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Business › Re: How Much Cash Entered The New Year With You? by Offpoint1: 11:19am On Jan 01, 2021
rattlesnake:
Long ticket 112 odds
In Michael Jackson voice: "You're not alone, I am here with you... Though you are far away.."
Family › Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by Offpoint1: 10:52am On Jan 01, 2021
How he didn't figure out the kids are not his baffles me... Resemblance to accused is glaring.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Significance Of Lightning White Candle After Cross Over Service? by Offpoint1:
Nothing, it's all the herd mentality. It's all what the white man instilled on the black man.

The black man has no root or doesn't know his root. Nothing the black practice today is of his root... The black man knows nothing outside what he read from the white man book.

The black is happy forsaken everything related to his roots because the white man told him his roots is bad/evil and the white man root is good. The black is lost and happy.
The black man might have been physically free from slavery, but it'll take till the end of time to be free from mental slavery, because whatever the black has learned from the white man will be passed down to his posterity.
Nairaland General › Re: What Has 2020 Taught You? by Offpoint1: 11:41pm On Dec 31, 2020
Ganjafama:
Permission to copy?
For me, I've learnt to carry my cross alone and bear the consequences of my actions and inactions whether good or bad.
Feel free
Romance › Re: How To avoid Old Urgent 2k And Billing From Girls by Offpoint1: 8:35pm On Dec 31, 2020
Hello Offpoint! I need your assistance. It's urgent. Can I have 2k from you please? Something just came up I need to attend to.

Me: Oh dear! I'm really sorry, I wish I'm in the position to help you out... Unfortunately, I'm not financially bouyan right now. I guess some other time. I'm really sorry.



That's how gentleman behave.

If all the female in your contact are always asking for money, then you need to check yourself... There's nothing you can offer to them too.

I love it when they messaged me and seek for my advice and opinions.
Nairaland General › Re: What Has 2020 Taught You? by Offpoint1:
Time is the most powerful thing in the universe.
Time is the greatest healer,
Time is the greatest giver,
Time gives life and takes life,
Time open ways and close ways,
Whatever you are today is because of time,
Whatever you'll be tomorrow time determines,
Faith is time,
Time gives joy,
Time gives sorrow,
Prayer is not answer, time is... You pray, time answers.
Doctor treats, time heals.
Time gives you all things and time takes all things.
Science is time
Success is time
Failure is time...
There has never been a year better than it previous, prepare for the worst and don't be taken by surprise.

MOST IMPORTANTLY.. Money is not success...
Romance › Re: Please I Need Help On How To Correct My Siblings by Offpoint1: 7:49pm On Dec 31, 2020
Until you take the (F) out your gender, I won't take you serious. I hate deception.
Romance › Re: Before Marriage He Told Me He Was A Car Dealer Nigerian Lady Crys Out(video) by Offpoint1: 7:43pm On Dec 31, 2020
Content is speaking Hausa and video is speaking Chinese... How is it related?
Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Addictions You Want To Stop In This 2020? by Offpoint1: 8:01pm On Dec 30, 2020
44Bulldog:
Was once on that boat bro
But I thank God it's stopped cheesy
Young nigga made a vow with his God not to ever do that shit again...Naso God take deliver me ooo...if not, I for don die of depression (cos I wasn't thinking straight anymore)...I grew lean, couldn't concentrate on my studies anymore. I couldn't open up to my friends what I was battling with...if to say I no dey strong, I for don commit suic***, and besides it doesn't worth it, when there's life, there's hope

Yours never reach peak aswear...E go get to a stage wey be say u go hear bet....u no go hear the remaining 9ja at the back before u break Usain bolt's 100m record

It got to a stage that I thought it's my village people that's doing me....cos the surest game go still cut....na that day u put big money kwara united go beat Bayern at home undecided

Could u believe I've used my tuition and hostel fee to gamble back to back and lost before... that's why I said you're still coming up
If God can deliver me from gambling....ur own case is small

U don use ur tuition gamble before? @OP

It got to a stage that it wrecked me totally...but God deliver me las las and I'm doing fine now

If u like....tell me it's ur father that will ref and it's a fixed game blah blah blah, ordinary #10, I no go stake.


How I overcame it;

I called all my immediate family to gather that there's an important thing to discuss
I confessed all the atrocities I've done with gambling (tuition fee, hostel fee, money for manuals etc) because I looked into the future and I see that I'll be doomed if I continue that way

I was rolling on the floor and crying
It wasn't funny that day, after the whole scenario, they never reject me to deal with it all alone or blame me (that's why I love my family). They concluded it was all a stupid mistake
They asked me what I have passion for in order to venture into....I told them I wanna be a breeder, they raised money for me to get my first bitch, na that biz I dey do till date as a side hustle because I'm still schooling and I'm doing very fine with it, I now own a dope kennel

The story long shaa ooo... this is just the summary

Quit gambling...if anybody seeks advice from me, the first advice I do give is never gamble

The funniest thing is that over 70% of male youth are/were gamblers...stop it, it ruins, it kills.

Learn from my past
It ruined you because of greed... How you go dey stake game with your fees?

My target is making 3k daily and never stake above N500.. one game per day ... It's been working perfectly. Worse I lose is N500 a week, from my profits and not my money.


If you start staking with 2k, 5k, 10k...no sey your egungun don enter express be that
Career › Re: My Experience After Working For About Five Years. by Offpoint1: 5:48pm On Dec 30, 2020
80k salary I dey burn am finish in less than too weeks... Naija more no get value.

Thanks for other skill...
Romance › Re: Check Out Reactions As Man Shares Photo Of A Married Man And Side Babe In Hotel by Offpoint1: 12:11am On Dec 30, 2020
ukaface:
what kinda person do you seek?
With a "Running thoughts and imaginations" Someone who wanna be left alone with her thoughts... Someone who seeks answers to unanswered questions...
Romance › Re: Check Out Reactions As Man Shares Photo Of A Married Man And Side Babe In Hotel by Offpoint1: 11:59pm On Dec 29, 2020
ukaface:
haba

If he was your dad, you probably would have a resemblance,and you probably wouldn't see it as ugly.
May reason I'd have sued him.



Can get to know you? You look like the kinda person I seek.
Romance › Re: Please Help, I Could Not Penetrate Her. by Offpoint1: 9:16pm On Dec 29, 2020
mosento:
I have made up my mind bro cause I think it's the cause of what happened. I won't do it again. the feeling of what happened to me is scary
I bet you'll still choke your chicken before this time next month.... I mean NEXT WEEK.

If you can ma twice in a day, then you've moved passed the redemption stage... You're in the "God please have mercy on my soul" stage.
Romance › Re: Selfie Challenge 2020 (photos) by Offpoint1: 7:25pm On Dec 29, 2020
Took this with my wife last night...

Romance › Re: Please Help, I Could Not Penetrate Her. by Offpoint1: 6:55pm On Dec 29, 2020
Masturbated twice that day and still want to have sex same day and expect your dxxk to rise.

You forgot dxxk is an engine with mind of its own... You exhausted the poor guy by strangulation and still want to used it for drilling.
What a heartless human being you are.

I'm glad you won't be able to stop masturbation
Celebrities › Re: Pray To Have A Friend Like Bobrisky – Tacha (Pix) by Offpoint1: 6:40pm On Dec 29, 2020
Righteousness2:
The KING of Kings is nodding His head at what His Creatures Have become.

PRECIOUS Daddy is looking at his Creatures in pity because Many do not know neither understand what is Coming..

If they knew , they would submit to HIM with all their Not and quit any other thing.
Sorry, God doesn't nod... He knew the end before the beginning. So literally, life's a playback.
Car Talk › Re: Acura ZDX, Honda Crosstour And The BMW X5 by Offpoint1: 6:34pm On Dec 29, 2020
Gd
Romance › Re: Can Davido Quit Music Industry? by Offpoint1: 4:47pm On Dec 29, 2020
Liposure:
the G.R.O.A.T died on march 9
And who's that?
Romance › Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by Offpoint1: 4:46pm On Dec 29, 2020
LordDarius:
Mehn... How can I unread this your imaginary write-ups... Damn... Bro you damned...
I read a book by GT... Title "the gift of fear" one sentence caught my attention... Its said... If you can imagine it... Someone somewhere did it...
Don't believe anything you read on books, they're just someone imaginations... That's why I don't read books.
Romance › Re: Can Davido Quit Music Industry? by Offpoint1: 4:44pm On Dec 29, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Offpoint1 Make Eminem kukuma diss adeleke pikin. E for sweet die grin. Imagine lines like this

Lame rhymes fake voice
I can bet your dimples are fake
You're so stupid that you can't solve your daughter's crossword puzzle
I bet you never learnt anything than being childish grin grin
There will be more dope lines if he wants to diss him

Eminem is just having fun with his music now.. The only rapper who has dissed half of the industry.
Romance › Re: Check Out Reactions As Man Shares Photo Of A Married Man And Side Babe In Hotel by Offpoint1: 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2020
lefulefu:
i no even know where the breast start from grin grin
grin finding and locating the root of that bress requires a very looooonnnnng procedure.
Romance › Re: When Last Did You Eat Garri ? (just For Fun) by Offpoint1: 4:35pm On Dec 29, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Bros you are weird o shocked How can you like drinking garri and hate eba undecided . . Is eba made from semo ? cheesy cheesy
grin same source, different procedure...
Garri is flakegrin
Romance › Re: Can Davido Quit Music Industry? by Offpoint1: 12:33pm On Dec 29, 2020
From his childish display and attention seeking attitude... It's impossible, until time does the needful.


I don't know why the guy is hated, may be because he's got on too many people naives. Maybe because of his silver spoon background, maybe because he's like a bridge to upcoming and those around him... I'm not into Nigeria songs, but I do overhead his songs on the streets and radio stations. I think he's giving him fans good hit.

Burna boy monster you made was hype here on this platform, but I've never heard that track anywhere.... But FEM is played almost everywhere.


This is a happy year for me, Eminem gave me "Music to be murdered" early this year, then surprises me with Side-B of the Album. The greatest lyrist and rapper of all time.
Romance › Re: Check Out Reactions As Man Shares Photo Of A Married Man And Side Babe In Hotel by Offpoint1: 12:22pm On Dec 29, 2020
Where are those people who said Obasanjo is ugly?


If he was my dad I would have suffered psychological trauma waking up to such face every morning as a kid. I would have sued him now as an adult.

The side chick boobs looking loaf of bread trampled by a trailer.
Crime › Re: Babatunde Adeluka Olubasa: Gunmen Assassinate Businessman In Ondo by Offpoint1: 12:20pm On Dec 29, 2020
I know this guy my days back in Ondo state.
Romance › Re: What Have U Gained Or Learnt On Nairaland by Offpoint1: 12:13pm On Dec 29, 2020
I learned that snakes are endangered creatures, they'll soon go extinct.

As for gain.... Still try to figure that out.
Romance › Re: When Last Did You Eat Garri ? (just For Fun) by Offpoint1: 11:59am On Dec 29, 2020
Drinking? Daily.

Eba? Never, I hate eba, spaghetti, indomie and rice... Don't even offering those 4.
Nairaland General › Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt In 2020? by Offpoint1: 11:32am On Dec 29, 2020
Stealing is profitable if you do politically.
Romance › Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by Offpoint1: 10:05am On Dec 29, 2020
Deathstroke00:
If you are teaching the evil class then I am in
Good, Welcome to my world. My class is full of fun.
Get a live goat and pull all the hairs off the goat body one by one... Day one class
Romance › Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by Offpoint1: 8:22am On Dec 29, 2020
Bluezy13:
I would have applauded you but I don't think evil let alone do it.
That's so boring, that's really boring life.
Romance › Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by Offpoint1: 7:01am On Dec 29, 2020
Draslo:
Your VVIP suite in hell is furnished and ready.
Sorry I can't go to hell twice, I've been there once. The devil got jealous and envious. I nearly took over, so the bastard send me down to Nigeria... A greater hell.

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