Toktee: Ewu,for ur information iam not even from the south but i have to be clear with you,if you want to criticise let it be constructive don't just criticised because of hate,you say you do not have any problem with imo that sound more like you have problem with ur memory card,go back to ur rubbish you vomit before i attack you and come back again.
You claimed to be educated or are you suffering from memory lost;what you said in the morning you claimed ignorant of it in the afternoon, so i ask you
what made you different from me?

Toktee: Now i see why you are ranting and shouting like a castrated bull,cos you are from anambera state you see nothing good in imo state,why don't you allowed the people of imo state to complain of under development in their state,why take paracetamol for someone esle pains,,,can you even mention ono or two major project executed by your governor that made you to cast imo state?

yuzedo: Bro, i was outside the country the other day and got "seduced" by a girl, well, we ended up in my hotel room and when i off my boxers she shout "JEEEESOS! Are you from Nigeria?? Omg, what? You want to injure me with dat NEPA pole?!?! No no, i not do again." True story bro, true story!

You must be a locally trained Nigerian. Foreign trained Nigerians dont have NEPA pole, they only have small antenna.

mondi_cheeks: its not the 1950s unless u get a woman who lived back then to follow such a norm

My wife is a full career woman with a massive income. She wakes up in the a.m and isnt back until the p.m. She however recognizes that I am her head, leader and boss. I dont mean she has to kneel to serve me or greet me o, but no matter what it is that we discuss, my words/decisions are final and unquestionable. What I want, I get. It has nothing to do with the 50's darling, its simply the way of life. It is a mans world.

What most smart women do is to find a way to control their men without making it obvious.

Women may rule the world, but Men rule women.

#Bossy...

mondi_cheeks: u will die unhappy

Chillypelly:

Daft analysis from a dulard cum cold blooded blockhead. I recommend intensive prayers for your redemption to be established. Find time and travel round Imo state and get back to me... Ewu cambia.

Abagworo:

Either you are deliberately trying to lie or you are being sarcastic. I once decided to challenge people with pictures of finished projects in 2 years and they ran away from the debate. You need to visit Imo State to see the level of infrastructural development. Forget about these liars on Nairaland. I'm sure Rochas will display some of these to mark his 2nd year anniversary so I won't have to worry myself posting them.

No civil servant is owed salaries but workers that were laid off by the buyers of Adapalm and Concord hotel demanded for their arrears owed during Ohakims time and payment for work they did not do. This is how it was resolved

Texas.Cowgirl:


I've done that before. Nothing dey happen

Abagworo: Those criticizing Rochas about industries will be stunned by the rate of industrialization Imo State will witness in a few years time. Orlu people are very wealthy and run the pharmaceutical mafia of Africa. I can bet my last Kobo that with the level of infrastructural revolution being done in Orlu by Rochas, it will experience unprecedented industrialization.

Texas.Cowgirl:
Okija Juju, who are these dirty-looking clowns you posted?

Are they from Bakassi?

Meet them on the battlefield as a foe and lets see whos laughing and who is clowning!

Bonchux: am at onitsha main market, people are attending to their normaal business.

Lilimax:
Nwannaa, gini ka- iji Ogbunigwe eme?
Anyi achoro agha oo...cos it suck
Umunri Kwenu!

victor2exl: what about those IMO state graduates residing outside IMO state what the provision for them in the scheme....eg Lagos, Abuja,PH,abroad etc...Pls urgent reply needed in this comment/request

The law says 'ALL IMO STATE GRADUATES'. So all graduates that are from IMO STATE are about to enjoy allowee from the No.1 oringo Governor of the East!

May God continually Bless Rochas Okorocha and his 350kg wife..

saint kash:

common let's us appreciate something good for once, a jobless graduate need cash to keep body and soul moving b4 he/she gets something doing, this is what federal government should embark on not even a state, but since rochas is doing it, fine, let's appreciate it rather than conderm it ok

okpara ugo:

Why do you hate Imo state

I dont hate Imo State o!! Na joke we dey o!!


_{**Waiter!! Abeg give this my guy 2 Star before ehn vex kidnap me o! Ebi like say the guy never collect ehn own allowee from Rochas**}

Hugo7: Just before i read this a men asked me if the upgradeing stuff was for real that he has been seeing stuffs like that online.
Well i just told him it was all scam cos his two children, not knowning a nairaland was already a victim..
182 can go a long way for state uni or poly..

Please, what was your JAMB score?!

Cynthia joseph: How I Was Scammed By A Fake And Wicked Jamb Official

Hello Nairalanders.
My name is Cynthia Joseph, am 17 years old and i would like to share my jamb story with you guys, so other people will not be deceived as i was deceived

I wrote jamb last year while i was still in ss3 and i got 204, i was just testing my ability so i did not take the jamb serious when my dad saw the result he said wow.. am sure my baby would make 250 next year.

This year jamb exam was to hold on April but due to the fact that i was at home after my waec i have started reading and preparing for jamb since December 2012, My course is economics and i was sitting for maths, English,commerce and economics. I read my commerce and economics text book 6 times before the jamb examination. And i attended jamb lessons to support myself in english and maths.

A day to the exam i was very confident that i would murder all the questions that will come out in jamb and yes i did but to my greatest disappointment i go 182. I checked my result in 3 cyber-cafe because it was so hard for me to believe it was my result, i cried and cried but the crying did not change anything.
My parents were not disappointed they were just surprised that i got that score but they said its God's doing that i should wait for next year.. That was the saddest sentence i have ever heard in my life.
When my neighbor check his own he scored 215, he was so shocked he thought jamb made a mistake but what made him believe it was his result was because he used CHOKES.

The night before the exam we were all seated in our compound so he told me that he will not sleep tonight, i asked why and he said he his waiting for chokes i laughed and said 'do you know that Jamb is the only examination that the answers don't get leaked?' I was wrong.. Out of curiosity i stayed with him so i could see the answers he was expecting, by 11pm he got English, by 2am commerce and economics entered.. He said maths was going to leak by 8am in the morning.

He had a very bad handwriting so I helped him copied all the prepared answers from his cell phone to a small piece of paper when i finished i advised him not to use it that it might be wrong and how will he know that the paper types will correspond? he replied by saying 'na today' He told me to copy my own down so we can use it together i declined.

If i only i could see the future i would have accepted his offer and use the prepared answers.

Two weeks after the examination i came across a website www.upgradejamb..com/ When i saw the website i was shocked and i showed it to my elder brother who was a graduate he discouraged me to forget about the site, that it is against the law, he went further saying if i get caught i will spend some years in jail,but i laughed it off

I read all what was written on the website and it was so perfect that i believed every word that was written there, So i called the phone number and a guy picked it up, i told him that i saw his number on a jamb site and that i will like to upgrade my jamb score from 182 to 205, he said that's not a problem and he would help me do it in 5 hours after payment. he requested for my jamb details which i sent and he told me that when i pay the money i should call him..

I was kinda happy and i decided not to tell my parents, i will use the upgraded result as a surprise to them, i brought out all my savings it was 3,500 naira i could put together so i lied to my elder bother that i want to learn how to type and the typist requested for 1,500 naira. he gave it to me immediately and said after i learn it i will be more useful to him and i will have something doing.

The next day i headed to the bank and i payed the sum of 5,000 naira into his account Account Name: Kingsley Imoh
Account Number: 0043751340
I called him and he said he got an alert that after 5hours i should go and re-print my result. Unfortunately when i went to the cyber cafe i was told my jamb card has been used many times that i need to get a new jamb card, i was sad because i don't know where to get the money. Actually the man selling jamb stuffs is my church member so i went to get the card on credit with the belief that when my parent see the result they will be very happy and they would pay for the card.

But to my greatest surprise i checked my result and nothing changed i waited for the next day checked again and i still saw my same score.. i called him and he did not picked, i sent him messages he replied saying its a database complication that i should wait for an hour and check back, i waited for two hours and checked but i still saw the jamb score, i called him but his phone was not reachable . Till now his phone is not reachable it was that moment i realized i have been scammed. I took the courage and i told my parents what happened. i showed the the website and they said its not my fault that even if they were the one they would fall for it. So they paid for the jamb card and enrolled me into a computer school and i apologized to my elder bro for lying to him.

Its not like i want a refund or something. I just want people to know that this upgrading stuff is not real and i wish someone can caught the owner of that site and lock him up cause i believe i am not his only victim and i will not be his last.

Thanks for reading and you all can ask me any questions you like but no insults please. check out the website www.upgradejamb..com/
And see if you won't fall for it

Is this OP a r`etarded fish or what?!

First of all Madam OP!! You sound really dumb.. You saw the questions before an exam and still failed it?! So when you were helping your friend copy questions the night before, it didnt occur to you to study them as part of your revision for the examination?! And then you try to pay someone to change your result and you come here to scream that you were scammed?!
You must be a factory fitted dunce..