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Kelklein:
1. Fire has no shadow


But it makes shadows...

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Credit: YouTube / Gopinath Selvaraj



2. Chewing gum while cutting onions


Prevents you from bawling your eyes out while you make pasta

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Credit: A Real-Life Housewife



3. You don't have to unlock your iPhone to respond to texts


What the hell is the point of the lock function, then? Still, this just made my life so much easier.
https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/4f98be41-f18c-4383-94e5-1e9dfbfc7a2d_desktop.pngCredit: iPhone FAQ




4. Baby rabbits are actually kittens


Mom, the cat just killed and ate a whole bunch of kittens! That's not confusing at all. .

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Credit: Oxford Dictionaries





5. It's not Fun-guy


It's Fun-jy. Which is way less fun.

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Credit: Instagram / @christmasyd4ler




6. There is a right way and a wrong way to use a bobby pin


And you've probably been doing it wrong.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/6914db63-529c-4660-80c3-9e04e15614f3_desktop.png Credit: Instagram / @hermomy



7. If you had never cut the cup, how could you have known?


It would have been like if Neo never took the red pill.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/9d8e18da-074f-4831-9496-062e9331673d_desktop.pngCredit: Instagram / @rileybris




8. You can't smell while you're sleeping


So it wasn't the smell of the fart that woke you up. It was probably the sound.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/21acadcb-c45f-4be4-8be0-6cd70b5259f2_desktop.jpgCredit: David Cruickshanks / Mirror




9. Have you ever noticed the cyclist in the R of this logo?


https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/fa8a88bc-e800-41c6-a68f-2f2d8b2f1c66_desktop.pngCredit: Wikipedia




10. Toad is the most profane Super Mario character

What a jerk.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/62a85699-0d17-48c2-b1d5-61ad4c6ae42c_desktop.jpgCredit: Can't Be Unseen.com



11. Whoa


Engineers really think things through. It makes me feel good about bridges.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/e5211e3b-6755-4b28-bf60-2bc97a4cef4e_desktop.pngCredits: Instagram / @ashleyelliottyall




12. The proper way to peel a Mandarin orange

All this time I thought the proper way was to puncture it with your fingernail, get sticky crap all over your wrists, get irrationally angry, throw it against a wall, and then cry.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/91c07873-f920-4b91-8d42-0d19972fd010_desktop.pngCredit: Instagram / @funny_guy91



13. What?
So then what is a strawberry? Maybe it's actually a green gummy bear...

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/cf54429d-fb94-43b2-9507-bec8e9a06746_desktop.pngCredit: Instagram / @bolthousefarms

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cc: lalasticlala, olawalebabs, Seun

wow.. Nice 1 op

chai... Funny accident sha.. The wheel barrow driver should drive more carefully next tym..

hmm

onila:
only lagos is doing well

nah... Hav u tried all the other places?

its not...

onila:
lagos people might ave bad attitudes but they are really hardworking, united and successful
lagos pple always stand out abroad

why do other Nigerian cities lack the energy lagos has

nAIJA IS doomed!

have u been to all the cities in Nigeria??

NAIJA IS NOT DOOMED... WE SHALL GET BETTER..

Happy sunday

hmmm....



Happy sunday...

WOW

some ones role model....
Some ones mum/ future mum...
SMH

wow.... Nice 1

hmmmm

9ja...

wow

very creative...

THE LADY SHOULD BEWARE OF ROBBERS OH..

meehn...

Vulture meat Kai..

Wetin man no go see for this 9ja

see huzlin

people get mind sha oh

name checkers.. Bad market

hmm

Andyblaze:
Aztech Arcum Stadium Road

hmmm... Enjoi

Andyblaze:
In Port Harcourt

where there?

Andyblaze:
My mouth is not hurting so I'll use it tomorrow. I've already arrange for aid to go to the studio. The song will be FIRE!

A song that will change biafra and nigeria forever

wow... Where will u be performing?

topic headline kinda misleading

The young guy with the bank account story dey some hw..

why cant ppl look for legit means of making ends meet

verry funny...

The students should pursue a career in dullardology... they will graduate with first class..

lol

sMH....

hmmm
nice 1 op...

Nice info

Drigdee:
Truth is bitter and the truth about the saying ‘if education is expensive, try ignorance’ is not an exception. Hence, nobody wants to remain uneducated as most opportunities, in this age, are tied to education. Yet, not everyone who gains admission into a university can afford to keep up with the demanding tuition. Public universities are known to be cheaper than all others. However, as not everyone can cope in the over-populated environment of these government schools, we bring you a list of both cheapest public and private universities in Nigeria.
Below is the list of the arguably cheapest private universities in Nigeria that are fully approved by Nigerian Universities Commision (NUC).
Note that not all of them are approved



Oduduwa University, Ile-Ife

N 164, 000
http://mattedu..com.ng/search/label/Latest%20News

Obong University, Obong Ntak

N 170, 000

Rhema University, Aba

N313, 000

Babcock University, Remo

N 340,000

Adeleke University, Ede

N 350, 000

Covenant University, Ota

N 432, 000

Crawford University, Igbesa

N 450, 000

Joseph Ayo Babalola University, Ikeji-Arakeji

N 500, 000

Ajayi Crowther University, Abeokuta

N 500, 000

Lead City University, Ibadan

N 570, 000

Below is a list of the ten most affordable state and federal universities (for first-year students) in Nigeria:
Ten Cheapest State Universities in Nigeria
1. Nasarawa State University
N 21,000
2. Akwa Ibom State University (AKSU)
N 30,000
3. Taraba State University (TASU)
N 32,000
4. Kebbi State University of Science and Technology (KSUSTA)
N 35,000
5. Delta State University (DELSU)
N 38,000
6. Rivers State University of Sciences and Technology, (RSUST)
N 40,000
7. Anambra State University (ANSU)
N 46,000
8. Imo State University (IMSU)
N 53,000
9. Tai Solarin University of Education (TASUED)
N 60,000
10. Ambrose Alli University (AAU)
N 80,000
Ten Cheapest Federal Universities in Nigeria
1. University of Ibadan (UI)
N 29,000
2. Federal University of Technology, Minna (FUTMINNA)
N 30,000
3. Federal University of Yola (FUTYOLA)
N 34,000
4. Ahmadu Bello University (ABU)
N 35,000
5. University of Ilorin
N 35,000
6. Yaba College of Technology
N 35,000
7. University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT)
N 36,000
8. Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU)
N 37,000
9. National Open University of Nigeria (N.O.U.N.)
N 38,000
10. University of Calabar
N 38,500
Do you think your school is/not supposed to be in the list? Then, comment below!

hw did u come about this list? Check out some private uni like madonna,caritas, and bingham. University of jos skul fees is even N27,400.

hmmm....

No matter the offence she may have comitted, she dint deserve dis...

The madam wasnt fair at all... If it was her daughter nko? Would she have treated her so?

And the painful part is that the maid is a girl, and the affected area is very delicate..

The madam sha... I tire for her

MrCork:
....an for any one who tink this dumb thread iz funny need more battery in their brain!! (REAL TALK)

hehehe..

lalasticlala:
Real wahala

wahala na also when in an exam hall and dem say no paper shuld be found close to you..as one sharp guy come finish use him chips come d go summit, im come drop the chips under ur seat, and u no knw until invigilator see the chips....

tomakint:
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Wahala can be defined as when a soldier punish you finish, come release you make you dey go, you come climb your bike come shout 'officer thunder fire you' and your bike no gree start.

Since 2013 dis topic come reach fp today...

Wahala dey oh