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 Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rochas To Pay All Unemployed Imo Graduates Monthly Allowances. by Okijajuju: 2:48pm On May 20, 2013 |
A state where 85% of the population with good jobs all work for the government. A state with more hotels and beer palours than factories, companies or farms. A state with over 5 institutions of higher learning that churns out grauduates in their thousands every year. IMO STATE!!! Una well done. This is what you get when your governor spends all his time in Ibari Ogwa beer palour. 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rochas To Pay All Unemployed Imo Graduates Monthly Allowances. by Okijajuju: 2:37pm On May 20, 2013 |
Finally!! Berem is about to get employed.  IMO STATE has gone to the dogs.. Unsustainable developments all over. |
| Politics / Re: Boko-Haram : Orange Seller Arrested With N600m by Okijajuju: 10:49am On May 20, 2013 |
~Bluetooth: 90 Days means you are factoring weekends into your permultations. We havent even accounted for public holidays o!! (Easter break and May day). The truth is that for 600 million Naira to have passed through an Individuals account (Not even a coporate account) in the last 3 months, means that multiple transactions exceeding 10million Naira must have been carried out on that account over a lengthy period of time within the last 60 days (Calculating it as 5 working days per week by 12 weeks [3months] without any public holidays). So how did they get away with it. Even the Bank manager and co should be arrested for questioning as well. |
| Politics / Re: Boko-Haram : Orange Seller Arrested With N600m by Okijajuju: 10:16am On May 20, 2013 |
stankezzy: u must be drunk nd also a fool.somebody in a town ,mentioned where the seller stays in the same town,the town people did not come up to say that he is wrong then somebody in another state will come nd say it is lie. ***HUH!!?*** Meeee!! Fool!!!!! Na wah o! Okay! I agree. If I be fool, and I know say I still get sense pass you, then you must be a 10th generation i`mbecile. I didnt even know that your model of i'mbecile had been released yet. The last set of i`mbeciles were 4'G imbeciles. Your imbecility is 6 years ahead of others. WAITER!! Abeg bring Egbo come make I smoke.. E be like say crase people don enter beer palour today ** 4 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Boko-Haram : Orange Seller Arrested With N600m by Okijajuju: 10:03am On May 20, 2013 |
Young paper boy: ur understanding is too poor..u no go school?d money passed through d account within 3months.did they say d deposit was once?did they say d withdrawal was once?.try and read well b4 u post ur commen,nt readin after u've comment. [b]Who is the retard?! 600 million.. Divided by 3 months of work days = 10,000,000 Naira deposit or withdrawal daily. (Thats assuming they are trying to stay under the banks radar o) So for 600,000,000 Naira to have moved through his account without detection, that means to have been depositing and withdrawing 10 million naira daily for 3 months.. 600 million Naira within 3 months is a shitload of money that should have raised red flags. Wether it was withdrawn at once or with style, it should have raised flags. you cant withdraw 600.000.000 in 3 months from an ATM. You cant with draw more than 10 million from even your own account without answering some questions to the bank. You cant deposit over 10,000,000 (even in cheques) without the bank questioning you. So what are you talking about?! An INDIVIDUALS account had transactions worth over 600,000,000 in 3 months and you dont think it should have raised eyebrows. I no blame you sha. My understanding may be poor, but I think your own poverty encompasses your entire existence. My post would be hard for you to comprehend when all the money wey dey your account can be pulled out from an ATM machine in just one transaction. When your kidnap value is under 100 Thousand naira, I no expect you to understand matters running into hundreads of millions. Go and ask those people who have ever banked huge sums of monies that require their pictures to be taken how hard it is to move heavy sums of money around in banks. *** Waiter!! Abeg bring another 2 bottles of Star.. This match don enter extra-time *** [/b] 5 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Boko-Haram : Orange Seller Arrested With N600m by Okijajuju: 9:00am On May 20, 2013 |
[b]600 million?!  OKAY!! Let me think out loud here for a second.... So if 600million passed through his account in 3 months, shouldnt the money be easy to trace back to its origin?  Someone must have deposited the money in his account. How about they trace back to the day of the deposit, what bank, what name, was it in cheque or cash. Banks have CCTV's, if it was a cash transaction, the day of deposit can be found and the tape reviewed. Shouldnt the bank had red flagged his account when such large amounts of money are suspiciously passing through his account?! Didnt the bank sense money laundering? How was he able to withdraw 600 million naira with such ease from a bank under this new 'withdrawal cap' of 1.5million (abi na 10 million) that Sanusi put in place? When such large amounts of money are being dealt with, banks always photograph the bankers of such monies, so did the bank do so?! If the bank didnt, then is the bank manager an accomplice?! Too many unanswered questions.. this story sounds like a lie. ** Waiter, abeg come substitute this two empty bottle of Star ** [/b] 26 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Ombatse Spokesman - 'Bullets Don't Kill Us' by Okijajuju: 8:57am On May 20, 2013 |
Good to know that bullets cant kill them, how about [img]http://fellowshipofminds.files./2011/04/obamadesert.gif[/img] |
| Career / Re: Your Experience With Female Bosses by Okijajuju: 8:49am On May 20, 2013 |
mapet: @ Okija_Juju,  |
| Politics / Re: Jesse Jackson Backs Amnesty For Boko-Haram by Okijajuju: 8:46am On May 20, 2013 |
Rev. Jesse Jackson can suck my big fat hairy nut..  Nigerians dont need his advise. |
| Religion / Re: I Was Shot By Armed Robbers Three Times But Still Alive by Okijajuju: 10:41am On May 18, 2013 |
Wow! I'm happy for you OP Now you can either join 50Cents G-Unit records or become a musician and call yourself 50 Kobo. |
| Career / Re: Your Experience With Female Bosses by Okijajuju: 8:29pm On May 16, 2013 |
Policewoman: OKIJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes dear! Did I tell you about my fetish for women in uniform? Yup! I love me a woman in uniform as well. Police, Nurse, air hostess, navy, army, etc. I once gave an Army Woman 5'k in Owerri simply because she was pretty and smart looking in her uniform and was carrying an Ak47. She had just stopped me and searched my car, but all through her search I couldn't help but think about doing her. . 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Policemen Of Squadron 38 Killed In Nasarawa Armbush by Okijajuju: 8:24pm On May 16, 2013 |
wow!! SHIIT just got real. Nassarawa is about to experience some of that Odi type beat down. Odi killed 19 police officers in an ambush and got fuccked up, 61 policemen! That's genocide for them. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Okijajuju: 2:43pm On May 16, 2013 |
Na small small dem dey take kill mosquito for blockus. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Army Raids Boko-Haram Sambisa Camp In Borno by Okijajuju: 2:39pm On May 16, 2013 |
babyosisi: You people should pray for me,I have family members still there They need to evacuate there now!! The president might just order a nuclear strike on that state soon. 3 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Four Burnt To Death In Bauchi Road Crash by Okijajuju: 2:37pm On May 16, 2013 |
Speed, not bad roads.. |
| Politics / Re: Army Raids Boko-Haram Sambisa Camp In Borno by Okijajuju: 2:24pm On May 16, 2013 |
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| Politics / Re: Army Raids Boko-Haram Sambisa Camp In Borno by Okijajuju: 2:24pm On May 16, 2013 |
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Okijajuju: 2:23pm On May 16, 2013 |
Na tey e go tey, but stammerer must call ehm Mama name. 3 Likes |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Okijajuju: 2:21pm On May 16, 2013 |
yuzedo: Ejiro Amu Eyi Ashawo Egwu!!! I haff DIED!! |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Okijajuju: 2:20pm On May 16, 2013 |
When pikin don dey crase, ehn mama go say na rascal. 2 Likes |
| Career / Re: Your Experience With Female Bosses by Okijajuju: 2:14pm On May 16, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: Lmao what is girl power again?  4 Likes |
| Career / Re: Your Experience With Female Bosses by Okijajuju: 2:12pm On May 16, 2013 |
I cant work under a female boss. Not because I'ma chuvanist, but simply because women in power turn me on. Diezani-Allison is one of such women. There is just something about boss women that I love. Should I ever have a female boss, all I would be thinking about is ploughing her. Nothing else. 9 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Blast At Babban Layi In Maiduguri by Okijajuju: 2:08pm On May 16, 2013 |
All na wash... JTF is on their matter. Now, these A..kis will use their eye and see what MEND and Niger Delta people see wey make them repent and accept amnesty. |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: Dalai Lama Condemns Attacks On Muslims by Buddhist Monks by Okijajuju: 2:04pm On May 16, 2013 |
dridowu: 1 tin is certain, fanatics are present in all religion Have you seen these muslims attack Buddists?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1WnNjQhQw I am proud of the reprisal attack jor! If only christians would grow some balls, these Muslims would realize that no be only them get crase for head... 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Philanthropist Donates Toilets To Police by Okijajuju: 2:01pm On May 16, 2013 |
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| Politics / Re: 7 Killed As Building Collapses In Umuahia by Okijajuju: 1:59pm On May 16, 2013 |
chidindufrank: How on earth did such sad event occur Wy would yo jump straight to soil texture?! Why didnt you consider poor engineering work, poor cement to sand ratio, poor reinforcements of the support pillars and beams, poor iron work, e.t.c. You jumped straight to soil texture and then proceeded to attack the ministry of works as if they are the contractors that built the house. Some Nigerians sha! |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: Dalai Lama Condemns Attacks On Muslims by Buddhist Monks by Okijajuju: 1:47pm On May 16, 2013 |
Buddahs name be praised! 1 Like |
| Car Talk / Re: FRSC - Items You Must Have In Your Vehicle Always by Okijajuju: 1:42pm On May 16, 2013 |
hardbody: [b]OBVIOUSLY you are not one of my followers on NL.. If you were, you would know that I am a travelling man. I have several threads to prove it sef. Infact, tomorrow, I'm off to Benin from Port-harcourt for the weekend. Now let me give you small gist. In preparation for my trip tomorrow, I just left the tyre shop where my spare tyre is being fixed at the moment. As I left, I tried to change one of the bulbs of my front lamps (not the headlight, but a smaller light that comes on when I put on my parking lights) and I couldnt even find where the bulb screw point was. Then I looked down and I couldnt see my fan belt. Anybody who drives cars manufactured in the last 5 - 6 years knows that most part of your engine are fully covered. The best you can do really is to add coolant, hydraulic and wiper fluid. My point sir is, if your motor spoil for road, the standard government approved practice is; 1. Pull your vehicle to the side of the road. 2. Put on your hazard lights. 3. Place your caution sign atleast 10 - 15 meters away from the vehicle to warn other road users. 4. Call for help. 5. Do not seat inside the vehicle whilst waiting for help to arrive. For those who have Triple A, they always have a number to call. If you dont have any number to call, clear your car of all valuables, take out your vehicle particulars (and leave behind a number that you can be reached on incase it gets towed by the government in your absence), hitch hike a ride to the nearest town and find a tow truck to go retrieve/recover your vehicle. #Thatsall Fanbelt, water, e.t.c are not necessary. [/b] |
| Culture / Re: Chinua Achebe To Be Buried At Night by Okijajuju: 4:40pm On May 15, 2013 |
dayokanu: Buried at night? |
| Politics / Re: ACN Condemns Declaration Of State of Emergency! by Okijajuju: 4:17pm On May 15, 2013 |
And these are the people that want to rule us!! [size=18]ACN & CPC & APC [/size]  [size=25]PDP[/size] till Nigeria gets better or breaks apart!! 11 Likes |
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