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Bluezy13:
If you could imagine evil, you could do evil.
It only takes a little stretch.
When one is drunk, high or angry, one does what his inner mind imagines while unaltered. This explains why a brother would rape his sister while drunk because that thought must have flashed through his mind on a normal state. It also explains why people break things or murder their spouses when they are angry because the thought of doing such must have flashed across their minds but on a shallow level.

Since you could even imagine such evil acts, definitely you would do such evil acts if the situation present itself...when you are drunk, drugged, hypnotized or angry.

Yeah, you're right Bro...

Like how I stabbed that kid next to me in primary 3 for tearing my book and making fun of me. I stabbed him so bad the pencil penetrated his hand and came out of the other side. It was one my happiest day in school.

The headmaster gave me 24 strokes of cain at the assembly ground while everyone watching, but I didn't cry... Not a single tear dropped. I was smiling cuz at that moment I I've already concluded what I'd do to him for beating me cause I stabbed a bully. He gave me 3 weeks suspension, the next day I knew he'll be at school. So, I went to his tach house with 5 liters of my grandfather's gasoline, poured round his house and set it on fire. It was very satisfying to view it burned to ground... I wasn't satisfied, I needed to do more, I just let it slide. Did I mention I was just 6?

I once bit of a kid left ear for insulting my mom and picking a fight with me after I've avoided him for long.
I once smashed a kid balls with a local baseball bat for messing with my sister. I was 7 and my sis 9.
I did all this as a kid cause I know I won't go to jail for it, not even juvee.


As an adult I wanted to be a soldier, so I can melt out all these on criminals. Like be the guy in charge of torture. Torture their sorry ass to sneeze out whatever information I think they can hide. I can't say what techniques I had in my head, I can't possibly type it here... It's very sickening. I could recommend some movies close to what I have in my head... Machine girl is one of it. Anyways, I've applied for army recruitment 7 times, but I've never been chosen. Maybe because of what I filled out in the Hobby section.

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Get yourself a skill or a job.

Deathstroke00:
Bro u need to check a mental hospital, if u can think of such a disgusting act, I see no reason you will have sense even in real life

I've modified and made it look more interesting and fun... Go read it.


The topic mentioned EVIL..
all those who comment are mentioning my daily activities and calling it evil:
How is slashing tyres with riffle evil?
How does throwing a chicken out from a skyscraper evil? For crying out loud sake, chicken have wings.
How does making 98% of Nigerian happy evil?
How is planting fake bomb evil?
How is hacking NL evil?
How the hell is banning evil? If I was a mod I would have banned everyone including s'eun, I'll ban all the mods out their dashboard and give them clone NL to moderate over.

I think you guys need to take evil classes

Since you say *Evil * here I go:

Walking into a labour room with pestle and mortar, walk up a delivery mother and drag out her baby from her womb with the placenta still attached. Stuck the baby's head into the mortar and Spash it with the pestle continously until the brain splatter all over the floor. I pick up piece of the brain, eat it, and laugh out loud while walking towards the baby's crying mother with a knife in my right hand and the baby's brain in my left hand. I walk closer to her, stab her multiple times on her left chest and carve out her heart, walk away with it into the hospital corridor... Jeez I gotta stop here, sounds too lovely... I need to think of something more evil... Like chaining my landlord to a electric chair and feeding him rotten watery poo filled with maggots, dead rats and human deadbodies from sewer, while I cut him up limp by limp and dance to his agony and screams... Maybe make it more interesting by sticking a 12 inches hot and blazing needle into his dxxk hole...


God I'm fxxked up upstairs, I need to stop seeing horror movies

Don't know any Nl moniker to mention, I never bothered checking any...

My shout out is like f+ck, I don't give it...

naijapips04:
They snapped the front and back of her card then used it on a foreign website. Apologies but there's no way she can get the money back. If Interpol can help, the foreign merchant can submit the delivery address maybe they can be tracked.

Branch international na loan app... Dem use her money pay for loan.

Eminem: Music to be murder... I don't listen to Nigeria songs.

Stake ... Thank me later

Discrimination is like breakfast to me, I eat it.

Best gift parents could ever give to me, was giving me birth to me.

I climb everest with no gears, and no room for fears... I rather die climbing, than back down.


If you give a Bleep about people opinions about you, they will start fuckin with you mentally, physically and emotionally.

Parents or no parents, life na personal race...

Hintona:
Aww thanks you're kind❤️

Ya you're welcome... How do I get my Xmas turkey and chicken?

Divay22:
You're always Offpoint Compliment of the season

Compliment my before, before, before crush
Where's your location? I need my Christmas and new year turkey.

How many times will the mod push this to front page? Perverted mods

bluefilm:
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Typing

I no go school...I no like school, I used the 4 years in acquiring other skills and knowledge.

Weather you graduated at 14, you no better pass me or person wey no even go P school.

We no compete, everyman get him lane.

Openbusiness:
Lazarus story was an illustration? That's nonsense. It was a true life story, was Abraham not a real person, why would Jesus make up a fake story about him? And you say spirits feel no pain? So why did Jesus in Matt 13:42 say "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."; why would those spirits in hell be crying if they are not in pain? Rev 14:11: "The smoke of their TORMENT ascends up for EVER AND EVER: and they have NO REST DAY NOR NIGHT." Why would the Bible call it "torment" if those spirits don't feel anything? If spirits can't feel pain then why or how come they are being "tormented", can you be tormented if you can't feel pain? Also, there are many scriptures that suggest and imply spirits can eat, and do eat and angels eat, and we will eat in Heaven, but we are not going to be eating so we can "survive", no. God is our sustenance in the new world, he is our source of energy and strength, and like the Bible says we won't"thirst" or "hunger" anymore. But we can and will still eat food and drink, not for survival or for energy, but for pleasure. Obviously, you don't understand anything about spiritual matters, and don't even understand the Bible too. I'm in no mood for arguments today. When everyone dies, we will know what is what. Whether your spirit can feel pain or not, you will know.

I shook my head reading this: Did any of the Bible verses you quoted mention spirit? Did the book revelation you reference to mention "their spirits" would be tormented?

Was the parable of prodigal true life story or an illustration? Learn to know what parable is before you claimed I said Jesus was lying.

How many parables did Jesus used in the Bible? Tell me they were real life stories.

All the angels that ate in the Bible, did they eat here on earth or in heaven?

Was in spirit or they took human forms?
FYI no angel has ever appeared to any human in its spirit form...

No offense, but your write up reek of very poor understanding of the Bible....seek deep knowledge.

Openbusiness:
ggg

Too much nonsense in your write up. Sorry there's no word to best describe it than nonsense.

The Lazarus and Rich man story, was an illustration and not a real life story. Remember Jesus was used to speaking in parables.

You can't feel no pain without flesh, spirit has no form.

Spirit feel no hunger or taste.

Once you're death you stop existing both in physical and spirit. The life in you went back to its owner until the day of resurrection...


If there's was a spiritual realm for death humans, those Jesus resurrected would have given an account, but non gave anyone.

Dorcas23:
I want to buy a phone this week and my budget is 100k - 150k.

I need an Android phone with good camera, good battery and good & fast processor. I don't know much about phones so please I need informed suggestions.


Thanks.

Just go for any Samsung within your budget.... Don't listen to dem tecno, itel, Huawei, Gionee dem geng

Openbusiness:
Those people that keep saying there is no heaven or hell, just wait till you die, you will find out the truth. First thing that will happen is self awareness. You will finally discover that you are a spirit being when your body lays down dead and your spirit gets separated from your body.

Then you (a spirit) can see that your physical dead body is in a different physical dimension from the spiritual dimension your spirit is in. In shock, you will try to touch but you can't touch, and you will try to speak to the people in the physical dimension you can see around, but they can't hear you while you are speaking.

This is because your spirit is ignorant and lacks the understanding of how to perform inter-dimensional communication and how to make physical contact between different realms.

You need to learn it before you will be able to but your spirit is "uneducated" about it, so you don't know how. While in the body, you were watching "telemundo" but didn't learn about faith and how to use faith as a tool or instrument for cross-dimensional communication and inter-dimensional tangibility.

Then while in your state of fear and confusion about what is happening, you try to make sense and figure out how to cope going forward. But before you can begin to make any meaningful progress, suddenly you can see other beings in the spiritual dimension you are occupying.

Unfortunately, while that free moment of self discovery was happening, your judgment was being passed by the Council of God(s) and the sentencing was instantaneous, according to the Sovereign decree of the Creator that "it is appointed unto man to die once and after death judgment."

Because you didn't make peace with your God while you were still attached or inside your physical body and didn't receive his free gift of Salvation, then your sentence is obviously Eternal Death. Once pronounced, the Demons go after your spirit who was still having a moment of shock and despair, confusion and discovery.

Remember the spirit you suddenly saw appear in your plain of spiritual existence? Yah, that's your first class pilot on your first class ticket to Hell Fire. You will burn in the fire of hell until the final Judgment day, where your dead body will be resurrected back to life for Judgment. For every good deed you did, you will get a reward, and for every bad deed, you will get a penalty. If the penalty outweighs the reward, then your existence is OVER.

Unfortunately, without having the free gift of Salvation, no amount of good deeds you have done can outweigh the penalty for your sins. So you are automatically standing in condemnation. Your good deed rewards are useless and can't save you.

Your spirit was already condemned to Hell, and now your body has been condemned too. Back to Hell fire you go until everyone that ever existed is judged and the judgement is over. Then everything in Hell fire and the existential dimension of Hell itself will be cast into the realm of Eternal Destruction, aka "The Lake of Fire".

You will burn forever in eternal destruction at a single go and seize to exist. You no longer exist. While those who scaled through with the free gift of Salvation will reign and enjoy the wonders of the new universe with their God, no longer able to die, or be injured or be in pain. The future new man or mankind is literally going to be a SUPERMAN! Can't feel pain, can't get injured, can't die .

Jesus is real, accept him today and get the free gift of Salvation to save your spirit from condemnation on the day you breathe your last inside your physical body. The choice is yours!

THE END

Give me a logical explanation how *Spirit* will burn.

Your hell will be here on earth and your heaven will be here on earth. Your flesh will receive punishment for his sins and rewards for his good deeds.

God will not punish a spirit for the sins of the flesh and God will not reward a spirit for the righteousness of the flesh.
Spirit is incapable of feeling pains, it's indestructible hence there will be resurrection of both the just and unjust.

Did I see 30 as AGE?

Why is the thread indicating characteristics of a toddler?

thesilentman:
Am no christian.25th was just like any other day.

OK...

thesilentman:
happy sunday!

Same to you. Any Christmas left over chicken?

The Nairaland clown is back

If your friend is preventing you from accessing his sister, then he knows you damn well.

Smoker and pastor no fit be friends.... Birth of same feather drink garri together.

Kimcutie:
Am a guy.
Happy to be of help, Stacy.

A guy 'Kim cutie "?

Any man who still have erection after the wife says no needs psychological evaluation.

Men learn the power of sex, it's gift embedded in your DNA. If you are really good with your craft, no matter the fight you have with your wife.. She can never turn down your sexual advances.

If it was/is.... Then I woulda been a man with no face.

Op look for another source.

Hintona looks good, she's got a glowing skin and stunning face.