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Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2021 by Offpoint1: 8:58am On Jan 03, 2021
hopefulLandlord:
In addition to OP. it's a sin to use any style for sex other than missionary position. Cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, wheelbarrow, standing etc are sinful.
"Missionary" as the name implies is the only sex style God endorsed
Nothing We wish you no go see for merry Christmas.
Christianity Etc › Re: What's That Sin That Prevents You From Coming To Christ? by Offpoint1: 8:45am On Jan 03, 2021
Altering my NEPA meter...




I know if I go to God He might say I stop...
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For January 2 2021 In Nigeria by Offpoint1: 1:49am On Jan 03, 2021
Today's results is out...
Crime › Re: "Abudu-Balogun Attempted To Rape & Use Me For Rituals - 16-Year-Old Girl (Video) by Offpoint1: 12:58am On Jan 03, 2021
aycorporat:
This is serious o

Before we blame the commissioner, how did the girl get acquainted with him

Secondly, she must have thought she caught a big fish as parents and others might have jeered her on...

Lastly, irrespective of the girl's action or mis action the commissioner must surely pay for his crimes as he is not a good role model and also tainting the name of the governor having assembled nincompoops as cabinet members.
Did you watched the video or you what your brain is incapable of understanding simple English?
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Parents Doing It? by Offpoint1: 7:45pm On Jan 02, 2021
I once saw this question on quora, now I can see a huge difference between the two platforms... Or people.

Op, I've never walked into my parents having sex, but I've heard them on several occasions. Reasons being I have sleeping issues right from childhood.
As innocent kid, I never knew what it was... I don't understand the moaning and the bed noises. In my teen age, I understand what was going on... I got myself transistor radio and headphone, I never go to bed without my headphones on.
Romance › Re: How I Aborted 12 Times For A Catholic Priest by Offpoint1: 7:42pm On Jan 02, 2021
How's that possible?
Romance › Re: How Can I Make Women Spend On Me? by Offpoint1: 7:06pm On Jan 02, 2021
Very simple, anyone woman who genuinely love you will spend you whenever the need arises.

This is only possible if she got a job.

The ones that keep demanding from you all the time, aren't serious.
Romance › Re: DNA by Offpoint1: 6:57pm On Jan 02, 2021
I don't even need DNA test, there's a strong gene in my lineage. If my son doesn't have my resemblance or exhibit any of my traits... I no what to do next.
Romance › Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Offpoint1:
Lol, before he demands for DNA test you should know you've given him reasons to doubt.


Any woman that refuses DNA test of their kids... Should be divorce.


Honestly speaking, making a man fathered another man's kid(s) whom he thought are his, is the greatest sin a woman can sin against a man. Such thing can break a man physically, emotionally and mentally. In fact, it's got a terrible effects on the said kids too.
Imagine finding out the man you grew up with your whole life thinking is your father, is not your father.

Such sins don't deserve forgiveness. Even the devil let God know his intentions.
Politics › Re: Lagos Demolishes Monkey Village, Residents Displaced by Offpoint1: 11:17am On Jan 02, 2021
Demolish and erect something modern...
Romance › Re: Will 2k Get A Birthday Cake? by Offpoint1: 10:46am On Jan 02, 2021
Don't waste that money on cake...

Buy her: bathing soup, 50cl bottle of groundnut, makeup powder, lipstick, toothbrush, close-up... Whatever change is left, buy garri... Package it well and gift it to her.

No go do pass yourself
Romance › Re: Bride Leave Guests Speechless With Her Crazy Dance Moves; Video Goes Viral. by Offpoint1: 6:13am On Jan 02, 2021
Only guys understands the reasons for the joy... I repeat only guys understands.
Romance › Re: Dear 1993,1994, 1995...1999 It Time To Move Out Of Parents House! by Offpoint1: 6:04am On Jan 02, 2021
How is moving from your papa house to a rented apartment an achievement?

Unless it's due to work location, abeg dey your papa house and enjoy their food. Save the rent and feeding for greater things.

Musa left at 5, no mean sey make Okeye leave too
Education › Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by Offpoint1: 5:49am On Jan 02, 2021
omoyeni37:
Amen in Jesus name, thank you very much sir.
Ya welcome. Don't give up, Don't lose hope, Don't cry, Do not worry,...
Remember it only takes a second for one's life to change completely.
Keep pushing, only does who endure race make it to the finish line.
Education › Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by Offpoint1: 5:45am On Jan 02, 2021
Patriotic9ja:
I just sent you 10k in addition. You are a grateful person and deserve to be recognized and appreciated. I know you worth far more than most of the people spilling trash at you for being appreciative over a so called little grant. I'm impressed. Keep it up bro. God always blesses a grateful heart
I don't know you, but I gotta say Jah bless ya for ya kind gesture towards fellow human...

More blessings to you Bro
Education › Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by Offpoint1: 5:40am On Jan 02, 2021
omoyeni37:
Sir, please i need your help too, me and my kid brother hasn't eat anything good since 2 days ago, please if it is 500 naira, i won't mind sir, God bless you sir
It's well... May God make way this year.
Education › Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by Offpoint1: 5:37am On Jan 02, 2021
SmellySperm:
lol guy i don laf taya for this ur replygrin
My brother I no lie o, e get where hunger go waya you reach... Perfume go dey smell Egusi soupgrin
Education › Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by Offpoint1: 10:20pm On Jan 01, 2021
Teena18:
Lol, Buhari shouldn't stop you from scenting nice naa grin
Scenting good outward and dying of hunger inwardgrin e bi like sey You never see person take perfume eat eba before
Education › Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by Offpoint1: 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2021
obembet:
At least that will solve your problem for now.

Make u invest the money well o.. go to real Estate
Do you mean REAL A STATE?
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Popular Nairalanders Of 2020. by Offpoint1: 10:02pm On Jan 01, 2021
Talking of popularity, kindly take illegend out of the list... Unless you're referring to Romance Section.


Unfortunately of all the 5 names, except for illegend... The rest 4 are of no usefulness or reasonable tribulations to nairaland.

Number 5 is completely UL

The foul mouth and unapologetic guy is the most popular Nairalander. Either present or absent, it's hard to forget him.... Although he's also useless.
Romance › Re: Help! I'm Hopelessly In Love With Thomas Sankara by Offpoint1: 9:49pm On Jan 01, 2021
First day of January fah

Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 9:29pm On Jan 01, 2021
collinsuchendu:
Ok bro.. but your WhatsApp is blocked?
No, copy the number if the link didn't work.
Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 8:56pm On Jan 01, 2021
collinsuchendu:
hjj
I know you are being careful... But I got reputation. Can't sink that low over 20k.
Education › Re: Don Davis' Medical Report Silent On Sexual Abuse At Deeper Life High School by Offpoint1: 8:32pm On Jan 01, 2021
Hj
Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 8:27pm On Jan 01, 2021
collinsuchendu:
Good evening all,

Please who can help me transfer money from his or her UBA account to my Africard right now? I'll send 20k5 you transfer 20k..

Who's in?


Scammers stay off
I'm gonna help you, but you're going to send the money first.

I'm not here for the 5H, just helping you.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your 2020 Man Of The Year? by Offpoint1: 8:22pm On Jan 01, 2021
merieam16:
Jesus christ
Jesus Christ na "MAN"?
Nairaland General › Re: If You Wish To Have A Better 2021, Stay Away From These Five Things. by Offpoint1: 8:06pm On Jan 01, 2021
vickydevoka:
Please teach me. This is my WhatsApp number 0706...
My contact is on my signature, message me.


Please don't bother messaging me if you have high tendency of greed or addiction.
Betting can destroy you if you can't tame your greed.
Health › Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Offpoint1: 8:01pm On Jan 01, 2021
Heloct:
Which ever method you adapt, once you feel clean, then it's okay.
Hey, long time. Lost my phone and in the process I lost your contact.
What's up?
Family › Re: Post Your New Year Picture by Offpoint1: 7:41pm On Jan 01, 2021
Mumujustwise:
i will send u pm now.
free food for him... Happy bxxnging
Nairaland General › Re: If You Wish To Have A Better 2021, Stay Away From These Five Things. by Offpoint1: 7:04pm On Jan 01, 2021
vickydevoka:
Some one said same to me in nairaland I followed him up n lost all my money sme on forex
Forex is more dangerous than betting...
I used to lose money in betting too, until I let go of greed... Everything changes.
Nairaland General › Re: If You Wish To Have A Better 2021, Stay Away From These Five Things. by Offpoint1: 12:48pm On Jan 01, 2021
GambaOsaka:
God bless you.
I would like to add GAMBLING to the list.
It has rendered so many broke and unfruitful.
It has led to suicide, anger, family problems and even sickness.
GREED ruined them and not gambling...

I got over 200k or more monthly from gambling. Until they learn to separate greed from gambling, they'll always end up in PREMIUM TEARS
Business › Re: How Much Cash Entered The New Year With You? by Offpoint1: 11:24am On Jan 01, 2021
Brainiac12:
grin angry grin
Come loan me 200k abeg, I go refund with 50% interest in 2 months time.

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