pressplay411:
This just made my day.
Not just that he outwitted them.

He still managed to win the prof over (Who am guessing isn't black)

Op biko follow up, we all can't wait till Thurs

. I am not understanding, what does this really mean am never a fan of such language (spoken english) na them sabi.

Islie:










http://sunnewsonline.com/mmm-may-not-survive-this-week-help-provider/

To be sincere with you any one that by now still promotes mmm is a guider and the reason why he/she is doing so is to trap more (gullible) people into the system in order to collect his or her share from the proceeds or to recover from the loss he/she has accumulated.

spartoo:
MMM, a tale of a city PH (Port Harcourt) and a country GH (Ghana).

You guys should forget about your money.
Aja Mavrodi ti gbera

MMM - invest 100k get 130k
Bet9ja - invest N100 get 1.2m

Click llike for Bet9ja Share for MMM

None is good, it only attracts gullible people and at the end they get duped.

sipsip:
Now please read and judge with care and concern. I arrived the church today for the second service. After Sunday school I was contemplating if I should sit where I am or move to the front. Now I have this Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder. One of them is sitting at the back in any gathering. I don't like it. Right from time... After thinking of it for a while, I take my stuffs and move to the front row. The second row has been fully occupied. Thing is my church is a province, a fairly large one. Nobody really sits in the front row... Partly because they don't like being in the view of everyone and also because it's reserved for 'protocol'. Kinda. Keep following...

Being that I'm always in the second row, I've noticed over time that just one or two protocols sit on the first row every Sunday. It's a row with about ten or more seats. Now I don't mind sitting there cause I don't like to be at the back. Have in mind it's not the ministers or 'first timers' seat. Those one are on one side. Everyone knows. I'm sitting in the front row in the middle of worship when an Usher comes to me and say I can't seat there. "Why? I asked." he said it's for protocol. Protocol? Not ministers oo. I told him I don't want to sit at the back. Moreover no one is going to sit there. What if the church was filled up, won't people sit there? He goes to call another Usher who says the same thing.

To cut the story short, I told them since the church is now their own house, I'm leaving. Moreover, I was already getting angry which is not good for worship. I left even with everyone staring and all... Tell me, did I do wrong? Any one with such unnecessary protocol experience? Maybe I'm too much of a 'right claimer'?

sumtimes I begin to wonder where the word of God we do hear almost everyday what effect does it impact in our lives. I can't just keep wondering.

SweetLove0:
Another bad news.

RIP to the dead

there isn't any one declared dead at the moment so please read before u type

Noblesoul123:
Just like that?

No show down?

Mtcheeeew.

u don't have respect for ur maker abi, all in the name of being funny

Akshow:
They will find it. Hundreds of Donald Trump is not enough to deny people their right to live as they choose

This shows that evil can never triumph over good its but for a short time and it would be reversed and it has been reversed. People wey no get fear for their creator

Dcaliphate:

if people followed God the way people follow footballers, I tell you this world would have been a better place, and scarcely would anyone go to hell

KONJIKILLER:
Good day, Nairalanders, I don't know what the females here have to say about this but I'll gladly welcome any criticism.

So there's this girl, Sharon(not her real name), I met her November last year. Ok, she's smoking hot, very attractive and absolutely smart. We got so close and told each other a lot of things, darkest secrets, and stuff she wouldn't even tell her mom. She concluded that we become best friends but deep down, I wanted more than that because I was already falling, I just didn't know what to say. Every time we talked on the phone, it was usually for more than 30minutes that my friends would be wondering if we were dating, even my close pals made fun of me that I was being friendzoned. One night in December, I called her and from the way I was talking to her, a normal girl would catch the cruise that a nigga was flirting although it wasn't obvious. After the call, I texted her that I had something to tell her but then, I just told her I'd say it later. She laughed and told me she knows what's up with me but that she's been waiting for me to spit it out. I asked how she knew, she said by behavior towards her and everything was obvious that I had these feelings for her. She added that I should be patient and not rush it, I was totally relieved, even my buddies said 'she go gree, no worry, the babe like you die'.


Guys, from that day, I've been treating this girl like a queen, buying her stuff, calling her and doing the regular things a boyfriend would do, hoping she'd eventually agree to date me. Her mom even saw the stuff I bought her, she asked her if we were dating and she told her we were talking about it. All these events happened late last year and she still hasn't made a brother happy. The last time we talked about it was on the 30th of December and she specifically told me she had feeling for me but that "she wants to get her emotions right". Sister what does that mean now?

We stepped into the new year, the first week passed, so did the second week, she hasn't said a word about "US". Her birthday is coming up in two weeks and I plan on confronting her day before her birthday to know exactly what she wants with me.

Am I moving too fast? Am I impatient? Some of my friends are saying she might be too shy to say the three letter word, that I should try and make a move by kissing her or something. NAIRALANDERS, what am I missing[

am never a fan of having relationships but ill tell you not to rush it, give it time. For now I think ur hormones are speaking faster than ur head, distant urselves and see if its infactuation or love

chessguru:
I STAND FOR MMM NIGERIA ..... una carry MMM matter for head like fresh gala . e no get wetin una wan talk or how una want take talk am , we know your motives and WE STAND WITH MMM NIGERIA

are you a robot?

Vin4favour:
this is the beast mehn

fear dey catch me sef, this one looks like the car that is riding straight to hell.

chessguru:
una carry MMM matter for head like fresh gala . e no get wetin una wan talk or how una want take talk am , we know your motives and WE STAND WITH MMM NIGERIA

I put it to you that ur an mmm guider can u deny it.

chessguru:
una carry MMM matter for head like fresh gala . e no get wetin una wan talk or how una want take talk am , we know your motives and WE STAND WITH MMM NIGERIA

aren't you tired of standing?

Chriswazo:
Am not doing MMM, but am just very annoyed at all the anti MMM posts on NL, I don't just get it, why are u disturbing urself for something that doesn't concern u? Did they ask u to analyse for them? is common sense to leave them to do what they deem fit with their money, is no one's business, one thing must kill a man, enough of the unsolicited advise, get a life pls.

I put it to you that you are an mmm guider. Full stop.

segebase:
good to b back from a lengthy ban ......MMM n oda schemes till booohari die

what did u do that u got banned?

Aiholi:
Flamboyant relationship consultant and Lagos- based socialite, Joro Olumofin, has penned an interesting piece on 'Runs Girls'... its a must read!

Popular Lagos-based Psychologist and Relationship therapist, Joro Olumofin, has taken to his Instagram page this Monday morning to share an interesting piece about Runs Girls.

Diary of a Runs Girl by Joro Olumofin:

This Journal encompasses 4 key Categories. -Who is a Runs Girl?
-How do you identify a RunsGirl
-How do RunsGirls affect us
-Origin & Location of Runs Girl

1. Who is a Runs Girl?: A runs girl is any lady who is blatantly lazy or not content with her salary, income, allowance because her personal income can't get her to her destination.

She uses her beauty and physical attributes to gain monetary favors, promotion, land, cars, jewelry from any man who is willing to pay.

2. How do you identify a Runs Girl:
This may be stereotypical but;

a) Any lady who doesn't have a 9-5 or functional
business and yet lives a lavish lifestyle

b) Any lady who is always in a private jet or luxury hotel apartment 7 times a year is a Runs Girl

c) Any lady who owns more than 15 designer bags without an income

d) Any Lady who has more than 15k followers on IG or Twitter without any media portfolio or Makeup / Model business

e) Any lady who is "Yellow skinned" and constantly moves with 5 or more other "yellow skinned" ladies is a Runs Girl (Yellow Gang)

f) Any lady who has 9-5 job but the mathematics of her salary and her lifestyle don't add up

g) Any lady who owns a shop and yet has less than 3 customers and is paying rent is a runs girl

h) Any girl who goes to polo club Lagos by herself without being invited is a Potential Runs Girl

i) 60% of Bank marketers

3. How do Runs Girls affect us?:

Runs Girls spoil the name of Nigerian ladies. They ruin the term courtship or love. Men are used to throwing material things and getting their way within 2 days.

So when men meet a decent girl who is giving them rules or a process they cut these decent girls off.

That's why Runs girls get married more than decent girls because they are easy, understanding to the needs of men and are willing to take anything.

Decent girls are too rigid and boring.


4. Location & Origin of Runs Girls: (They're Everywhere) but most likely below middle class, 3rd class or pass degree students).

The Origin of Runs Girls, based on research and
observation. They emanate from bad economy,
laziness, greed, separated families, hard times, Social media pressure, low self esteem, designer bags syndrome.

http://www.tori.ng/news/50024/who-is-a-runs-girl-how-do-you-identify-them-lagos.html

u have just opened a can of worms , come and see bombardment from those u have exposed.

iamphotoshoot:



Why e dey pain you? The message hit you hard...

e pain ma wella

martin92:
That's a very misleading heading. I don't know why Nairaland Mods hate MMM so well.

MMM never dumped naira for bitcoins. The Mavro btc is for MMM participants that have been making use of bitcoins for their transactions.

Abeg make research before posting all this negative stuffs.

We can never be intimidated !!!

We can never panic !!!

in MMM we breathe, in MMM we shall die.

Long live MMM Nigeria

u really need brain resetting.

Richy4:


You are too serious sir...... just loosen up a bit and let the blood circulate.. You will feel lighter....Trust me....

be sober, be vigilant for the adversary (the devil) like a wounded lion roaring about seeking whom he may devour, The devil isn't smiling, neither am I too. Coz I don't wanna join him in hell.

greatgod2012:
Hope someone in critical condition will not be thought of as someone dead-posing

watch how trend followers would start copying this pose in Nigeria, k leg ricket leg style don dey wash.

Worriedwife:
This issue has been disturbing me, I had to create a new id to get advice 'anonymously', maybe someone else who has gone through this can help. My husband's dress sense is poor, his shoes look like weapons...pointed mouth with very heavy soles. His colour combination is something else. He is a good-looking young man but dresses like an old man.

It makes me not to find him sexy, even his boxers look like soccer shorts.
Whenever we go out, people look at him like he's my gate man. The other day, we went to visit some family friends and someone there said, we don't look like we came out from the same house.

You know how people can be, news have been going around that I am spending all his money on myself while he goes about tattered. My in-laws are also part of the rumour mongers. I have tried to teach him, but he's not ready to learn. Before the usual didn't you know when you married him questions, I knew. He kept saying I am just a girlfriend and I want to change him. Now I am his wife, he still won't change.

Please, what can I do? Won't it be rude if I throw his old wears away?
We recently moved to PH, I don't know my way around yet. Things look expensive here, where can I shop at a fair rate?
I need practical solutions. Thank you all

(sexuality) one of the tools the devil is using to bring down many christians, when people loose focus from God this is what they get? Shadows, chasing shadows. Sighs.

Fynpatra:
A pastor named Obie just took this pics With his wife yesterday as they tied the knot.




Bravo Mr&Mrs

what more can I say this happens when one looses direction with God and then begins to chase shadows, I can't stop to ponder on these things what differentiates a christian from the children of the world?

belwas:
A friend shared this. is this a python or an anaconda.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4S3aVXzCEk

see as this thread run reach frontpage, lala well done oh.

Pesuzok:
I want to build my septic and soakaway, but noticed that it has a low water bed. The plumber has just taken the best slope for the chambers by raising the pipes above the ground and the point of entry into the septic is quite low. Please I need suggestions.

I suggest u do precast then sink it since the soil is soft, then you use the level gotten after sinking for the landscaping.

gracetie:
I am 25 years old and my husband is 32. We have two kids together. our sex life was perfect until after our first baby. My husband doesnt touch me anymore. I always have to initiate sex each time im in dare need of it. He has the problem of weak erection and premature ejaculation too.on one occasion I mentioned to him that we really need to see a doctor he said "are you now saying im not a man again"

I said "'no babe you are a man but in the last 6months we've had sex only once and you didnt last up to a minute, there s no need to blame anyone lets just see a doctor. He cut out the idea and we have been staying like that. I give him good and healthy meals. I dress sexy in the house. I doubt if he s cheating cos i have access to his phone and we are always together. he doesnt keep late nights and doesnts answer starnge calls. I think its a health issue but his ego wont allow him sort out issues.

I have reminded him many times that i am only 25 and he married me a virgin. How can i proudly say that in 5 years of married we have had sex not more than 10 times and lucky two of the times resulted in pregnancies. Please advice on what I should do. I am soo tempted to cheat and satisfy myself. But I love my husband. I wish our sex life can go back to what it used to be.

believe this story at your own peril. But by the way is sex food?.

elitejosef:
#copied#

I AM A WOMAN!!! -

So what?
I get into an argument with a man, he slaps me, I feel the pain, yet they tell me I provoked him. I should have been quiet, I should have been patient. I should apologize to him.

I get into an argument with a man, I slap him, they tell me I have no respect, no home training. I should have been quiet, I should have been patient. I should apologize to him.

Because I am a woman, I don't have a right to be angry. So, the degree of my innocence is directly proportional to the degree of my silence in the face of oppression and brutality.....

Because I am a woman, my husband cheats on me, I am told to tolerate it to save my marriage. The barbaric and stupid excuse is that ''it is in their nature to cheat, I should slim down, dress better, cook better, pray harder and be more pleasant to him"

I cheat, and I am called a LovePeddler, I have committed an abomination, I have no right to look elsewhere for the love and emotional support I lack at home, I am an irresponsible mother.

So I am sent packing, from the home we both built, with all my earthly possessions stuffed into a tiny box on my head. I am henceforth forbidden from seeing my two older children, I'm lucky to be allowed to go with my little one still suckling on my left breast. Three years later, the little one is tagged a bastard. Now, my new name is "after-three", because I am a woman.

He is 28 and runs a company. He's tagged wonderful, hardworking, focused, career oriented, successful at a very young age.

I am 28 and I run a company " Hmmmm, she is not even married, unserious, can not order her priorities right, a hustler, loves money, let her go and get a husband oh"
And I wonder if being successful has anything to do with a person's gender.

Because I am a woman,
I am not allowed to have wits or be a prodigy, I cannot be financially buoyant, professionally successful or be treated with respect without a man beside me.

Then I am tagged a generous leg opener, "a runs girl". They never see the possibility that I actually had to go through ups and downs to get to where I am.
Because I am a woman.

A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he's being praised and congratulated for moving on, afterall life is for the living.

A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after 4yrs, "ahhh! so early? Are u sure she wasn't sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? That was why she killed her husband. She's a witch! " Because she's a woman.

Because I am a woman, this post will be considered controversial, and everyone will try to correct me.
But don't forget, that I am a woman and it does not make me less human!!! Happy new year.

This feminism is beginning to eat up peoples brain. I wanna ask those that lived way long before this civilization (westernization) of a thing spread everywhere did marriages had these cracks like we are seeing today? All I can see is people chasing wind, instead of the real deal.

malele:



hahhahahahahahahha holocaust. Did u vote for change

abeg which one be cost landing again, me don tire for english wey them dey use dey confuse person.

Hello matured nairalanders I think its best we rub minds together on family related issues ( husband and wives) problems. It really saddens my heart when I see people coming out on nairaland to expose family weakness which I think its proper that you visit a marriage counsellor that are arround either in church or at least from NGO's or private/ govt instituted, many don't know that when you expose ur husband or wives secret or short falls it also affect them also. Matters like this are to be settled amicably at home or with marriage counsellor where u can have a heart to heart talk,its really painful because it affects the children born into the family. When ur in distress or troubled read the bible and seek wisdom from it, let urs not be the case study, endevour for intending couples to go for marriage counselling before saying I do to that man or woman, thanks.

Heavance:
This is a serious issue o....
I no know where to start to mend sef, God abeg save me from such

I suggest in the matter of starting a business u should look for someone that is already into the business inform the person about ur wife dream to start the business if the person agrees u call ur wife to join the person, as for the matter of divorce pls don't go there, u two should go for counseling and on ur own part compliment ur wife, in the way she is doing it right, he that is in haste to castigate his wife spreadeth his linen in a open ground and it brings shame? She is part of you.

akintom:

How does demon really possess folks?
Is it like having a person living in my mind or something?



How then can one know a demon possessed folk?



Does it mean then that those who don't subscribe to believe in Jesus Christ are exempted from demon possession?

No one is exempted if you indulge in pre marital sex, because when one engages in such act, such person has broken the hedge arround his/her life, 1cor 6 vs 18 tells you more, now talking about knowing a demon posessed folk, there are some that are gifted with the discerning of spirits, but in all if you have the spirit of God in you, u can hear from God when u encounter such people, how does demon posesses such person, when you're in posession of the demons property, it gives it authority over that individual, so u must be careful not to be in the posession of its properties eg attachment, makeups etc