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Elnino9:
Young man, did u ask me for any skill, i am a front end web developer, html5,css,bootstrap..still learning java for backend.. i have a networking certificate from huawei in routing and switching..just completed wlan technology with them...

I already saw that and check that website I sent to you. I even saw a job on that site today. They are paying some programmers $85K annually. Some strictly for the USA and some you can do from Nigeria. No matter the job they pay as $15 hourly and you work 48 hours a week and you are fine. Search online and see goodness and don't kill your self for nothing.

Elnino9:
I am a front end developer, good with html5, css, bootstrap... i also have a networking certificate in ROUTING and switching from huawei...

Guy check that website out. Any kind of job in this life just name it you will find it on that site and they are hiring, if they see you are so good they can process your travel documents to the USA. Search online for more. flexjobs.com. it's a USA site, they hire from all over the world from web designer, programmer etc.

One thing I noticed about people who want to commit suicide is that they have no skill. Whether Yahoo or any skill that's legal this bunch of guys on suicide squad are so lazy as fxvk. Do yahoo you say no, do the legal skill learning of Digital Marketing, Blogging, Graphics and website designing you say no. Funniest thing all these things are online but they prefare to use their data in watching porn. Have you tried bricklaying job, any side hustle? No you won't but it to go and buy sniper they will have money. Abeg GTFO.

Nigerialabalaba:
Dat one mean say aspirants no get sense. N100 million wey some of dem never dash dem papa and mama, na hin dem go dash APC.Shiorr.
I still dey wonder wia Adesina, Emefiele, Ngige, Amaechi, Nwajuiba, Amosun, Ayade, Yemi Osinbajo-Odale and co go get 370 delegates to sign dem form. APC don cash out from dia stupidity abi naivety.
Na Jagaban go win APC ticket

What makes you so assured that Tinubu will win the ticket? Na you be the real prophet abi? Keep deceiving yourself..

zedegit:
I pity you. How much do you know these people you mentioned? Have you lived with any of them to know how they relate with their partners? How many times have some of them been called out for irresponsible behavior or has your love for their music beclouded your senses?

Ogbeni you no get point abeg. Don't you know any weed smokers around you? How many can you point that with an agressive behavior as you potray. So all those people wey beat their wives recently and killed them including the woman singer, was there any record they were weed smokers?

zedegit:
Why do women make the same mistake over and over again.

You can't change a full grown adult who instead of wanting to stop has found a 'plausible' reason to continue.

I won't be surprised if he's a cultist or area boy too.He might be playing nice until you marry him and find out he's a wife beater.

Fela, Burna, Wizkid, Davido, all the weeds smokers infact na all of them be cultist, area boys and them dey beat their wives and GF. How some people like you reason like fly baffles me.

Maybe it's the way the weed smells after smoking that makes you dislike it. Get him a perfume whenever he smokes so you don't perceive the odour but if you can't, leave him alone and let him be. Afterall wizzy,davido have girls who love and worship them.

One of my friend had this many turkeys and this exact same thing happened to him. The turkeys wouldn't see and were not eating well. He went to animal pharmacy and bought a drug like that. Started dropping it into the mouth and before a week or 2 the rubbish on their faces disappeared and they became whole again. Go to any animal pharmacy around you. It's treatable and not life threatening. Show the pharmacy the chicken pics.

Radarbaby:
I would offer my educated guess on this. No, not monkeys. Monkeys are not as genetically close to us than other primates.

However, I understand the meaning of your question. It would be better if you understand that it the the great apes (For example, Chimpanzees Bonobos, and Gorrillas) that are the closest genetically to humans.

Now, if you had asked this question about the great apes, it would have been a much better example (monkeys are not apes).

Now, we know that there are distinct species that are nevertheless close genetically and can produce offspring.

A male donkey and a female horse produces a mule. A lion and tiger can produce offspring: the ligon. So far, though, it seems that the offspring of distinct species cannot themselves produce offspring.

So, can a human and a great ape produce offspring? I am not sure, but I would guess that it is possible. I skimmed the net and found some claims related to this possibility. I have heard of situations though that a monkey impregnated a woman.

Scientist says Humans share 95% DNA with monkeys.

CheedyJ:
Special adviser, hope you sef be billionaire in dollars sha

I wonder o. Like say him know them from birth, see how him de analyse person wife, make Bezoz go back to him ex? Ex wey don go fall in love with school teacher. All this I too know people sef.

elinaxy:
Pls send it here, I'm interested.

Send me an email DM.

I'm tired of all this news, time and time again, you find the same issues men complain about women, I have no advise to give but if you are interested I can send you a book about women. If you read it you will understand more about women and stop all this stress you are giving yourself because of a woman, much more naija woman. Or just type Ubunja on nairaland search you will learn more.

This nigga is a weakling, your blood broda has been with you since day one, so you can't even support him with your full chest online even if he fvked up. This guy no be better broda.

MadamExcellency:
This mentality is why Jesus Christ chose mostly fishermen instead of your Learnered luminaries. See Judas Iscariot, the educated activist wasn't compliant hence he sold his master, Jesus Christ the same ways multitudes are selling Jesus Christ in this thread for worldly pleasure.

Trash and Rubbish talk.

Babinski:
People who read the Bible the way you are portraying here are not Christians but people just looking for things in the Bible to validate their desires. Your mind is shown clearly when you start condemning religion and advocating senses.

God told Prophet Hosea to marry a prostitute for a reason. Now will you say because it is in the Bible you should marry prostitutes? In the same Bible you see Mosaic Laws and several ancillary laws from God but you are not concerned about obeying them, it is marrying multiple wives that catches your fancy.

The mind of God on marriage is clear as expressed in severally in the Bible including the following: Genesis 2:22-24, Matthew 19:4-6, Mark 10:6-9, Ephesians 5:32-33, 1 Timothy 3:2, 1 Timothy 3:12. Jesus himself confirmed it in Matthew as being one man and one woman.

Reno is not a genuine Christian but masquarding as one. It is not strrange he calls himself a Pastor because that title has already been bastardized by Africans. It may surprise you to know that his proclamations on Polygamy started after he was involved in an extra-marital affair that led to a baby and he was exposed in the media. When David was exposed of his sin, he repented but when Reno was exposed he began trying to use the Bible to support his actions. Such a person is very dangerous. Please beware of him and his self-serving theology!

One thing I dislike so much about full time christians is that you will never reason in a rational way no matter what you say, you must always find a way to say things that suite you, if God told someone to marry a prostitute and he did, are you now contradicting God or opposing his decisions. Why don't you tear out the places that you don't like in your Bibles, tear the pages out, tear the old testament out because God says in the new testament that marriage with one woman is the best. Tear out the old testament where God didn't condemn David and Solomon. You lots always trying to revolve religion in everything and saying you know Gods mind. is there a difference in the God of old/new testament? Because for all I know God never change so how can you say you know Gods mind when God himself created man with millions of sperm and a woman one egg. Biologically you must know this thing in school right? So why are you now putting religion into everything. I'm a christian and I don't reason the way you do .

Righteousness2:
Lies From the Pit of Hell.
Don't let anyone Deceive you to go against GOD'S Word.

David is not the standard,
Solomon is not the standard,
Your Forefather is not the standard,
Reno is not the standard,
Religion or tradition is not the standard
The Word of the Lord is the standard.
GOD is not an author of Confusion.


Any other man or woman apart from the first person who legally married you is a Sin Partner. You both are Decieving yourselves.

Except in a case where a spouse is dead. Then you are Biblically free to marry again.

As long as King David, Solomon stories are in the Bible Polygamy is right, so you better shut your mouth and never you mock God. Always talking as if you know more than your creator, Are you the one that made the Bible? If the word of God which is the Holy Bible is against polygamy the story won't be in the Bible. why did God create man to have millions of sperm and woman to have one egg that could freeze when she enters menopause? It's because God created man to multiply and not stick to one woman but religion has eaten deep into your head that you can't use your sense anymore.

Medianna:
Woaw.
I never knew corpses get dried up..
This is serious.
So how will one recognise the corp He/she will claim.if its dried?

There's always a tag name on each corpses..

Dollywood:
Bruh. I need the book. Can I have the book name? I can search for it.

You can't find it anywhere. Send me email on my nairaland.

And it's a bad man thing.

rickpat:
go to federal Secretariat in your state of residence..ask of legal aid council office...if you are not okay with a lawyer from there...then go to welfare...if you ain't okay with welfare...then get a private lawyer(usually more expensive)...this case with be duly treated...he can't forcefully gain sole custody if the kids without getting it from a court

Welfare for my side don de charge 150k. Na thief's all of them be now.

Assetinvestor:
The most tribalistic people in Nigeria are yorubas yet they would deny it openly. From their pastors to traditional rulers, agberos to politicians, and even the educated ones, it's still the same thing!

They claim to be educated and sophisticated yet are campaigning and hoping that a criminal and desperate old man like tinubu would rule Nigeria even when far better candidates like Peter Obi is there. They even decide to fight Obi and preach hate against Igbos.

Well, it is left for all Nigerians to decide their fate, vote for tinubu and suffer the consequences or vote Obi and experience a turn around.

You are too tribalistic and too emotional, who told it's all Yorubas that want Tinubu, did you do a survey for that? So if some few people talk against the Ibos does that mean we don't want an Ibo president? I'm a Yoruba and me and my houseold will never vote for Tinubu but Peter Obi. Not even Osinbajo for that matter, next time stop tribalism and hate on the Yorubas. It's in your blood, hate too much in you.

xpiranza88:
Atiku Abubakar the Turaki Adamawa...A core Nationalist, a wazobia Man with inroads in every sphere of this Country,A business tycoon with thousands in his pay roll, having employed so many Nigerians in his company is a man for the job.A man in charge with workable blue print to remodel Nigeria into a nation we all will be proud of...Man way sabi road....2023 next president loading...

Like someone said no be Atikulated, na chocolated. No northerners will rule again let alone a Fulani man. Nobody is championing any northern president, even the southern representatives don't support it so north should stop wasting their time..

mrvitalis:
Northern and southern thing says who ? Where was the agreement made

So only north east and south east can rotate the presidency for ever ?

The aim of zoning is that each geopolitical zones test power stop trying to use our brains ...if yorubas contest north too can contest simple

Very soon everything will be opened up to you, North is cursed and a resource drainer, nothing can change in that region and very soon it will boil down to regionalism because nobody wants the north to rule Nigeria again. They are filled with backwardness. The zoning will be that it will be a regional government where the North will start begging the South for their daily bread. It will now be between the south and the South alone.

Bro if you can do this you will be free, start light meditation from now on. What's light meditation? Imagining yourself engulfed in the powerful light of God. Imagine the light of the sun, engulf yourself in your imagination, your whole body in that light and you turn into pure white like an angel in your imagination. Do it twice a day it will disappear for life, I got this jnfo on google when I had similar issues like yours. Another thing I noticed is that I remember I was wearing one nicker to sleep, the nicker is a Versace logo. Anytime I wear that nicker to sleep I must have a wet dream, then I realized it's the nicker. Start sleeping in white cloth maybe Jalamia it wards off evil and never stop praying.

mrvitalis:
If yorubas can contest then north have right to contest too

Zoning is dead ...you can't be talking about zoning and osibanjo and tinubu are contesting na no na

If u want zoning then it's south east turn if not let let everyone contest simple

As it is, it's a southern and northern region thing, if the south wins this coming election, the next election thereafter the South won't allow the North again, that's where regionalism will happen.

North has everything to loose but the south has nothing to loose, even though we might be divided but Southern Region can never be same as the Northern region.

My broda I'm from the west, I want a president from the south east too, Peter Obi or Wike. I sha don't want Atiku or Tinubu there.