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Health › Re: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by Offpoint1: 7:38pm On Aug 15, 2023
dawnomike:
Glad you're fine now... That sh*t must have been painful and scary to say the least.
In the pain threshold, kidney stone is leading child birth...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experienced Video Editor Wanted For A Long Term Project by Offpoint1: 8:14pm On Aug 14, 2023
Bluearrow:
A graphics designer charge btw 1k to 2k to design an ordinary flyer, I'm not talking about book work or banner. Then u want someone to cut & edit a 10 minutes video for 2k? You are a very heartless human being...
A graphics designer who charge 2k for design is definitely hungry and have no clue what graphics design is...

The least charge for flyers is 15k that's if you're designing for friends and family
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experienced Video Editor Wanted For A Long Term Project by Offpoint1: 4:06pm On Aug 13, 2023
kanabif415:
100k to cut 20 minutes video to 10 mins. add stock videos to a section not more than 3 minutes. use basic transitions in-between cuts and export. I think 100k is too small. drop your number if you'll accept 300k.
You still get mind dey quote me... I no blame you, I blame joblessness in Nigeria that's why you see inexperienced and hungry editors messaging you.
They've already calculated in their hungry minds 2k x 30 = 60k that's not bad!

I'm just here laughing at the frustrations they're putting themselves in 😂 the amount of data they'll need to sort for stock footages online, download them, then download the raw materials you sent to them, edit and upload to you to review, imagine making corrections again 😂... I no even talk about the time involves... Dem go dey ok last last 😂
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experienced Video Editor Wanted For A Long Term Project by Offpoint1: 11:20pm On Aug 12, 2023
A job of 50-100k per video , na him this one dey fine who go do am for 2k? Clown 🤡
Travel › Re: Japa: See crowd At The UK Embassy In Nigeria by Offpoint1: 10:39pm On Aug 12, 2023
Think9ja:
Am I the only one who doesn't fancy this idea of Japa?

My elder brother was suggesting to me that we should sell our uncompleted building and sponsor me to travel

I said no.

I swear I'm home sick

Just four months in Lagos and I just can't wait for an opportunity to move to Abuja.

I like to see my family and friends everyday. If not for the lack of opportunities in my place, I will not move an inch to anywhere.

I would like to go there for vacation or tourism but to Japa Asin comot for 9ja?
Mbanu

We die here
I want make them see my dead body if I die..

I must benefit from this flawed system
I hate the japa nonsense, wetin I wan go do for white man? I've turned down 3 offers... People think I'm not OK.

I no fancy white man land at all. Their way of life is a big no for me.
Family › Re: The Biggest Mistake Nigerian Parents Do by Offpoint1: 9:57pm On Aug 12, 2023
Myer:
Heb.5.11-14
Of whom we have much to say, and hard to explain, since you have become dull of hearing.

For though by this time you ought to be teachers, you need someone to teach you again the first principles of the oracles of God; and you have come to need milk and not solid food.
For everyone who partakes only of milk is unskilled in the word of righteousness, for he is a babe.

But solid food belongs to those who are of full age, that is, those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.
Live in your delusions, please don't bother replying me.
Family › Re: The Biggest Mistake Nigerian Parents Do by Offpoint1: 9:36pm On Aug 12, 2023
Myer:
The Only mistake a person can make is listen to the voice of everyone except the voice of God.

Some parents did all what you listed here and it still failed. As long as no one knows tomorrow, any thing can happen at any time and disrupt ones perfectly drafted and charted plan for their family.

Man truly is lost without God.

Prov.19.20 - Listen to counsel and receive instruction, That you may be wise in your latter days. -- null
Prov.19.21 - There are many plans in a man's heart, Nevertheless the LORD's counsel--that will stand.
If you rely on God for everything, then what's the purpose of the brain he gave you? Are you clearly telling him the brain he gave you is useless?


Imagine paying your child school, equipping him with the necessary academy materials, then such kid still rely on you to help him during his exam... Do you know what that means?

You Africans are not ripe for religion
Politics › Re: Petrol Price May Jump To ₦‎750 Per Litre — IPMAN by Offpoint1: 8:41am On Aug 11, 2023
izonborn098:
Dey play' who are those idiots' or do u want to die?
Upload your pics and location...
Politics › Re: Petrol Price May Jump To ₦‎750 Per Litre — IPMAN by Offpoint1: 8:35am On Aug 11, 2023
izonborn098:
Just matter of time'' everything will set'
No amount of fuel or what can spoil jagaban govt' he said na him turn so everybody should be patient.
grin dem go beat una one day, very soon
Business › Re: Naira Weakens To 917 Per Dollar - Bloomberg by Offpoint1: 10:19am On Aug 10, 2023
gentposh:
I have this group, they want their name to appear on Google when ever someone searches for them. Pls how can i go about it?
Google business... Register the group there... Remember you'll need to verify it's genuiness.
Politics › Re: Flooding: Delta Demolishes Buildings Built On Waterways by Offpoint1: 6:19am On Aug 08, 2023
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Politics › Re: Biafra: Sit-at-home Is Dead, Buried – Nnamdi Kanu by Offpoint1: 8:35pm On Aug 07, 2023
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Nairaland General › Re: Let's Talk About Phobia, What Are You Afraid Of? by Offpoint1: 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2023
Jennyclay:
undecided sad

I’m scared of Men!!

I hate Men!!

I hate Men!!

I hate Men!!
I want to your man and show you what true love is...
Family › Re: The Things About Some Neighbors Borrowing Things And Not Return It. by Offpoint1: 4:05pm On Aug 07, 2023
Borrowed stuff dey sweet abeg grin
Family › Re: What If Marriage Were Temporary by Offpoint1: 3:58pm On Aug 07, 2023
I will if she let me keep spare tyre.
Family › Re: Why Do People Do This After The Death Of Their Parents? by Offpoint1: 3:56pm On Aug 07, 2023
grin it's simple! Nobody dey gree sey e get money until something happen before you go begin see money come out... That's the simple truth.
Career › Re: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Offpoint1: 12:45pm On Aug 07, 2023
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Politics › Re: Bandit Kingpins Beg For Amnesty In North-west by Offpoint1: 11:39am On Aug 07, 2023
grin grand them amnesty and recruit them into the army.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi! Inter Miami Superstar Scores For Fourth Straight Game by Offpoint1: 9:30am On Aug 07, 2023
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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Oyinbo Woman In Lagos by Offpoint1: 8:35pm On Aug 06, 2023
She found love, but he finds Greencard. It's a win-win situation.
Business › Re: Data Protection Bureau Fines Soko Loans ₦‎50 Million For Data Breach by Offpoint1:
Good!

If you defaulted for a month, I would have blame you... But these azzhole can assassinate your character for defaulting just one day.

It's foolery to give someone loan and expect them to payback with ridiculous 40-60% interest in 7 days... You think if they have the means to get such money in a week time they'll take loan?


Loan sharks are criminals in search of quick money.
Business › Re: Nigerians Are Now Making Money & Cutting Transport Costs With Mycopilot App by Offpoint1: 6:35pm On Aug 05, 2023
henrycloud:
Please if you know how I can get adult intimacy gadgets and toys in large quantity, kindly DM for good business.


Scammers Keep off PLS!
Go Alibaba go buy naw
Politics › Re: A Good Photographer, He Captured Atiku, Atiku's Aides And Atiku's President by Offpoint1: 6:24pm On Aug 05, 2023
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Health › Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by Offpoint1: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2023
DECENTBWOY:
Good morning nairalanders, I know its too early to post this but this issue has been troubling me for a while now.
I can't sleep, even if i eventually do, i can't stay asleep, for example if i sleep by 2am, i will wake up by 4am and thats it for that night.
It has been going on for months now, and i hardly sleep in the afternoon too..
If you observe when i made this post, I slept around 3am because today is my birthday, i was answering calls and chats from well wishers, now i am up again around 5, thats why i made this post, i am fed up...

Please can you guys suggest a very strong sleeping tablet for me? I really need to sleep and stay asleep, i mean lock everywhere up, eat, take the tablet and sleep a very deep sleep, a kind of sleep that i will not know what is happening around...

Please help a brother, i don even begin de slim like who them de squeeze blood commut for body....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUMBLE SELF BTW...
Sleep disorder is mostly cause by our actions. You've altered your natural body sleeping-clock by your actions. You might be wondering what actions?

1. Phone Addiction: pass 9:00pm, you're on phone till late 11pm-ams, it becomes a pattern or routine, you do it everybody. Unknown to you you're simply telling your body to adjust its natural sleeping clock.
The human body is constantly learning whatever you want it to learn, even our unconscious actions.

*Same is applicable to TV screen time, watching movies till late night every night.

*Running Mind: Spending your natural bedtime to worry about things, which resulted to too much thinking and loading your mind with too much informations to process for the night.

I was a victim of your condition, as an IT guy I spent unhealthy time exposed to blue light... This was my practice for years in my 20s, until the repercussion started when I get order.


Solution: Create a sleep time and STICK TO IT on daily basis like your life depends, repeat it everyday for months and your body clock will adjust to that time. ( You'll see no matter where you are or what you're doing well whenever it's that time your body will automatically alert your brain and you'll start feeling exhausted and sleeping. This can only happen if you stick to that routine for months)

About waking up and not being able to fall asleep again, everything I stated is the reasons. Once you follow this instructions, you'll see changes. (if you wake up and can't sleep, don't just lie down, after 20 mins, wake up and move around for few minutes before you go back to bed)
Sports › Re: Zambian Coach Bruce Mwape Accused Of Rubbing Player’s Chest At World Cup by Offpoint1: 5:33pm On Aug 04, 2023
It was for luck grin or perhaps it was involuntary.

Ez mil ft Eminem: Realest 🎶.... Officially released today. MAD SHXT 🔥
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali: Influencer Sentenced To Prison For Denouncing The Junta's "Failure" by Offpoint1: 12:36pm On Aug 04, 2023
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Career › Re: I Earn N1.2M Monthly And I Recently Got A Visa, Should I Japa or stay by Offpoint1:
All the rich men and big boys I know in Nigeria, no dey japa, except to go vacation or business trip...

Why do broke and mid-class folks like to going to slave around in the white man land?

If all those white folks japa during their nation building phase, would their countries be what it is today?

$1k is huge money in Nigeria, $1k in the white man land can't pay your monthly bills.

By the ways:
Eminem lovers, the GOAT just dropped some bars, kindly update your library with EZ Mil ft Eminem: Realest
Politics › Re: Coup: President Tinubu Dispatches Envoys To Niger, Libya, Algeria by Offpoint1: 8:27pm On Aug 03, 2023
lordprogress:
Lol you nor get chill grin sultan of sokoto dey inside o.
It won't be funny.
I wouldn't mind if TinibU was among
Politics › Re: Coup: President Tinubu Dispatches Envoys To Niger, Libya, Algeria by Offpoint1: 7:12pm On Aug 03, 2023
Ofemmanu1:
Those delegates aren't ordinary humans.

They're men of Valor, Timber and caliber.
Men whom a million men could die for.


If Niger try shitt with those men, even Mohammed will be disappointed.
Delusiongrin can any of your men of valour and palour survive one headshot 😂 🤣
Politics › Re: Coup: President Tinubu Dispatches Envoys To Niger, Libya, Algeria by Offpoint1: 6:21pm On Aug 03, 2023
Niger army should just abduct all the delegates and lock them up till 2027
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Meets TUC, NLC Leaders by Offpoint1: 6:05pm On Aug 02, 2023
grin The fact that there are humans who actually believe TinibU will perform makes me to doubt the sanity of some humans.
Career › Re: Career Crisis - What Do I Do by Offpoint1: 2:27pm On Aug 02, 2023
You don't like the firm or the job? Which one is your problem?

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