₦airaland Forum

After eating this watery beans, the op will go back to shouting "on ya mandate".


Mumu vote APC finish come dey show us how hunger dey tear him intestine.... No shame at all

maasoap:
One kid in Nigeria? You better don't have any because that's like not having any. I pray you don't labour in vain

U see, in life, I believe that what will be, will be.

U can have 7 children and all seven will die mysteriously or by accident.

And the man who had one, his would survive till the end.


Plan the number of kids u can take care of....too much kids has a way of changing marital destiny a times.

FromZeroToHero:
We will teach Peter Obi a bitter lesson.

Did Peter Obi die in the custom's rice stampede?

Did his wife or any of his children die in the stampede?

We are still waiting for the bitter lesson they promised to teach Peter Obi.

We are still cooking it

Very wrong thinking.... Have u ever asked yourself why those men u mentioned died early?

They did probably because they had a lot of children to cater for.

As a man, when u get married, u have to carry over 90% of family responsibilities. So u need to plan the number of kids that will go with that.


I bet if u have just 1 kid, there is no way u would suffer so much as to die early all things being equal.

I have never seen a family with just 1 child that is suffering. Rarely possible.


Men and men suffer in marriage because of having lots of kids they can't cater for.

Topman7:
SUBSIDY REMOVAL IS THE CAUSE OF INFLATION.

HOWEVER WAY IT HAPPENED.

SUBSIDY REMOVAL IS THE CAUSE OF THE INFLATION.

THESE OTHER FACTORS YOU MENTIONED (TO THE EXTENT THEY ARE TRUE) ARE NOT THE CAUSE OF INFLATION.

SUBSIDY REMOVAL IS THE CAUSE OF INFLATION.

Truly, u re not smart.....so floating of naira is not part of the cause of inflation?

GeneralKoko:
Straight away!
Let's go.
My girl is 5 months older. She has fears but I'm adamant.
Is there any disadvantage??
Share experience or advice

I'm about to...she is 2yrs older....

Nothing to fear....just learn how to be in charge datsall

Op,pls where is the thread where a guy went to see things for himself in the hinterland? Can u pls share it here.

Zulum 2027

So what is the moral of the story?

15/10.

He is doing well

Xiaohei:
In which areas is Haiti better than Nigeria? I’m here to learn from ‘gurus’ and ‘geniuses’!

U no dey watch news....Haiti is a poor country. Their citizens re leaving the country.

I believe she doesn't collect money from u forcefully.

You gave her willingly.


No do pass yourself bro....no impress anybody. Women go talk but do what is in your mind.

Tomorrow na my woman birthday, na 5k I decide to send to her tomorrow morning.

Person wey say I no try make e come remove the money from pocket.

He built Lagos....don't you see that Lagos is now competing with cities like New York, Ottawa,Tokyo, Rio, Johannesburg, etc.

Leave that girl....

Do u think someone who doesn't respect u now will respect u when u guys are married?

Na wa for u @op

I also commented on that thread.... Seems u re an emotional person. U need to slow down a bit.


Them say na where them dey play them dey use style tell person the truth. U could have just sifted the good advices from the thread and move on.


The truth is that, ur gal with these traits would never respect u. Except, u re ready to live with that .

A very mumu man


Two things I will never do

1. Train my supposed girlfriend in school.

2. Marry a girl who is still in school.

By that time u fit no see leg go vote self...u might be bedridden as a result of acute hunger.

It's heading to 500

If u can't afford bread pls buy biscuits.


Let's stop washing our dirty linen in the public.


Cost of living is the cheapest in Nigeria compared to other countries

Matrix137:
If everybody became gay in the earliest days, how would you have been born?

Can't you see humanity will go extinct if this gay madness persist?

Anyways, Jesus is coming soon so I don't bother giving it too much thought.

Why are u so concerned about humanity going extinct when u will not be here in 100yrs time and certainly oblivious of what is going?

Na mumu still believe say naija na giant of Africa. Ivory coast single handedly hosted afcon 2024 with cocoa money o.

but the most recent afcon wey naija host in 2000 was in collabo with Benin republic abi Ghana.


See world class stadia in CIV.

Common Abuja stadium,we spent billions of naira in building we no fit maintain.

28th of every month.

BigBlackPreek:
After the days hustle there's a joint I used to go and cool myself down and there's also a bar which also dubbed as a brothel hence relaxing at both intermittently so by default I've got to have some friends there though we don't visit ourselves as everything starts there and ends there,

So whenever in I'm either of the two spot ,this same people will come and ask for some changes to drink ,smoke or eat and this has been going on for long, they don't hesitate to come meet me for money everyday they sees me and this same will always keep coming like say them don see mumu hence I decided not to be giving them anything again and as a result of that some of them has started harbouring animosity towards me including the woman that owns the joint. NB :this woman too always asks me to buy her something even though she's the owner of the joint and I also dance to her tune. so nowadays I can see it clearly written on their faces that they are not happy with me because I've stopped buying or giving them money for anything

So please experience nairalanders, what advice would you offer me? Should I stay away from that environment and keep away from them or should I continue to my partronage there? Bashing is welcomed too as well as constructive criticism, thanks

Which kind advice u need again? They no longer like u because they don't get any benefit from u again.

Change location make dem no use I shine one day.

Dem no suppose tell blind man say rain dey fall.

The girl doesn't regard u bro....

Ask her if she marry dangote or otedola, will she still maintain this her stand?

Gbadugbakun:
There's this girl I'm dating. So yesterday we talked about marriage and all that. She now told me that if we get married that she won't bear my name. That I should take note now. That she would continue to bear her father's name that all that name change things were for our parents that things have changed and the world has changed.

She even called me an old school person who is still stuck in the past. That all over the world women no longer take the name of their husbands. I now asked her that who's surname would our kids answer. She flared up and told me to grow up stop disturbing her with childish questions.

I decided to bring it here, because I want to know how the question I asked is childish? Because when I told my elder brother who is married he told me that it's an insult for a girl to reply me that way. What do you people think?

Nlfpmod Seun Mynd44 rocktation nlfpmod help me with front page please.

The banny is subtly telling you that she would be the husband in ur marriage and u still never code

Tsolutionifede:
shut up, the 2 policy he enacted is what is expected at this critical time, floating currency and susbsidy removal is necessary, if this causes you hunger, it means something you are normally at the verge of going hungry before Tinubu takes over, all that is expected of him is to make use of the money saved from subsidy, so get out with ur hatred for Tinubu, the current poverty is not only about Tinubu, it is all about the structure that has been destabilized from all Nigerians politicians including ur importer peter obi, after all he was with Jonathan, and didn't complain when jona regime was full of corrupt people like diezene

U re not bright at all...e dey show

Nigerians are foolishly religious.

I could remember when I relocated to a new state and was looking for accommodation, do u know 80% of landlords were asking after my church...the same Christianity o. Not that I'm of different religion.

I told one that I am a Catholic and also attend winners. He said he can't rent his house out to me that I don't even know where I stand. That I need to take a stand on the church to attend bla bla bla....


I later got an apartment in this state and we were 4 tenants plus the landlady. The landlady, an old woman, most Sundays, would always come to ask why I didn't go to church... That I should try and be going to church bla bla...like shey I no pay u rent ni?


When I packed out was when she said that all of us would be having bible studies every Sunday evening.... Omo I just had to run....infact I left the state entirely.... I can't stand religious morons.


Heaven is a personal race...no drag anybody follow yourself, after all you came to this world alone.

But Nigerians would want to drag every dick and Harry into their nonsense.

laurel03:
Kaduna indigene is now SE person

Tribal bigots are usually daft people... This serves as a testament to that fact.

Akalia:
Angola got cocky before the match and they were humbled in the end. Up super eagles.
Nigeria SE is arguably the best team in this tournament in terms of getting the job done.

DR Congo are good too...Nigeria didn't really impress me...the only thing going for them is their good defense.

Skyehigher1:
Am a tinubu die headed supporter but if tinubu is not open all our borders this month I swear to God Almighty Allah I will never vote for him and I will work against him and I will make sure he will never returned to the presidency come 2027 inshallah infact am really disappointed... Fg think all our business man and woman care about our well being you close our borders and increase our suffering ..... infact I regret voting for you as president of this country . President bola Ahmed tinubu am very disappointed in you sir.... Despite all the love I have for you since you come to power my life is becoming worse than ever before..... Please sir Mr president open all our land borders let everything enter our country .... There is no farmers in a farm again due to the issue of insecurities .... All our business man and woman are callous ..... Please and please Mr president open our land borders this hardship is unpredictable for me and my family all your policy are affected my business and my life entirely

Mumu....u never see anything