₦airaland Forum

Charmingrascal:
Lol
Since I was born and now I am fully grown I have never seen any commodity price in Nigeria increased and still decrease.

It would rather be going higher and higher.
No thanks to saboteurs

I have seen, price of day old broiler only.

OZIOGU1:
Yea, ovidi poooro

Ameen o

OZIOGU1:
Amin....IZuya Eehi uya avi Ekura? Uwaka ma tutuhiwu ini mail ni?

lol, funny enough I'm just seeing this message today, congratulations to us first

OZIOGU1:
Asutowohi....Keep calm, yasi koroo me

toh Ohomorihi ova Mei

OZIOGU1:
Etemeya inya...

ete odahi sir

OZIOGU1:
No get BP, APC will win, as i type now the result dey ground, na to announce am, who no like am go go court.

Enebeni

Bestchoice00:
This type of news have occurred many times in Nigeria,
Our Nigeria schools have turn to serious cultists Zoon oo
Ahh flogging someone it death with means
To the teachers mind his given the children discipline, what discipline are you given that the childs parents can't give

wait! Did you typed out of anger? Your choice of words no b here o

PotatoSalad:
Proper Hygiene.

It's not about poor hygiene, just pray that one does not mistakenly gum your suitcase when you travel and lodge in a hotel.
Those creatures can hang on a suitcase for many hours. It can survive without food for a year plus.
Very hard to eradicate.

Option C,

wunmi590:


These people are clown, is it the minimum wage that will only last for six month or which one again?

the one that will last for six month is wage award.

eniolorunfe:
Wahala!!!

Person wey you no fit trace yet you no use condom. So if she get HIV, na so she go just dash you and disappear…

honestly some men take unnecessary risk.
Someone is not into hook up, he was ready to be serious with the girl for sometime yet, for a whole four months he was fooled by not disclosing her location.

Jeon:
First time seeing a Man worrying about pregnancy.

seriously, unplanned pregnancy for that matter

LordIsaac:
I marvel at some of the responses above! What then is marriage? If he has to pay, then the union is a lie! I’m sure the same people advocating for payment would say the children of the couple should not pay.

don't mind them, if I should own one today and my husband comes to eat, he won't even sit where customers do stay, he is unique so I will treat him as such.
There's something that must diffenciate him from my customers.

Kevineleven:
I don't know o, women do wonders, so I will have to taste both.

lol, this man u just like wahala

Very funny

Evolutionism:
A Private Jet and Yatch.

your own better, u are rich already now.
Na 60k dey give me headache since morning so

Every activity is a routine in my house so what's the point of checking? If I need to wash, rain or shine I will wash, I will enter market or pick kids from school when it's raining.
Highest we drink hot tea after seeing shege.
Rain can't disrupt my day except I just want to be lazy that day and use rain as an excuse.

AntiChristian:
Aamin.

May Allah guide us in the right way away from Shirk, bid'a and other sins! Aamin.

Aameen

Wow! What more could she asked for?

ahnie:
Nose rings, tattoos total No-No,but waist beads I cannot do without them.

Ankle chains ...used to,but now totally abolished.

Ahnie sis, you have been scarce. How ur side? Regards to the kids

I don't know what to say, but deep down in my heart I know I don't wish to be born, the worries of this life and the stress that comes with it is endless.
In the end no one knows exactly the age we will be returning to our Creator.

Gafferde:
Which would you prefer?

I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.

No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.

And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.

You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….

After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.

You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.

Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔

even without all those benefits attached, I still prefer the first option.
During my time my people just carry the thing for head as if it was their own.

I hope and pray that my daughter won't fancy all the stress called elaborate weddings

Kenzico:

No peace for the wicked...Hope we can trust the police on this investigations?

that's another angle, the guy wrote petition and nothing was done, won't they lie to save their skin? Poor guy, I just hope they won't end up saying he died of overdose

garriAndsugar:
Anybody wey no Sabi use ATM make e ask security to help am. That's their work

exactly

Funny woman. I was expecting to see younger version of Genevieve.

I don't even give room for such, one was very persistent, he told me how my father's side isn't allowing me to make headway, I told him I already knew because me too na prophetess.

DyingFetus:
Mumu man you for use public transport


You wan form big boy go day use Uber

please try dey read now

MrsTwrite:
Why do most Nigerian women stigmatize those ladies that gave birth through CS?

Does it mean that because a woman gave birth through CS she's not a real woman?

it's ignorance nothing else, none is ever easy for us

King3urna:
Nairaland family it's my birthday

happy birthday to you! May God grant your heart desires

Waffarianman:
I deworme every months. Did this August month already waiting for September

wow, I wish I could master this habit of yours.
I do for my kids at 3 month interval but, I can't remember when last I dewormed myself