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HealthRe: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by Offpoint1: 7:45pm On Jun 21, 2023
007Marvel:
Nah😂not buying that caused by heat BS!! you dey low-key jerk off! Na him dey cause this thing! Shey u dey whine ni🤣🤣
I'm not amputee, so I strangled my chicken until he pukes once in awhile grin... That isn't the cause, it isn't medically proven.
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 6:29pm On Jun 21, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
There is nothing like His good book, He sent out messengers and empowered them {Ezekiel 10:12} to note whatever humans are doing to themselves all they need to do is report back to Him {Genesis 18:20-21} if they found anyone worthy of being His friend {Malachi 3:16} that's how He discovered some individuals and drew them closer to Himself {John 6:44} but if you don't have fine qualities His messengers won't write anything about you so you're as good as dead to him! Psalm 9:17

Most people like you are so presumptuous that they have developed lots of delusional thoughts and attributed it to God yet you won't like to study Him.

God used the Bible to talk about Himself that's why i told you the Bible is God's word!
Bro wake up, you're under delusion if you think God isn't aware of humans actions.

God did not tell you the Bible is his word.... It's the Bible that tells you it is God's word ( I hope you understand that last line grin )
PoliticsRe: RMAFC Approves 114% Salary Increase For Tinubu, Shettima, Govs, Others by Offpoint1: 6:23pm On Jun 21, 2023
People earning millions get salary increments while those earning 30k are left out grin grin Nigeria was not designed to function.

Funnily those earning millions are doing nothing worth such an amount, while the peanuts earners are the real laborers.
HealthRe: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by Offpoint1: 6:15pm On Jun 21, 2023
Chronicwanker:
Greetings everyone. I've had this on my thighs and under my scrotum for a while now and I've tried to get rid of it but it's still there. Please who knows what it is and how can I truly get rid of it because I'm worried.

I bath twice a day and I don't wear a boxer for more than 12 hours. I shave regularly too so I'm confused.

The skin area is white and sometimes falls off when I scratch it, but the marks are there and the whiteness still.
grin I got this shit last month, notice it when I shave and shit was itching as F... I had these Fungi creams I was using for Athlete's foot, I just applied twice and the shit disappeared. (I bought it N500)

Sorry I can't remember the name and don't even remember where I kept it, Just get any ant-fungi cream from pharmacy, it'll do the work.

My was caused by heat because I wear nothing less than 3 under wears... Trunk, boxer and short before trouser grin
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 5:49pm On Jun 21, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Of course He knows those He chose as friends because He keeps studying them just as you also study your friend and you can vouch for such a person after studying him or her for a long time but as for people who aren't God's friends He doesn't even notice them at all because from His standpoint they are as good as dead! Luke 9:60
Lol grin grin This is the funniest thing I've ever read. So God has limits to what he knows that's what you're telling me... And God "Needs to Studies" humans grin

So God only knows the moves of those in his Good book, while he's unaware of the moves made by bad guys grin grin grin What do you take God for?
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 5:31pm On Jun 21, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
That's the universe programmed to go just as He set it from the beginning so God knows the beginning of the universe but when it comes to what each individual will turn out to be He (God) must study the person right from inception because humans are free agents who can do whatever they feel like doing, we are not programmed like the planets in the universe! smiley
So you're telling me, God doesn't know humans' next move?
CrimeRe: 2 Men Arrested For Stealing Government's Diesel In Ekiti State by Offpoint1: 5:29pm On Jun 21, 2023
That's good stealing.
PoliticsRe: Ex-Depot Petrol Price Rises To ₦‎490 Per Litre by Offpoint1: 12:04pm On Jun 21, 2023
fergie001:
Hope a litre doesn't get to #700 soon.
grin A litre will be 900-1k by next month when they start to import with the current dollar rate of 700+ grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 11:02am On Jun 21, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
The Bible is God's word!

Please proceed with whatever question you have in mind!
Seems you're a different person to the one who quoted me earlier.


My first question is: DOES GOD KNOWS THE BEGINNING BEFORE THE END? If he does, then the universe is running according to his plans.
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 10:58am On Jun 21, 2023
Merry100:
Lol, defend my religion. I am serving the living God of Heaven. God is all-powerful, I don't have to defend my religion or God, my role as a believer is to uphold and spread His teachings and values. The Bible does not instruct believers to defend their faith with meaningless arguments, but rather encourages them to live according to their faith and avoid engaging in fruitless debates or arguments that can lead to division and misunderstanding (Titus 3:9).

Were those wicked or 'pissed up' employees actually living with the new employees like you assumed? The answers you seek are in my previous comment, but you won't see it because you have hardened your heart. I can only put you in my prayers. I pray that God Almighty opens your heart to understanding.

Do have a nice day!
Good day sir! I hope someday you free your mind from enslavement... I know is almost impossible.

The universe will continue to run as the creator wants it.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Send-Off Former IG, Alkali Baba by Offpoint1: 10:55am On Jun 21, 2023
I guess he was a good cop....believe me
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo scores on his record 200th international cap for Portugal by Offpoint1: 8:02am On Jun 21, 2023
grin Hope it wasn't a penalty
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 8:01am On Jun 21, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
You need to know that when talking about the things that happened in times past many will surely be misinformed and they will not know how to explain since it never happened in their presence.

So how can you be sure that someone knows what really happened?

The person who knows must explain how it happened, why it happened and what will be the final outcome which you will perceive with your mind as reality.

So what is your question please?

Of course Eve was deceived but Adam wasn't he deliberately choose to rebel against God!
You've answered my question in your first and second paragraphs.

Everything you and me read we have no clue if it was the truth, that's why my initial comment was about the Bible.
The Bible could be men literature and has nothing to do with God.

The universe is running just the way God wants it. If he doesn't want it this way, you and me know damn well... It won't be this way.
TravelRe: Titanic Submersible: Missing Craft Has About 40 Hours Of 'breathable Air Left' by Offpoint1: 6:22am On Jun 21, 2023
SandyLOVE08:
So what happened to the GPS and the rest bleeping objects
Probably out of range when it when down the deep
Forum GamesRe: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Offpoint1: 6:08am On Jun 21, 2023
skywalker240:
Are you saying it can't be possible?

I watched a video of a Honey badger making a mess of a python
You should have included Honey Badger in this this battle, that little devil is the terrorist of animal kingdom 😂
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 5:56am On Jun 21, 2023
Merry100:
The Bible states that the serpent deceived Adam and Eve. However, it does not state that satan ever visited or resided in the Garden of Eden. The serpent that deceived Adam and Eve was just a serpent, it was not satan. It is believed that satan influenced or proposed the serpent to carry out his deception and it is commonly understood that the serpent was just used as a tool by satan to deceive Adam and Eve.

Does robotic engineers ask their robots how they wish they were created? Some robotic engineer even created robots that have the ability to take actions and make choices and can be used for various tasks, these robots are called intelligent robots. Most creators have his own customized design. God created us just the way He wanted to create us. He did not create human beings like robots, He created human beings with free will, allowing them to make our own choices and decisions. By placing the tree of knowledge of good and evil in the Garden of Eden and permitting that they get deceived, God gave Adam and Eve a choice to obey or disobey Him. Without this choice, Adam and Eve would have been essentially like robots, predetermined to do only what God had intended for them.

I have observed that you seem more interested in debating rather than seeking information. Therefore, I will not answer further questions as it may not yield any meaningful results. I pray that the God of truth will help you to see the light.
Lol, you're outrightly evading your religion argument because you're too scared to offend God, so you keep lying to yourself when the truth is glaring.

You evaded the questions I asked you of the boss and employees. What was the logical reason of sending those pissed up employees who planned to kill you to your children house instead of prison? Please answer.

Telling me Eve wasn't deceived by lucifer is an outright lies to evade my question.

I'm debating and seeking information at the same time, no point running away from defending your faith or opinion.

What I want you to know is simple "The universe runs the way its creator wants it to run"
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 8:20pm On Jun 20, 2023
Merry100:
Just as we are creatures of God, angels are also God's creatures, and thus we both represent the employees in my previous comment. Both humans and angels were sent out of God's sight after they sinned, but God came to the world to rescue us. To whom much is given much, much is expected. God made angels higher than human beings by granting them more power and understanding. God expected perfection from them, but the devil and other fallen angels not only wished to be equal with God, but also wanted to overthrow Him.

To better illustrate my point, suppose both your higher and lower rank employees were involved in the coup. If the higher rank staffs were still very proud and not sober but the lower rank staffs were not proud or stubborn and they were sober, ready to admit their fault and seek forgiveness because they were simply influenced and deceived by higher rank staffs. They were never interested in overthrowing you but rather wanted to move up the ranks.

As a good boss, you would be more likely to forgive the lower rank staffs since they were not the masterminds and did not act out of malice. You might decide to place them on probation and allow them to prove their loyalty before bringing them back into your company. However, the higher rank staff who masterminded the coup and acted out of pride and malice would be held to a higher level of accountability and would require a more severe punishment.

It is true that God knows the end from the beginning, but He has given us different options and designed the end for each option, just as the North, South, West, and East have different designed destinations. We were created with the ability to make moral choices, but we are not robots and we have the power to refuse to do what is right.
Dude you're simply going around the corner, either your to scared to answer the question or you're deceiving yourself.

The fall of lucifer happens before the fall of Adam's...

Your employees messed up, not only messed up, they planned your assassination and you find out... The best line of action is to sack them and get them arrested and lock up.... You don't send them to go and live in the house you build for your children... You don't send someone who planned to kill you and take over your company to go and live with your children. NO LOGIC EXPLANATION FOR THAT.

If God knew the end of the world before the beginning, then there's no way you're going to twist this story with freewill or whatever... Everything happening he knew already and allows it, nothing that happens that wasn't part of his plans... If you said there's something that wasn't part of his plan, then you're simply admitting he doesn't know the end before the beginning... Everything happening took him by surprise.

There's no way to twist biblical stories without painting God black in the real sense.
FamilyRe: Happy 50th Wedding Anniversay To My Parents. by Offpoint1: 7:41am On Jun 20, 2023
gaby:
We are celebrating them now that they are alive and not waiting until they transition to begin to laulau... grin

Forever to go mummy and daddy...

Thanks for manufacturing 11 of us and giving us the best you could muster.

We are grateful to be living up to your expectations..

Much love to the youngest great grand parents... grin
Congratulations to your popsy and momsy...
Make sure you birth 12, remember children are meant to be greater than their parents grin
PoliticsRe: Households Under Pressure As New Electricity Tariff Due July 1 by Offpoint1: 6:23am On Jun 20, 2023
SpecialAdviser:
cheesy Hehehehe. I give Nigerians 6 months to understand the mess they are IN
Lol, those delusional folks falling for APC media gimmick don't understand what is going on.... Reality will set in in 3-6 months time.

The rate of suffering never witnessed in Nigeria before will commence grin

The only thing the common citizen used to enjoyed from the corrupt government has been stopped.... Dem never see anything.
Christianity EtcRe: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Offpoint1: 5:46am On Jun 20, 2023
Merry100:
Everything was so peaceful in the beginning. God created everything with love and showed love to all His creatures. He loved His angels and human beings so much that He gave them freewill, power, and authority. He did not create them like robots; He gave them the freedom to make decisions. However, upon all the love and kindness He showed to us some angels and humans rebelled against Him and tried to use the freedom and power He gave against Him.

God made man a little lower than the angels and crowned Him with glory and honour. He gave man freewill to make decisions and authority over plants and animals. Plants and animals are far below us, they don't have freewill, authority or power. Humans had everything they needed. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, enjoying it all. It is hard to understand why they wanted to be equal with God. Why is man so wicked, greedy and covetous?

Liking this to yourself, if you have a company and you happen to be a nice boss and you find out your employees are trying to kill you and take away your company, won't you punish them severely? Would you smile with them, hug them or ask them to go in peace? In fact, God is so loving and kind that He pardoned us for such a rebellious act and still sent His son to rescue us.

God is not to be blamed, our actions led us to this point. Human beings are inherently wicked; they are just so wicked on their own. Don't you think we are the problem? Is it God that is inventing all the wickedness in the world today? Now that God has left us to ourselves, what are we doing to ourselves?
So according to your narrative, if the staff of my company are planning coup against me or planning to kill me and I find out, the best punishment I can give to them is to SENT THEM to my house to live with my children right?
There's no logical explanation to that bro.

The earth is running as the creator wanted it, if you have the power to prevent robbery in your house as a father... Will you use it or wait for them to visit your home and do whatever damage they want... then punish you children for that?

Please answers those questions....

God supposedly knows the END before the BEGINNING, so he knew dawn well WHAT WILL BE.

Remember assertions are according to the biblical stories
PhonesRe: My Phone Send Message On It Own I Get SMS Debit Alert by Offpoint1: 8:54pm On Jun 18, 2023
Is your screen bad? If not, then you gotta flash it.
CareerRe: Blind Mechanic Perfectly Repairing Cars In Abuja (Video) by Offpoint1: 1:20pm On Jun 17, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
If you believe this to be true you can believe anything tongue
You don't know what the human body and Brain is capable of....
CrimeRe: Pranking Contents Are Becoming Dangerous & Need Regulations Soon - Police by Offpoint1: 10:33am On Jun 17, 2023
I'm in full support... Imagine pranking total strangers you know nothing about their medical status.
PoliticsRe: Students Loan Begins September/october — Tinubu by Offpoint1: 1:55pm On Jun 15, 2023
MT:
You need to be a realist.

Nigeria is broke as a nation. We keep borrowing because 90% plus of our income go into debt servicing. The new administration is just looking for ways to plug the holes.

How can you expect Nigeria to be offering free education at tertiary level. We do not have the fund. All you armchair critic always amaze me. Lot of people that cannot successfully administer over a 3-people household forming expert over someone governing the most populous black nation on earth.
Nigeria is broke indeed, good day.
PoliticsRe: Students Loan Begins September/october — Tinubu by Offpoint1: 10:04am On Jun 15, 2023
MT:
We are not ripe for a free tutiton fee. Even in the UK and US, they pay for tuition fee. Education is not cheap, Mr Cynic.
You'll always an excuse for them.

What have you benefited from them since independence?

If a country whose minimum wage is 30k and over 70% of her citizens are living under poverty isn't ripe for free tuition, I wonder which country is ripe for it.
PoliticsRe: Students Loan Begins September/october — Tinubu by Offpoint1: 7:24am On Jun 15, 2023
Flets:
This brings to an end any form of subsidized tertiary education in Nigeria

Starting next session, the tuition fees in any FG university will be similar to the rates in private universities. To all those hailing this move, just hold on a bit until the gnashing of teeth starts. Please note that less than 30% of students who request for these loans will get approved.... thanks to Nigeria's endemic bureaucracies.

And you can guess what happens to the funds that would have funded the tertiary education..... to be looted by the current FG and all the vultures waiting in the wings

Nigerians are the easiest people to deceive.... we never reason beyond our noses and tribes
Baba leave them let them keep praising Tinubu out of foolishness and ignorance, when reality hits them it'll be too late.

A free tuition fee and the one you will have to borrow money to pay which is better? They lack understanding, their ignorance will clear.
PoliticsRe: Speaker Abbas's Two Wives Jostle For Recognition During Swearing-In Ceremony by Offpoint1: 7:19am On Jun 15, 2023
CJStarz:
Hahahaha....d man go kukuma divorce the two of them sharparly😅
But on a serious note,the second wife no get respect for the first wife at all.
But on a more serious note,the man suppose settle the matter for house by making it clear the wife he wanted to be by his side during swearing in. That would have forestalled the whole drama and embarrassment.
Lol, and what do you think would have been the outcome at home? 😂 He knows what he married
BusinessRe: Introducing Driveinhud: Save Transport Cost When You Share A Ride With Others by Offpoint1: 2:51pm On Jun 14, 2023
Sounds good, but I ain't taking no trip on 3/4 seater private vehicle if I'm not fully armed to the teeth.
PoliticsRe: Marketers Move To End NNPCL Petrol Import Monopoly by Offpoint1: 2:50pm On Jun 14, 2023
OK
AutosRe: Fuel Subsidy: Convert Your Generator To LPG/CNG For Great Savings by Offpoint1:
If I blow up my house will you pay for damages?

Gas no be petrol... E no dey burn, na blow e dey blow.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Signs Data Protection Bill by Offpoint1: 2:39pm On Jun 14, 2023
Hope say LGBT stuff no dey him table o, dey way e just dey sign anything wey dey give am so... E fit sign am o grin

Make e sign free internet/garri for the youth bill abeg
HealthRe: When Last Did You Check Your Blood Pressure? by Offpoint1: 4:52pm On Jun 13, 2023
Last month grin

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