₦airaland Forum

GanagiBitrus:
Does a dead man care about lineage?
The dead have no feelings.

This is how people torment their lives with what happens on earth after they die, instead of living their lives to the fullest & positively impacting lives of those around them.

Why is orgasm the sweetest experience of all living things? Why do some living being go as far as sacrificing themselves to reprocreate?

I don't need to tell you the answer.

Dogalmighty17:
Fake and made up. No unmarried young man in Nigeria just randomly goes for a fertility test.

He might have been strafing raw for years and realized no one has come up pregnant... He had to check himself

GanagiBitrus:
Is having kids a Do-or-Die matter.

As a man it is... Worse thing to ever happened to you as a man is to die without offsprings... It means your lineage ends

ucheheart:
You can always adopt children or have children through surrogacy

Surrogacy for dead sperms?

I'm already disgusted seeing her in clothes, imagine what I will feel if she is nakěd... 🤮

dominique:
It's just one year, he can still run the business via proxy or suspend it temporarily. He can go for orientation and redeploy back to his base. You never can tell, he can come across an employment opportunity where NYSC certificate is a requirement. He might decide to run for office or seek political appointment in future. His opponents will use his lack of NYSC certificate to bring him down, remember the former finance minister that had to resign because of NYSC certificate issue.

Tell me another joke... Secondary school leaving certificate is the highest requirement for any political position in Nigeria.

You can talk about other fields, not political post.

DeLaRue:
Had a partner.

If she recounts an incident that involved her to me, and I say something like 'why would he/she do that...anyway don't worry about it.'

In no time, my girlfriend would say, I knew it! You will support an outsider ahead of me.' Even if I don't know the other party.

At that point, me wey I no get time for wahala will be the one to shalaye that I didn't mean it that way. Apology must quickly follow o, otherwise she go spoil the atmosphere for the next few hours.

As the saying goes, men are from mars, women are from Venus.

Some women expect men to just jump into their situations and start fighting whoever offends them.

It doesn't work like that.

Na my woman be this... If you had quarrel with a neighbor she wants me to inherit it.

I can't greet a neighbor she's not in good term with, the neighbor can't greet or talk to me... Na problem.

Me at the other hand, I'm an introvert. You hardly know I'm home. I've been here for 5 years before she arrived, people already know my kind of person... I hate all form of noise or quarrel.

saintbillion:
U said it all. Watching My parents while growing up. Immediately my dad says shhhh. My mom enters into her shells like a snail. Na later in their private times u will hear them trying to talk about it. The day I shouted at my mom, my Beloveth dad almost wound me. I could remember his statement, he said since he married his wife till the day I was born till now, have I ever seen him raise his hands on his wife. Omo I respect that man from that day. Old man told us the day any of our wives comes to him complaining that we beat them. That day he will beat us even infront of our children. I honestly don't know how that man was able to control my mom that when ever she tries to raises her voice even in anger, the shhh sound from my dad calm her down. Dad may ur soul keep resting

He didn't control her, she simply respected him.

No respect means no submission.

dauntless15:
damn, they jumped to 250?

Yeah... It's crazy, that's almost 4m in a year

DenreleDave:
Nairalanders, a friend of mine is complaining about pain after sex... She has been on celibacy for a year plus and she recently started having sex.....

1. She feel pains in the Lower abdomen

2. Recently feeling pain in the VG


Please what could be the cause of this pain and how can it be helped?

Friend ke? 😂 Nigerians women/men don't share sex related issues with ANYONE.

No need to hide yourself... Visit hospital

Tayorshd87:
Exactly and in reality to create content to d extent of monetizing until u make money is not an easy task 😕


But most times people say it as an easy journey 🤔

May God help us

Creating just a minute video with AI is not child's play. That veo 3 is $250 per month.

Most of these tools are expensive, it's not for someone struggling, you need lots of money and time

dauntless15:
I need this tool like I have an ocean of money making ideas I can use it for but I tried using it and I no understand am at all, and they're asking for payment.

Veo 3 is $250 per month, after the first month free trial.... I think it's ridiculous for a newly released with so much glitches.

aybabz101:
What sort of medical reason will require one to have a tinted glass?

I just read that part and shoke my head.

We are not serious in this country.

franchasng:
Truly he was lucky. It's really a miracle for him to have recovered the money.


Chosen, the Deeper Life of the 1990s

There's no miracle there, the money was stolen by bank. They know damn well the issue has gotten to social media and it will get to CBN, they had to react swiftly.

The issue we helped him escalate, na him e dey talk sey na God of chosen. If that money was lost to scammers I would had seen the magic of God of chosen.


By the ways, dude should sue UBA, they're the ones that stole that money. They thought the guy is dead since the account has been inactive for 2 years.

What this means is most dead people money is taken by banks, instead of banks reaching out to the individual families, they siphon your money. These guys are evil.

It's extremely hard to see big men will clean money. Banks, oil companies and all those big companies top officials are all involved in one shady shxt.

Every man knows a materialistic senseless woman on their first date, but most men seems to ignore those signs because of physical appearance.

[quote author=peterious10 post=135660883][/quote]Insurance expires next month? I'm smelling something 😂

Krismas:
unbelieveable.
i have never seen an auto fire dis severe!
Most is usually caused by electrical or wiring problems and as soon as u
disconnect the battery and spray extinguisher on the open bonnet, that settles it.
I hope say no be skit be this?
Abi na petrol the bros dey pour ontop the bonnet instead of water?
Well condolences for the loss, cos me dont understand the matter.

Any fire incident that happens on windy day... Sope otilor.

TMB is a windy place like all water body area

planetx:
Fire brigades in Nigeria are totally useless and should be scrapped, look at when they finally showed up when the car is totally gone already.

There's no emergency response in Nigeria. They always come hour(s) late.

helinues:


Anything from 6-8pm is evening. Anything from 10pm is night. My basic understanding

You get understanding? Nothing Musa no go see for burukutu joint

Akwa Ibom and Delta na definitely Kaikai... The original kaikai.


Lagos state na all those sachet Chelsea, action bitter, gbefun and co 😂

Anambra na beer...

Northern states Zero Spend 😂 una dey ment... Na free dem dey share burukutu for North?

Wallade:
No worry, you go soon understand that the jungle you belong and those outdated customary laws are subject to the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the International Fundamental Human Rights.

K

Humans can F sha

Wallade:
Those youths will soon terrorize your community.

Watch it, soon.

Terrorize for what has been practiced long before my father was born? Nope! It ain't happening

ErebeOcoco:
Yesterday in my community, a lady reported that her husband assaulted her.

Now in my community, slapping, attracts a fine of 50k.

Fighting attracts a fine of 100k, 24 stroke of the cane and 1 carton of beer.

Threats of any sort attracts 100k and 1carton of beer.

Back to my story, the husband was arrested and whipped 24 stroke, and was made to pay a fine of 50k and 1 carton of beer.
And afterwards was sternly warned by the youths never to lay a finger on his woman again.

He was given a bottle of beer and told to take his wife home.

Men in the house, how would you live with your wife after such humiliation?

What amused me was the type of men and youths that came out to embarrass and advised the man on how to govern his home.

Sorry no pictured is allowed when there is public beating in the community otherwise I risk 150 strokes and 200k fine.


File photo used for illustration

It's a culture at my place, the man won't do anything.

Not only husband, as a child no matter how old are you, if you dare talk back at your parents or insult them, you'll be flogged by the youth

No man on earth is capable of doing that... Nothing comes between a man and his kids.

The story is bullsheeeet

mjuvey3:
My dear brother,I'm in your shoes

I'm 37,single with no kids but I keep meeting money hungry women....Even the decent ones who comes from good homes and have high paying jobs are money hungry and entitled.

There are still few good women out there but the problem is,they don't go out much and they don't reply DMs on Social media....You can only get them through connections or if you're lucky to meet them on the road or at a particular spot like eateries,malls, church,salon,markets etc

It is well

As a man, you need to have a child in your 20s or at worse 30... E get why

Apcshit:
I don't believe this.North East should be number 1

North have the cheapest food price and most of them have farm... It's hard to see a northern who doesn't have farm

Garri for afternoon no be meal? Asking for a neighbor

lazkizz:
walahi, Jr Gong is the incarnation of his father Bob marley

He kills any songs he's on it.

Eminem
Lucky Dube
Enya...


Not fan of new generation musicians

lazkizz:
Strictly Damian marley. Nothing more nothing less

Damian Marley vs Nas - Distant Relatives is one of the greatest, but underrated album of all time.