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nurey:
2 years after I realized there is no expert in bike riding, you fall if you intend to prove stubborn or defy law of physics

It's fun riding a Bike as you wizz pass traffic and slide through sand.

it is fun riding a bike you can control the power,the accerlaration of most power bikes defy law of physics,I just got myself a 50cc Honda dio scooter last year in nnewi for #120k,I love the ease of shutting effortless in a bike but I don't want to die in the process

deewhydoski:
I don't know why u dey carry person matter for head, the husband said he is not pained abeg leave them they know what they are doing

he might say he is not pained when only one boobi is sucked,I wonder what he will say when all the Bobbi is sucked and his wife fvcked hard on national television,she may even be moaning and grunting,harder,harder,it is only a simp that will allow his wife to act soft porn that is watched across Africa,it shows he is not in control.that woman will be the voted out early due to her behavior,her fellow women will vote her out to prevent further embrassment.

Polynek:
Chaaaii Aunty Nonye Dix thread don make me remember you, U over use me as little boy den

when I was in primary 6 around 1987/88,we had two househelps in the house,Theresa and Patricia,they help in my mom's business then,also my father's Secretary named obigelia also leaved with us,just two boys me and my senior brother,what I personally went through In the hands of these 3 matured ladies and numerous aunties,cousins and neghibours stamped in my mind to look at women in a different way,I was masturbated by these girls/women to ejaculate,I was forced to suck their pvssy under threats,fvck them,kiss,suck breast,all manner of perverted thought you can think off they forced on me while I was barely 12/13 yrs old,even my aunties are not left out,the worst are my cousins in the village,I cannot trust to keep a male child with a grown woman the risk is simply too great ,the experience I have etched in my memories cannot be erased by any therapy,call it PTSD maybe, but all I have learnt is that pvssy is meant to be fvcked,no pretense,no simping around.

SonofGod231:
You went to an expensive school yet you spell like a grade one Student. How do we fix that?

very funny indeed,it is SIMPle men that will do things they naturally don't like just to impress women, because you are on a date with a lady then you will use fork to eat chicken,not chew the bone and not finish it, just to impress,in the mind of the woman you are trying to impress you are predictable,soft,trying hard to be a good guy and to be a gentleman,this are not good traits while trying to impress a woman.

Elsueno:
Brother, He is right woh, older vehicles might not be affected by thermostat & direct fan connection much...But it's seriously detrimental to modern cars. The kind of codes a modern car throws due to direct fan connection might reach up to 5 sef. And to me honestly, fuel consumption is very noticeable, as I reset counter after a full tank. And to be honest, engine sound, smooth driving etc. The car feels totally different when it's operating at correct temperature. Hate to burst ur burble even cars in Dubai have thermostat

well there are modern cars you can't even tamper with the fan wiring or remove the thermostat,maybe applicable to older cars,I don't think newer cars can receive such abuse considering the type of electrical gizmos installed in modern cars,if you remove the thermostat the type of bells, whistles and coded thrown up will be alarming

autologic:
Some arguments are not worth going into cos this has trashed countless times on this forum. And what fail to realize is that removing that same thermostat can also cost you your engine not only about fuel alone
It your car ,you can thow anything at it na since you know more than the manufacturer ,at least mechanic and parts sellers must chop na

all my previous cars were used without thermostat and they worked perfectly fine, without all noticable increase in fuel consumption, wear or tear,the thermostat is mainly meant for colder places with below freezing point temperature to allow engines to heat up faster,I doubt if fully tropicalized cars will have thermostats or heated interiors.most of cars we are using are used cars made in us,Canada or Europe,these countries have extreme cold weather and put in place features to help like day running lights,winter tyres,anti freeze, thermostats, heated interior,heated seats,these things are not needed in the tropics,who in his sane mind will switch on his seat heater in Nigeria?is will simply roast your buttocks.

LegendHero:
Soldier go, soldier come.

barracks remain

Bedtec:
95% of women nah Ashawo, 3% na coded runs girl then 2% nah God fearing women where my mother falls into ... I don't know for my sisters

if you grade 95% of women ashawo then definitely the probability of your sisters to be ashawo is very high,but your arithmetic is faulty,how can out of 100 million women,95 million will be ashawo,it is far to much,it will mean one ashawo for every man,

A305:
This is to those commentators yelling GOD; learn physics.

1 - The victim wasn't speeding, hence, the impact of gravity wasn't intense.

2 - The tumbling (down the slope) as well slowed intended pressure of gravity, which means, the slope isn't a long distance slope.

Chances of survival in this scenario is 95% possible, this is why all passengers in the car survived. But if he had been on top speed, Chances of survival will be 50% and if that slope was a long distance slope; that would have been a DEAD END.

you forgot the no 3 factor the car maker,I presume the car is a Honda EOD and you can clearly see that the roof of the vehicle maintained most of it's shape and intergrity while tumbling several times,it shows a good well made safety cage.i know that physics and good ole engineering played a crucial part in their survival but nevertheless we will still thank BABA GOD for sparing them and giving them another chance .

Ddokie:
This is serious.

a bright and tech minded man but I seriously doubt if that plane will fly,and really don't think it is a big deal to big kit cars from parts bought in the market,the real deal is to build a functioning engine yourself or gear box,my mechanic in coal camp enugu,Mr Paul nweke(the boy is good)he assembled a functioning 4×4 Willy's keep from Suzuki chassis,Toyota 4k engine and gear,dahitsu axle,Mazda dashboard and other accessories from almost all car and bike makers around the world

phadriz:
Your further explanation shows that you are lying, you are married for 21 years and the incident happened during your bachelorhood, you also said the lady kept calling you.

Bros when did GSM started working in Nigeria?

you suppose to understand that I didn't say it was during my bachelor's days,many things are still happening even now,we are still balling codedly.

kramer:
The funny thing is that it's mostly Yoruba or Igbo ppl soiling Nigeria's name abroad, you'll hardly see any news where a northerner was arrested for smuggling drugs, prostitution or fraud. Abi I lie?

you no lie,I am Igbo but the relentless quest of wealth by our people has created a huge problem,the older generation did that by business skill, entrepreneurship and hardwork but this generation is using macavellian principles of the end justifies the means,80-90% of Nigerians caught for drugs in Asia and in prison are igbos, despite the death sentence,they are willing to stake their life in this illegal, dangerous and image shattering ventures,I know money is the essence of life but lets ask ourselves this questions,is money worth dying for?do we have to put our loved ones in endless anguish and trauma for a few dollars more?is it proper to paint a whole region of hardworkers black because of the actions of 0.1% of the population?these and many more are questions we have to ask ourselves and only we has the answers to those questions.

Techydude:
Seems like you got married @ birth..probobkt before conception. I can't imagine this level of childishness from someone in his late 40's.

it is SIMPle fellows like you can make this comment,I bought my first car at 19 yrs,made my first million at 21 yrs and got married at 23yrs,I balled hard during my bachelor's years and I don't regret that,if you don't occasionally misbehave when you are bachelor ,when will you do that?when you are married?I don't give a flying fvck about what you think,pvssy are meant to fvcked and so shall it be.

Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies again.

for your information the story is from my bachelor's years,I am now married for 21 yrs with 2 children in the university,I am no longer a kid that lies for kicks,it is obvious you are not a ladies man to disbelief such story,if you interact more with women you see that the story is not even at par with what women are capable of,what if I tell you the story of how I walked into the room of my cousin during Xmas to meet her and her friend Stark naked on the bed doing crazy lesbian moves or how I visited my farmer friend and encountered him fvcking his female customer on the passageway of the piggery house,the stories and experiences are endless,I had money always and my car when I was 19 yrs that made me to be a very naughty boy.

rayvelez:
That's good cos the fear of bandits is the beginning of millions ransom.

what ever they are planning, relocation or fencing of schools is just a temporary remedy, getting to the roots of the bandit problem is the answer,but from all indication solving the bandit problem will be a very difficult task that will need fresh ideas.

ChasinGood:
Breast is life

I wonder why God created such a beautiful thing like breasts and this our religious charlatans will say that pressing and sucking breast is a sin,well if sucking breasts will take me to hell so be it,if you look very closely at a well formed breast,you will agree that baba God has many things in mind when it was created,and it is not meant for breast feeding alone.

Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies

ok,this is an experience I find very hilarious,I had this new pretty lady that has a fashion shop,fairly well to do,so that fateful day we booked that I will come and take her to my house for some serious nacking,I went on a business trip to a nearby town and with heavy rainfall I couldn't come back in time,she was calling me to know what's up,so by 8pm she gave up calling me and thought I will not make it,but the weather is cold and I really need some nacking,I drove to her house and went behind to the BQ she was living ,lo and behold the door of the BQ is fully open and another man is nacking the lady,I watched live X show for at least a minute before coughing,I nearly died of laughter on the look on their faces,why they left the door open I cannot tell,maybe she felt as the only resident it is safe to open the door to allow fresh air to waft over their buttocks,but the look on her face was pure horror.very comical

peppermint7:
Nigerians make semi automatic weapon
That guy de lie abeg
Na only six cylinders and Dane we ft make for here

they make automatic pistols even in aba, check out this pics,I have seen a locally made semi auto pistol selling for #50k,don't doubt the power of the criminal mind.

holocron:
I know and accept all you have said. I am more interested at the bolded. Yes, Nigeria lies very close to the equator b/w latitudes 4° and 13°in the tropics and as such the sun is almost always overhead all year round. These other areas you mentioned are all above latitude 30°, part pf the temperate regions of the world. Note: The sun can never be directly above your head anywhere above 30° latitude. Those places you mentioned, there midday sun even in summer is like our 10am sun. Nigeria is far hotter than those areas. Thats why our skin evolved to black and they remained fair.

all I know is that it's far more safer and cheaper to remove the thermostat and drive on a slightly colder engine,than leave it and risk catastrophic overheat when it malfunctions,and remember most of these modern aluminum block engines overheat is mostly the cause of their death,any car that I use I remove the thermostat,it will only affect a micro amount of fuel consumption when still cold but after some minutes of driving the car will warmup,I have experienced overheat caused by a faulty thermostat that destroyed the top cylinder and valves,I am no longer interested in that factory spec

Hellustic:
Not at all... I checked and there is no leak.. My mechanic had to change the radiator with another mazda mpv to confirm and it was still overheating

check inside the car under the floor mats if you will see water,most times the heater core leaks water inside the car,it happened to me constant water shortage and overheat,until I checked the car mats,I have been driving with more than 30 ltrs of water inside the car,the mechanic has to block the pipes taking hot water inside the car, problem solved

[quote author=sharrp post=104233764]They also want Taiwan because of their chip industry , Taiwan is the number one manufacturers for chips used in processors everywhere . Of chine gets that , they can add back doors and other stuff to it and infiltrate nations
[/quote)I don't think any chip factory will still be standing after a war,China cannot risk pushing itself back 50 years in a war,the economy it has painstakingly built will be destroyed and America will want such an opportunity to cut them to size,China beware least they play into Americans hand,they should know that almost no country in Asia will support them after bullying everyone in the south China Sea, Australia,newzealand,Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia,all will support America to crush China.

Asgard73:
Americans not Russia..

Winter and cold stopped the Germans from advancing... not Russians troops.

the severe Russian winter,mud,Hitler's bad leadership and vast open spaces stopped the Germans like it did to Napoleon Bonaparte

Kuriosmynd:
Personally, I feel I'm missing certain spark, or something complementary like a feminine energy.
I'm not sure if I'm right, though it's been long I lay with a woman, or be in a serious relationship. However, I seem to have lost certain zeal that I used to have, and it's giving me serious concern cos of the goals I set up to achieve this year.
The question is can a girl actually inspire one to achieve things like rekindling ones zest to pursue one's interest?
For me, when I'm in a relationship, especially if there's mutual feeling, I hardly think about cheating as I'm a goal oriented person, but for a while, I'm losing that edge. Could a girl help one re-discover this drive?
I will appreciate honest comments as it's personal for me. Thanks.

from another perspective,YES,the simple act of trying to impress a lady can lead to unexpected results,I bought my first car to impress girls and also my first house to nack them in peace,so you see chasing women will sometimes make you to buckle up,so you can afford the nice things women like,love without money is like garri without soup.

pocohantas:
Quite innovative.

if not for profits this people deserved to suffer and wait till they reopen,why damage what you use? stealing drinks and coffins,if not for the whites in South Africa it will not be far from Congo or Sudan.

gasparpisciotta:
When your cup is full...and you don’t stop pouring it will run over...

It is running over for Abba Kyari right now.

nothing will happen to the man,do you expect a policeman in Nigeria not to take bribes,so FBI think this is America,the crime fighting ability of kyari is what is important,show me a policeman in Nigeria that does not take bribes and I will show you a virgin in the maternity ward.

SteveOfu:
interesting stories

I have quite a lot of stories with strangers that range from the incredible to the absurd,but for modesty sake let me share this mild story,it was November 2000 and I was preparing for my traditional marriage in December,I was driving from enugu to imo state with materials needed for the occasion when an nysc lady flagged me down, being a gentleman I have to help corpers,she was going to umuahia,I was going to okigwe,so she will stop at okigwe,ok,the journey started,to confess the truth I am not interested in the girl or even had any thoughts of misbehaving with her,my mind was preoccupied with the logistics of the traditional marriage,but few kilometers into the journey,she started asking questions,then hot steamy questions,then x-rated questions,by then she has my attention and I cannot believe my eyes,her skirt has gone up by some inches,Hmm!well I decided if the pant is almost showing it will not be a bad idea to put my finger inside,I did that and the result was shocking,she opened 3 buttons on her top so the breasts can easily be accessible and proceeded to suck me from awgu to ihube,I stopped at the cattle market in gariki lokpa and bought condoms,then we drove inside the cashew plantation along ihube expressway and fvcked the living daylights out of ourselves,I dropped her at okigwe without even knowing her name.

BlackHawk202:
I'll go straight to the point.

So I started Masturbating at about 15years old, if I'm correct . I was in JSS3 then, I think. I finished secondary school after writing waec and passing in 2019 and I'm still..... You know, doing it. (Embarrassed)

Now for the past 1 to 1.5years,ive been trying my best to break free from this addiction. Sometimes I would go 1 month without doing it, sometimes 2 months. I remember I've once gone 3 months before. The thing is, no matter how long I go, at the end of the day (las Las), I still end up doing it (going back to my vomit).

I can remember vowing about 1 month ago that the one I did then would be the very last. Well today, I ended up going to my vomit again. I couldn't even abstain from it for even one month. I'm so disappointed in myself, I've been disappointed in myself since I did it. I feel like I'm very very useless and I should just take my life, I should probably call it a day.

That wouldn't happen, of course, if I can get any help or tip that can help me fix this challenge, on this forum.

I'm not new. I've an account here already but created this one to avoid unnecessary embarrassment from people who already knw me. Sorry for breaking a rule, Lalasticlala.

Ps: I'm a virgin who havent even kissed before. I plan on remaining that way untill marriage

do you still consider yourself self a virgin,I don't think so, because the main objective of putting dick in pvssy is to cum,so if you cum by any means, it achieves the same purpose of actual fvcking,so technically speaking ,you are no longer a virgin,how possibly can you be a virgin when you have used soap and oil to pump your cum all over the floor,it is just like calling a girl that uses cucumber to masturbate a virgin.

tyrone07:
Not anymore. Nigerian Blacksmiths are getting better at producing craft made weapons. I have seen a couple.of semi automatic handguns and sub machine guns chambered in 7.62 × 39
N

there are locally made ak 47 and 6 chamber revolver shot gun

Blakjewelry:
Rivers, terror zone of the South

they even took his heart

grafixdon:
Na rewire mess your car up

I don't think any rewire born of a woman can correct the faults in a flood damage car,the issues can remain dormant especially in the dry season but can strike with unpredictable frequency during rainy season,I took my car to the best rewire in town he examined the car and advice me to let sleeping dogs lie,he asked me how do I think he can correct the fault if you on headlight the boot will open,that I will just close the damn boot,that we have a high chance of causing further problems in trying to solve the old ones,just remove the battery head at night.

Shellsploit:
Reminds me if my maxima...
That car show me shege!




Dashboard dey only light when ever its raining. The window controls that act up, if u press drivers side to wind up, na back seat passengers side go wind down and vice versa. U close boot, radio go just power on by itself.

all those problems are classic salt water flood damage,the salt will get into wire,connectors,switchs,etc and play havoc with the car,until I sold my flood salvage car it was acting excatly like yours or even like a car possessed by spirits,the head light can switch on anytime,the AC blower switchs on at midnight,if you on the AC the windows can roll down,the list is endless,I just remove the battery head at night.

abouzaid:
i read somewhere where Volvo explained that the reason for their low sales then was because those who bought their 240GL were still making use of it even after decades later. Car companies seems to be avoiding that scenario buy building disposal cars.

that 240gl after being used for decades as a sedan has now found a new life converted to pickup trucks,what an incredible car!!