purpose of the fund raising was for that sick, the right thing is to give it to him.

All my years in church, whoever seek financial help, when money is donated, the church don't even count it... The person in need will be the one to take the money right from the alter.

If the money was raised for the church, then the church is entil to their money.

Y'all should stop supporting evil

garriAndsugar:
Its because he told them the amount he realized that's why they're misbehaving.

Make them go open their own church begin raise money

You Nigerians are pathetic, nothing is "Wrong" as long as you're not the one involve... Very pathetic.

Imagine you requested 1k from your mom through your brother, then she gave your brother 50k... Your brother decided to keep 49k to himself because according to his mentality.. "It was 1k you requested".... You won't be here saying the same thing.

Humans and their hypocritical nature! Very pathetic