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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye Is Affected By Online Comments by Okijajuju: 3:47pm On Jun 04, 2013
Nkeji:
My dear take it easy on her, she is a human being just as you are. Thank u!!!

And so what?!
Politics / Re: PDP To ACN: The Barking Of 20 Dogs Can Never Scare An Elephant by Okijajuju: 3:46pm On Jun 04, 2013
Ganys:
E Be Like Say The IGBO Wey you SMOKE today is Concentrated one with undiluted aroma from Jamaica. Yaba Left DOCKKY Needs You More than Nairalanders here.
WEREEE ALASO angry angry angry angry

Bros o!!

Why you dey para na?!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sick Man Goes To Doctors And He's Told That ‘He's A Woman’ by Okijajuju: 3:39pm On Jun 04, 2013
***Doctor!! WTF did you just say?!


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Food / Re: Picture Of A Nairaland Addict Cooking Food For His Lovely Wife. by Okijajuju: 3:34pm On Jun 04, 2013
shymexx: Bro., be careful before you turn into a mangina.

Women love abusing everything.

Anyway, any woman that wants me to cook for her better be ready for food poisoning, especially if it's on a Sunday, when I've got tons of sports to watch on TV.

Get in here and let's microwave these chicken wings together looool. Oven chips and burger - get the ketchup and let's get busy, hun.



WORD!!
Politics / Re: PDP To ACN: The Barking Of 20 Dogs Can Never Scare An Elephant by Okijajuju: 3:21pm On Jun 04, 2013
[size=30pt]PDP UNTIL NIGERIA ENDS..[/size]




No matter how Dog teeth big reach, e no fit fight Lion!

No matter how odeshi strong reach, e no fit stop Nuclear Bomb grin

No matter how pikin rascal reach, e no fit wrestle with ehn papa.






God bless Nigeria, and no place else.

God Bless President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, the Egberipapa 1 and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces and President of Nigeria.. And nobody else

God Bless the PDP.. The only truly National Party that has no ethinic or religous divides.


God punish all Abokis and enemies of Nigerias progress...

Nigeria shall continually remain under PDPs UMBLERRA in Jesus Name. AMEN!!
grin

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Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by Okijajuju: 3:15pm On Jun 04, 2013
peppy luv: ;Dhow did u knw dat nkita ala ndi anambra

By the way you keep stalking me and acting like a spoilt brat to get my attention.. grin

Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye Is Affected By Online Comments by Okijajuju: 3:10pm On Jun 04, 2013
Oge Okoye is a world class Mgbeke... For a girl born in London to be more Mgbeke than a a girl born in Isiala Ngwa is amazing.

With that duck fowl tattoo wey she put for her hand..


MTCHEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!! angry


Depressed ko!! Make she go ask Tonto Dike how she dey manage survive.

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Food / Re: Picture Of A Nairaland Addict Cooking Food For His Lovely Wife. by Okijajuju: 3:04pm On Jun 04, 2013
This Guy wicked o!!


Ehn wan use purge kill ehn wife.. grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Reject Hotel Booked By Kenya FA by Okijajuju: 3:03pm On Jun 04, 2013
Giants of Africa... We dont need those skinny hungry Kenyans to understand luxury Naija style.



We book our own Hotels, charter our own jets, ball like ballers and win like winners..


**gods of our forefathers, how many goals will we score the Kenyans?** 5 goals Ichie Okija..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Generators At The Electricity Transformer At Ajegunle In Lagos - Photos by Okijajuju: 2:05pm On Jun 04, 2013
no news

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Politics / Re: Unknown Militiamen Attack Village In Kaduna by Okijajuju: 11:58am On Jun 04, 2013
okay
Politics / Re: Aturu Threatens To Sue Over Fawaz , Others Detention by Okijajuju: 10:31am On Jun 04, 2013
No wonder his mother named him ATURU!! angry
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Women Lead In Skin Bleaching – WHO by Okijajuju: 10:29am On Jun 04, 2013
murimoney: factory fitted factory fitted make we see. grin

See wetin?!

So that you go vex go buy 1 carton of Tura.. grin
Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by Okijajuju: 10:21am On Jun 04, 2013
peppy luv: nkita ala

Seems like you have a schoolgirl crush on me... grin



Lol!!
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Women Lead In Skin Bleaching – WHO by Okijajuju: 10:15am On Jun 04, 2013
4chi:

JIM NWOBODO.... cool cool


Falls from upstairs...

Family / Re: Unmarried Mothers To Be Fined In Chinese City To Cut Size Of Population by Okijajuju: 10:08am On Jun 04, 2013
If GEJ passes this law in Nigeria, OMO!! Boys go happy die..

That means all the single ladies will leave the city and return to the villages,

This will increase the grassroot development.

This will reduce p`rostitution.

This will also reduce the cost of brideprice.

Infact, single women will have to kneel down and beg guys to marry them so they can return to the city.

Government revenue will increase.



This is a beautiful plan

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Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by Okijajuju: 10:02am On Jun 04, 2013
Abagworo:


And the Governor has not done anything to end this abnormal normalcy. Tufiakwa!

Nwokem gba fuo from here..

Kidnapping is a normal thing in Owerri, what has the government there done to end that abnormal normalcy?!

If you hear gunshots in Anambra state, its most likely the AVS involved in a shootout with bandits.
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Women Lead In Skin Bleaching – WHO by Okijajuju: 9:54am On Jun 04, 2013
991: the w.h.o has not visited congo kinshasha.

They have not visited any of the Francophone countries where they use it to even cook soup.

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Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by Okijajuju: 9:51am On Jun 04, 2013
original dave: nzogbu nzogbu eyimba eyi,mana guy odikwa very riky oo if umu otu get u ba! u go prefere to stay at your house for good! ewu!

Onye ka i na kpo ewu?!

Politics / Re: US Offers $23m For Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, 4 Others by Okijajuju: 9:29am On Jun 04, 2013
**Forms search party, fortifies them with Bomb and bullet Odeshi** Shekau must be found by all means.. Nzogbu Nzogbu!! Eyimba enyi!! angry


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Politics / Re: Maryam Yaro (Sanusi's Alleged Girlfriend) Is A CBN Consultant by Okijajuju: 9:23am On Jun 04, 2013
Premium times.. Now placed in the same box as Saharareporters and Sun Newspaper.

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Politics / Re: Weapons Found At The Hezbollah Compound In Kano by Okijajuju: 9:21am On Jun 04, 2013
I learnt this weapon can still be fired..
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Plateau Community by Okijajuju: 9:16am On Jun 04, 2013
Fulani people... angry






No further comment!

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Politics / Re: US Offers $23m For Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, 4 Others by Okijajuju: 9:02am On Jun 04, 2013
The F.G should allow the U.S into Nigeria to open a Base in the North under a 20 year agreement that would see the U.S and Nigerian forces work together to combat Boko Haram and also see the Nigerian Army recieve tactical and intelligence training from the U.S Army.




angry
Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by Okijajuju: 8:58am On Jun 04, 2013
But how can anyone rob inside Anambra State with men of the Anambra State Vigilante (AVS) all over the place?!
Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by Okijajuju: 8:56am On Jun 04, 2013
Where!! When?! angry


***Grabs Ogbunigwe and starts running towards upper Iweka***

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Crime / Re: I Have No Regrets Killing My Father- University Dropout by Okijajuju: 8:54am On Jun 04, 2013
First of all... That boy na real vulcanizer. So you wanted to study biochemistry and yet you couldnt pass Geology. Whats the diference between bio-chemistry and Geology courses in your first & second year?! The boy killed his father out of hatred. He hates his father for marrying a second wife. Hates his father for what he considers to be abuses metted on him by his dad.

If he had killed his father 2 years earlier, he would have maybe gotten a lighter sentence in juvenile detention, but he is 18 and leaglly an adult under the Nigerian law so its goodbye for atleast the next 25 - life.

If he truly believed that at age 18, killing his father would be handled as an internal family matter with no criminal actions brought against him, then he failed out of the university not because of Geology, but because he had the I.Q of an i`mbecile.
Politics / Re: Weapons Found At The Hezbollah Compound In Kano by Okijajuju: 8:30am On Jun 04, 2013
hotwax: How Allah guides moslems in reality.
All we do is shout to Allah the whole day !!! and blame everyone else for our multiple failures!!!!!

Muslims are not happy
They're not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!


And who do they blame?
Not Islam...
Not their leadership...
Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN
And they want to change the countries they're happy in,
to be like the countries they came from,
where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that !

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You are a Muslim



2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can'tafford shoes.

You are a Muslim

3. If You have more wives than teeth.

You are a Muslim

4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.


You are a Muslim

5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You are a Muslim

6. If You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You are a Muslim

7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You are a Muslim

8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You are a Muslim

9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You are a Muslim

10. If You find this offensive then you are a muslim

Cynical but true nonetheless..


Maclatunji should see this. grin
Politics / Re: Weapons Found At The Hezbollah Compound In Kano by Okijajuju: 12:14am On Jun 04, 2013
PEN_MIGHT: Were the ammunitions buried inside the coolers or the JTF packaged them after unearthing them?

Why are the weapons looking rusty and d coolers showing no sign of ageing?

One can tell by the design of the coolers that they are modern ones.But this goes contrary to the years of passage on the weapons given their looks?

The Coolers are meant to be air-tight, so why are the content looking so rusty like it has always been exposed?

Plastic takes several years to decompose. Taken. But shouldn't be at least colour fading- the coolers still looks sparkling.

Just curious....someone might just be eyeing Amigo and Wonderland? Who knows....?





The arms and ammo were stashed in the coolers and buried as evidenced in one of the pictures.

The weapons are looking rusty because they are metal and would rust once exposed to humidity. The coolers on the other hand are plastic and hence don't rust.

Those coolers are no where near mordern in terms of age. Those are thermos coolers that have been around for ages and are still available in the market today.

The coolers are not totally moisture proof. Remember that they were buried inside an underground bunker in the earth. The earth has a lot of moisture.

Plastics will only lose color due to repeated exposure to sunlight and moisture. The repeated drying and wetting is what will cause color loss. These were safely underground far away from sunlight.



I have my doubts that these arms were for Boko haram, maybe he was an arms dealer that just got caught.



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