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Cahill

kudos to the fasting and praying Governor

Waaaat. Nekwa ike nwa anaezo

dainformant:
After waiting for so long to land his crush, it's "understandable" why he had to grab her backside like this (for all the pains and sleepless nights she's caused him..lol) ... A man and his pretty wife are currently trending online after sharing a photo of him grabbing her backside after their wedding...

According to him, he had been crushing on the lady who was his seatmate in biology class 6 years ago and yesterday he married her....This tweet post has gone viral with online users reacting differently to it. See below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/see-what-man-did-on-his-wedding-day.html

Nothing for her chest, anyway her ass made up for dt lack

Anuofia. Provide solutions not excuses or u resign Aturu

Op 250k is quite low but u may jst be lucky golf 3, Audi 80 tiger face, Carina E, Mazda 323 etc

fem311:
Hey friends listen to me. I visited a bank with plan to save some cash for 3 month and the bank was ready to offer me 3% interest, which means if I save 50k for 3 month I would be paid an interest of 9k, Total = 59k. What have you to say to this? Is this not a scam from our banks?

Then, if I should find an individual or a corporate body that would offer me 30% interest monthly and they are trustworthy, don't you feel I would be obliged to go for that?

So what are we saying, some people are really making money through MMM, then why discouraging people?

I have so far make move learning more about MMM and I have found it interesting.

U r even wrong in ur calculation

3% per annum of 50k in 3 months gets u a profit if 375 naira.

will surely hit 500 by Dec

Aba totally shutdown d fear of Ipob

Schools, markets, civil servant everyone u dnt wanna disobey this order here

Abia state precisely aba shutdown

PogDab:
I don't want to write a long story of how my search for jobs wasn't successful but to write about my next step.

I am ready to do any job 24/7 for anybody or company, Yes Any kind of Job except Crime.

if it's a labourer kind of job then at 28, am physically fit and strong with no disability.

if it's an office job, I should also be considered with my B.Sc in Geography and Regional Planning and my Nysc certificate.

I can also be useful somewhere with my sound knowledge of basic computer operations.

Am presently based in Makurdi, so if you want to hire me here the better cos I will be able to take care of my transport and feeding for the entire 6months since I stay in the family house. but I can still relocate to any state in Nigeria if my accommodation and feeding will be taken care of for the 6months.

I know Nairalanders will make fun of me with their trademark comments, but I don't care anymore cos am about to start a new chapter of my life, that's why I have to deactivate and create a new account.



You can contact me with this for now: gloandgold10@gmail.com

If u r serious then go to any construction site around you and do serving Mason, u will make 2.5k daily except u want to do it free too.

Go and learn a skill or go to ur village and farm

It's a new session go look for teaching job

Go and learn to drive bus or keke n look for someone to drive for on hire purchase

Biafra land of d rising sun

Ur case na MFM matter nw

Lol Dino may not make top 20 yet he shows off alot

TunezMediaBlog:
Ace Nollywood actress, Tayo Sobola fondly called Bella or Sotayo recently pampered her mother with a brand new Lexus Jeep worth a whooping 5.7 Million Naira.

It was a surprise birthday gift to her mother popularly known as Alhaja at her 71st birthday leaving her shocked upon seeing the unexpected gift.

Alhaja was a year older on July 15th 2016, but the actress took the delivery of the car a day before the 71st birthday of her mum and secretly packed it in a place very close to her house in Lagos till the following day when she shocked her mum with the 2010 rx350 Lexus Jeep worth 5.7 million naira.

See photos below ...


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/09/nollywood-actress-gifts-mother.html?m=1

Na tokunbo not brand new, brand new worths much more than 5.7m with d current exchange rate

Lol

Almost everyone is online these days especially Facebook. One man's bae is another man's LovePeddler

Online dating is okay but avoid badoo pls, 95% of girls on badoo r runs girls

Pathetic na jst to take pics dey show us, when he shld be telling us hw this visit will take us out of recession.

Y is buhari soo uncomfortable is he intimidated or was he afraid he could be arrested for Obama speech he plagiarized

Only God kws d type of senseless contributions he will be making in such meeting. He could go there and tell them he will stabilize global oil price

Na yo- robber ppl as usual

God bless obiano

sonnie10:
Ask yourself this question, what good does an ex-con from Russia has to offer? Encouraging people to invest in something that is certain to collapse someday is worrisome. Listen to yourself carefully; what you have said is that, it is working because it is still the "early days." But you failed to understand that every system seeks to maintain equilibrium. Listen to yourself carefully in the bold above; there you will get the critical point in this issue. The question that remains unanswered is, what plans are in place when the reverse becomes the case - more
people asking for help than those investing? That is the time Nigerians should be worried about, because then the bubble will burst any many will commit suicide.

Mr man I said there are far more PH than GH ie if u will ever understand what that means, PH is the live blood of mmm d4 it is safe to invest nw ie if ur money will even be collected b4 45 days BC of the long queue of Nigerians begging to invest nw.

Nw hear this even commercial banks are closing every nw and then, every biz will close when there are no more customers including mmm n mama ngozi restaurant, mmm will definitely close someday but not anytime soon, so enjoy it while it lasts or watch while risk takers smile to the bank Monthly.

Mmm is for risk takers who has some money they can risk losing

sonnie10:
There is a popular saying that, "an eye for an eye would sooner or later leave the whole world blind." That is a case of any pyramid venture. When money is collected from one person to pay another in excess of the original amount, who pays the the last person or group of persons, especially when the money is not invested to yield the interest? It will get to a point where the stack of card cannot stand. Except this is a different MMM, but from what I read on Wikipedia, the MMM which originated from Russia and coined its name from the first letters of the of names of the three founders seems to have credibility issues. The Wikipedia source gave a listed of countries where they have operated and had serious issues with the authorities. There is also an instance of one of them being sentenced in one of the countries.

Let do a simply maths based of the 30% monthly interest;

Starting with an initial #100k

if the first above person gets #130k

The owner of the #130k must get #169k

next #169k must get #219.7k

Next #219.7k must get #285.61k

Next #285.61k must get #371.29k

If we were working with millions, at this last step, already the organization would be looking for someone to come up with a whooping #856800! to settle the previous person.

Remember, this scenario is just for a single flow (in hundred thousand). When it runs into millions, the interest will also increase accordingly and in addition to the different multiple flows from the many "investors." The question is, will all the money in Nigeria sustain this? Given all the money in Nigeria, this is not sustainable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_scheme_company)#cite_note-6

U r an mmm illiterate get educated abt d program nothing like single flow. Mmm Nigeria is approaching a million participants and not yet a single participant complaining since January 2016 ie 9months n counting.

It takes 24hrs to withdraw ie get help and up to 45day to provide help BC of long queue of Nigerians begging n willing to invest or PH but not many asking for help. These r still early days if at all it will collapse nt in the foreseeable future

Nw listen carefully it takes abt 3 months to break even in d program thereafter u have absolutely nothing to lose. Got dt nw, u must take risk to move your life forward

Mmm pays

Cyracles:
His name is Uchenna Nwosu, he is a Nigerian who lives in the U.S and works as a medical doctor . He is also an International federation of body building & fitness(IFBB) professional. He is really hot.


http://queensheir.com/blog/check-body-medical-doctor-photos/

Disgusting spits on thread, abeg op put graphic pic n viewers discretion adviced

Iamtosignno:
I strongly agree with you my brother
your words are wisdom words and forever good advice
i as a little guy that wants a true lifetime partner i pray to God and he answer me because i believe he did i love three girls back then with the help of my prayers no one is true wife for me because i had bad dreams about them which shows no one is mean for me
still i keep on praying and i ask God should give signs maybe in dream or real life and he also did it but to my expectations nothing was like i thought i told my friend that was a true child of God he told me God can show me my true lifetime partner but he wouldn't because my age is still small get marriage whenever am ready I should pray and fast he would surely show me
so if i am the OP and my age is like 27 i don't need to be running after girls or looking for girl with good background all i need is God intervention
REMEMBER to marry is very easy nowadays because girls are ready to marry especially guy that have money good looking and good background but when is not easy to dirvoce but it can be easy in some ways ask yourself how many times would marry and dirvoce because you want the right person
PRAY TO GOD HE WILL ANSWER YOU

While i agree that we need to pray for God's interventions and Divine direction to find a wife but decisive action must be taken to make it happen.

D Bible says he who finds a wife finds a good thing.

Nw to find something presupposes a search, so to find a wife involves a thorough search n u must break out of ur routine, place urself where u will b meeting ur kinda of woman to make it happen. Referral comes in handy if u r not meeting ur kinda of women often or at all or u ve poor social life (due to career/ur nature) with very limited time (35 n above)

Referral is OK provided u have at least 6 months to date n court d person b4 u decide weather to marry or nt. Successful compatibility test is key.

Hw u meet does nt matter much, what matters is what becomes of both of u after abt 6months to one year in it.

Wooing or getting referral which is better? Well none is better BC d story of love is different for everyone, I will say use both n see what works for u.

People jst expect everyone love story to be d same which is wrong, there are no rules jst b your self n see what works for u

seunmsg:
Buhari will be meeting Obama tomorrow on the sideline of UN general assembly, please quickly travel to the US and advice him to arrest and prosecute the Buhari. While at it, remind Mitchell Obama to also prosecute Melania Trump for plagiarising her speech. Silly and deplorable ipob.

Quote me only when u graduate from your kindergarten sense. Hopeless I.diot

futurenix:
This issue should be dead by now after the president apologized.

Why still making so much fuss about it?

BC it is a criminal offence and d president shld resign and face prosecutions like every other criminal. U dnt apologize and go free when caught in crime infact he has admitted being guilt and shld go to jail

Jamieb:
As i am typing this now, i am confused and depressed at the same time with my eyes full of tears. I am 24, done with school and now working but my life feel so empty like something have been plugged from my life. Most night, i go to bed feeling so lonely and dejected with no body to turn to. Physically i am very much ok but deep down i know something is missing in my life. I just dont know how to explain it. My upbringing was terrible. Grew up in a repressive manner with my dad who never want you talking with any one but just being indoor. Communication was zero. He goes out in the morning and return at night. We just cook and eat and go to bed and that has been the routine through out my teen years. For this, i never new what love was or is and never mixed with the opposite sex as i am constantly tormented with fear and that of rejection. lest i forget, being poor was an understatement as I am my elder bro could only boast of one meal per day most day . I entered the University thinking i would be free but rather it became worst. Through out my Uni days i never mixed up with the opposite sex let alone have a girlfriend but just a few male friends who i even get tired of. Most i do was to play football and recoil again into my shell. I knew something was wrong deep down but couldn't pin point or even know how to tackle it. Outside this feeling of hollowness , emptiness i slipped into masturbation unconsciously in my secondary school and it followed me through my uni days and even service and am still struggling to stop it finally. gradually i keep dying everyday with no one to run to as it seems no one have the solution to my problem or even understand what i am feeling . Sometimes i try to console myself that it is well , the next moment am back to square one. I have lived in Ibadan for almost two years now but no friends as I find it making friends let alone the opposite sex. I just can't explain it. Just like a self conflict within battling inside me with the struggle to be free. At this age I dont even have a girlfriend to call my own let alone one to marry. Any time i feel like walking up to one , all of a sudden it look as if something like a shadow is thrown over me an i get blank with it visible in my face. It is really bad that at a point in time , a friend of mine was forced to call someone else to come stay with me cos i was crying over the phone. Over time, I dont know if to term it psychological or spiritual one. I might be happy this moment when in the midst of people and the next everything winds down to a zero level, not to talk of when alone. I feel so lonely and dejected with no where to run to. As a matter of fact, am scared of living alone as i dont know what my life will be like. I know I can get help in the family section more than any other place . Please I need help. I need to get my life back.

Yawns
op u need to activate ur social life and make friends from your neighbor, church, bars, go out to watch movies and football, ur office colleagues, nairalanders in ur area, Facebook friends, gym, Reconnect with ur uni, sec sch frnds n visit once in a while.

Finally forget ur past and start building the future you desire. At 24yrs u r still a baby boy so u ve got d time BC some ppl at 45 yrs face this same problem.

Peace