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Olarewajub:
This rely is long over due. Sorry for the late entry, any thing I try to reply some thing just comes up.

Something you must know my friend is that introverts express themselves easily and comfortablly with people they are familiar with and not total strangers and that’s the reason you can express yourself correcly when you’re with your family members. What you must first do is to try to get to know few of your colleagues maybe by short conversation, and when you speak, make sure you don’t give much attention to your spoken English. Just allow it to flow naturally. It might not be a easy task at first, but as I will always say; move out of your comfort zone. Introversion is not timidity.

On keeping converrsation, try and envision the type of conversation you are likely to have that day. You can decide to have a political debate in your head. In so doing, you will have tons of things to say when the issue of corruption among government officials or scarcity of tomatoes comes up. You have to be ready before time. Ever wonder how Susan Cain does it, “Preparation bro”. Day dream.



On issue of relationship, I’ve got little advice. First don’t beat yourselve about not having a girlfriend although it might be painful seeing how guys around you change girlfriends like wrappers are their ability to easily scope girls. When it comes to friendship, introverts are usually carefully. There are ladies out there who are naturally attracted to introverts. It means you have’nt meant the right girl. Make sure you are able to interprete green light because that is the indicator ladies give. A Google search should help you through this. Don’t enter into a relationship with a lady that does not understand and appreciates your personality. On the last part, read articles about talking to ladies to go out on a date with you, but remember anything you do, let it be spotaneous.


The reason why you fall asleep by 6:00 PM maybe due to your biological clock or nature of your Job. When you wake up to read or watch a movie, do you do this in the comfort of your bed? If yes, always read or watch movies while sitting down in a chair uprightly and you can decide to drink warm water. Make sure you’re well clothed, if possible wear socks.



Thinking of giving up on life? Bro the World is waiting for you. Any problem you’re facing, someone somewhere else is facing a worse scenero. Research and read books on building self esteem. Try to discover your God given talent and life will become worth living. On increasing your vocabulary, read books and watch good hollywood movies. If you have a PC, download “Audacity” and use it to practice speaking fluently, and also learn to practice of public speaking. Is it just names you forget? If yes, it happens to most introvers.


Your coworkers thinks you’re stupid because they don’t know what your personality is, they see you as a weirdo and not as an introvert. Set goals for yourself and try to achieve them. I strongly recommend you read the book Quiet by Susan Cain, the pdf file is everywhere online.
Whatever you do, be yourself. Life is amazing. Live a happy life.

analice107:
Pls take a minute and consider Satan's antics since Eden.

Satan to Eve: Did God say you shd not...?

It's the same thing as saying;
Satan to Jesus : If you say you are the son of God, turn this stones to bread.

Now consider this.

Athiests: If God exists, let him show Himself physically then we will believe. If not, he doesn't exist.

Satan: If Jesus says he is the son of God, let him throw himself down from this high mountain, if not, he is not the son of God.

It's like Satan saying all over again, if you say you are God (having the power to do all things) then appear physically let people see you.

It's not as if he can't, because he did. Christ was God in the flesh.

Consider also the fact that these atheists claim they are the elit, the intelligent ones, yet becomes dumb when it comes to them using their intelligence to differentiate between a spirit and flesh. The spiritual realm and the natural realm.

@Onetract wants a physical evidence of God, forgetting that God has physically manifested himself in Christ.
Satan went to Jesus looking for evidence, atheists are here looking for evidence.

Onetrack, why have you not demanded that Energy and wind takes a form and stand before you so that you can believes they actually exists?
Guy, tell your master, Satan to come up with another Card. This one is over used.

@ops, when you see atheists robbing their mouths in lslamic issues, it's just so, we won't say their attack is only against Christians and Christianity. Its actually is.
Satan's challenge is against Yahweh not allahh. If Satan ever challenged allahh, let the Muslims post the passage here.


Atheism is a branch of Satanism.
Satan declared himself God, he doesn't worship another. Atheists declare themselves gods, they don't worship another.
Atheism is Satan's religion.
I read on net that atheists have come up with a name for their faith. It's called the OMEGA FAITH.
When you see them trolling everything Christ's and Christianity, you shd know, they need that soul. I hear now in America, they go to hospitals evangelizing to folk afflicted with deadly diseases, telling them not to be afraid of death, because there's nothing on the other side.

My concern is, if there's nothing on the other side, WHY THEN ARE THEY WORKING SO HARD? now they even go for evangelism to turn people away from Christ? Why?
God doesn't exist, then go, eat and make merry.
You see? This is why I believe Christianity is true.
A tree that bears no fruits, recieves no stones.

maysdrays:
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MrCork:
...well I will make sure 99.9% of nigerian female become lightskin.......an any female who refuses gets automatic 2year prison senstense & a posibility of deportation to Ghana!!

MrCork:



Well Son.. I was homeless few years ago and I really sufferd hear in London when things were not ok...I Cried....I Prayed but Son, guess wot?..I did not beg....NEVER BEG ANOTHER HUMAN BEIN.....but wot I do now is anytme I walk pass the homeless or beggers around Pekam or anywhere, always give them moiney (TRUE STORY):



https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet#34826260



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MrCork:

CALM DOWN SON....CALM DOWN...anyways..accordin to the last week opinion poll..news report & social media..thers shortage of bearitiful women ther in nigeria. This means all the intelligent men had to immmigrate to other countries to find beauriful wifey material. So .if all the intelligent men have left..whose gonnno run Nigerian economy?.. farmers? ...ther you go!

MrCork:

CALM DOWN SON....CALM DOWN...anyways..accordin to the last week opinion poll..news report & social media..thers shortage of bearitiful women ther in nigeria. This means all the intelligent men had to immmigrate to other countries to find beauriful wifey material. So .if all the intelligent men have left..whose gonnno run Nigerian economy?.. farmers? ...ther you go!

MrCork:
bro...ther is shortage of lightskin females ther in Nigeria.... you have only 17 & this is a big issue!

Toks2008:
And my answer is very crystal clear dude;Real Love exists only between man and GOD but what we have between 99.99 humans are flimsy conditional temporary feeling of affection mistaken as love....QUOTE ME IN HEAVEN.

phranseeqz:
Makes a lotta sense. Undiluted truth.
Funny enough, I just wrote it down and gave my diary a peck. Lol

phranseeqz:
Love your signature. Abeg expatiate

Rutheby:
What do you expect? Gej is from Bayelsa and it won't be nice if APC wins in his state.

Pidggin:
FG is just wasting money conducting re-runs in S/S states

naughtynaughty:
I am a proud 'V' and I hav all d shapes and contour lyk kim k. Round butt and hips with full and bouncing boobs. Dosnt mean sh!t! We r stil growing. Puberty stage..loooool

tonie123:
Looking at d shap of ur legs nd toe.... I knw u've being really naughty
Those legs can spread apart like rumour

Kelklein:
1. Fire has no shadow


But it makes shadows...

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/7f4f2341-f8ec-40ad-a25d-85ee532964d6_desktop.png
Credit: YouTube / Gopinath Selvaraj



2. Chewing gum while cutting onions


Prevents you from bawling your eyes out while you make pasta

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Credit: A Real-Life Housewife



3. You don't have to unlock your iPhone to respond to texts


What the hell is the point of the lock function, then? Still, this just made my life so much easier.
https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/4f98be41-f18c-4383-94e5-1e9dfbfc7a2d_desktop.pngCredit: iPhone FAQ




4. Baby rabbits are actually kittens


Mom, the cat just killed and ate a whole bunch of kittens! That's not confusing at all. .

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/47b15e1a-0a3a-4840-8e09-880df37b900e_desktop.png
Credit: Oxford Dictionaries





5. It's not Fun-guy


It's Fun-jy. Which is way less fun.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/d0dc1da5-7c58-4911-93d4-128884ab8d43_desktop.png
Credit: Instagram / @christmasyd4ler




6. There is a right way and a wrong way to use a bobby pin


And you've probably been doing it wrong.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/6914db63-529c-4660-80c3-9e04e15614f3_desktop.png Credit: Instagram / @hermomy



7. If you had never cut the cup, how could you have known?


It would have been like if Neo never took the red pill.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/9d8e18da-074f-4831-9496-062e9331673d_desktop.pngCredit: Instagram / @rileybris




8. You can't smell while you're sleeping


So it wasn't the smell of the fart that woke you up. It was probably the sound.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/21acadcb-c45f-4be4-8be0-6cd70b5259f2_desktop.jpgCredit: David Cruickshanks / Mirror




9. Have you ever noticed the cyclist in the R of this logo?


https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/fa8a88bc-e800-41c6-a68f-2f2d8b2f1c66_desktop.pngCredit: Wikipedia




10. Toad is the most profane Super Mario character

What a jerk.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/62a85699-0d17-48c2-b1d5-61ad4c6ae42c_desktop.jpgCredit: Can't Be Unseen.com



11. Whoa


Engineers really think things through. It makes me feel good about bridges.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/e5211e3b-6755-4b28-bf60-2bc97a4cef4e_desktop.pngCredits: Instagram / @ashleyelliottyall




12. The proper way to peel a Mandarin orange

All this time I thought the proper way was to puncture it with your fingernail, get sticky crap all over your wrists, get irrationally angry, throw it against a wall, and then cry.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/91c07873-f920-4b91-8d42-0d19972fd010_desktop.pngCredit: Instagram / @funny_guy91



13. What?
So then what is a strawberry? Maybe it's actually a green gummy bear...

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/cf54429d-fb94-43b2-9507-bec8e9a06746_desktop.pngCredit: Instagram / @bolthousefarms

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