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CrimeRe: Herdsmen Slit Man’s Throat For Attempting To Save Sister From Rape (photo) by oilmane(m): 4:37pm On May 14, 2022
saapphiere:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdh5QUuIQSN/
He got a report that his sister was attacked by herdsmen and he went to rescue her alone? He went to rescue her without a gun? it is well, it is the 7th deadly attack on indigenes of the community and they're still resident in your bushes? Make una kuku day pay security fee to them as una day too weak to drive them from una community.
PoliticsRe: 2023: INEC, Keep Sensitive Materials With Pastors And the Muric - Shehu Sani by oilmane(m): 12:57pm On May 13, 2022
Joclebs:
https://punchng.com/keep-sensitive-materials-with-muric-pastors-shehu-sani-advises-inec/
Which of the pastors? The pay your offering and tithe to me own or who? Those ones sleeping with peoples wife's? Those ones who are more interested in gathering earthly reaches than aspire for the kingdom of God? Nigeria pastor are card carrying members of political parties in disguise. Which MURIC? The ones that help their god to fight its enemies? The ones that said that they're not voting Christians? So you can thumb print for your Muslim brothers? Both of una nor go work, them go kuku put am for national stadium make the citizens protect am themselves.
CrimeRe: Police Officer That Shot At A Lady In A Viral Video Few Months Ago Has Died(vid) by oilmane(m): 7:51am On May 13, 2022
Bvlgari:
Police officer that shot at a lady in a viral video few months ago has died.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBST0jXG6qQ
So he reach civilian way carry gun like am he nor fit do gallant way he day form for unarmed civilian again? Shey he deserve RIP now? We should all be careful in all our endeavors so that people will speak well of us when we leave planet earth.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News!!! Urhobo Re-name Warri Wado City!! by oilmane(m): 5:22am On May 13, 2022
godofuck231:
the last warning from opc no give ijaws sense , this time you guys will be bombed with eggs back to the Gambian coasts where the British UAC brought you guys from to fish in the niger delta , they even went to benin kingdom to drag with the oba of benin, the clown of ijaws in gheleghele should have waited for the oba of benin na, captain phillip did not meet with the ijaws he met with the benis in battle and died , these clowns now want trouble over lands they dont own , God go help una this time
Same way as the itsekiris wanted to jump in Ologbo until their leader was locked up with his chieftaincy attire in prison, we should learn to accord each other respect.
RomanceRe: My Cheating Is About To End My Marriage by oilmane(m): 5:14am On May 13, 2022
Cassahav:
I am a fortysomething man in a long-term relationship – nearly 20 years – and have two children. For the past 10 years my partner has been having short-term lovers. These were clandestine, but more recently she has stopped hiding, called our relationship “open”, and currently has a lover who I do know about. But this “open relationship” can only be one-sided, because she is jealous and suspicious while I am basically not polyamorous. So why stay together? We get on, communicate well (other than the no-go zone of her other love life), rarely argue, are bonded by bringing up our children and are financially tied together.

However, the years of suppressing my emotions – of jealousy, rejection, insecurity, being lied to – have left me broken. Sex (which we still occasionally do have) has become stressed: if I don’t perform enthusiastically, it will justify her seeking other lovers. Also, I am expected to remain sexually attracted to her, which gets more difficult when I know she’s been with someone else recently. We had frank talks when she offered to end her extramarital affairs and be monogamous with me – or plan how we might separate without affecting our children. We were both very upset, as we are very much still in love, and wish the sex side of our relationship wasn’t such a terrible mess.

But it has occurred to me that I am emotionally and sexually broken after this past decade. If I was single again – or my partner was to become monogamous with me again – I don’t think I would be a viable person to be in a relationship with. How do I start to repair myself, inside or outside this relationship?

Any advice would be cool.
Please how can I unread this rubbish? Past decade in a one sided open relationship? Who do you bad gan, why will you repair yourself? Just continue managing it as you've been doing, continue being in love, na wah, people day, I sincerely hope you don't pass this streak to your male kids.
PoliticsRe: Breaking! New Armed Ground Sea Monster Volunteer Force Emerge In South East- Vid by oilmane(m): 5:08am On May 13, 2022
Whiteangel1234:
BREAKING NEWS
A NEW ARMED GROUP "SEA MONSTER VOLUNTEER FORCE" (SMVF). HAS EMERGED. 12/05/2022.
A heavily armed group which identified itself as ‘SEA MONSTER VOLUNTEER FORCE ’ has issued a warning to sanitize the Eastern Nigeria against Fulani Islamic terrorists, Radical Islamists and the Islamic Agenda currently waving the shores of the Nigeria state.
However, they recognized sister groups like NIGER DELTA VOLUNTEER FORCE, EASTERN SECURITY NETWORK (ESN), THE AVENGERS, BIAFRA NATIONAL GUARD AND A HOST OF OTHERS. Warns the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT to release MAZI NNMADI KANU or suffer dire consequences. Task The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) to live up to her responsibilities as they are yet to issue a statement on the disparaging utterances Governor NYESOME WIKE of Rivers State made inside the church..


https://fb.watch/cZ7coq5ZCf/
Na this ones? Sea monster for inside farm? Fear nor even let them go better bush self make bandits nor kidnap them, no wahala sha but Fulani people nor day east again na abi the IPOB people never fit clear them finish since? Make una enjoy una vawulence
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Two Suspects Over Killing Of Female Student In Sokoto by oilmane(m): 7:11pm On May 12, 2022
SATANICALLY666:
https://gazettengr.com/killers-of-deborah-samuel-overpowered-security-officers-weve-arrested-two-suspects-sokoto-police/
Nor b d two beast way their video don go viral una arrest so who una come arrest? Hope nor be innocent students una arrest o cos una sabi act some kind strange film at times o, you guys should go after those two guys in the viral video and their cohorts involved in this barbaric acts, incidents like this ought not to happen in these times, how can anyone be fighting for a supposed higher power?
PoliticsRe: This Presidential Candidate Is The Most Popular In The North Now by oilmane(m): 5:07pm On May 12, 2022
Buharifan:
Atiku Abibakar I can tell you is the favourite in the North and probably south east.

He is the most popular now.
Is that according to you or a poll?
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Adamu Garba Joins YPP After Dumping APC (Photos) by oilmane(m): 5:01pm On May 12, 2022
nwekeugochukwu:
2023 Presidential hopeful, Adamu Garba had joined the Young Progressive Party (YPP) hours after leaving the All Progressives Congress (APC), IGBERETV reports.

Adamu Garba who was seeking for the presidential ticket of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC withdrew from the party on Wednesday stating that he can no longer tolerate APC's love for money over competency.

He pulled down the APC party’s flag in his office to show his withdrawal of membership from the party.

Adamu Garba later apologized to Nigerian youths for his act. He said he is now a changed person who has realized his mistakes and also ready to move along with Nigerian youths to chat a new course for the future of Nigeria.

Unveiling his new party, he wrote on Twitter;



https://twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1524754449411067904?t=0xpjqUtBU0-XZGSKp4Mnkw&s=19[/quote]Same old format, you don remember the youth and their usefulness, were you calling on the youths a year or even 6 months ago? Time for election don reach now you day call on people way u 4get since to join u, after election u go forget them again till next four years. Ogboru for Delta State day only remember say e b Deltan whenever election reach, e go come hustle then disappear immediately after election finish to reappear next four years. You are on your own sir.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Receives His Membership Card From His APC Ward Chairman. by oilmane(m): 1:14pm On May 12, 2022
vicdom:
Former President Goodluck Jonathan Has Recieved His Membership Card From His Bayelsa APC Ward Chairman . He Has Also Acquired The Required Number Of Signatures On His APC Presidential Nomination Form And Would Submit Soon.

After Denial, GEJ Is Now An APC Member And Would Make An Official Statement In The Coming Days.
Na who person go come believe now? Reno Omokri say he nor day country, Tribune say he don join APC, op now day say he don even collect membership card, op post pics or even link to the source of the report if not na lie
PoliticsRe: Dennis Otiotio: Jonathan Not Yet An APC Member by oilmane(m): 12:54pm On May 12, 2022
Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/just-in-jonathan-not-yet-our-member-says-bayelsa-apc-chairman/
He needs a waiver to join or contest in the election? This man know d question way them ask am so? Anyone can join the APC or any other political party if and whenever he/she wish to, it is contesting in an election immediately after joining that you need a waiver for.
Car TalkRe: How Much Is Petrol In Your Area? by oilmane(m): 7:49am On May 12, 2022
Naruto87:
Barely two day and fuel is being sold from 180 naira before the scarcity to 200 naira as of yesterday in kogi- ajaokuta. This is really annoying as things just keep getting harder.
#165, Sapele road, Benin city
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Son Drives A 60million Car In The UK. by oilmane(m): 9:44pm On May 11, 2022
Cubalabloo:
Driving a car is not owning a car!
Yeah, so true, he has been borrowing it since Feb 2018 that the op said he's been driving it.
FamilyRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Marrying A Single Lady That Already Has A Baby? by oilmane(m): 9:40pm On May 11, 2022
MistarT:
Please candid opinions will be appreciated. Thanks.

Itwill do humanity great good, if we hear from marriage counsellors with wide range of experiences, thanks.
It depends on the lady, who is the child living with, her mum, the dad or the lady? If she living with the dad or the lady's mum then there's nothing to worry about but you might have some issues if the child is with the mum cause he/she will join the mum in your home, the mum might view your trying to discipline the child as hatred for him/her but it isn't so in all instances, you might just have the best time of your life with the child.
HealthRe: Lady Who Transitioned To Male Is Now De-transitioning To Female, Regrets Action by oilmane(m): 5:36pm On May 11, 2022
PremiumTech:
By Madaki R.

https://i0.wp.com/thebureau.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Alia-Male2.jpg?w=736&ssl=1

Alia Ismail is de-transitioning to female after six years of medical transitioning to male.

Alia, from Michigan, came out as trans at the age of 18, adopting male pronouns and dressing more masculinely.

Alia changed her name to Issa in the years after, and at the age of 20, she began a medical transition that included taking male hormones to boost testosterone and having a double mastectomy.

"Socially, at 18 years old, I came out, used male pronouns, and dressed masculine," Alia explained.

"When I was 20 years old, I went through a medical transition in which I took hormones and legally changed my name in August 2015, and subsequently had a double mastectomy in 2016." My grandparents were accepting but not understanding of my transition, and as time went on, my mother began to understand my sentiments better."

Alia, now 27, felt that her new identity didn't truly reflect who she was after the transition, and after much thought, she opted to de-transition to female and now uses they/she pronouns.

"I have no regrets about having surgery or taking hormones," Alia said. That was a pivotal point in my development into the person I am today.

"My family was emotionally apathetic. They knew I was strong enough to take this uncertain road again, and they were proud of me for remaining loyal to myself. I no longer take hormones and have undergone laser hair removal. I have no immediate plans to do anything else, but I am aware that things may change in the future.

"My testosterone level dropped dramatically, but my oestrogen level remained unchanged." I've only been off hormones for a year, after roughly seven years on testosterone. My body only needs time to adjust, and we'll see if I need to take anything to increase my oestrogen levels later."

"I believe that those who do not understand do so out of ignorance and a lack of empathy," Alia continued.

"Decisions are difficult no matter what they are, and I hope that instead of projecting our fears and judgments, we can all remain open-minded to understand why."

"There will always be those who misinterpret me, but I can't let that destroy me." By sharing my experiences, I've been able to assist many others who were wondering their sexuality and gender.

"I've received numerous messages from people seeking advice, and I like building a sense of trust in others."

Source: The Bureau
Well-done sir/ma, pick the one you prefer
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: My life at Risk sharing same Detention with Criminals by oilmane(m): 7:49am On May 11, 2022
Insecurity:
My Life At Risk For Sharing Same Detention Facility With IPOB Members, Terrorists – Disgraced ‘Super Cop’, Kyari
Kyari disclosed this through his lawyer, Nureini Jimoh, while asking the Federal High Court in Abuja to review his bail application initially rejected

https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/10/my-life-risk-sharing-same-detention-facility-ipob-members-terrorists-%E2%80%93-disgraced-%E2%80%98super
I don't get it, is a criminal no longer someone who commits crime? This guy that got paid by Hush to lock his co fraudster up, who knows the number of innocent persons who are behind bar today cause he was paid to get them off the street? Is locking someone up illegally not a crime? Does that not make him a criminal? What about the tramadol he seized, sold and converted the proceeds for his personal use? Is that not a crime? Does it not make him a criminal? What about cocaine seized by the NDLEA that he sold some part and was negotiating for the remainder to be given to him to go sale? Is that not a crime? Does it not make him a criminal? Who knows the other crimes he commuted that are yet to come to light? Oga stay with your colleagues, you're all criminals, birds of a feather are meant to flock together.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by oilmane(m): 8:10pm On May 10, 2022
Taba21:
And so! how many tribes in Nigeria have you seen residence in Ibo land?
Those passing through their road were beheaded and ate, maybe this animals doesn't know that the whole Nigerians don't need them anylonger in their regions.
I don't have any problem with them living in any part of the country so long they obey the laws of the land, my take is that they should not bring the IPOB/UGM/SIT AT HOME bullshit to Delta state as our state is not and will never be a part of Biafra.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by oilmane(m): 10:58am On May 10, 2022
Bonesbreaker:
u done deny say u no type say u go burn Our business and house here again abi nobi u again type am here, undecided abi na weed high u so undecided,u dey talk trash oh face ur ijaw side oh close ur mouth 4 igbo matter oh na,if u wan know how una take come delta ask ur papa no come dey cos problem or type nonsense here say u go attack my tribe if IPOB visit our area na fuel u dey pour on top matter so dey well so undecided b4 ojoke kill u so
E day obvious say u need psychiatric attention, u don see say u don day mad abi? Screen shot and paste where I take talk that rubbish way u day claim say I talk, u b really mad man, I don give u location, give me date and time so that u go know say na two water day life.
PoliticsRe: INEC To Sever CBN Ties As Emefiele Seeks Court’s Nod by oilmane(m): 8:13am On May 10, 2022
Validated:
Emefiele can only resign 30 days to geberal election. That would be January 2023.
Meanwhile, join me to declare ut loud

#Meffy2023!
#Meffy2023!!
#Meffy2023!!!
#Meffy2023!!!!
#Meffy2023!!!!!
#Meffy2023!!!!!!
#Meffy2023!!!!!!!
#Meffy2023!!!!!!!!
Na our GOD WIN ooooooooo!
For equity, progress, prosperity and justice.
Vote Mr. GodWIN Emefiele for President, Federal Republic of Nigeria
lol, see as u change d guy man name as if na babe oh. Meffy, as per the one month to the election you mentioned is that what the laws stipulates? That he can contest even while still in office?
PoliticsRe: INEC To Sever CBN Ties As Emefiele Seeks Court’s Nod by oilmane(m): 7:39am On May 10, 2022
powerfulguy:
• Court invites INEC, AGF before hearing Emefiele’s restraining order on presidential ambition
• INEC: Emefiele’s ambition will have implications for sensitive election materials storage at CBN
• Why CBN governor is not qualified to run – Falana, Amadi
• Adegboruwa: Emefiele’s suit a
comedy, insult to Nigerians

• HCSF memo puts CBN chief in quandary




https://guardian.ng/news/inec-to-sever-cbn-ties-as-emefiele-seeks-courts-nod/
I nor day even day understand this Emefiele man self, oga nobody say u nor fit contest, u can aspire to be the president, senator or even the king of your village, all Nigerians are saying is that you resign and go focus on your aspiration, don't you get it? Or is it that you want to remain the CBN governor while you contest for the presidency so that you can continue as the governor if you happen to loose? Oga you can't eat your cake and still have it, you can't be a civil servant and contest for elective positions, drop make who value the post take over.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by oilmane(m): 7:31am On May 10, 2022
Bonesbreaker:
na we accomdate una go back to benin where una come from e no loud 4 ur ear, undecided u open mouth here begin treating North delta abi u no fear at all abi,where u dey stay for delta state make u talk am for my face QED i no get time to dey para here 4 Nairaland with u
Wait o I nor understand, u day form say u won find me come? I day Mona road, off Shell road, directly opposite Mona school for Sapele, when u won come make I stand for road wait u, I nor understand, wetin u day feel like? Make ogun bend your neck, My guy give me location and I go enter any day any time abi u think say I be one of those way una day fit threaten? Make illiteracy kill u, I day threaten Delta north? Point the line way I take threaten d delta north as u nor sabi read so, mumu, tell me d part of Delta state way una for give us land abi na just to day run mouth? Nairaland help u o, ur type go talk when or where I day talk? U for don b cripple, I go still repeat am, make una end una Biafra for una 5 states, cos una go regret am if una near Delta state, I don give you location, give me date n time when u won come or give me location if u nor like my own, make ayelala destroy u, idiot
CrimeRe: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by oilmane(m): 4:42am On May 10, 2022
Bonesbreaker:
wia u dey for delta state no to make noise here just talk am nii we accommodate una from benin oh! no mean say we mumu oh i be delta igbo and my tribe dey with my brother's dey ur dey oh
U say wetin? Who una accommodate? Sapele, Warri or any part of Delta state resemble Ibo land? Nor b only accomdate una, shey una carry land come from heaven or una bring am from Egypt when una day trek come from there? If u b from Delta North u go know say the people from there nor day gree make anyone call them Delta Ibo but Anioma, Ika etc, make una do una Biafra across the River Niger, nobody go disturb una, una fit shut una state down for one year self no wahala but I beg make una nor cross that bridge enter our state cause d result nor go good
CrimeRe: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by oilmane(m): 4:22am On May 10, 2022
Taba21:
See them here
Na wa sha, see these guys oh, so na by force to join Biafra now? Imagine someone saying ugm are intelligent, intelligent and killing their own people at same time, forcing their people to stay off their business places so that Buhari will suffer and you call that intelligent? Any how sha, na una matter but I beg make una stay off Delta state, WE NOR BE and WE NOR GO EVER BE BIAFRA, what nonsense, nor worry na urhiapele amay and agbassa dance nai we go give una, mad idiots, una think say we be una people way day run go hide when una enter street? Na straight disarming for una if una try am, we nor need police or army help, make una just call out, we day wait, retards.
EducationRe: ASUU Confirms Extension Of Strike By 3 Months by oilmane(m): 1:43pm On May 09, 2022
Omooba77:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/05/09/nigerian-university-lecturers-ASUU-confirms-extension-strike-3-months
This report day confusing, initially it says 12 weeks then 8 weeks for the last paragraph, na which one come correct inside? Our politicians nor day bothered as e nor affect their children, at least some of them post graduation pics with their kids for abroad recently, as low as the LGA level b when compared to other public offices, I nor think say any local government chairman for this country get kid for any public school for 9ja here, so why will they be bothered about lecturers going on strike? How does it affect them? Another election is around the corner, make youths go carry gun for the politicians way nor care if you live or die, their kids nor day vote for them but na them day enjoy the dividends of your risk taking.
EducationRe: ASUU Confirms Extension Of Strike By 3 Months by oilmane(m): 1:41pm On May 09, 2022
Omooba77:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/05/09/nigerian-university-lecturers-ASUU-confirms-extension-strike-3-months
This report day confusing, initially it says 12 weeks then 8 weeks for the last paragraph, na which one come correct inside? Our politicians nor day bothered as e nor affect their children, at least some of them post graduation pics with their kids for abroad recently, as low as the LGA level b when compared to other public offices, I nor think say any local government chairman for this country get kid for any public school for 9ja here, so why will they be bothered about lecturers going on strike? How does it affect them? Another election is around the corner, make youths go carry gun for the politicians way nor care if you live or die.
CrimeRe: After Reading Some Cultism Story,i Still Want To Join, Please Help!! by oilmane(m): 10:30pm On May 08, 2022
Arabiano:
After reading say no cultism story and the yahooG guy I have a burning desire to taste the water I am currently in imsu please help!!!
Congratulations in advance, make sure you show yourself for school as soon as you join so that men go quick notice you make the benefit of joining cult reach your hand on time.
PoliticsRe: True Story Abut D Couples Killed By IPOB by oilmane(m): 8:47pm On May 08, 2022
Fireboy02:
Why heading to Imo state when it was stated that the wedding will take place in Benue state by 9am the same day?
"Did you know what was discovered about the soldiers that were alleged to be killed in Imo state? According to the wedding invitation provided by Nigeria Army and Nigeria media, the wedding was slated to hold in Benue state on Saturday 30th of April 2022 TIME 9:30AM. It was also reported by Nigerian Army that the couple soldiers were killed while heading to Imo state for their traditional rits. “Mr Nwachukwu said the military personnel were travelling for their “traditional marriage formalities” in Imo State when they were attacked by the gunmen.”—Premium Times

According to Premium newspaper, it said “Gunmen, on Saturday, killed two soldiers, at an unknown location in Imo State, Nigeria’s South-east.

According to the wedding invitation of the couple soldiers published,

The wedding ceremony Venue was to take place at Spirited Filled Christian center Makurd-Benue State.
On Saturday: 30th of April 2022

TIME 9:30AM.

Don’t forget that it was widely reported by Nigeria media that the couple soldiers were killed on their way to Imo state on Saturday, 30th of April 2022. The same date should be the day they should wed at Spirited Filled Christian center Makurd-Benue State.

The question now is, why are the couple soldiers heading to Imo state the same day they should wed in Benue state by 9am?

The public should reason with us and ask critical question.

The story was arranged to frame IPOB up because based on the information available, the whole story is not adding up.
@OP what day is the traditional marriage and where was it to be held? Who said they were travelling to Imo state on the 30th, how do you know that they were killed on the 30th? What I think is that they were killed on their way to the bride to be hometown for their traditional marriage and it happened b4 the 30th @op, it could be that the news broke on the internet on the 30th.
PoliticsRe: The Army Couple Were Beheaded In Cameroon - IPOB PHOTOS by oilmane(m): 7:20pm On May 08, 2022
minasi4841:
IPOB has finally exposed where it happened. Those trying to spoil our name how far?
Which of the Cameron? Na David Cameron or who? Nor b only Cameroon, na Libya, people going for their traditional marriage in the eastern part of Nigeria ended up being murdered in Cameroon? How does that sound? Is it that the lady forgot the way to her hometown that they ended up in Cameroon? What were they doing in Cameroon? Why were they killed in Cameroon? Who killed them? Where in Cameroon? Were other persons killed in the east not also killed in the east but Cameroon? Oga find another story talk
RomanceRe: Oboy See Gobe.... Baba Olowo D Long Prick Funny Stories by oilmane(m): 1:29pm On May 08, 2022
WideMouth333:
Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

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lol, na real better gobe be that, u must enter cell.
Foreign AffairsRe: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by oilmane(m): 1:24pm On May 08, 2022
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A man has appeared in court after shooting at a couple, wounding one of them, and claiming that he thought he was “shooting at a hippo”.

Paul Hendrik van Zyl, a white South African farmer from northern Limpopo province, faces attempted murder charges.

Ramokone Linah was fishing with her partner in a river adjoining van Zyl’s farm in Lephalale town, when they suddenly came under fire.

Ms Linah, 38, sustained gun shot wounds on her arm, while her partner “managed to hide” before informing police and emergency services, a police report said.

When police arrived at the scene, van Zyl claimed that he thought the couple were “hippos and monkeys”.

“The arrested suspect alleged that he was shooting at the animals ” police spokesperson, Mamphaswa Seabi, said in a statement.

During van Zyl’s arrest, police seized two rifles, one revolver, one pistol, and two airguns.

Ms Linah was a part of a group of local men and women at the river near Mamojela Park when the incident occurred, according to a local media report.

Following his court appearance, van Zyl was freed on 1,,000 rand (about £51) bail and the case was adjourned until May 18 to allow further investigation to take place

Even today, almost 30 years after the end of Apartheid, deep racial divisions persist in South Africa. A group of supporters from the anti racist Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) staged a protest outside the court about van Zyl been freed on bail.

In nearby Letsitele a farmer shot and wounded a farm worker with a pellet gun in 2017, after allegedly mistaking him for a monkey.

Gun ownership is commonplace in South Africa, and accidental killings are a regular occurrence.

Deliberate shootings are common too. According to South African police statistics, more than 7,000 murders with guns were reported in the period from 2019 to 2020.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/black-woman-shot-white-south-26882484
He thought they were hippos? Such persons are supposed to be tied at the stake to be offered as burnt offering to whatever he worship, thank God she came out alive.

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