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Science/Technology / Re: Kabang: The Hero Dog Who Saved Lives by Okijajuju: 3:16pm On Jun 07, 2013
colo$$u$:


What's the point writing an essay if you have a life.

"What an ugly dog"...(LACK OF EMPATHY)

"Meanwhile, meet my dog that caught my ex babe trying to open my Facebook messages"...(DELUSION OF GRANDEUR)

"His name is bingo bilolo"...(DERANGED)

Na wah o! S Seun has started allowing Ndi Ara to join Nairaland..


Lack of empathy for dog wey I for don cut ehn throat boil with scent leaf and kinkana chop since..

Delusion is what you called an obvious light hearted joke?

Deranged because of a dogs name?


Na wah o!!

Bros. no be me cause the problems for your life.. No animal, human or spirit fit solve your issues.

Here your only solution;
Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 2:58pm On Jun 07, 2013
django1:

Dude, permit to say that you're typing shyte!

How many traders do you think there are in ibadan? How many markets are to be built to accomodate all the displaced road side traders? Will the government have the resources to fund a modern mall for all the garri and tomato sellers accross oyo state?

Good thing is this though, the government don't have to build modern markets.

Reason is this, recently cocoa mall/heritage mall was opened, this is the type of modern market you're referring to I believe. In another 24 months at most, ibadan city mall along ring road too will be opened, not forgeting the cocoa shopping mall, all of these within ibadan metropolis and all very modern markets.

Gradually, these such malls will overtake smaller open air markets and we won't have needs for these types of markets anymore.

Unless if by miracle these market women can come together and form a conglomerate that can withstand shoprite for example, all of them will sadly be soon out of business.

I don't know what these malls you are talking about look like, but I still maintain that this is SHIIT.

Just because they sell tomatoes and peppers don't mean shit. Otherwise, we should only grade rural roads and not tar them, after all how many cars drive on those roads. We know where we want to be in 20 years, so why are we still living like we are 20 years behind times. This was not built by a local government but a state government inside a major Nigerian city. I'm sorry, I will not budge on this be.. This market is unacceptable.

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 2:53pm On Jun 07, 2013
rodeo0070:
Give us a model example...

Go to Lagos and see some of the newly built Fashola markets.

Go to mile 3 and mile 1 markets in Port harcourt. Those should be the minimum standards acceptable now.
Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 2:51pm On Jun 07, 2013
9jadelta: your major problem is the standard. google markets around the world, especially for groceries they are mostly done under tents. check places like london, usa, france etc. most of their groceries are sold outside under tent. nothing concerns me with keke napep or whatever, for all i know, tricycle is still one of the major transportation method in India and it doesnt take anything away from the beauty of india.

i believe this market is better than selling groceries by the roadside, thereby, blocking motorists,cursing accidents etc. and the standard is okay compared to what have seen around the world

to help educate yourself, google "market in london or uk" the click on the images and see what grocery markets look like, you can also do that for other countries. i noticed you want us to copy westerns in everything but not considering those that will use what we want to copy.


I don't need google to know what grocery markets and flea markets look like my guy. I have lived in all these places you listed and more and can tell you that neither the UK, U.S, France, Italy or Canada builds crap like this except its like bus park or something like that.

I also never said we should copy the west in everything, stop lying.. But even if I did, it's not such a bad thing. After all, people like you go there and start talking SHIIT about how under developed we are. Then you come home and celebrate this rubbish.

I have also set a vision 2020 - 2030 goal which I hope we can achieve. And in this future, markets like this is what I want to see at the lowest grassroot villages, not Ibadan or any other major city.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bees Sting A Man In Texas To Death by Okijajuju: 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2013
If you can tell the relationship between this gif and this thread, then you are alright by me



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Investment / Re: How Has Mobile Money Changed Your Way Of Transaction? by Okijajuju: 2:28pm On Jun 07, 2013
What is mobile money?

Does that mean that my money can now walk? shocked

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bees Sting A Man In Texas To Death by Okijajuju: 2:24pm On Jun 07, 2013
holy crap
Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 2:19pm On Jun 07, 2013
9jadelta: ok tell me, can you go to 56th floor to buy garri? does this market look small to you? talking computer age as if majority of the people that will use the market know anything about computer.


[b]Your problem is simply one of projection..

So because the market women today can't use a computer, we should give them Shity market stalls. By 2020, I expect Nigeria to be at a certain level. Now if this is my hope for Nigeria, you don't expect me to celebrate this rubbish. That's what places overlords like Fashola, Amaechi and Akpabio way ahead of others. While Ibadan is celebrating a 1lane flyover in 2013, Rivers State is thinking of how to break down their barely 8year old 1 lane flyover and replace it with a triple carriage flyover. While Ibadan is celebrating the introduction of 4stroke engine keke napep by heir governor, Fashola is building intra-city trams that will remove taxis and buses from some routes by 2020.

If you have no idea where you want to be in the future, then bullshit like this is for you. When Governor Amaechi took office from Odili, a one lane bridge was under construction in port harcourt. He stopped the work and tried to see how they could increase it to a two lane bridge. Sadly, the pillars were not designed for that.

By 2030, some states would be so backwards, other progressive states would buy other states.[/b]

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2013
Gbawe:

I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Like I said earlier, when bad belle is the primary driving force behind an utterance then we can expect what is said to make no sense at all.


Hhahahahahahaaaaa

Why should I bad belle wetin no go affect me.. grin

I simply want to hold our governments to a certain level of standard. Even by local government standards, this market is f*cking poor. Especially now that we are expecting a year of heavy down pour of rains.

How much does it cost to build a proper mordern market? This thing is not fit for 2013.

Look at the markets Fashola built in Lagos?

E be like say you and your people dey forbid better thing.

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2013
yemmight:

Okija, simple English you don't know. The last time any market was built was 3 decades not 3 decades of building this one.


And your problem my friend is that you don't know how to comprehend English..

My point was that it took them 30 years to build a market that is only fit for 30 years ago, hence the 'it took them 30 years to build this crap'.

I hope you get it now, otherwise, your problem is bigger than me.. Na federal government you suppose go hold.. grin

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 2:00pm On Jun 07, 2013
9jadelta: so, what do you want them to build? twin tower for market women? smh


So because they are market women, they don't deserve to sell in proper big mall type market abi?

Your problem my friend is that you are condescending. You already referred to them as 'market women', worthy of nothing good.

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Gets New Market In Over 30 Years by Okijajuju: 1:58pm On Jun 07, 2013
abes:

You don't need space travel, super computers, etc to sell garawa of garri, ata rodo, shombo, alubosa, and tomato.
You need to keep it simple for simple maintenance.


Like I said, this is 2013..

Go to obodo Oyinbos and see where they sell these same things you listed here. That's why Fashola and Amaechi would not use tax payers money to build this batcher market. By 2020, our markets should come with central air conditioning and stuffs like that. This market would have been the SHIIT if this were 1988.

grin

I'm sorry bro, I'm not impressed. I expect a certain level of standard and quality from our government. This type of crap has no place in the future we are aspiring towards so I can't celebrate it simply because it took them 30 years to do something that belongs to 30 years ago era..

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Science/Technology / Re: Kabang: The Hero Dog Who Saved Lives by Okijajuju: 1:53pm On Jun 07, 2013
Kingslaw: Wow God is great.He can use anything at any given time to save life.


Just like he can also use anything including dogs to take away innocent lives.. grin

#Praise The Lord.

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Science/Technology / Re: Kabang: The Hero Dog Who Saved Lives by Okijajuju: 1:52pm On Jun 07, 2013
colo$$u$:
Sometimes people don't know when to joke. If only it was your dog or the kids were yours.


Dude...

You need to chill the f*ck out. This is just a thread.
Okay! So you said 'glory to God', the next person says 'May God bless the dog and its family', how does that really affect my life, your life, the lives of the two girls involved or even the dogs life?

The dog is ugly #Fact!

You all need to get lives away from the Internet. So bloody what does it matter what we say here on Nairaland?

Hypocritical fuckers.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Prince Sues Forbes For Underestimating His Wealth by Okijajuju: 1:40pm On Jun 07, 2013
thegame:
You can't even speak good english and you want your name to be there? Hahaha, I laugh in arabic.



Can that Arab prince speak English?



You see why you are poor? Because you are poor in mind and spirit. My English school teacher can speak, write and teach English, yet she does not live in Banana Eyeland.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Cant Survive Another Civil-War – Mark by Okijajuju: 1:25pm On Jun 07, 2013
Says who?


angry

Chukwudi, je na room, wetem my double Barr..
[img]http://immortalteddybear.files./2011/08/home-alone.gif?w=549[/img]

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Science/Technology / Re: Kabang: The Hero Dog Who Saved Lives by Okijajuju: 1:21pm On Jun 07, 2013
What an ugly dog...





Meanwhile, meet my dog that caught my ex babe trying to open my Facebook messages.. grin

His name is bingo bilolo

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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Releases New Beautiful Photos by Okijajuju: 1:19pm On Jun 07, 2013
Sweet.... cool


Places one hand on mouse and another hand on my other mouse...



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Celebrities / Re: Saka Porting To MTN Was A Mistake - Etisalat Boss by Okijajuju: 1:17pm On Jun 07, 2013
Huh?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Prince Sues Forbes For Underestimating His Wealth by Okijajuju: 1:05pm On Jun 07, 2013
Dont mind them..

Me and Chief Sweetus Yuzedo of No.1 Adenuga street off Dangote street, opposite Koko Mansion Banana Eyeland should also sue them for not including our names in the list at all.. angry

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Politics / Re: Aliyu Insists Amaechi Defeated Jang by Okijajuju: 1:00pm On Jun 07, 2013
Nice...
Politics / Re: Soldiers Flood Anambra Over Massob's Sit-at-home Order by Okijajuju: 10:24am On Jun 07, 2013
emmanuel4758: can u imagine dis yoruba parasite talkin chai wonder shal never end ooh ondo produce or or manufacture crude make i laugh in chinese n chi chan hun hoi hoi hoi so yoruba na now member of niger delta make i laugh in yoruba ole ole ole olebruku ibu onye oshi chai make i reserve my word..


So after that Yoruba boy just destroyed Ndi Igbos, this is the best come back you could find?



angry. You ought to be sacrificed in the evil forest. angry

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NYSC / Re: Service Year Of 158 Corpers Extended by Okijajuju: 10:12am On Jun 07, 2013
olsmade:

I don't think so


Depending on the punishment..

Some would get half pay, others a token, and maybe some would get nothing. But I think the NYSC always pays.. Even to extended members.
NYSC / Re: Service Year Of 158 Corpers Extended by Okijajuju: 10:07am On Jun 07, 2013
Very good..

But still very small..

In my year, I alone knew about 6 guys who didn't serve a day of NYSC after camp. And they did this with the help of NYSC staff. As much as I am happy about this, I also hope to hear that they arrested some NYSC staff as well.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Flood Anambra Over Massob's Sit-at-home Order by Okijajuju: 10:05am On Jun 07, 2013
peppy luv: grin* (singing danger by p2) whr is Templa? Ur umu aba r in trouble o! sad but seriously MASSOB is beginnin to annoy me.enuf of this cry of marginalisation! As far as all is concerned the yorubas r d most marginalised in Jona's govt which their elders are raising their voices to..,so pls my Igbo brothers let's find a better solution to fight this so called marginalisation.. D apo 6 r dead,yes there hv bn no justice 4 them yet but do u know hw many pple 4rm diff tribes that hv bn killed in d same gruesome manner nd no justice for them yet !! Nd d most painful aluu 4?(a min silence)*sighs*God dey since the retarded sori learned colleagues hv refused to fight 4 justice but busy charging nd bailing,nd only fightin 4 d corrupt politicians,God wil see us tru nd it was so wrong of u pple tryin to make d sit at home by force abeg o! I dnt want my Anambra slogan to change to State of Emergency!!!

My Imo,Enugu,Abia nd Ebonyi brodas thanx 4 comin,now to ur tent O Isreal!ur family needs u not the soldiers bullet!!P E A C E is the way forward!

cry whr is my okija juju I miss him. cry

Peppisco!! grin

So you miss me and you would just be using my love for you to play ludo. Oya meet me by 4pm at Ibari Ogwa for point-kill things.. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: MTN Replaces 285 Expatriates With Nigerian Workers. by Okijajuju: 10:02am On Jun 07, 2013
Very very very impressive of them..

The Oil Companies also need to do same. We have expatriates with no degrees and mostly certifications doing jobs that Nigerians can do for extremely ridiculous amounts of money and bonuses.

I would be even more impressed if MTN would pay the Nigerians half the amount of money they paid these expatriates.

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Politics / Re: Mixed Reactions On Enugu's Kia Police Cars by Okijajuju: 9:21am On Jun 07, 2013
Denn:

How will you say hilux comes with a V8 engine?

Your statements are mere assumptions made by a mind biased against this initiative. Arm-chair deductions at its best.

Just because they have dilapidated cars that were once new doesn't mean they should not be funded again.

Tell me, if you were the governor, how would you have assisted the police?


Always get your facts right...





[b]Lol.. First off, sorry about the v8 thing.. I only just saw it now.

Secondly.. It's not an assumption that a V8 and a V6 engines would always out run a V4 engine. That's a fact.

I didn't say that the police should not be given new cars, I simply said they should have been fitted with front metal grills sort of like the US patrol cars. That way, even if they have to ram another vehicle, the damage to theirs is limited.

If I were a governor, I would do what Gov. amaechi of Rivers did. Get into an agreement with the police, pick out like 200 - 400 (depending on cash flow) and send them on training abroad. Have you seen the Rivers State Counter terrorism police team trained by the Rivers State government? Their professionalism is unrivalled anywhere. They don't take bribes, their AK-47 comes with complete full tactical attachments and their uniform is somewhat different. They conduct stop and search randomly, carry around highly trained police dogs and their efficiency is higher.

It's not about the car a policeman uses that determines his efficiency. If you like, put them in a Range Rover Sports Autobiography, complete with spinning rims, T.V in the head rest and even neon lights.. If they are still the same useless Nigerian police we know, they would only be the useless police that drive around in Range Rovers.

Go and see the state of the Pick-up trucks used for community policing that Rochas bought for Imo State, today they are a wreck. Before handing out expensive vehicles, how about you train them on how to drive and obey traffic rules teach them decorum. Teach them to handle the vehicle with extreme care. Teach them how to service the cars every 5000 km driven. Train them in how to effectively utilise these vehicle and maximise its use. Just like the Hiluxes before them, the Prados before them, the 406s before them, the 504s before them, these will also end up n the gutters.

In fact, does Sullivan really have a plan of action for these cars or is it just 'take, use it and drive around like you normally do'. If yes, what induction/training was given to the policemen that would use these cars before it was given out. Were these officers given any special training? Like defensive driving training, hot pursuit training, pit-stop manuver training, e.t.c..


I got my facts right my guy. You on the other hand need to learn how to reason on a broader scale.

To add to what K4 said, the Ghana police even handle their vehicle much better than we do. Their patrol cars consists of Land Rover Defenders, Pick-up trucks and some 406s and 206s when I was there in the early 2000s. Those cars were well driven and taken care of. What destroys most Nigerian Police vehicles is almost always escort duties. When they drive like fucktards when escorting bank bullion vans or one rich man or the other.

Like I said, Good idea, bad execution.

And also note; I didn't even mention the fact that Kias are not durable vehicles by nature, then placed in the hands of Charles's Nigerian police.... Imagine the outcome. [/b]

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Flood Anambra Over Massob's Sit-at-home Order by Okijajuju: 9:14am On Jun 07, 2013
Lol...


Power pass power.. grin


[img]http://immortalteddybear.files./2011/08/i-wish-a-nigga-would.jpg[/img]
Biitch assed Niggas..

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Politics / Re: Mixed Reactions On Enugu's Kia Police Cars by Okijajuju: 5:53am On Jun 07, 2013
deols: I wonder why Nigerians think they don't deserve good things. This id good and I like it.

Not for the swags but for what they can achieve with it. Let them film a chase and then we'd see how effective it is.

How effective would a V4 KIA Rio be in a chase against a V6 vehicle? Very ineffective.
Against a V8 vehicle even worse.
The effectiveness of the police can never be measured by the car they use. Remember that the existing Hilux vans were also given to them brand new. The Hilux is a V8, 4wd drive car that is also all terrain. Yet they wrecked them. At some point, they were also given Prado SUVs which they also wrecked.
The Nigerian police would wreck these cars in no time. That's why we a re not so excited about this move.

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