₦airaland Forum

ylaa: MAY GOD PRESERVE YOUR LIFE. WISH YOU GEAR 1 RECOVERY.

wat do u mean by ''GEAR 1'' Recovery?Is it GEAR 1 when going UPHILL or DOWN d HILL recovery or GEAR 1 highway recovery....?
Funny tho

[quote author=truth.com]Well Understood, but still Project is Project! Wheather small or big...

KUDOS TO FASHOLA AND MY STATE GOVERNOR - AJIMOBI[/quote]U are a typical example of the blackman's (in this case Nigerian) chronic inferiority complex,so u mean most of the mass housing projects in Nigeria are far below par compared to the American ''projects''....stop acting dis way,it is very bad,av u even seen what the ''projects'' look like.....imagine,saying projects in America are luxurious in Nigeria,for ur info it is not,except maybe for the lower class people...

MajorJ: In america you know what this is called, they are called the projects, lowest/cheapest apartments, they are usually built with fake knockoff materials and usually end up being rundown in about 5 years from construction date, so i will say enjoy it while it lasts

while i dnt wnt to contest the veracity of ur claims abt d poor quality of materials used in constructing mass housing projects in the US,i want to state that ''the projects'' dnt become rundown after 5yrs or even collapse as u imply,i av neva bin to d US b4 bt i knw dt wat makes ''projects'' rundown is lack of/delay in maintenance and also d sheer mass of such projects,many av bin constructed in Mexico,Brazil even in America bt were demolished due to high crime rate,security and safety issues and also maintenance cost....back to subject matter,u cannot compare dt housing estate to d ''american projects'',it isnt jst d same,if u're a professional in d building/construction industry u shuld knw why,if nt,then so long,bt i tend to agree with ur statement ''enjoy while it lasts'' we tend to construct in Nigeria especially mass project such as dis without a concrete maintenance policy,luk at ketu housing estate,festac,even d police barracks....

Bigcake: Nigeria always one step forward two steps backward. Why not cut down d take home package of our politicians, e.g. Senators, Reps, Governors. Etc. Do dat first then we will believe u really want to cut cost.

yes...its d usual thing,but wetin we go do...at least they are doin something..i dont know au old u are,but wen u get there,do something about it,since they've all refused to do something about it.

Mad Cow: Intelligence and my Gentlemanly Charm..




Plus she saw me single-handedly beating 3 heavily armed Mopols later that Afternoon after their convoy accidentally splashed water on my limited edition 2013 BMW 7 Series.. She just fell in love with me.

i dnt know which one made me laugh more btwn ur name(madcow) and ur post.....madcow...madcow..what were u thinking!

nwabobo: £42,000, that's about N10.5M. Cheap in my own opinion.

if its cheap..pls give me 1m now..

[quote author=tha_originator]Gol-die Gol-die Gol-die. See at the crossroad, you won't be lonely.[/quote]so u still remember crossroads by bonethugs and harmony....thot i was d only 1 who still remembered dem...

Amaechina: Jeeper's creeper .....some scary shit

Jeepers Creepers 2 is more scary...even heard a part 3 is on the way...

Keep it together guys..God is with us..we shall overcome,as much as i want to blame Drogba for being a cheat(it wasnt a foul)...our defence was poor...but still..God will gives us victory...Go Super Eagles Go...

/gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll.....eeeeemmmmmeeennniiikkkkeeeeeee.....thank you Jesus...........

I av never been so tensed,now i see sense in this...

See rubbish oh,,emenike must go!

Good one but btw,these ivoriens are so thick,wetin dem dey chop sef...?

Our defence line is too high,we need to sit deeper in the defence,the ivoriens are trying to soak up the pressure,cant anyone see thisss....

My greatest fear is our response to counter attacks,its obvious the ivroriens are adopting a more tactical approach while we just seem to throw everything forward,make dem no use counter attacks kill us oh abi who dey think odawise..?

30 hours is to much for a journey,what happened to express trains,it will make more sense if the government invests in fast trains,i dont see myself sitting in a train for 30 hrs from Lagos to Kano...even buses and cars dnt take dt long....express trains will be a good mode of transportation..

[quote author=sunky-show]I cant forget 13yrs ago, i was coming from schl (st finbarr's college) n i board a public bus to yaba from FEC gate and alighted at yabatech roundabout. Den i walked along d roadside toward yabatech main entrance wen a Madman kicked a RagolisBottle towards my directn, den i used my rite foot to stop d bottle. u knw wot? he gave me a shocker! He pounded on me n punched me in d belly, and said "shey me and u be mate?" All i noticed was dat people waiting for public bus at d yabatech main entrance gate were laughing seriously at me. [/quote]

omoseun: Mine happened like 10 years ago, i alighted from a bus at Jibowu b/stop (i.e before Yaba, Lagos) all of a sudden someone gave me a hot slap from behinde, when i turned around to confront /retaliate , i got the greatest surprise of my life. I was slap by a mad man. I just cross the road and went on my way before people start pointing at me.

A hot slap,for what,are u the cause of his madness?

Gboliwe: You are really interested in mad women. Is there something you are not telling us? You sister excuse is too obvious too.
Tell us your preference we assume we all are of age. Lol

So u think everybody is like you,abi,my "sister excuse" is very true,stop being silly!!!

flow1759: personality wetin? abi i resemble any of him family member? I tank God say nobody follow me waka dat day. Till today any time i pass dat road i go just dey laf, its been 2years now and i wonder if any of dose market women still rememba my face. I reach house dat day i no talk anytin, i just took my bath and send my t shirt to dustbin my cousin c me con dey ask me say y i dey troway i am? I look am i smile, 4 my mind i say if i tell dis öne he go just laf 4rm today till tomorow, till today i no gree tell anybody. because i no wan make person laf me like dose market women (just b like say make i give all of dem one slap each)

u slap them eh,u no go dey here today to dey tell the story oh....But those women no try sha..

flow1759: personality wetin? abi i resemble any of him family member? I tank God say nobody follow me waka dat day. Till today any time i pass dat road i go just dey laf, its been 2years now and i wonder if any of dose market women still rememba my face. I reach house dat day i no talk anytin, i just took my bath and send my t shirt to dustbin my cousin c me con dey ask me say y i dey troway i am? I look am i smile, 4 my mind i say if i tell dis öne he go just laf 4rm today till tomorow, till today i no gree tell anybody. because i no wan make person laf me like dose market women (just b like say make i give all of dem one slap each)

u slap them eh,u no go dey here today to dey tell the story oh....

This guy is nt ugly at all oh...btw..this linda ikeji sef..is she fine,make we talk thru,nt becos of wat she said abt segun arinze,but there was this tym she was interviewed on youtube,i kept wondering if she was really d one who made all the online fuzz..i mean she is nt that bad,but i expected my mind to be blown..

Very smart guy...

dom: one night, about three years ago, i was in a taxi drop from wuse to garki. As we rode on the bridge shortly after sheraton junction, a man emerged from the bush by the right (green area) and threw a massive stone which shattered the back passenger's windscreen. The mumu driver wanted to stop immediately to find out who did that and why. but a stern look front me got him to change his mind. At the filling station opposite nnpc we saw some policemen and reported the matter. Guess What? They said the bridge was outside their jurisdiction. Till today i wonder what that incident was all about.

na so all these drivers behave,if someone has d mind to throw a massive stone at a moving car,imagine wat he'll do when the occupants of the car steps out of it....whoever did it had a sinister plan...

flow1759: STILL ON D MADNESS ISSUE
My own is dat i wasn't driving but walking in a market place all of a sudden nahim madman come HUG me oooh, NYAMA if u c d kin smell wey comot 4 him body? No b dat one pain me pass sef na d way market women begin laf me. Omo dat 4 seconds hug was like 4 seconds in hell. If u c as i use soap(almost finish one bar soap) and new sponge almost tear my skin comot wen i reach house. D T shirt i wore dat day ehnn, 4get i no wear am again as i just land am 4 dustbin. Till today i still dey reason wetin make d madman hug me dat day oh

This is the Kind of story that makes my sisters laugh for 10 mins at a go...chai...i cant imagine wat was goin on in ur head durin that 4 secs.....bt seriously,maybe the lunatic felt you were familiar or jst lykd ur personality....

[quote author=tpia@]oro yi kolori ko nidi.

you're saying you met someone on nl who turned out to be a meat seller?

then what time does he browse here.

have you thought you're being played like a banjo?

anyway, gbogbo yin e ku networking.[/quote]honestly,i av thot about it,maybe she was twice-hoodwinked,there is more to this than the guy has to say,abi is it a mere coincidence that d guy is short,ugly and a meat seller in Oshodi who supposedly has been faking it but out of the blues came out with the truth,somebody is playing or toying with somebody somewhere..IMO

991: I was driving from Abuja to Enugu, an empty tin fell from a trailer on the other lane and breeze blew it to my lane and i hit it. guess what, my head lamp, fender light, and driver side of bumper were completely damaged. I had to buy a complete bumper, fender light and very expensive driver-side head lamp.
my brother, na temptation be that.

reminds me of final destination...the tin had to large to cause such extent of damage.

ziccoit: How is this rubbish?

@Op, is your car bearing government plate number?

The mad woman might think you were one of those politicians that created the stress that eventually overwhelmed her and later tipped her into madness.

very funny..but no..

slex: Wait how do this madwomen get pregnant by the way.

politicians,ritualists,people looking for kids,maybe co-male lunatics...

Ikenna351: Op,

Ebi like say peson rememba u for village. Just kidding!

Since men no dey look her side again, as if she no reach wetin men dey carry women do, she had to seek for that attention anyhow. You were just the unfortunate guy. If you had stopped to chyke her before the incident, she would have showed you her 36 instead of stone. Lol!

No mind me jare! Even though it was a bitter experience, but it kind of sounded funny. Thank God it wasnt the windscreen, like you said.

Ikenna.

Very funny....yeah,i am grateful to God she didnt smash the windscreen...btw....u cant say for sure she isnt getting attention,cos there is another madwoman around that area who is reportedly pregnant,why and how,no one knows,my sister just noticed it the last time she went to that area....

doctokwus: Our things always dfferent& always we appear not to know what to do.Why disembark frm d transport aircraft wt guns @combat positions;d rebels were dfinitely not @ d airport.More organised settings disembark wt guns far off sight& begin to prepare demselves @ d camp

but why are you so critical...?